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Ayoung gentleman coming out of n Boslon church a few Sundays since. saw a young ladyâ€"a beautiful girl, with blnclé eyes, black dress and Grecian faceâ€"drop her handkerchief. He politely picked it. up, and returned it lo her. She thanked him and said the sermon had nflected her so that her Hm! she did not know what she was about. They then took a semi- mentnl walk, and he left lwr at. tlle- door ofa fashionnble residence. Next - morn- ing verdant found himself minus his pocket book and twenly-xewn dollars. He A novel mode ofbringing an obstinate juror to his senses was adopted rrcently in Santa Cruz. He held out against the olher eleven, who had promptly agreed upon a verdict of guilty. Aftnr an hour of argument with no avail, it was at lust proposed that the jury should return a verdict of ‘guilly, by eleven jurymen, who believe the other one to be :1 Con- ferlerate oflhe prisoner, and as great a rascal.’ This ended it. The obstinate juror saw twenty vigilance cumminees in his mind’s eye, and in five minutes the jury unanimously returned a verdict of guilly. ‘ Bill Jones,’ said a bullying urchin to anotlmr lad, ‘ the next time [calcll you alone 1'“ flog you like anything.’ ‘ Well,’ replied Bill, ‘ I aint often much alone, I commonly have my legs and fists M‘llll mc.’ An Irishman about to marry a Southern girl {tr her property. ‘ \«Vill you take this woman to be your wedded wife 1’ said the minister. ‘ Yrs. your riverence, and the mtng too,’ said Pat. In an advertisement ofl‘et‘ing the \Vood- Chester Park Estate, VVorcestesshire for sale, the auctioneer announces in a line of capital letters, as one of the tempting in- ducements to purchasers ‘ Polttical infiu- rnce over twelve hundred honest yoemen.’ The following advertisement appeared in an Irish paper :â€"â€"‘ “'hereas John Hall has fraudulently taken away several arti- cles of wearing apparel without my know- ledge, this is therefore to inform him that, if he does not forthwith return the same his name shall be made public !’ A youth who desired to wear the mn- trimoniul yoke had not suflieient courage to ‘ pop the question.’ 0n informing his father of the diflicully he labored under, the old man replied, quite passionately, >' Why, you booby, lmw do you suppose I managed when I got married 1’ ‘ Oh‘ yes !’ said the promising lover, ‘ you mar- ried mother, but I’ve got to marry a strange girl !’ A gentleman frmn Bolivar, Tenn.. last week saw a nondescript sort of article flouting down lhe Mississippi near his plantation. It resembled a miniature Noah's Ark with Ihe hull knocked off. Curiosin led him to board it, when he was astonished to find himself in the store of :1 friend fifty miles up the river. The contents were not greatly injured. He- tied the store to the shore. and started all to let his friend know where he might find his place of busines. Strawberries are unusually plentiful in Cincinnati. Over a thousand bushel. were exhibited for sale in Fifth-street Market on Tuesday week, and sold for from '5 u: 20 cents per quart. The most rrmarknble case of indicision we ever heard of, was that of a man who sat up all night, because he could not de- .cide which to take off first, his coat or his LooLs. ‘ I am alTraid I shall come Lo want, said an old lady Lo :1 young gentleman, ‘I have come to want already.’ was the re- ply, -I want your daughter! ' The old lady opened her eyes. A German writer observes, in a iate volume on the social condilion of Great Britain, that there is such a scarcity of thieves in England that tlmy are obliged .to offer a reward for their discovery. ‘ \Vlly do you use so much tobacco,’ said an Englishman to an Americn. ‘Be- cause I chews" was the reply. There is a man out West. who labors under the deluzion that ‘ I'lon.’ placed before a man’s name stands ['01 honest. OUT-DOOR Spom-s.â€"Being chased by a mad ox, or collecting bills for printers. A “'estern editor thinks Hiram Powers is a swindler, because he chiselled an unfortunate Greek girl out of a block of marble. fl‘xuuhum fllrnhiugfi. ks we sermon-will do him good .OOK ON THE BRIGH'I‘EST SIDE Man may be happy ifhe will But see the brighter side. And in ,And through a long and varied life I’ve leurn'd this lesson well, That in (his world of care and strife There’s more of good than ill. And c'un in poverty and toil Peace with us will abide ; My lnbor still wanton ; And in thal varied course of yours. Did much of ill halide: But all]! I always struvo lo look Upon the brighesl side. Fell softly on mine car, And loving ones wove always nigh. _ My fuiming heart to cheer. When sicknqu came. and hours of pain Drngg‘d “tam-My along, And mourningsnd and murm'ringa vain Drop’l frnm my feeble tongue ; Kind hearts were thore. and kindly wards 1’“ (All thee all. my youthful friend The good old man replied. “’hale’er may-hay» ‘l'alwnys look '»Upon the brightest sid». O’er :1]! [ha laud there’s not a man. .llow hard soo’r-his lot. But if he will. can‘oflén find A bright nimd sunny spot. I‘ve Iivvd Beneall st stiflLlighl-lmartad. blilho 11 You (read life’s wealy Mtage andloilcd for many a year WHIle cold and drear ,ho Hummer 15min]. 5“ II The first reason for these things is found in the avari- cious desire for all the land which joins, or in other words, farmers try to cultivate too much land, and consequently neglect the whole. Second, they do not keep stock enough to make manure to supply the farm, and too often wasting what little they do have. Third, ignorant of the princi- ples which govern the growth of vegetation or of the adapta- tion ofdifferent soils, or of the necessity of manure. If far- mers would inform themselves upon these things and act up- on that information, farming could be made to pay even at fifty centsper bushel for wheat. A knowledge of these things is absolutely necessary to save our land from actual starva- tion in the years which are to come. Farmers should hail with delight, every avenua which opeusa way that it may ‘be obtained, both for themselves and their children, and should labor to bringr to completion and to encourage every enterprise which has this object in View. They should aid and push on the effort to establish Agricultural Colleges, that by their influ- ence light may be thrown up- on their path which will help them to occupy their true posi- tion among the callings of life. H. C. COON, in N. H' Farmer. While the great political question of freedom and free- soil is agitating our Nation to its center, and other powers of the earth are watching with ,in- tense interest the developments in favor of the rights ot man. there is another question, al- though not of like moral im-' port, yet all are more or less interested therein, which is be- ing discussed and felt by mul- titudesâ€"especially here in the West, were it has become a theme of much magnitude to the minds and purposesofthose engaged in Agriculture. Itis the question or fact of hard times and the low price ofpro- ducc. Ilowoften is it remark- ed, “ that it won’t pay to raise wheat at the present prices.” \Vcll,wliat will the farmers do ’? it surely will not pay to leave the farm for any other busi- ness, for all are hard up, and the farmer is better off than they, unless by foolish extrava- ‘ gance he has brought the sheriff to his door. Therefore he ponders, waiting for some new development to aid him out of his difficulty. But let us see if it \\0i1’t pay to stick to the farm and raise wheat, even for fifty cents a bushel. It is a fact which can be easily demonstrated that land, unless some that, is new, can be made to yield double with one quar- ter more labor, than it does now, and constantly be grow- ing better, instead, as at pres- ent decreasing at the rate of ten cents per acre on an aver- age, as they now are. The average of wheat per acre in England, is nearer forty, than thirty bushels; while in' the United States, it does not. av- erage over ten bushels per acre. Why is this difference? It is not in the native richness of the soil, nor in the climite; for in both, ours exceed theirs. It is in the different modes of culture. First, the nature and capability of their soils are . known and crops are sown ac- cordingly. Second, they cul- tivate more thoroughlyâ€"plow- ing deep, pulverizing the soil finely, draining, and bya judi- crous rotation ot'crops, and the application of inanures, both mineral and anlmal, supply the land with the elements of fertilitywhich are being con- stantly removed ; while here, in too many instances, the di- rect reverse is the rule, and that the exception. How of ten do we see one man and a team trying to cultivate eighty or one hundred acres, plowing in the mud three or four in- ches deep where the land re- quires draining, wanting man- ‘ure, half seeding and badly put in, thinking that the num- ber of acres sown and not the amount per acre raised will be the ratio of profits. Harvest comes and with it the expense of going over four acres to get the legitimate produce of one, and when the bills are all paid it is found that it does not pay to raise wheat at such prices. If they had understood, or fol- lowed the laws of growth and supply, the results would have far ditferen t. STICK TO THE FARMâ€" BETTER CULTIVATION. From the American Farmers’ Magazine e pOSl- ofthe Fdx and Wisconsin ri;el‘é, x'vill five of life_ long be achieved. The Committee on N Interna‘ Improvements in the Wisconsin D ’ ' Legislature, have made a report upon its firmer,- ' necessity. We commend this to all who wish to learn a natural way of irrigation. The cost ofboring, in usual places, 12, 15, and 20 feet, will be only twentyâ€"five to fifty cents per tubaâ€"Cal. Far. Steamboat uavigalion hetwann the Mississippi and Iisze Michigan, by Nway One plan is simply this” procure a two-inch auger, and have it prepared (as used for boring wells) with joints of‘ square iron rod, and with a handle that can be slid up and down (made fast with but screws) as the work pro- gresses. Then bore into this mold of earth until you reach water; then fill up this tube with coarse sand. At all times after- wards, by capillary action, the water will be drawn to the surface of the earth in suffi- cient quantities for all that grows above it. Let any one try the follow- ingr experiment: dig a hole two feet deep, and three in diami- ter; in the center of this hole bore as described, for water; fill up the tube with sand; then plant a tree in that hole, and forever after you have, by capillary power, a fountain ever flowingto the roots of that tree. This will be natur- alto the tree, and it will only flow as the tree needs it, and it will also be preceived that the roots ofthe tree (the tree will form special tap roots) will go down this tube, and feed upon the living water below. This same plan may be adopted through an entire orchard. It can be used in trenches, and beneath hedges, but remember, in holes or trenches, they must be filled up again after the tube is bored, and filled with sand, else they will not operate well. Every artificial plan to irri- gate lands, trees, or plants, should, as far as possible, be in imitation of nature. It is a well-known fact that the very best means of watering, in dry countries, are those that feed the root from below, rather that from the surface of the ground; the system of subsoil- ing, trench-spadin g, deep plow- ing, and like operations, giving life, health and vigor, and by the capillary attraction the water is drawn up from the earth below by reason of the heat above. The recent plan of boring tubes oftwo inches in diame- ter, and inserting lead pipes, and then attaching them to the rotary pumpâ€"thus giving a pump at small cost, as prac- ticed in Stockton with great success, has called attention to facts which can be made of great service in all parts of our State, whereever there is this hard adobe land. In every country that has this black soil, or even red soil, such as is usal fqr making brick, and on our broad, dry prairies, it is well known that water can be found at depths varying from twelve to thirty feetgand in all such places we now ask particular attention to the fol- lowing valuable facts, which can easily be verified by any person at a trifling,r cost. as the condition ofa newcoun- try with too much land, will permit, whatever we want to eat, drink and wear; to stay at home with and to go abroad with; to sleep on and to sleep under; to live and (lie and be buried with; and then there will be no need to exhort the farmer to stick to his business. He will stick to it with its good prices, because he can find no other so remuneratng business. That abominable doctrine that it is cheaper to buy than to produce, is what puts prices below a living, thriving business for the far- mcr. If We will manufacture half our iron and \Voolcns, wheat will never be down to fifty cents a bushel again. Throw you polities overboard, and look at this subject as rea- sonable men. The writer of the above does not quite go to the botton of things. “7e lack a due pro- portion of mechanics, as com- pared with the agriculturists. Let us supply our own iron, instead of buying it; let us clothe ourselves, instead of getting Eumpe to clothe us; in short let us produce, as fast A PERFECT PLAN TO WATER TREES. SEEK for your children, in orderâ€" first, moral excellence; second, In- tellectual improvement ; third, phy- sical Well-being; last of all, worldly'thrift and prosperity; and you may attain the blessing promis- ed to Christian naturc.â€"Euerts. d. world of false and inconsistent forluali\y.â€"Bishop Hall. THE TEST or FRIENDS HIP.â€" Thel‘e is no trial ot friendship but adVeTSitY- He that is not ashamed Of my bonds, nor daumed with my Cheeks, nor alienated with my disgrace, is a friend for me; one dTaChm of that man’s love is worth Great excitement has been ocea- sioned here lately by a ghost story. It took its rise at the Errol Chemi- cal VVorks, wherein bones are ex- tensively used {or the manufacture of manure. Three men, whose duty it was to watch at night, finn- ly declared that the place was haunted. Of late they asserted themselves to have seen Crimean heroes arrayed in all their warlike costume, stalk along the joists ofthe building, and heard them night af- ter night as they vanished trom View crying out, “ {or our country we bled, for our country we died. Why now bury our bones?” So seriously alarmed were the menâ€" sober, decent folks in their wayâ€" that it was with difficulty they could be kept at their employment. At length some gentlemen of the neighbourhood agreed to watch with them. They repaired to the place about “the Witching time of night,” and sure enough they had not been long there, till they were startled by hearing various “ eld- ritch ” sounds. Resolved to ascer- tain whence they came, they be- gan a search of the premises, but instead of being confronted with any majestic apparition like “the buried majesty of Denmark,” they came upon a number of frolicsome lads comically decked out, who at once took to their heels on finding the new customers they had to deal with. The explanation of the mystery was then out. The men had been somehow induced to be- lieve that the bones made use of at the works had been imported from the Crimea; and this story, with the fears it begat, being rumoured about the neighbourhood, these mischevious lads thought there could be no better fun than to get UP a “ lark ” over it. They were thoroughly successful, and it Will be some time ere we hear the last hereabouts of the neWest story as 10 “ Auld Montrose and hitq Witches.”â€"Dundce lVarder. Habit, inmost cases, happily dulls the perception of the rich to their luxuries, and the poor To their pri- vations. Uniformity without unanimity is a thin crust, beneath whose deceit- l'ul surface the burning lavafloods roll impatiently, and the devouring earthquake watches expectantly for his prey. There is a tide ebb and flow in the moral as well as the material ocean, and argosies of more worth are wrecked amidst the commo- tions of the former than by the tempests of the latter. Institutions are ideas incarnme. There is often more contentment within the narrow limits ofa cot- tage than in the wider boundaries of an empire. Logic is the language of the in- tellect, analogy that of the soul : the former is earthly, the latter is heavenly. Some natures are self-suffering, not from the magnitude and diver- sity of their resources, but the po- verly and paucity of their sym- pathies. As all opaque bodies necessarily cast a shadow, so all tempoxal be- ings unavoidably experience grief, the latter being no less inevitable than the former. Political economists are too‘apt to forget that the resources of a nation are mortal as well as materialhand that in truth the latter are but a re- sult of the former. The railway and the steamboat will do more to hasten the adventof a day of universal brotherhood, than all the exhorlations to love and charity that pen could write or tongue could preach. Narrow minds manifest their zeal by their bigotry? thinking to de- monstrate the height oftheir love by the depth of their hatred. ' The heroism of endurance costs more than that of action ; let us not then, speak slightly of the powers or think lightly of the sufferings of women, whose mi55i0n lies more in the former sphere than the latter. No human being is so wholly de- praved, §9 utterly isolated from all purifying and ennobling influenc/es“, as to be altogether devoid of 21mi- able and even admirable qualities; and could you. discover Lhe$e 31nd act upon them, his case were no longer hopeless, nor his reformation impossible.â€"Edinbmgh .N'ews. Let the feeble and diStI‘Q’SSCd rc- member that even the greatest and most powerful minds are condi- tioned by time and circumstances, and have ever performed atheir onerous duties, if by some aids, yet through many hindrances. Remember, 0 man! that thy every thought and aid is inscribed on those adamantine tablets, whose everlasting pages are written not for time but eternity, and whose re- cords are perused, not by the per- ishing things of earth, but the im- mortal spirits in heaven. SANDS 0F THOUGHT A GHOST STORY. acrording to the lull this Office by tho duzan o ” Tribune" ()flice Anna Canada Type Foundry: HE Proprietors of this Establishment bag to inform the Printars‘ of Canada. that they have now manufactured andrendy for delivery. Marge quantity of Small Pica. Long Primer. Bourgeolse and Brevier, uf Scotch face. which they will guarantee cannot be surpassed b} any Foundry upon this continent for durability and appearance. They have also on hand a choice assortment of various kinds of The prices at which these and other types are sold a! the Canada Typo Foundry, will he found ntleast 30 per cent. less than they could be pur- chased previous to ils establishment. Newspupérs throughout the Union by pub- lishing the above. approptiately displayed. in- cluding this notion, two monthfi. and calling attention edifmially lo the some. and sending us Iha paper. will beenmled to an exclmngn, and roceive.a gold pen and holder worth ten REMOVED To ST. 'I‘nsnm-m St. m DEBERAT BUILDINGS, Mom-REAL It is therefore hoped that the Plinters nt‘Cane- dn will show their appreciation of the advantages it holds out, by bestowing upon it a fair share of their patronage. in return for which the propriet- ors pledge themselves to leave no means untried to give ample satisfaction. Printers l mark the reduction in the price of type since this Foundry was opened : and hear in mind that a greater reduction depends upon your- selves. Our motto i.<â€"â€"suppl_v the trade with type ofsuch quantities and at such prices as will pre- vent the necessity of patronising foreign manu- factnrers. Montreal, May lSIh. 1857. V V V g3 N.B.â€"Publishers ofne‘wspnpers giving inser- tion to this advertisment for 2 monihs‘ will he allowed their bills upon purchasing five times [heir amount ol'our manufacture. Editors will confar a favor by directing nltention lo the announcement. T. J. G. & Co. R. AMOS 5L SON. Corner of Mam and Quay Streets. Buffalo, New Ymk, ma Ihe only Physicians in the State who aru mem- bors of the Royal College ofSuryaom. London. May be consulted from Bo’clor-k in the mum- ing unti19 o'clock at night, on ever; slaw and plum of disease. There is an evil habit sometimes indulged in by boys. in solitude. often growing up with them to manhood. and which. if not reformed by them in due time, not only begets serious obstacles to matrimonial happiness. hut gives rise (on series of protracted. insidious. and devastating ufl'ectiens. Few of those who give way to this pernicious practice are “ware of the consequences, unul they find the nervous system shattered. feel strange and unaccounta- ble feelings. and vague fears in the mind. The followinglislofafew oflhe principal arti- cles required by printers. will givean ideaoflhe grentadvnnlages ofthe Canada Typo Foundry â€"PRICES:â€"â€" SmaHPiCa- - - - - ls 7d “ Picu------ls(5d“ II? A” oiher Book Fonts in proportion. LEADSâ€"6 to Pica and (hirker, 15 per 11).: 7 Pica. 153d; 8 lo Pica ls 6d. THOS. J. GURNIN & Co. St. Therese Street v The treatment they mirrpi. is (he result of up- wards of 30 years’ extensive and sucuwssful practice in London. The most inveterate symptoms of Disease eradicated in mghlor nine days. and cases of a slight nature in two or three days at a very moderate expense.â€" The cure efl'scled wilhoul confinement or hm- drnnco from business. PREMIUMS.â€"AS an inducement for persons {0 interest themselves to oblain suscriplions {or the " Mercantile Guide,” we ofi'er the follow- ing premiums. Upon the receipt of the names paid in advance. we will forward by expless, or otherwise if order ed. to (he address of leso entitled to lhem .â€" For 300 subscribels. cash . . . . . . . .$?5 0 For 250 sgbscfibers, we will give a splen- did gold watch, warranted. . . . . . . . . For 2m) subscribers. we give an elegant gold locket. four glasses. worth. . . . . . For 150 subscribers, one elegant bracelet For 100 subscribers, one gold \voslchuin For 75 subscribers. one gold pen and holder, handsomely engraved . . . . . . . . For 50 subscribers. one gold pen uud holder ........ For 4|) subscribers, one gold pen and holder....'.............. . . . . . For 25 subscribers, two medium gold pens and holder.... For l2 subscribers. one gald pen and ESTABLISHED FOR THE CURE 0F DYSPI-ZI’SIA GENERAL DEBILIT'. YEVDiR A‘D AGIIH, SCROFUI.A. OLD IILCERS, GREAT IMPU- RI'IY 01" TH): BLOOD, SALT RHEUM, PIMPLES. FISTULA. FILES, KIDNEYS. DI'IBILITY. l - FIHMITIES 0F YOUTH AND om AGE, 61c. V 11E proprietor of the lVlERCANTILE GUIDE woulul respectfully call the attention of Merchants. Fat-mars and Mech- anics residing out oftlm city. to the moderate terms {or a )early subscription to the GUIDE. being, to mail subscrlbors. only The columns of [he " Guide” will contain the usual variety of original and spicy articles, written not only to plane. but to instruct. In regard to polilics lhe“ Guide” will maintain an independent lone, and from time to lima will advocate measures as conductive to benefit thq grealnumbqr. An instrument for the cure (if Genital De- bility. or more properly known as Seminal Weakness. Nervous Debihly. &c.. which are permanently cured in from 15 to 20 days M (be use of Ms instrument. when used conjoinll-y with medicines. It has been suhjectedtoa test the mod eminent physicinnsin London. Paris. l’hiladel~ phia and New York. It has been declared the only useful instrument avertet invented for the cure of Seminal VVealtness, or any disease of the genital organs. caused by the secret habits of youth. Ur. Amos 62,8011I in order to satisfy the most skeptical as to the merits of these instru- ments, pledge themselves. that in any instance where they may prove unsatisfactory after a fair trial. the money will he refunded by re- turning the instrument in gootl order. Beware of empiries and itinerant selfAslyled profesSors, who AT’IEMI’I‘ cures. but. nevar succeed Dr Amos & Son have for n long series of yoals been engaged in nu axlexrive practice in the treatment of [hose deliculo complaints, and are the only legally qualified Physicians who now udvellise to cure (-erlain complain . or from whom genuine European remedies can be obtained. [Hanson's IN ANY PART or THE \Voaw may be successfully treated by felwardiug a correct deluil of lheir cares, with n remittance for Medicines. (to. which will be returned with the utmost dispatch. and semer from observnlion. Address Dr. Anus & SM. cmuer Main and Quay streets. Buffalo. N. Y. t4G-lv "i All communications should be adressad :0 W. BLAKELY. Editor and Publisher of the New York Mercuntlle Guide, No. 108 Gwen- wich Street. New York. New Remedies and Quick Cures. -Dn. AMOS 3:, SON take pleasure in announ- cing [hat they have invuuled a most important lpslrumenl for the cure of 1116 above diseases. Per§ons wishing the above useful instrument will observn. that the price, with the accom- panying directions, secuialy packed and sent by mail or express, is ten dollars. Young Menâ€" Take Partzcular Notice. Fifty Cents, Per .llmmm, A KING 11' THE CHEAPEST NFVVSPAPER IN THE UNI'I'I'TD S ATES. NEW TREJI'I'J‘IEWMI’. Bufl‘alo Medical Dispensary, A .Most Scimii/ic Invvnn'un. Nonpariel- - Minion- - - Bravier- - - Bourgeoiso - Lon Primer- SmalPica- - Pica - - - [13’ All other Doc hold er BLANK FOR'NTé'”. 01'? N0 Mercury Used. .53 LARGE SUPPl PERHAM OUT-DONE Beware of Inqmsizion. 01']! a men ta 1 Type. Y of I Inle Magistrate H l' 'm! for sale at red. 6d per lb‘ 3d ” 1d “ 1011 “ .46!) (l Blanks 30 00 7|.o 300 The Only Sure Remedy ‘ For sale wholesale or retail by Dr. Tum- blety, at his office, 111 King street, Toronto Canada West. I: work of about [00 pages. Lovery other leaf of whiCh is primed from sluue engravings. giving writing exercises in the art which the hook is designed to teach. By the use of this Manual. any school boy or girl, of 5 MG years and upwards. may learn. in a surprisingly short space of lime, to read and Wiila Phonugraphy or Phonetic Shari-hand, and a few months of dain praclica is all that is requircd to enable a child of ordinary intelligence to write 100 or more words per minute ! This rate of speed is sufficient to take down ordinary sermons, speeches. 3nd rgnve'i'salion as fast as spokeni Numerous cases. two months in Hospital. without any hanefit. have been cured by a few days’ use othe Vegetable Compound. ll is the most soolhing mediéine in the world. or that over will be. The Veghlalrle Compound i- put. up highly concentrated in bottles accompanied with printed directions. and sells l'or 25 cents, 50 cams, and $1 per bottle. ' “:3: I’l'rce 25 cents and 50 cents per box. These are no crude and untried remedies experimentally placed before the ptiblic, but the}; have stood the lost of years. All that science. skill and experience could do, in perfecting good, wllolosomo’ a‘nd ever safe and reliable Family Madiclnes, have been concentrated in these preparations. No pa- rents who value the health or even llxe lives of their children should be without them. Hundreds of Physicians now use “mm and acknowledge them to be the moslscianlific and wholesome preparalions ever ofi‘erell to the public. chila -of ordinary intelligence to write 100 or more words per minute ! This mm of syeed is sufficient to take down ordinary sermons, speeches. and conversation as fast as spoken The " Manual of Phonography,” 75 can; and the " Phonograpic Copy-hook." '25 cams. are sent to any nddness. by mail, post-paid, on receipt of the prifie. ONE DOLLAR. Heartburn, Headache. Stomach. Nausea, lml tion of the Uowels. and Flalulency. Loss of A Cutaneous Diseases wh Medicine. Scrofula, Ki Derangemenlol‘ Ilie Liv {hay sland unrivalled. [[1:- I’iice 25 cents an These are no crude experimentally placed the); have stood the last All that science. skill P I! 0 A'”OG 15.! 1’11 1' Dr. 'l‘umlplcty’s Vegetable Pills, KTMAN’S work of The liust and'sal'osl Calhanic and Purifying l’ill evur ofl'ered m the public for the cure of Costivenesa, Bilious Complainia. Drops); Heal-Ilium. Headache, arising from u loul Stomach. Nausea, Indigestion, Morbid Inac- tion of the Uowels. and Pain arising therefrom, Flalulency. Loss of Appatile. all Ulcers and Cutaneous Diseases which require an evacuan' Medicine. Scrofula, King’s Evil, Functional Doraugemeulol‘ Ilia Liver, Spleen and Visceral, 'I‘HE BLOODâ€"that our stronglh. health and life depended upon this vital fluid. \Vhon the various passages become clogged. and do not act in perfect harmony with the dir- torent functions of the body, the hlood loses its action. hecomos thick. corrupted and diseased ; thus causing all pains, sickness and distress of every name: our strength is exhausted, our hoahh we are deprived ot‘, and if nature is not assisted in turnu'ing ofi' the stagnant humors. thé blood will hecome choked and cease to act, and thus our light of life will be forever blown out. How important than that we should keep the various passages of the body free and open. And how pleasant to us that we have it in our power to put a medicine in your reach. namely, Morsa’s Indian Root Pills, manufactured from plants and roots which grow around the molrt lanious clifi's in Nature’s Garden. for the health and recovery of diseased man. One or" the roots from which these Pills are made is a Sudorific. which opens tho pores of the skin. and assists Nature in throwin out the finer parts of tho corruption within. The second is a plant which is an Expectorant, that opens and uuclogs the passage to the lungs hy copious spitting. The third is a Diuretic. which gives ease and double'strength to the kidneys; thus encouraged. they drawiargo amounts of im- purity from the blood, which is then thrown out bountii'lllly by the urinary or water passage, and which could not have been discharged in any olher ways The fourth is o Cathartic. and accompanies the other properties of the l’ills while engaged in purifying the Mood ; the coarser particles of impurity which cannot pass by the other outlets, are thus taken up and conveyed off in great quantities h)‘ lhe bowels From the above. it is shown that Dr. Mo'se’s Indian Root Pills nolonly enter the stomach. but become united with the blood, for they find their way to every pm I, and complete- ly rout and release the system from all impurity. and the life of the budv, which is the blood. becomes perfectly healthy; consequonlly all sickness and pain isvdriven from the system. for they cannot remain when the body becomes so pure and clear. A J. WHITE 65 CO., Sula Prupricton. 50 Leonard Street. New York. Dr. Morsa’s Indian root Pills are sold by all dealers in Medicines. Agents Wanted in every town. village and hamlet in tho land. Parties desiring the agency will address as above for (arms. Price 25'conls perisox, five boxes will be soul on receipt of $1. postage paid. 33 spilling. The third is a Diuretir‘. which g ease and double’sh'ength to the kidneys; eucuumged. they drawlargo amounts of Tho reuson why people are so distressed when sick, and why so manv die, is because they do not get a. medicine which will pass to the afllicted parts. and which will open the natural passage for the disease to be cast out ; hence, a large quantity of food and other matter is lodged, and the stomach and intestines are literally overflowing with the corrupted muss; thus undergoing disagreeable fermentation. constantly mixing with the blood, which throws the corrupted matter through every vein and artery. until life is taken from the body by disease. Dr. Morse’s PILLS have added to themselves victory upon victory, by restoring millions ol‘the sick to blooming health and hop- piness. Yes. thousands who have been raélted or tormented with sickness. pain and anguish. and whose feeble frames have been scorched by the burning elements of fever, and who havo been brought, us it were, within a step of be silent gravo. now stand ready to testify that they would have been numbered with the'deed. had it not been for this great and wonderful medicine, Morse’slndien Root Pills. After one or two doses had been taken. they were as lonished. and absolutely surprised, in witnessing their charming efl‘ects. Not only do they give immediate ease and strength. and take away all sickness, pain and anguish, but they at ouce immediate ease and strength. and'mke “6a; all sickness, pain and anguish, but thev at once go to work at the foundation of the disease, which is the blood. Therefore. itwill be shown. especially by those who use those Pills. that they will so clense and purify. [hat diseaseâ€"- that deadly enemyâ€"Will take its flight. and the flush of youth and beauty will again return, and the prospect ofa long and happy life will cherilh and brighten your days. ' CAUTION.’UBWRTO of n Counterfeit signed A, B. Moore. All genuine have the name of ‘A. J. Wmth & Co.. on each box. Also the signaturr of A. J. White 4"00. All otherw are spurious. Address. post-paid. WILLIAM H. ORR. OSHAWA, C. “1.. From whom all English or American Phon ayic Works may b ncrccured. 142- fl," Poor people will be liberally dealt with Toronto. Dec. 24. 18.57 :3] DR. MORSE’S Inflian Root Pills. WRITING BY SOUND! Manual of th about [00 page: primed from Slu exercises in the IN THE \VORLD ogrnphy is a . ovary other |e engravings. art which the the use of this Indians of way that covered. b'ish (he PURITY Ilmt Dr. enter the blood, for complete- our the [nu TOMECHANICSJNVENTORS AND MANUFACTURERS. N announcing the Thirteenth Annual Volume of THE Scxsn'rmc AMER!- CAN. thePublishers respectfully inform the publié that in order to increase and stimulate the form- ntion of H I ‘XCELSIOR,’I its glorious Mono. and J “Progros‘s and Improvement." its laudable objects. the Rural New Yorker conâ€" linues to excel in Marit. and rap-vrls decided progress in both foculatioll and Usefulness. For evidence that it is unquestionava the Standard in ’ils sphere, please examine the paperâ€"compare in both conleuts and apprur- ance. with any nlher extantâ€"and you will coincide with its patrons and the Press in pro- nouncing it of its class. As an Agricultural, Horticultural, Literar}v and Family Newspaper, combined, tha Rural has long been unequalled. It employs the best talent, and is illustrated with numerous costly and appropriate engravings. Embracing in one a greater number of important, useful and timel} topics than several ordinary journals â€"including rural affairs. science. inedianicnl money will be subscribers .. érn. Westernmnd Cl taken ; subscriptions. Cg wiilpl se to remittwenlyisi year’s subscription to pro-pay postag TERMS or SUBSCRIPTIONâ€"$2 a year, or $1 for SIX Mouths. MUNN &, CO., Publishers and Patent Agents, No. 128 Fulton street. New York. 0‘14 Moore’s Rural New Yorker. (Jlubs. they proposo to ufi‘er One Thousand F i-ve Hundred Dollars in Cash Premiums. forthe fifteen largesllisls ufsubscribers sent in by the 151 of January. 1858 ; premiums to be dis- tributed us followa :â€" Fine copies for 6 months . . . . . . . . . . . . $4 Five copies for [‘2 months. . . . .. . . . . . 8 Ten copies for 6 months. . . Ten copies for 12 months... . Twenty copies for l2 months. . . . . . . .28 For all Clubs of Twenty and over, the yearly subscription is only 140. The new volume will be printed upon fine paper with new type. The general character ofthe Scientific Ameri- can, is well known. and,” heretoforeit will be chiefly devoted to the promulgation ul'informution ielating to the various Mechanical and Chemical Arts, Manufactures. Agriculture. l’atente. In- ventions, Engineering. Mill Work. and all inter- ests which the lightof Practical Science is cal- culated to advanca. It is issued weeklywin form for binding; it contains annually from 500 to 600 finely executed Engravings, and Notices of American and European Improvements. togeth- er with an Official List of American Patent Claims published weekly in advance ofall other papers. THE BEST WEEKLY IN AMERICA! and timely” topics than several ordinary journal â€"including rural affairs. science. mechanics arts. education, history. biography. moral es says and tales. poetry and mu>ic. reading ['0 ouths; news of the day, market reports. &c. â€"'u is emphatically and economically 9Lh 60 1me 50 Hill 40 l'ZIh 35 13“) 30 14th 25 151k ‘20 Names ofsubscrihers can be sent in at different times and from difl‘erem Post Olfices. The 03:11 will be paid to the oudcrs ofthe successful 0cm- petilors, immediately after the 15!. of January. 1858.. L / IL? Specimen copies will be senlgralis to any part of (he country. Every family can atford the Rural. for sm-h un eminently instructige and entertaining paper is not a luxury, but a necessil_ . lutlcerl, all who desire a high toned, progressive. and ami- neutly practical and useful farm and fli‘csidt‘ journalâ€"one which ignores trash. humbug and deception. and seeks to enhance the best in- terest: and promote the home happiness of its tens of thousands of readers. of various occu- pations. in both town and countryâ€"are'invited to try the Rural. ' THE NINTH VOLUME, FOR 1858. Will be printed on clear new typo and NI- ‘porior paper,â€"\vhile no other efi'oil or nxpense will be spared to make the Rural continuuush worthy the immense circulation it is attaining among all classes and throughout thu whule country. Next to your local paper the Rural is indispensa lo. The Rural New Yorker is published weekly. each number. comprising eight largo double quarto pages, [furly columns], prfnled and illustrated in superior style. 'l‘erlns :â€"â€"-()nl_Two Dollars a year; lhrse copies for anc Dollars; six for Ten Dollars; ten for Fifteen Dollm in advance. Our list of Premiums for obtaining Subscri- bors to the Rural l'or1858. is unequalled in both liberalllv az.d fairnessâ€"[lie best ever of- foredl It has no blanks, but rewards ever person who sends a club of six or more ! 'l‘lw lislis just issued and will be sent free [with specimens. show-bills, &c.,] to all applicants. Now is the lime to do good and benefit your- selves by canVus>ing for the model Rural and Family Weekly. A Address D. D. T. MOORE, (39 Rochester. N. Y. The reputation] of these very celebrated vegeâ€" table remedies is now unequalled by any others in this country or in Europe. They are fully established as the most universal family medi- cine now in use, and they will maintain their pre-eminent renown by the intrinsic and com- prehensive virtues which acquired it. The usual modes of pul’t‘ery would be unworthy of them and is unnecessary. Thousands and tens of thousands of persons now living in perfectly restored health, can testify, as thousands have testified, to their prompt and decided efiicacy not only in all ordi- nary derangemeuts of health. from Impaired Digestive Functions. CostiVuneSS, Bilious and Liver Complaints. ‘Rheumnlic and Inflamma- tory Colds. CoughS. Nervous Weakness. Lusx of Appetite. Failure of Flesh, Headache and lmpure State ofthe Blood and other Fluids. but also in Rheumatism, Fever and Ague. other Intermittent Fevers. Asthma, Brouchits. Cho- lic. Pluurisy, Palpitation of the Heart. Rush of Blood to the Head. Settled Pains III the JointS. Limbs and Organs, Afl'ections of the Blnddm and Kidnevs. .lnundice. Dropsy, l’ileS. howovn‘ inveterate.- Habitual Costiveness, Serous and “Bilious Looseuess. Obstinate Headache and Giddiuess. and an immense number or other maladies. AN OLD Indian doctor who has made his fortune and retired from business, will spend the remainder of his days in curing that dreadful disaasoâ€"Cansumrnonâ€"Fnzn, or CHARGE ; his earnest desire being to communi- cate to the world his remedies that have proved successfm in more Ihnn 3,000 cues. He re. quires each applicant to send him a minute de. scription of the symptoms. with two Stamps. (6 cts.) to) pay 1h 0 return letter. in which he will return them his advice prcscription, with di. reclions for preparing the medicine. ' ’I'Im Old Dnctar hopes lhalthoso nfllicted wlll not. on account ofdelicucy. refrain from cun- sullng him because ho makes No Chm-go. H in s ole object in advertising is to do all the good he can, before he dies. He feels that he is jum- ly calebraled for cure of Consumption, Asthma. Bronchitis. Narvous Afl'eclionn. Coughs. Colds. 61c. They require no dieting nor confinemeiit. are perfectly mild and pleasant in their operatiun. but will powerfully restore healthâ€"that grentesl ofull earthly blessingsâ€"to the most exhausted and dilapidated constitutions. Prepared and sold by DR. WILLIAM B MOFFA'I‘. 335 Broadway. N. Y. 13-1 THE LEADING AND LARGEST CIRCULATEL' AGKHLUL'YURAL. LlT}.RAfiY, ARI.) FAM|LY NE\VSPAPEIL NIOffat’S Life Pills, For (ha largest 2nd 3rd 41h 5th Glh 7th 8! h 9th lmh 11th do”?! do... do... do... do... do... do... do... (lo.... do... A PAPER FOR THE TIMES! VOLUME IX. FOR 1858 PHOENIX BITTERS A ddross. CLUB RATES. DOCT. UNCAS BRANT. Box 3531. P. 0.. New York list A3!) $990 '250 200 150 100 90 70 60 40 In a proper and sntisfaclory manner, by erudiâ€" catiug Paints. Oil, Tar, Lfie. ($0.. and restoring Colors to {hair original appearauco, so ns lo give Genflsnlen‘s wearing apparel the full appear- ance of new, UNIVERSALLY known (liroughou! Cann- du and the United States for his skill and success m promyl This Work wi” (live. be forwarded to indiviâ€" duals 'fl'ec qf c/mrgc) sending their add ass, POST-PAID. to tho Author at. Toronto. , ‘ \, ‘ ()ULD respectfully inform the Lufias and Gentlemen, who wish to avail :helu- erlvee ofhi: profewimml servires. lhnl he will he in aunndnuce the first Monday and 'l‘nesdav Mia-wing or each month. at Amblor’:l Hotel. Richmond Hill .' “'ednesday following at tho Aurora Note]. Au 8! .7. McClure’s [1 Restoring Lost Sight & Hearing! The Author feels fully assured that every prejudiced 1'oadcrul‘|his work will be convin’c‘ that Diseases of the Eye 01' Ear in (my deg: short ofcomplele disorganization. can and may be curcd : and it must appear eyiaem lo 'ev'or; considerate person that the principal cam-01y Failure to obtain relief") these cases ‘hroughou the country. is the rash“. of improper lrcatme'nl and a want of pranlmcx. SKlLl . and com”. Tnmy on the part oftJmse professing or attempt- ing to cure such diseases. And A nd removing all Dis: ganorallv. begs mésl r1 ufliicled in these dent: warded lo the office ol‘ copies of the 4th editiol $05 If the Eye mul I which will be presenh Thin work Culllflllls 11 reading matter. in which ‘ alarge number of mostlm operations on the Eye. : Hundred interesting Case lion. illustrated with mum Also. will he soon. Lollors highlyxespoctablo parties 1 (la and the United Slale: be found well worthy llle afflicted. ECONOMY IS llJ" ('nnnnunicntions to be 'I'hnrnhill Post Office. Rn‘mu-zxcx-ts [by permission] Pmnliu; Rev. N. C. Gown“: A T H E ‘ dissing!) @rihnue V ‘HE Undersigllrd bogs Ioava to hill); 1 l’ub‘ic that he holds himself in re m. his Old E~mb ishmenl. which hm lx‘l linued for the last Six Years. ilfl‘m: L‘il 16-3. Yonge Street. and directly opposi “ Brillammia House.” Toronm,) to Renovate, clam and Repair All Descriptions of Clothing, R. C. S., F M. 0.; J. 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Juno 5111. 1857 he BRITISH TRIBUNE will always be found lo contain the latest and most important Foreign and Provincial News and Markets, and the greatest care will be taken to render it accnpluble to the man of business, and a valu- able anil} Newspaper. E R M S.â€"â€"Two Dollars per Annum, IN ADVANCE : and il'notpaid wilhin Six Montlm two dollars and a half will be charged. x lines an BOOK and Job Printing E 8 TA BLISIIMEN T. TORONTO, June Bill. 1857 Decembé'r 31. l All I A liberal dis‘ LETTERâ€"FRI done in the best at; Our assortment of .w nnfl of the latest OCULST & AURIST. AND SMALL POST!“ Rates of Advertising: of despnlched to Subscriber's by the ils, or other conveyance. when so BRITISH TRIBUNE will “1‘ subsequentinserliou.per line 0 It AdvertismuemS without wrillen direc inserted till forbid. and charged accord EDITOR AND PROPRIETOR mu Hnnsmnvx l'nv G KI. 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