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York Commonwealth, 28 Jan 1859, p. 4.

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m. A LOVER’S SOLlL.OQ.UY. Weop not because love’s happy hours Have faded all away ; They passed! as passed spring’s early flowers As brief and sweet as they. Tho dawn of love is full of dreams As false as idle jestâ€" Youth, fancy, love, is all it seems. When ’tis a dream at best, An idle dream at bost. Weep not because the love was false That crossed the early youth ; You though your first love was your last, And she you lov’d was truth ; This loving is a foolish thing, It rarely stands time’s testâ€" A fancy which the poets singâ€" But still a dream at best, An idle dream at best. Weep not ! dry up your tears, bright youth There’s plenty left in life ; Arouse ! and earn a nobler name, Amidst the world’s great strife. A thousand thing's there are “ to do,” Which give to life true zest, More noble than to still pursue A phantom at the best, An idle dream at best. Then weep not ! for in all we see A higher will than ours ; A bright side there will ever be To every cloud that low'rs : And still to him who firmly dares The proof of sorrow test, A future, bright with hope, appears ; Of dreaming with the blestâ€" We dream ! but Truth, the best ! Unit front $1 taltings. A BOY’S TRIALS. Why is an egg like a colt 'I Because it is not fit for use until it is broken. Why is it easier to be a clergyman than a physician 1 Because it is easier to preach than to practice. £ There's something satisfactory even in being poor,’ as the loafer said when his pocket was nicked of an empty pocket- book. What great phrenologist has a name highly expressive 01 his profession as a researcher in hfads 1 Combe. Why are horses in cold water like meddlesome gossips'? Because they are ^he bearers of idle tails. ‘ I am going to the post-office, Bob ; I lor you?’ ‘ Well, yes, if you have a mind to; but I don’t think you will find me there,’ ‘ I will lay a wager,’ said one sports- man to another, ‘ that I will shoot more crows to-day than you !’ ‘Oh, yes, you can beat any one a ‘ crowing.’ ’ 1 You would be very pretty, indeed,’ said a gentleman, patronizingly, to a young lady, : if your eyes were only a little larger.’ ‘ My eyes may be very small, Mr, but such people as you don't fill them' -The bronchial epidemic, by which so many ladies have been afflicted, has been traced to expanded skirts, and hence it is suggested that the disease is in reality a â- â- pecies of Hoping cough ! ‘‘Dick, why dou’t you turn that Buf- falo robe t’other side out ?â€"the hair side is the warmest.’ ‘Bah ! Tom, don’t you suppose the animal knew how to wear his own hide V A ^cene int ax Inn.â€"Hungry cus- tomerâ€"r‘ Here, waiter, bring me another carving knife. I can’t cut with this thing.’ Honest Waiter.â€"‘ Beg pardon, sir, but we never sharpen the knives for a shilling ordinary.’ An exchange, commenting on the fact that a number of Cincinnati young ladies have lately been married away to other places, says no city has a better claim to Mipp'y spare ribs for the universe. An awkward man, attempting to carve a goose, dropped it on the floor. ‘ There, now I’ exclaimed his wife, ‘we’ve lost our dinner.’ ‘Oh, no, my dear,’ an- swered lie, ‘ it’s safe, I have got my foot upon it I’ Some one was telling an Irishman that somebody bad eaten ten saucers of ice cream ; whereupon Pat shook his1 head. ‘ So you don’t believe it V With a shrewd nod Pat answered, ‘ I belave in the crame, but not in the saucers.’ ‘ So here J. am between two tailors,’ said a good lellow at a public table where two young tailors were seated, who had just commenced business for themselves. ‘ True,’ was the reply, ‘ we are begin- ners, and can only afford to keep one goose between us.’ An Irish woman appeared in court in Louisville, recently, to be appointed guar- dian for her child, when the *ollowing colloquy ensued : ‘ What estate has your child V ‘ Piaze yer honor, I don’t u - derstand ycu !’ ‘ I say what has she got V ‘ Chills and iaver, plaze yer honor.’ An Irish Repartee.â€"The Irish mind is a m'ver-failing source of wit. The following is the latent specimen : Patrick is a baggage-master on the Georgia railroad, and always attentive to his business. A few evenings since, while .at his post, he was accosted by an excited passenger, who, in a rude and boisterous manner, demanded repeatedly to know the whereabouts of his trunk. Pat, after se- veral times replying to the interrogatory, at length lost his patience, and thus put an end to the stranger’s troublesome ques- tioning : The Springfield Republican has a capital article on this subject. Here are some extracts : HIS REGULATIONS WITH THE “OLD MAN.” We suppose that the first trial a boy has to undergo is to submit his will to the old man, whom he is taught to consider his father. To be restiained in doors at night, to be forbidden to go in swimming five times a-dav, or to be hindered from pinching the rest of the children just for fun, is an interference with natural inalienable rights, every way injurious to the feelings. And then, when upon some overwhelm- ing temptation, the boy asserts his independence of parental control, and lecieves a “ tanning,” with a switch from a quince bush, either upon his back or bare feet, it be- comes really a very serious thing. We never could see the smart ot an operation like this was at all assu- aged by the affectionate assurance that it was bestowed out cf pure love. SITTING WITH THE GIRLS. The next great trial of a boy is, to be obliged by a cruel master to sit with the girls at school. This usually conies before the develop- ment of those undeniable affinities which, in after life, would tend to make the punishment mere endur- able. To be pointed out as a “ ga- bov,” to be smiled at grimly by the master, who is so far delighted with his own ineffable pleasantry as to give the little boys license to laugh aloud, and to be placed by the side of a girl who had no handkerchief, and no knowledge of the use of the article, is, we submit, a trial of no mean magnitude. Yet we have been there and have been obliged to sit up close with big Rachel, laugh- ing and blushing till we came to hate her name. We wonder where the overgrown frowsy creature is now, and what the condition of her head is 1 THE FIRST LNOG-TAILED COAT. We do not believe that any boy ever put on his long-tailed coat "without a sense of shame. He first twists his back half off looking at it in the glass, and then when he steps out of doors it see os to him as if all creation was in a broad grin. The sun laughs m the sky; the cows turn to look at him ; there are faces at every window ; his very shadow mocks him. When he walks by the cottage where Jane lives, he dares not look up for his life. The very boards creek with consciousness of the strange spectacle, and the old pair of pants that stop a light in the garret window nod with derision. If he is obliged to pass a group of men and boys, the trial assumes its most terrific sta^e. His leys set all £2 O C mixed up with embarrassment, and the fiap of the dangling appendage is felt upon them moved by the wind of his own agitation ; he could not feel worse were it a dish-cloth, worn as a badge of disgrace. It is a happy time for him when he gets to the church and sits down with his coat tail under him ; but he is still apprt hensive With thinking of the Sunday School, and wonders if any of the children will ask him to “ swing his long tail blue.” GOING HOME WITH TI1E GIRLS. The entrance into the society may be said to take place after boy- hood has passed away, yet a mul- titude take the initiative, before their beards are presentable. It is a great trial, either to a tender or a tough age.â€"For an overgrown boy to go to a door, knowing that there are a dozen girls inside, and to knock or ring with absolute cer- tainty that in two minutes all their eyes wiil be upon him, is a severe test of courage. To go before these girls and make a satisfactory tour of the room without stepping on their toes, and then to sit down and dispose of one's hands without putting them in oil’s pockets, is an achievement which few boys can boast. If a boy can go so far as to measure off ten yards of tape with one of these girls, and r-ut it short at each end, he may stand a eha ce to pass a pleasant evening, but let him not flatter himself that all the trials of the evening are over.â€" There comes at last the breaking up. The dear girls don their hoods, and put on their shawls, and look so saucy, and mischievous, and unimpressable, as if they did not wish any one to go borne with them. Then comes the pinch, and the boy that has the most pluck makes up to the prettiest girl, his heart in his throat, and his tongue clinging to the roof of his mouth, and crooking his elbows stammers the words, “ Shall I see you home V She touches her fingers to his arm, and they walk home about a foot apart, feeling as awk- ward as a couple of goslings. As soon as she is safe inside her own doors, he struts home, and h;is real- ly been and gone and done it.â€" Steep comes to him at last, with CONCLUDING REFLECTIONS. We have passed over churning and learning the catechism, because we are fearful of making this ar- ticle too long, although we might lave talked of butter that would not be persuaded to come, and per- plexities of a literary turn of mind, and a head that measured seven and a quarter when asked what the chief end of man was. Boyhood is a green passage in man’s experi- ence in more senses than one. ft 16 a pleasant tiling to think over and laugh about now, though it was serious enough'then. Many of our present trials are as ridiculous as those which now touch the risibles in the recollection, and when we get to the other world and look up on this, and upon 'he infancy of the soul through which we passed hore, we have no doubt that .we shall grin over the trials â-  wliic i we have experienced when we lost our fortunes, when our mills were swept away or burned, and when we didn't get elected to the Legis- lature. Men are but boys of larger growth. WHAT TO 1)0 IN CASE OF ACCIDENTS. If a man faints away, instead of yelling out like a savage, or run- ning to him to lift him up, lav him at lull length on his back on the floor, loosen his clothing, push the crowd away so as to allow the air to reach him, and let him alone.â€" Dashing water over a person in a simple fainting fit is a barbarity, and soils the clothing unnecessarily. The philosophy of a fainting fit is, the heart fails to send the proper supply of blood to the brain ; if the person is erect, that blood has lobe thrown up hill, but if lying dowr., it has to be projected horizontally â€"which requires less power is ap- parent, If' a person swallows poison, deliberately or by chance, instead of breaking out into multi- tudinous and incoherent exclama- tions, despatch some one for a doc- tor : meanwhile run to tho kitchen get half a glass of water in any- thing that is handy, put into it a teaspoonful of salt and as much ground mustard, stir it in an in- stant, catch a firm hold of the per- son’s nose, the mouih will soon fly open, then down with the mixture, and in a second or two up will come the poison. This will answer in a larger number of cases than any other remedy. If by this time the physician has not arrived, make the patient swallow the white of an egg. followed by a strong cup of coffee (because these nullify a larger number of poisons than other accessible articles) as antidotes for any poison that may remain in the stomach.â€"If a limb or other part of the body is severely cut, and the blood comes out by spirts or jerks, per su/tetn, as the doctors say, be in a hurry, or the man will be dead in five minutes, there is no time to talk or send for a physician ; say no- thing, out with your handkerchief, throw it around the limb, then twist it around tighter and tighter until the blood ceases to flew. But stop, it does no good. Why ! Be- cause only a severed artery throws blood out in jets, and the arteries get their blood from the heart ; hence, to slop the flow tho remedy must be applied between the heart and the wounded spotâ€"in other words, above the wound. If a vein has been severed the blood would have flowed in a regular stream and on the other hand, the tie should be applied below the wound, or on the other side of the wound from the heart, because the blood in the v.eins flows towards the heart, and there is no need of such great hurry. Tlic Scottish American Journal DEVOTED TO THE , / J / Interests of Scotchmen in America, AND TO THE DISSliiuKATIpft 0* SCOTTISH LITERATURE AN L) ART CCONSIDERING ihe multiplicity pf news- ) papeis in America, it has to many been a matter ol'surprise that- tho numerous body ot Scottish,residents slioukl have been so Ion*; un- represented To supply this desideratum, iNo. I, ol' the Scottish America* Journal was published 011 Saturday, 'Augttst 8, 1857. and is low continued weekly. The primary object of tho Journal is to fur- nish i.s readers regularly with the news ot lheir native country, it presents a weekly re- cord of ait events of interest occurring, in Scot- land, and its subscribers are in ibis way as fully iu.o med of what is transpiring’ at home as it they were in regular receipt of an old-country newspaper. Scottish questions will be discussed with intelligence and impartiality in the editor- ial columns, and the sentiments' of the.lea.dmif parties on these subjects will be’fairly repre*-- sented and commented upon- in the literary and miscellaneous department of the paper, while merit aud talont will be ap- preciated from u hatever counti-y they emanate, tho Scottish element will preponderate* Tales, ^ketches, and poetry, illustrative of tho Scottish (Character, and of a nature titled to call lorth the sympathies of Scotchmen both at home and abroad, will occupy a conspicuous place; in this department, the co-operation of various distinguished authors, possessing unrivalied facilities lor the task, has been secured- I11 politics, the Journal will occupy a thoroughly independent position, alike free from party bias and national prejudice. 111 or- der to ii terest its readers wherever situated, it will take a broad view of topics of ibis class, holding those of a merely local nature, except n so far as they may p;esont points of import- ance to tho general public Questions involv- ing the interests of British residents in the United States and in the British Provinces, will be specially consideied, and it is believed that the information and news of the Journal on this impo taut class of subjects will bo such as shall command attention, Tho Scottish American Journal, will in every respect be conducted iii an efficient and btisit ess like 'manner, with every requisite guarantee for its permanence. 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MORSE, the inventor of Morse’s 1 ndian Root fills, has spent tho greater portion of his life iii travelling, having visited Europe, Asia and Africa, as, well as North Americaâ€" has spent three years among th s Indians of our Western countryâ€"-it was in this way that the liidian Root Pills’ wore first discovered. Dr. Morso u as the first man 10 establish tho fact that alii diseases arise f.0111 IMPURITY OF THE BLOODâ€"that our. strength, health and life depended upon this vital iinid. When the various passages become clogged, and do not act,in perfect harmony with the dif- ferent functions of the body, the blood loses its action, becomes thick, corrupted and diseased ; thus causing all pains, sickness and distress of everv name ; our strength is exhausted, our health we are deprived of, and if nature is not assisted in t aro wi n g oil’ the stagnant humors, the blood will become choked and cease to act, and thus'Vuriight of' life wi 11 be forever blown out. Hoivimp.ortaut tI.ieu thm wo should keep the various passages of the body free and open. And how pleasant to us that vve have it in.our 'power.to pntt a medicine in your.rpach, namely, Morse’s. I ndian Root Pills, manufactured from plants and roots which grow afoimtl the :noif 1- atnioas cliffs in Nature’s Garden,.for the health and recovery,,of diseased man. Quo, of ibo roots Irom which these Pills aro made is a Sudorific, which opens' tho pores of the skin, .and assists-'Nature in throwing out tho finer parts of the corruption within. The s'erond is a plant which is an Expectorant, that upeus and unclogs the passage to tho lungs by copious spitting. Tho third is a Diuretic, which gives ease and double strength to the kidneys ; thus encouraged, ‘they draw laigo amounts of im- purity frpm the blood, which is then thrown out bountifully .by *he urinary or water passage, and which could not ha vo • been discharged in any other way. The fourth is a. Cathartic, aijd accompanies the other ' propeities of tire-Pills while engaged in putif\ing tiles' blood ; the coarser particles of impurity which cannot pass by iho other outlets, are thus taken up and From the above, it is shown that Dr. Mo'se’s Indian Root Pills not 9111/ enter the stomach, but become united with the blood, for they find their way to every pait, and complete- ly rout and release the system from all impm'.*v, and the life of tho body, which is the blooa, becomes perfectly healthv ; consequently all sickness and• pain is driven from the system, for tliev cuniiot remain when tho body becomes so pure and clear. The* reason why people are so distressed when sick, and why so many die, is because they do not get a medicine which will pass to tho afllicted parts, and which will open the natural passage for tho disease to be cast out; hence; a large quantity of food and other matter is lodged, and the stomach and intestines are literally overflowinir with the corrupted mass ; thus undergoing disagreeable fermentation, constantly mixing with the blood, which throws the corrupted matter through every ' vein and artery, until life is taken, from the body by disease. Dr. Morse’s PILLS have added to themselves victory upon victory, by restoring millions of the sick to blooming health and ha j) - pi ness. Yes, thousands who have been racked or tormented with sickness, pain and anguish,! and whose feeble frames have been scorched by the burning elements of fever, and who have been brought, as it were, within a step of he silent grave, now stand ready to testify that they would have been numbered with tbe dead, had it not been for this great and wonderful medicine, Morse’S Indian Root Pills. After one or two doses had been taken, they were as tonished, andnbsolutely surprised, iniwitnesslng their charming effects. Not only do they give immediate ease and strength^ and take away all sickness, pain and anguish, but they at once go to work at tho foundation of tbe disease, which is the blood. Therefore, it w ill be shown, especially by those who use these Pills, that they will so dense and purify, that diseaseâ€" that deadly enemyâ€"will take its flight, and the flush of youth and beauty wiH againTeturn, and the prospect of a long and happy life will cherish and, brighten your days. Caution.â€"Beware of a counterfeit signed A. B. Mooi'e. All'genuine have the name of A. J. Wixite & C6., on each box. Also the signature of A. J. White Co. All-others are spurious. â-  A J. WHITE & CO., Sole Proprietors, 50 Leonard Street, New York. Dr. Morse’s Indian root Pills aro sold by all dealers in Medicines. Agents wanted in every town, village and hamlet in the laud. Parlies desiring the agency will address as above for terms. Price 25 cents per box, five boxes will be sent on receipt of i§L postage paid. 33 1 ortns : six month ten copies, six months;; $8 ; ten copies, twelve months, {j;i5 ; fifteen copies, twelve months, .$22 : twenty copies, twelve .months in C sent gratuitously for in- aud Western money, or n lbr subscriptions. I be d.t ected to I’nlton-street, New Yoik Co. are extensively en- atents for new inventions, nd will advise inventors, without charge, in regard to the novelty of their improvements. 1). D. T. MOORE,. Rochester, N. Y advance, Specimen copies spection. Southern Postage Stamps, u.Lt O’ Letters sliouli MUNN &. Co., Messrs. Mij.nn & gaged in procuring p Dr. Moifat’S' liiic Fills. riUKNIX BITTERS. 'I lie reputation of these very celebrated vege- table remedies is now unequalled by any others in this country or in Europe. , 'I hey tiro fully established us the most universal family medi- cine now in use, and they will maintain their pre-eminent tenow 11 bv tho intrinsic and com- piehensivo virtues which acquired it. The usual modi s ot puffery would be unworthy of them and is unnecessary. Thousands and tens of thousands of persons now living in fyoifectly restored; health, can testify, as thousands havo testified, to their prompt and decided efficacy not.only in a!l ordi- nary derangementsjoif-ht itkh, .from Impaired Digestive Funewens, Costivenes.*, Bilious anti Liver Complaints, â-  Rheumatic and Inflamma- tory Colds, Coughs, Nervous Weakness, Loss of Appetite, Fannie of Flesh,. Headache and I mpure-â-  State;of the Blood and other Fluids,, but also in Rheumatism, itfe.vor and Ague, other Intermittent Fevers, Asthma, Bronchus, Cho- lic, Pleurisy, Palpitation of the ileait, Rush of Blood to the liead Settled I ains .111 the Joints, Limbs and Organs, Affections of the B.ladde, and Kidne}s, Jaundice. Dropsy, Piles, lioweyn inveterate, Habitual Costivene-ss, K01 ous.nnd Bilious Looseness, .Olsrinaic, iieadacho ai.tl Giddiness, and an immense number of other maladies. ..... They require nb diertng nor confinement, ai e perfectly mild and,.pleasant in their operation, but will powerlu ly.iestore healthâ€"that greatest of all earthly blessingsâ€"to the most exhaust m! and dilapidated .constitutions, d and sold by Dr. WILLIAM B U4 OK TO U OX TO, OCULST & AURIST, Operator on the. Eye and Ear 1/re pun MOFFAT, 33.) Broadway, N. Y. C«uka<lii Type Foundry | j .\T\ ERSALLY known throughout Cana- V.'! da and tho United States for his skill and sueCess ill Restoring Lost Sight & Hearing, A nd removing all Diseases of the Eye and Ear generally, begs most respectfully to inform those aliicted in these delicate organs, that ho has for- wattled to the. office of this paper a few dozen copies of the 4th edition of his Treatise on Disea- si’s of the Eye and Ear, published 'this, day, which will ho presented to applicants, FREE OF CHARGE, 7 er< Thousand Copies arc now read it for distri- bution. Tins vvo:k contains nearly 2000 ;pagos bT reading matter, in which will he found reporled a large number of most important and.successful* operations 011 tljo Lye, pud more than <hie Hundred interesting Casas of every descrip- tion, illustrated with numerous Cuts nd Plates. A iso, w;ll be seen, Letters and References from highly respectable parties from all parts of Cana- da^ aud the United Stales,â€"all of which will, be lound well worthy the careful perusal of the afllictid;' The Author feels fully assured that every wi- prejndieed, reader ot jtbis work will bo convinced that Diseases ol the Lye or Ear in uny singe short ol complete disorganization, cun and mat) be cured .- and it must appear evident lo evef\‘* consider a, lo person that the principul cause, oJP* fait are to obtain relief m these cases ihioughont; the country, is the result of improper treatnicnt, and a want'of kXhkkiekc.k, sriri , and compe- tency 011 tlV© part of those protessingor attempt- ing 10 cure such diseases. This Work will al o bo forwarded, to indivi- duals free of charge) sending their add.ess, post-paid, to th*5 Author at Toronto. Toronto, June 8th, 1857. gio-iy Removed to St. Thkrkkk Sr., Buildings, Mon i re Dr 1 rpHE Proprietors of this Establishment beg X to inform the Prin .ers of Canada, that they; have now manufactured and ready for delivery, a large quantity- of Small Pjpa, Long Primer,; Bourgeoiso and Brevier, of Scotch face, which1 they will guarantee c.annof be.surpassed by any Foundry upon this CORti tietit for ^durability and appearance. They have also 011 hand a choice assortment of various kinds of Orimttientnl' Type.. The prices at which theso and other types are, sold at the Canada Type Foundry, will be found at least oO per cent less than they could be pur- chased previous to its establishment. it is therefore hoped tbaUhe Printers of Cana- da will shov. their appreciation of the advantages it holds out, by be towing upon it a fair share of their patronage, iu return lbr which the propriet- ors pledge themselves fo leave 110 means untried to give ample satisfaction. Printers.!, mark tho reduction in the price of type s nee this Foundry was opened ; ahd bear ill niiud lhat 0 greater ieduction depend upon foUl- selvos. Our motto isâ€"supply, the trade with type of such quantities and at such prices as will pre- vent til6 necessity of patronising foreign manu- factures. The following list of a few of the principal arti- cles requited by pi infers will give an idefc Of the' frreat advantages-of the Canada Type Foundry, PRICES:---------------- - n.v ; â-  f | Nonpariel.......... ..'2 s 9d per lb. Million..............,.2f3 3d “ Brevier.................2s Id “ Bourgeoise ..... Is l(Jd “ Long Primer..., Is 8d “ Small Pica .... Is 7d “ Pica................ Is. Gd ; “ CF All other Book Fonts in proportion. Leapsâ€"G to Pica and thicker, Ts per lb.: Pica, Is 3d;’8 to Pica Is Gd. THOS. J.' G URN IN & Co. St. Therese Street ' â€" Montreal, May 18th, 1857- g3 N,B.â€"Publishers of newspapers giving inser- tion to this advertisment for 2 months1 will be allowed their bills upon purchasing five times their amount of our manufacture. Editors will confer a favor by directing attention lo^ the announcement. T. J. G. & Go.o j PROSPECTUS OF The Woman’s Advocate FOR 1858. Fourth Volumn. L. A. E, M’COVVELL, Editor. J. PIERSON, Corresponding Editor. Tho object of the Woman’s Advocate is the opening out of now spheres of employment for women who have so long suffered the distress- attendant upon the insufficient remuneration, and a too limited, number of occupations. Tlie paper endeavors to collect all informa- tion that can be important to women, relative to occupations better suited to them, and which will yield a more comfortable subsistence thart tho few unhealthy, trades upon wliichj, they have been so far obliged to depend for exis- tence,. , â-  r fi - r . The Advocate employs, in the various de- partments of the business, many women, who aro paid for their labor as high prieesas;are paid to men for the same amount of work. To the editor and proprietor the past three years 111 which' she has been engaged in this work, havo been years of anxiety and toil ; but the emerprize has been carried 011 with the hope of doing good to others, and finally pushing the business to a successful point, when it may i-e- munerate ail concerned. With this hope she enters the field for another year, trusting to the many assurances of friends 111 all parts of the country, for aid and co-operation- terms of subscription : For One Copy, one year.....................$2 00 For Five Copies, ! •*'< •••••' • 00 For Ten Copies......................... .15 00 TO POSTMASTERS. j.;-. Postmasters throughout the county are ^re- quested to act as agents, and deduc/ )the u?ua1^ commissionedi •• >11 UurivT .“.Ift EMPI.0VM.ENT FOR LADIES Anv lady of good address, and energetic habits, can make from five to twenty dollars a week, by canvassing for subsb/ib ms foi- the Advocate. We want such agents in, every owtislnp and city in the United Slaves and tho Canadas. If any one wishes to enter upon a lucrative employment, and will send a recom- mendation for honesty and ability, they will havo credentials forwarded to them to act as agents-, â€" ^..i ^ Address, ANNA E. M’DOWELL, Editor and Proprietor, Philadelphia, Pa.

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