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York Herald, 25 Jul 1862, p. 1

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\- L 5.5,.193‘1’, .. . A ' tn but limb EVERY fsaibliliimiiotivinc, And despatclied to_Sttbscribers bytlio earlies mails. or other conveyance, whe so desired The YORK HERALD will lways be be found to contain the latestand iostinipor- taut Foreign and Provincial New and Mar- kets. and the greatest care will btaken to render it acceptable to the man otbusiness. and avaluable Family Newspaper TE RMS.-â€"Seven and Sixpencepei-Ainum,1N ADVANCE ; ~and if not paid withtt Three Months two dollars will be charged. RATES OF ADVERTISING : Sixlines and under, first insertiou.. . . $00 50 Each subsequent insertion . . . . . . . . . .. tit) 12% Ten lines aiidundei', first insertiotn. . . . (It) 75% Above ten lines, first in., per line.... ()0 07 Each subsequentinsertion, perline. . _ , 31102 [13’ Advertisements without written direc- tions inserted till forbid, and charged accord- ingly. All transitory advertisements, from strangers or irregular customers, must be paid for when handed in for insertion. A liberal discount will be made to parties ad- vertising by the year. ‘All advertisements published for aless pe- riod than one month. must be paid for in ad- AUROR Wâ€"‘N W ALEX. SCOTT, Proprietor. HOTEL CARDS. . MWVWWM-J‘ - WVN N RICHMOND HILL HOTEL RICHARD N ICHOLLS, Proprietor. LARGE HALL is connected with this Hotel for Assemblies. Balls. Concerts, Meetings. «Sic. . A STAGE leaves this Hotel every morning for Toronto, at 7 arm: returning. leaves Toronto at half-past 3. f 111 IIostler in Val‘ce' [13’ Good Stabling and a care Allletters addressed to the Editor must be wailing- po’stpald. " M ‘ _ W‘“ "‘“r‘ mmmmâ€"finhelofiviml‘.‘ "“râ€"HS-lly. No paper discontinued until allarreztragesare Z” â€"" m paid : and parties refusing papers without pay 111136 Inn, ing up, will be held accountable forthe sub- RICHMOND HILL. scription. v “MM” THE Subscriber begs to inform the Public THE YORK HERALD that he has leased the above Iiotel<i - -' a where he willkeep constantly on hand a goo BOOIK an(l ‘yOb Prllli’lnb supply of first-class Liquors; &c. As this ESTABLISMENT. house possesses every accommodation Tra- â€"â€" vel etc can desire, those who wish to stay where RDERS for any of the undermentionod they can find every comfort are respectfully iii- description of PLAIN and FANCY JOB vited to giVe 111‘”) a call, 7 1 u H V WORK will be promptly attended to :â€" COIIBLLIUS MAIN I\OSI fl ARI). BOOKS, FANCY BILLS, iiustsicss CARDS, LARGE RICll’lloud “1”. Dec- 28- 1800- 108'13' ANDSMALLrosrnns,c11tcut.Aits,LAWroums, »â€" we 7 ----- »- -â€"râ€"â€" 311.1. HEAI):,:1;:\TII’( gtiyzlcitlsguitu 15,.t1x1) Y O N G E R E E T H O T E L, And every other kind of ‘OOD Aglign‘:‘_ 1 I l S . . x . ' i . n J 1101' G A always Oflnlliftftlf) Exchilfbgnf Accmiimo- done in the beststylo, at moderate rates. datioti for 'I‘ravellors. Farmers, and others. Our assortment of JOB TYI’I‘I entirely Cigars 0‘ a” brand’s- MCLEOD’ proprietor. new and of the latest patterns. A latge vaiiet) I F of new Fancy Type and Borders, tor Cards, Aurora. Juno 6. 1859. 23-1y Circulars ,d'cc. kept always on hand A . I, I . W M __._ ., ___._ _._-m~1â€". -Wâ€"â€"â€" 03".: 3 DE EKQ‘TEL, ' , ’ f r ) KING 51‘. EAST, NEAR 'I‘HEKMARKET SQUARE. Ilfitfitbfi flu. 3&3. “,0RUNTO‘CW' JVVWVVVVVVVV V I _ 1' j \ . MEDICAL earns, J 0113.7 MILLS, P’i'apl‘zcl‘ot‘. WMMMNMMN:“I'llxfiiifiriréwmCWTâ€"MW NW“ Good Stabliti r attachedjnd attentive~ Hostlers DR. kiO‘ciTcTTER, L . , always in attendance. Member Of the Royal College Of Surgeons Toronto, November 1861.‘ 157-lf England. " - . - Opposite the Eight Mills, 3a, m e S M a, 5 g e '37, 1110113101“) HILL, (Late of'the King's Head. London, Eng.) Marl. 1861- 127-151) No. 26 ‘West Market Place, ”’ " ToaOyTO. JOHN N. REID, M.D., l Evcny accommodation for Farmers and others COB. STS" attending Market Good Stabling. _:_ J J. 11:? Dinner from 12 to 2 o’clock. 167 Consultations in the office ou the mornings - . . _ of Tuesdays. Thursdays and Saturdays ~54 to ,r y f 10, mm. 113;" All Consultations iii the bflico, 5 Cash. ' ‘7 y,“ a,” my 4, ‘ Tl]01’llllill,A1)l'119, ’62. 176 mmwgwr‘fi ‘fofiltlllmm’ figâ€"6) NITâ€"f) r "\Illsi Stilliscrilbor liegs (10 tinform the {’ublilc * “M a ' 7 ‘1 tint ie ias east to above loto , I , -’ " “Iv '3 where he will keep constantly on‘ hand a good Graduate of the Iliiiticystzy_of l/ic Wm 0,.,,,5,_c,ass Liquors, M. This “we Cf)”. & PI'OVIHCEEII Lilli-0111.131“), (posstiSsos every accommodation Ti avellers can desire, those who wish to stay where they can find every comfort are respectfully invited to call. W. VVESTPIâ€"IAL. Corner OfCliurch atid Stanley Sts., Toronto, Sept. 6, 1861. 145~1y AS settled (permanently) at THOPNHILL. where he can be consulted at all times oti the vaiious branches of his profession ex- cept when absent on business. ’I’hornhill, May, 1862. r o l 179' THE WELL-Known BLACK HORSE HOTEL, Formerly kept by William I’tolpli, Cor. of Palace 8; George Sts. [EAST OF THE MARKET,3 TORONI'O. WILLIAM 00X, Proprietor, [Successor to Thomas Palmer]. "CLAW CARDS: M. TEEFY, COMMISSIONER IN THE queens BENCH CONVEYANCER, AND DIVISION COURT AGENT, RICHMOND HILL POST OFFICE. GREEM EN'I’S, Bonds, Deeds, Mortgages, Good Stabling attached. Trusty Hostlers \Vills, &c., &c., drawn with attention and always in attendance. I prot‘nptitude. Toronto, April It), 1861. 125â€"153, Richmond Hill, Aug 29. I‘II-tf. ~~~~~ ' .108. G {EGOR’S . f" 01A RD ,, Fountain Restaurant 1 C. KELLE, qu., ofthe City of Torâ€" 69 KWG SITE” EAST To“ V” ' 0 onto, has opened an oflice iii the Vilâ€" ‘ ‘ * ‘ ' 0‘ 10' .age of Aurora for the transaction of Common Law and Chancery Business, also, Convey- ancing executed with correctness and despatch Division Courts attended . Wellington St. Aurora, &. Queen St. Toronto November 20. 1663. ltl4-ly Charles C. 'Kcllcr, ATTORNEY-AT . LAW, SOLICITOit iii/Chancery, Cotiveyancer. 6w. ()flice, n Victoria Buildings. over the Chronicle office, Brook Street, Whitby. Also a Branch Office in the village of Beau verton, Township of 'I‘horah, and County of Ontario. _ The Division Courts in Ontario, Richmond Hill, and Markham Village regularly attended. Whitby. Nov. 22. 1860. 104-1)“ JAMES 30 UL TON, Esq. Barrister, Law Officeâ€"Corner of Church and King Sts. Toronto, March 8. 1861. Ilfl-tf Lunch every day from 11 till 2. I [13’ Soups, Gaines, Oysters. Lobsters, doc] a'ways on hand: Dinners and Suppers for Private Parties got I upiu the best style. Toronto, April 19, 1861. 125-1v NEWBlCGlNG HOOSE, ATE Clarendon flolel, NO. 98. 3t) and 32 lJ Front Street, Toronto. Board 531, per day Porters always in attendance at the Cats and Boats. W. NEVVBIGGING, I’ropttetot'. 12~1â€"ly YORK MILLS HOTEL,‘ YONGI‘I STREET, l THE Subscriber begs to intimate that he has leased the above hotel, and having fitted it up in the latest style travellers may rely upoti having every comfort and attention at this first class house. Good Staining and an attentive Hostier al- ways in attendance. WILLIAM LENNOX, Proprietor. Toronto, April 8, 1861- EDWARD E. Marian, ARRISTE R, Attorney-at-Law, Solicitor in ChaiiCei-y,Convey sheet, 650. Money York Mills June 7- 1861. 13.24), advances procured on Eortgagos, ’ .. m... .,,.-,, No. 3, Jordan Street,‘ ° 0. 1 Toronto. December 13, 1860. 1(18-y welhnbton 0 OPPOSITE THE TORONTO HOUSE. l GEO. L. GRAHAM. PROPRIETOR. LARGE and Cominodious Halland other improvements have, at great expense. been made so as to make this House the largest and best north of Toronto. Travellers at this House find every convenience both for them- selves aud horses. N.B.â€"A careful ostler always in attendance Aurora Station, April 1861. 126-131 A. IVICNABBs ARRISTER, Attorney, Solicitor, 610. King Street, East, [over Leader Office,] Toronto, C.W. Toronto, April, 12, 1861, W'élliam Grant, TTORNEY AT-LAW, Solicitorin Chan- 1 ‘ cei-y, Conveyancer, o'zc. Toronto. Office iulthe “ Leader” Buildings, King Street. Toronto, April 12, 1861. 12 n 0. 1y George Wilson, (LATE FROM ENGLAND.) masonic arms facts-I, ' . RICHMOND HILL. GOOD Accommodations and every attention shown to Travellers. Good Yards for Drove Cattle and Loose Boxes for Race Horses Carriage and Waggon MAKER. . and Studs. The best of Liquors and Cigars kept con- U Ia D EI a“, I iaxgEI :- stantly on hand. &c. &c. The Monthly Fair held on the Premises first llVbinesday in each motith. ' Rich bind Hill. April 8. 1862. Residenceâ€"Nearly opposite the Post Office, Richmond Hill 157 March .14, 1862. VVWW‘J' AND e RICHMOND x “ Let Sound Reason weigh more with us than. Popular Opinion.” r HILL ADVOCATE AND ADVERTISER. v my“ TERMS ' $1 50' In Advance. wv 7 built}. | LOOKING BACK. As a 10110 pilgrim, travel-worn and weary, With bleeding feet, and garments that the thorn Has rent in 'shreds that flutter in the wind, Clings [O a crag upon the bleak hill top, And sees, far off. the track he miglti have trod, So smooth. so soft. 36 decked with fruit and -‘fiowets ‘ Thus I, Life’s journey scarcely nalf performed, Heart-bruised, soul-(weary, sadly turn and see -- with m vself. Through vistas full of trouble and regret. The path I might have ti'oddeu to the end. incitinitot‘vn HELL, Furl could not help sighing now and able shot: do you shoot well?’ he ." theuat the recollection of my for- mer life, noisy as it was free from care. I found it most difficult to accustom myself to pass my autumn and winter evenings in perfect soli- tude. I could some how or other contrive to draw out the hours un- til dinner time; either by talking to the ‘Straost,’ sdrVeying the works, or visiting the new institu- tions; but as soon as it grew dark, I was quite at loss now what to do _ The small number of books Which I had found under the chest of drawers, and in the him. So straight, so happy. sink me down and mase bar room. I alreadv knew by heart. On what] am, and what I might have been. Too late, too late I I cannot now return, Too late. too late ! I may not now retrace. All the fairy and other tales the housekeeper, Kisdowna. could pos- sible remember or inventâ€"why 1 Beyond extends the mountain’s swift descent, heard lhem over and over again ; And the wild ocean where the sun goes down. YetI must pause, and see with other eyes, In other shapes, the pleasures of my youth. For sad experience. like the angel’s spear Has touched what once appeared as faij'y forms, And troops of jibing devils fill the air. There is the pool where, lulled iii noxious rest, I ate the lotus-fruit of idleness. And there the little hill. from which I turned Half climb, to seekâ€"in vainâ€"a smoother track. Oh, fool, fool, fool 3 another manual stride, And the broad plains of honor wei'c iii View I There are the friends who cheered my quick relapse, And he helped to chase each good resolve away ; But each one carries. crumpled, in his hand, The mask that once I fancied was his face. What anch form is tliat,with saddened eyes '1’ What. hag is this with scorn upon, her brow ? The loving maid whose faithful heart I broke. The-painted wanton who betrayed my soul. On every side I see a thousand snares Set plainly under the bright eye of day, BaiLOd with noisome Weeds. that well I know VVlll seem rare fruits to such as I have been. They come. They latiin ; the blind insensate crew ; They kiss the trap, they hug the filthy lure, ‘ Back. on your lives 1’ Alas.they hear mo not! Heed not the gesture or the warning voice, Or mock me a dreat'iicr.fott niypaiiis, No power ltavo I to break th’ accursed spell. Each must go on, on his appointed way, Stand where I stand, and see the things I see. Too late, too late! they must not then return. Too late. tdo latel they cannot then retrace, Beyond will be the mountain’s steep descend, And the wild ocean where the sun goes down- mâ€"mm na- Titanium The Last, Shot. FROM THE RUSSIAN OF PUSIIKIN. BY F. H. T. ( Concluded.) ‘You, it seems,’ said I, ‘do not care to die now, as you are busy eating your breakfast; I will not iti- tcrrupt you.’ ‘No interruption whatever, I can assure you, was his reply.-â€" ' I’t'ayfire. Do as you please, how- ever; on may reserve your fire; I am always at your service.’ I turned round to the seconds and told them I did not wish to have my fire that day; and thus the duel ended for the time. I left the regiment, and retired to this village. From that time I have not passed a single day withâ€" out thinking on revenge. To day the hour has struck.’ Silvio pulled from his pocket :1 letter, which he had received in the morning, and handed it over to me. Somebtdy (it would seem, his factotum) wrote to him, front Mos- cow, stating that a certain person was soon to be married to a young and beautiful girl. ‘You guess,’ said Silvio, ‘ who. the certain person is. I go to Moscow. We shall see whether he COl‘lfl‘OIIIS death with as much in- difference before marriage, as he did at the one time while eating cherries 1’ With these words, Silvio arose, threw his cap on thevfloor, and be- gun to stride to and fro in the room, like a tiger in‘ his rage. Ilistcned Without moving. I was over- whelmed by strange conflicting emotions.. The servant came in and announced that the horses were ready; Silvio pressed my hand with great warmth , we embraced each other. He sat down in the telajga, where there were only two trunks, the one with pistols, the other with victuals. He took leave once more, and the horses galloped away. Some years passed away, and do- mcstic affairs had obliged me to settle in the poor village of A iii the N province. r the songs of the village women make me melancholy. At one time I took to the village .N'dlioka, but it made my head ache, and, to tell the truth, I feared lost I should become a (fruit/card from wooâ€"that is, ,a most wilful drun‘kard; of which there were several instances [I] my district. There were no near neighbors about me, except two or three woful ones, whOsc conversa- tion consisted for the most part in l'iiccoughs. and aspirations. Soliâ€" tude was certnit‘ity less intolerable. At length I determined to goto bed as early as possible, and to dine as late as possible; thus 1 shortened the evening and lengthened the day. andl found this a good plan. At four ‘ t‘etsts’ distance from me, there was a rich estate, bcIOng- ing to the Countess of B ; no- body lived on it but the stewardâ€"- The Countess had herself only once visited it for the short space of a month in the first yearof tier mar- riage. However, in the second spring of my hermit, the-rumour spread that the Countess and her huaband would pass the summer in her village. Indeed, they ar- rived in the beginning of June. The arrival of a rich neighbor is an important epoch in the life of villagers. The propriemrs and their servants speak of it two months beforehand, and three years afterwards. As to me, I confess, the news of the arrival of a young and beautiful neighbor had conside- rable effect upon me. I burned with impatience. to see her, and therefore, the very first Sunday, after her arrival, I went in the af- ternoon to the village of Aâ€"â€"-, to offer my respect to their excel- PAY, JULY so, 1862. . M, continued. ‘So-so,’ I replied, glad the con- versation had at last turned on a subject in which I felt some interest; ‘Ishould not miss a card atrthirty pacesâ€"of course, with tried pietols.’ ‘No!’ said the Countess, with an air of great attention. 'Are you sure. my friend, you would hit a card at thirty paces distance ll ‘ Some day we will try our skill,’ said the Count. ‘Atonc, time I was no had shot, but now it'is full four years since I touched a pistol.’ ‘Oh,’ I remarked, ‘in thattcase I lay a wager that your Excellency will not hitacard even at thirty pacesâ€"the pistol requires daily practice I know this .by experi- ence: in our regiment.I was con- sidered one of the best shots.â€" Once it happened thatI did not touch a pistol for a whole month; mine were at the malt it"s to be re- paired. Well, what would you think? The first time I began to shoot afterwards, I missed four times {uniting at a bottle placed at twenty-five paces fiom me. We had a major who was a wit: he happened to be present, andhe said, ‘ Well now, my good fellowit seems that you cannot lift up your hand against a bottle.’ Now, your Ex- cellency, you must not neglect this exercise, or you Will forget the art altogether. The best shot I ever met used to practice every day ; at [least he used to shoot three times before dinner. This was as much a custom with him as a glass of brandy.’ ~ . The Count and Connsess were glad tl'tatI began to talk. 'And how did he shootr’ asked the Count. ‘ Why. iii this manner, your Ex- cellency: sometimes he would see a fly sitting on the wallâ€"you laugh, Countess ;_ I assure you it is truc.â€"â€" Well, he would see the fly, and call out, ‘Kozho’, a pistol,’ and Kuzlia woultlwbifiing him a loaded pistol; he would pull the trigger, and the fly would be struck into the wall.’ ‘Tliat is wonderful 1’ said the Count. ‘And what was l'iisnamel’ ‘ Silvio, your Excellency.’ ‘Silvio l’ exclaimed the Count, rising from his seat. ‘You knew Silviol’ "1‘0 be sure I knew him. He and I were friends. He was re- ccived in our regiment as a brother officer. But now it is more than lcncies, as their-nearest neighbor and most humble servant. The servant took me into the Count’s study,and wcnttoannouncc me. The vast apartment was fur- nished with the greatest possible luxury; around the Walls thcrc stood book-shelves, surmounted by bronze busts; over the mantle-piece there was a large locking-glass; the loor was covered with green cloth, and carpets thrown over it.â€"-â€"â€" In my obscure corner 1 had become a stranger to luxury; and not hav- ing any of the other comforts here, I felt unmmfortable, and waited 5 the Count with a certain degree ofl like a petitioner‘- fear, something from the country, who aWaits the appearance of a minister. The doors were opened, and a distin- guished-looking mun entered the room. The Count approached me with an open and benevolent coun- tenance. l summoned up sufficient courage to begin an apology, but he did not allow me to complete the sentence. We sat downz'nis Conversation, free and pleasant, soon dispersed the modesty I had acquired in the wilderness. I al- ready began to feel myself at home, when suddenly the Countess came in, 1nd I was more confused titan before. Truly she was most beau- tiful. The Count introduced me to her; I wished to appear at case, but the moral tried to put on a graceful mien, the more awkward and i‘idicutousl felt. In order to get accustomed to my new acquaint- ances, they spoke for some minutes to each other, treating me as they would a good neighbor, with cere- mony. Meantime, I began to Walk up and down, looking at the books and pictures. I 'am no connoisseur of paintings, but there was one which strongly attracted my atten- tion. It was some view in Switzer- land: however, it was not the painting of the picture which struck me, but the fact that it was pierced by two balls, one struck upon the other. ‘That’s a good shot,’ said 1, ad- In the dressing'the Count. 172.]yjtltldst of my rural occupations,_l ‘Yes,’ said he, ‘a very remark. five years since we heard of him.â€"â€"- So it seems your Excellency knew him also '1’ ‘IlillCW him well. Did he ever tell you ofa very strange occur- rence i’ ‘lVas it not a blow on the face which llC received at a ball from sonic illâ€"mannered boor'l’ ‘ Ay ! but did he tellyou the name of that illâ€"mannered hoorl’ ‘Nol your Excellency, he did not,’ said I, guessing how matters stood. ‘Pray excuseâ€"I did not knowâ€"4:311 it be you '1’ ‘It was I,’ said the Count, with a‘ terrified air; ‘and the pierced picture is a memorial of our last meeting.’ ‘ Ah, man alter," said the Countâ€" ess, ‘ pray do not tell it. It will be terrible for me to listen.’ g ‘No!’ replied the Count”. ‘l shall relate the whole history. He E‘hnows how I insulted his friend-#- ,Let him know, also, Silvio’s rev venge.’ , The Count Offered me an easv chair, and with the greatest curid- sity I listened to the following talc: ‘Five years ago I married. The first, month, the honeymoon, I pass- ed hei’e, in this village. To this house 1 am indebted for the best minutes ofmy life; and for one of the most painful recollections.â€" ‘Oue evening. we rode outon horse- back. My Wife’s horse got uneasy. She was frightened, and gave me the reins, and went home on foot. In the court yard I found a travel- ling lc/ogga. I was told that in my study there was a person who de- clined giving his name, but who had simply said that he had some busi- ness with me. 1” entered this room, and saw, in the dusk, a bearded man, covered with dust. He stood near the fire-place. I approached him. endeavoring tci recollect his features. ‘You do not recognize me,Count?’ he said, with a tremblingvoice. ‘Silvio!’ lexclaimcd ; and Icon- fess I felt as if my hair really stood on end. ‘ You are right,’ he continued-â€" ‘ft is my turn to shoot now. came to discharge my pistol. Are l l I ; lsidc pocket. Whole No. 191. .___s - ou ready ?’ ‘ pistol was sticking out of his I meagured twelve prices, and placed myself in the corâ€" tier, begging him to shoot quickly, before my wife’s return. He 'de- toyed. He wanted light. They brough the candlesn‘jl shut the door, ordered that no.0nc should be allowed to. enter; andsgaiu begged he would shoot. He dulled out the. pistol andk'a'iiiied. fl counted the secondsâ€"â€"I thought of herâ€"a ter- rible "minute elapsedASilvio low- ered his hand. ' I am sorry,’ he said, ‘that the pistol is not loaded with cherry- stones--â€"a ball is a heavy thing. I cannot help thinking that this is not a duel, bttt murder. I am not ac- customed to take aim at an unarmed adversary. Let us begin anew.â€" Let us draw lots who is to shoot fii'st.’ ‘ My head went round. Me- though I would not agree. At last, we loaded another pistol, and num- bered two cards. He put them into the cap which I had shot through. Ingain drew out the first number. ‘ You are devilish lucky, Count,’ said he, with a’smile 1 shall never forget. I do not understand what. was the matter with me, or by what means he could oblige me to do itâ€"butâ€"I shot~â€"â€"and' llll. his pic- iure.’ The Count pointed with his finger to the pierced picture. His face was red, the Countess paler than her handkerchief. I could not check an exclamation. ‘I shot,’ continued the Count, ‘and, thank God, I missed; then Silvioâ€"that moment he was really fearfulâ€"began to aim at me. Sud- denly the door flew open. Mary rushed in, and threw her arms around my neck. Her presence restored me to my senses. ‘My poor girl, do you not see we play! flow frightened you are! Go! drink a glass of Water, and come back. I will introduce you to an old friend and companion.’ Mary still doubted. ‘Say, does my husband speak the truth ?’ she said, ttr-‘rning to the formidable Silvio, Is it true that you pre only playing P’ t l l ‘ He is always playing, Countess,’ answered Silvio. ‘Once he gave me a blow on the face. It Was in fun that he pierced my cap with a ball. It was in joke that even this minute he missed me; and now I really think that it is my time to have a little fun.’ ‘With this he was going to aim at me, in her presence. Mary threw herself at his feet. ‘Risc, Mary, shamel’ chclaim- ed, in a rage. ‘And you, sir, will you desist tampering with 3. WO- man '1 Will you shoot or not 1’ ‘I will not,’ answered Silvioâ€"- ‘ I am satisfied. I have seen your conftisionw your fear. I have 01)- liged you to shoot at me. That is quite enough for me. I deliver you up to your own consciencc.’ ‘He was on the point of going; but he stopped at the door, looked around for the picture I had hit, fired almost without taking aim, and disappeared. My wife fainted; the servants did not dare to stop him. He went out to the entrance- gatc, called his gamsc/it'ek, and was away before I could recover my senses} The Count stopped. In this mauv tier I learned the end of the tale, the beginning of which had atone time so powerfully interested me.â€" I never met our here again. They say that during the rebellion of Ypsilanti, Silvio was at the head of a body of troops, and that he was killed at the battle of Skalvari. A CONVIVIAL AnnAN EMENT.â€"A friend tells rather a good story of two con- vivial youths who Wch returning from a public dinner in :1 state of slight obfuscaâ€" tion. Otto Ofthctn took it into his head that the broad door-step of the houses in Bedford Square was his own bedroom,and ithtcd his companion to take a ‘shake- down’ with him, as it was so late. His friend agreed, and the pair proceeded to divest themselves of some of their gar- ments, and lay down, each with his head resting on one of the scrapers as it might on a pillow. An early policeman found them sleeping softly, their hats and coats, &c., suspended on the area railings, their boots arranged with supernatural accuracy and ncatness, side by side upon the edge of the upper door- step.â€"â€"-Corizhill Maga- zine. ‘ I swear, by those blue eyes and red lips, that I love you,’ said a modern Romeo to his Juliet. ‘ And if my eyes were red, and my lips blue, would you love me still ?’ ask- ed the lady. The gentleman slunk away abashed. jaunt}. â€" m reprise.” co RN. ' And there they sate pupping com, I John Stiles and semi: Glitter-y John Stiles as stout“ any or, t "~ And Susan fat as'butter. ’ ' ' 'And there they sat and shelled the corn,- And raked and stirred the fire, And talked of different kinds of ears, And hitched the chainsup nigher. Then Susan she the popper shook. _ ‘Then John he shook the popper, ., Till both their faces grew as red A I As sauce-pans made, of copper. ‘ 1 And then tltey shell’d and po‘pp'd and All kinds of fun a poking. ‘ , And he hdwmawod albeit‘ifdmatks," ‘1 ‘ uA‘nd she laughed‘at'bis‘joll‘lhzi‘, I,” x, . ittiit ; .‘ 112‘. . And still they popped ,and still they ate, John’s mouthwvas like a‘bopppr, , f, ’ And stirred the fire and WMIBH salt.’ .. And shock and shook i I ‘ The clock struck nincdhe struck {ppm And still the corakep! popping. :' ,_ -. ,, Itstmck ale trends“ And still no signs of stopping.- ate, .1 (: And John he ate,and Sue she thoughlâ€" ‘ 1 .And corn did pop and patter... j w -, Till John cried out ‘ The corns a-firel f Why, Susau,what’s the matter 1’ Said she. ‘Johti Stiles,it’s one o’clock; You’ll die of indigestion ; I’m sick of all this popping'corn, Why don’t you pop the question '1’ WW liltntltunimu. .-_-_._ -._â€"-â€"â€"â€".. \Vhat kind of men do women likebest‘l Why husband-men. \Vliy is a crow a brave bird? Because he never shows the white feather. \Veeds should never have been allowed to bloomnor fools to marry. The indigent world might be clothed from the trimmings of the vain. ’ To Adam Paradise was home. To the good among his deceiidems home is‘Para- tlise. Education degins the gentleman ; but reading, good company, and education must finish ltini. If a man has a good foot and figure,and wants merely to make moneydet him rather be a dancer than a thinker. The two tnost difficult things to conceal are love and drunkenness? words, tones, looks, gestures, gait, all betray them. Somebody has discovered a pig in. Hamp- shire, so thoroughly educated that he has taken to music. They regulate his tune by twisting his tailâ€"the greater the twist the higher the note. ' It is a great; mistakelox sliprSE""It‘TE'-‘:“‘ quires any overwhelming amount of genius to accumulate a large propeitj. On the contrary, it is generally your pudding-head- ed men who dies with a plum or two. A STICKLCR FOR PROPER NAMES.â€" Old Mrs. Wiggles, who decidedly objects to anything being called out of its right name, is about to send her protest to the Geographical Society against sundry moun- tains in Scotland being called ‘ Ben,’ in- digantly insisting on the insertion on/the maps of the full names of ‘ Benjamin Lo- meitd,’ ‘ Benjamin Nevis,’ tic. A Jus'rtcn’s VVII‘.--Al'. a recent ‘ LiCencing Court at Kirkwall, an applica- tion was made for a publican’s licence, and the agent pressed as a recommendation that the applicant was a ‘ yery respectable person.’ The Sheriff. on refusing to grant; the petition, stated that it was because he, wished the person to keep resqectable,’ that he had done so. Vt’hat business have we to laugh at the schoolboy who never discovered the bank note which his papa had hidden in the I Bible? or at the old woman who went to the shelf Willi great alttcrity when the comic asked her if she had a Bible, and on ' handing the book immediately detected herself with ‘Lawkl now! if here aren’t my spectacles, which I have lost these twb years l’â€"~Athenwum. ‘John,’ said a clergyman to hisman ‘you should become a tcetotallerâ€"you have been drinking again toâ€"day.’ you never take a drop yourself minister 2’ ‘ Ah but John you must look at your cin- cumstanccs and not at tnine.’ ' ‘ Very true, , str,’ said John, ‘ butvcah you tell me how the streets of Jerusalem were kept so _' clean 2’ ‘ No,.Iohn,I cannot tell you that.’ ‘ Well, sir, it was because every one kept i his own door»iront clean.’ AN UGLY Excusn.â€"â€"A juror’s name vas called by the clerk. The man at-- " vanced to the judge’s desk and said: ‘ Judge, I should like to be excused.’ ‘ It is impossiblc,’ said the,judge decidedly. ‘But‘, judge, if you knew my reasons.’ ‘ Well, sir, what are they 2’ ‘ Why, the fact is,’ and the man paused. ‘ Well, str, pi-Oceetl,’ continued the judge. ‘Well, judge, ifI must say itâ€"â€"I 11ch the itch.’ The judge,who is a very sober man,solemno ly and impressively cxolaimed: ‘Clerk scratch that man out.’ ‘ TAKING NOTES.â€"-â€"‘ \Vell, Cufi'ce,’ said a minister to his colored servgg, ‘what were you doing in meeting this afternoon 1’ ‘ Doing, mussel Taking notes,’ was his reply. ‘ You taking notes?’ exclaimed the minister. ‘ Sartin massa; all do gemmen takes notes.’ ‘ Well let me see them,’ said he. Cutlee thereupon produced his sheet of paper, and his master found it scrawled all over with all sorts of marks and lines, as though a dozen spiders, dipped in ink, had marched over it. ‘W hy,this is all nonsense,’ said the minis- ter, as he looked at the notes. ‘ ‘Nell,’ massa, cuffee replied, ‘ I thought so all the time you was preaching 1’ ‘Do.’

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