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HOSTETTER, Member of the Royal College of Surgeons England, Opposite the Elgin Mills, RICIIIlIOND HILL- 127-Iyp MW May 1, 1861. 7 JOHN N. REID, M.D., COR. 0F YONGE 8o CULBURNE SIS, THORNII ILL. Consultations in the office 0'1 the mornings of Tuesdays. Thursdays and Saturdays, 8 to 10, min. II? All Consultations in the office, Cash. ’ ~ Thornhill, April 9, ’6‘3. ISAAC BOWMAN, M. D., Graduate of the University of Vic 0011. & Provincial Llceiitlttte, AS settled (permanently) at THOPNHILL, } where he can be consulted at all times on the various branches of his profession ex- cept when absent 011 business. Thornhill, May. 1862. ILXWWCXRDS. mwltlifwi'MEflEl-‘V, COMMISSIONER IN THE QUEEN’S BENCH CONVEYANCER, AND DIVISION COURT AGENT, RICHMOND HILL POST OFFICE. GREEMEN'I‘S, Bonds, Deeds, Mortgages, Wills, &c., 61.0., drawn with attention and promptitude. . Richmond Hill. Aug 29. A C A R D- C- KEELE. Esq.. ofthe City of Tor- . onto. has opened an ofiice in,the Vil- -age of Aurora for the transaction of Common Law and Chancery Business, also. Convey- ancing executed with correctness and despatclt Division Courts attended. Wellington St. Aurora. 61. Queen St. Toronto November 20. 1860. 1044).. Charles 0. Keller, ATTORNEY-AT . LAW, SOLICITOtt iii Chancery, Conveyancer. 5w. Office, 11 Victoria Buildings. over the Chronicle office, Brock Street, Whitby: . Also a Branch Otiice in the village of Bea- vertoli, Township of Thorah, and County 01 Ontario. ' _ The Division Courts in Ontario. Richmond Hill, and Markham Village regularly attended Whitby, Nov. 22,1860 104-1y JAMES 30 UL TON, Esq. Barrister, Law Officeâ€"Corner of Church and King Sts. Toronto. March 8. 1861. l19â€"tf Mason’s Arms Hotel ! WEST IVIARKET SQUARE, TORONTO. 176 1179-1 a 1444f. _______._.__ OBERT COX begs to inform his friends, and the travelling public. that he has taken the above Hotel, lately occupied by Mr. W. STEERS, where he hopes, by strict attention to the comforts and convenience of his guests, to merit an equal share ofthe patronage given 0 his predecessor. Toronto, July 17, 1862. M a. p 1 e H o t e 1 HE Subscriber begs to inform his friends and the public generally. that he has opened an HOTEL in the Village of Maple. 4th Con. Vaughan. where he hopes, by atten- tion to the comforts of the travelling commu- nity. to merit a share of their patronage and support. Good Stabliiig. &c. JAMES WATSON. 190 190 9 Maple. July 17, 1862. George Wilson, (LATE anon ENGLAND ) masonic firms motel, RICHMOND HILL, GOOD Accommodations and every attention shown to Travellers. Good Yards for Drove Cattle and Loose Boxes for Race Horses and Studs. The best of Liquors and Cigars kept con- stantly on hand. Vol. IV. N0. ‘60. ‘ HOTEL CARDS. Wâ€"W RICHMOND HILL HOTEL RICH ARI) N ICHOLLS, Proprietor. LARGE HALL is connected with this .1. Meetings. doc. A STAGE leaves this Hotel every morning for Toronto, at 7 a.m. : returning. leaves Toronto at half-past 3. Good Stabling and a careful Hustler in waiting. " ' ’ Richmond Hill, Nov. 7, 1861. White Hart Inn, E Subscriberbegs to inform the Public RICHMOND HILL. T“ that he has leased the above Hotel. where he willkeep constantly on hand a good supply of firstâ€"class Liquors, &c. .As I this house possesses every accommodation Ira- volters can desire, those who wish to stay where they can find every comfort are respectfully iii- vited to give him a call. CORNELIUS VAN NOSTRAND, Richmond Hill. Dec. 28. 1860. 108-1y 145-lly. YONGE STREET HOTEL, AURORA. GOOD snpply of Wines and Liquors A always on hand. Excellent Accommo- dation for ’I‘ravellers. Farmers, and others. Cigars of all brands. . t). McLEOD, I’roprietor. Aurora. June 6. 1859. 25hly CLYDE HOTEL, KING sr. EAST, aunt 'rtiir. MARKET squnun. TORONTO. C.W. JOIflV' M ILLS, Proprietor. Good Stabling attached and attentive Hustlers always in attendance. Toronto, November 1861. 157-tf James Massey,l (Late of the King s Head. London, Eng.) No. 26 \Vcst Market Place, TORONTO. Eveiy accommodation for Farmers and others attending Market Good Staliliiig. I13" Dinner frotn/ .12 t0 2 o’clock. 167 Hunter’s Iâ€"Iotei. mutantsâ€"isotherm, HE Subscriber begs to inform the Public that he has leased the above Hotel, where he willkeep constantly on hand a good supply of first-class Liquors, &c. This house possesses every accommodation Travellers can desire, those who wish to stay where they can Illld every comfort are respectfully invited to call. W. VVES'I‘I’HAL. Corner of Church and Stanley Sts., Toronto, Sept. 6. 1861. 145-ly TH E WELL-KNO W NI BLACK HORSE HOTEL, Formerly kept by William Rolph, Cor. of Palace .3; George Sts. [EAST or 'rui: MARKETJ 'ronos 1’0. WILLIAM 00X, Propretor, [Successor to Thomas Palmer]. Good Stabling attached. Trusty Hostlers always in attendance. Toronto. April 19, 1861. 125-131 JOS. GREGOR’S Fountain Restaurant: 69 Kine S'i'itsic'r, Exsr. Touon'ro. Lunch every (Er from 11 till 2. [13’ Soups. Games, Oysters, Lobsters, &c a‘ways on hand: Dinners and Suppers for Private Parties got l25-1y , up in the beststyle. Toronto, April 19, 1861. NEWBIGGING HOUSE, ATE Clarendon Hotel, Ne. 28, 30 and 312 J Front Street, Toronto. Board $51, per day I’orters always in attendance at the Cars and Boats. W. NEWBIGGING, I’roprtetor. Toronto. April 8, 1861- 124-ly YORK MILLS HOTEL I . YONGE STREET, THE Subscriber begs to intimate that he has leased the above hotel, and having fitted it upiii the latest style travellers may rely upon having every comfort and attention at this first class house. Good Stabling and an attentive Hostler al- waysin attendance. WILLIAM LENNOX, Proprietor, York Mills, June 7. 1861. 13Q-Iy ALEX. SCOTT, Proprietor. Hotel for Assemblies. Bulls. Concerts, pain. THE BLUSH IS ON THE MAPLE LEAF. A CANADIAN sons sou meets. [The Authorâ€"a stranger almost to Canada -tenders this songto whoever may feel de- sirous of arranging it to music which shall be worthy of the beauty of a Canadian autumn] The blush is on the maple tree, Canadienne~Canadienne ! Remember all you promised me. Ma belle Canadiene! For. when the maple leaves were green, You held them as a dainty screen, And blushed, yourself. those leaves between Ma chero Canadienne! The maple leaf is blushing now. Canadieuneâ€"Caiiadienne l I hold you to your Iovmg vow Ma belle Canadieiie I You pledged yourself to be my own, When all the summer days were flown, And crimson all the maples grown. Ma chere Canadionne ! Yon blushing treeâ€"that blush of thine, Canadienneâ€"Canudionne I Declare you to be ever mine, Ma belle Canadienne 1 Our love through life she] lasting be. And we together. love. shall see The blush on many a maple tree. Ma chore Canadienne! St. Lawrence Hall. E. P. I'IINGSTON, literature. HOW PAUL - FELL THROUGH’ IN HIS COURTSHIP. Farmer N having come orig- inally from one of the best parts of the country, when he came to settle on his new faim in our neighborhood, determined to erecta dwelling which should be comfortable within and tasteful without. And the house he had built did indeed combine these very desirable qualities; but much to his vexation, when he came to dig the cellar, he found that it filled 'with water faster than he could empty itâ€"in short, a spring had been struck. “ Weel, weel,” said the canny old man, desirous of mak- ing the best of a bad bargain, “ it'll just make a brew well, and the lassie ~ll no has to gang out in the cauld in the winter.” So the idea of a cellar was therefore given up, al- though a trap door Was left for con- venience in obtaining water. Inside. the house was roomy, but not quite finished at the date of our story.â€" The stem was at one end of the largest room, the pipe being thrust out of a temporary hole in the wall near the ceiling, to leave the place cut for a flue for the operation of the mason. Over this unsightly aperture the good wife pasted an old newspaper. “to mak’ it snuggor lookin.” as she herself remarked. Hisdaughter, Mary, who attended the singing-school, had just reached the door, accompanied by a young gentleman who answered to the aristocratic appellation of Paul Ringlewood. Actuated almost un- consciously by an innate sense of politeness, Mary turned to her coni- panion and soldâ€"â€" “ Will you come in ’1” Paul had not discernment enough to see that it would be more seemly for him to take his leave on the spot. He seemed rather flattered at the invitation, and as the hour was not a very late one, he accepted. They entered and Paul was ushered into the large sitting room. Mr. N was sitting in the dim light cast from the stove, alone, Mrs. N being in some other part of the house. “ Father,” said Mary, frankly, “this gentleman is Mr. Ringle wood, who has accompanied me from sing- Wellitgtoii Hotel, Aurora ! OPPOSITE THE TORONTO HOUSE. GEO. L. GRAHAM, PROPRIETOR. LARGE and Commodious Halland other improvements have. at great expense. been made so as to make this House thelargest and best north of Toronto. Travellers at this House find every convenience both for them- selves and horses. N.B.-â€"â€"A careful ostler always in attendance Aurora Station, 'April 1861. 126-1y 'IH N, ‘ Carriage and Waggon MAKER. UNDERTAKEB &c. &c. &c. The Monthly Fair held on the Premises first Residenceâ€"Nearly opposite the Post Office. Wednesday in each month. Richmond Hill. April 8. 1862. 16 March 14, 1862, Richmond Hill lugâ€"school.” . Patti advanced, and Mary’s re- spected parent arose, partly for po- liteness’sakc, and partly, perhaps, to get a better look at the young man who had the llal‘dlllOOd to come home with his darling Mary. Paul Ringlcwood, as became a fashionable young man, had studied to perfection the science of introduc- ing and being introduced. Locked up in his own room, he had practised the noble art of genuflexiou before a large looking glass until he consi- dered himselt able to compete with even Beau Brummel himse‘f. Now was his time, therefore, to how his very best. Gracefully inclining his body he touched the horny hand of_ l his intended father-inelaw, and then] RICHMOND HILL, FRIDAY, ANOVEMBER ‘14. [862. right foot rested for a' moment on emptiness, and the graceful, exqui O “ Let Sound Reason weigh more with us than Popular Opinion? Having fully satisfied himself on this important particular, he peeped site, love-smitten Paul Ritiklewood, around to see lfthere were any toi- TERMS $1 59 runaways: AerEs {BEST WAY TODR'Y , ' ’8 â€"-p with the spasmodic gulp of a drowu- let articles in the room. There Was ed in drying apples isig'eafter-‘ft'liey are ing man, fell through the open trap door into farmer N~+â€",-,S wet cellar 1 Mrs. N had gone down the steps With a candle in her hand, and wasjust iii the act of drawing a pail of water, when the descending young gentlemen knocked candle and pull out of her hand, and With a dismal splash plunged into the wa- ter. Scrambling up the steps, the good matron, wno was frightened almost out of her wits, exclaimedâ€"~â€" " Gtide save us, John, what’s the in the cellar?” John was at first almost as much astonished as she was, at the sudden and ludicrous termination of Paul’s bowing, one it was not till the latter had commenced to cry lustily for help that he ran down and assisted our diluted hero out of his sorry pre- dicament. 1 Reader, have you ever seen a drowned rat'l Ifso you can imagine how Paul looked when he reached the floor. His superb coat was torn in several places, his. hat caved in, his boots filled with water. and"the sensation was decidedly unpleasant. as the icy flutd trickled down his back. And then the mortification of appearing in such a plight before his late companion and her parents. He almost wished he had been drowned. However, the old lady prevailed upon him to remOVO his wet clothes in an adjoining room,- and don a suitof' Mr. N-â€"-â€"’s Cana- dian grey until his own should dry. The former being a burly specimen of humanity, the clothing fitted l’aul very much as a sack would and when he went out to the stove he had the rather 'doubtful satisfaction of seeing the fair Mary stifling a laugh at his uncouth appearance.â€" Herc was a fix for a young exquisite to find himself in. How was he to get back homel To make his eu- tranee in a pair of enormous panta- loans, a huge gray coat which reach- ed to his heels, with his feet embed- ded in a pair of the farmer‘s cow- hide boots, was too much, and to put on the wet garments was im- possible. In such trying emergen- cies the ready wit of woman always contrives some way of escape.â€" The good-natured Mrs. N at last compromised the matter by per- suading the hapless youth to stay all night. Paul was but too happy to consent, and as it was impossible to draw any conversation out of him. he was shown up stairs to a bed which had been hastily fitted up in the farthest corner. He was in- formed that his wot clothing would be dried and placed at the head of the stairs in the morning Hastily throwing himself on the bet, our hero gave himself up to such thoughts as he could at the mo- ment collect, but his ideas had been so scattered by the fall into the fatal cellar, that the results of whatever reasoning process he went through would be of very little interest to the reader. Sleep, which so often comes to our relief in time of distress, at last visited him, but his slumbersl were not by any means of the balmy kind. Disiorted and dismal were his dreams. At one moment he was swimming in a vast stygain lake of black hair-dye (Paul’s hair by naâ€" ture was ofa lively brick color)â€" and again he would lancy himSelf tumbling backwards down some un- fathomable chasm, yawning black as Erebus, yet illuminated With innu- merable Mary N ’s, convulscd with hideous laughter. Had it on- tered into the sleeper’s head to dream i of Pandemonium, the presiding fiends would have been prettv girls with hazel eyes. But time waits not. even upon so- journers in dream land. " Morn. with rosy fingers, Unbarred‘ the gates of night.” and when friend Paul opened his ey es it was broad day-light. Before he comes down stairs, let us see what is going on in the IIIICh-e ent Mary had risen with the first meadow-lurk, and was busily en- gaged in assisting her mother to pre- pare breakfast, while her father at- tended to some out-door employ- ment. Mrs. N had just placed a pan on the stove, and the savory odor which speedily arose therefrom, told unmistakably of that good old breakfast dish~liam and eggs. Vv’hilc the latter are frizzling and by a dexterous sliding movement, sputtering away, let us go up-stairs threw back his right foot, so as to again. regain the centre of gravity. But alas and alack for unfortunate We left Paul rubbing his eVes, probably to discover whether he 172â€"y1 Paul and his centre of. gravityâ€"the. was_still in the flesh. close at hand a tiny table with a .paired , to out thenf‘jn slices, and snowâ€"white cover, upon which were spread them “on” cléths, tables or all that an exqutstte- could Wish,.and boards, and dry them out-doors. In above which hung a mirror. So fat all was well. chair at the head of the stairs. words his clothes. About mid-way was a sheet of paper, he stepped upon it, when horrible to relate and in the twinkling of an eye he dcscenned bodily into the kitchen below, failing plump into the great pan on the stove. One moment Mary stood aghast at the hideous appari- tion, and then ran screaming from the 100m. The old lady also screamed ‘ Fire’ and ‘ Murder,’ but she instinctively saw the necessity of rescuing the sufferer from his painful position. Having a large fork in her hand, with which she had an instant before been attending to the meat, she ap~ plied it in utter absence of mind to his ribs, as if he had been an Indian captive, undergoing torture at the stake.i With a yell of pain, Paul sprang to the door, just as Mr. N , who had heard the screams, and suppos- ing the young man was murdering his house-hold, entered, armed with a bludgeon. Surprised beyond measure to see the young gentleman Of the night before iii such scanty apparel, he was about to apply the cudgel to his shoulders, when Mrs. N interfered, and explained the accident. “Go up stairs, sir,” shouted the! stern farmer, “' put on your brecks, and never let me see your unlucky nails across the frame, face in my house again.” Now for the clothes. Sure etiough,-there they Wt'ere, on :1» IA vigmous effort, and Richard, or ra- ther Paul, would be himself again. Paul crept out of bed, and ran to- . ‘ ~ 7 With a crash it gave way under him, . ' clear and dry weather this is, per- haps, the most expeditious and best .way; but in. cloudyfiand stormy weather this way is attended with much inconvenience, and sometimes loss, in consequence of the apples rotting before they" dry. To some extent they'may be dried in this way in the house, though this is at- tended with much inconvenience. The best method that I have ever used to dry apples is to use frames. These combine the most advanta‘ geous with the least inconvenience of any way, and can be used with equal advantage either in drying in the house or out in the sun. In plea- sant weather the frames can be set out-doors against the Side of the building, or any other support, and nights, or cloudy and stormy days, they can be brought into the house and set against the side of the room near the stove or fire-place. My frames are made in the follow- ing manner zâ€"Two strips of board, 7 feet long, 2 01' 21: inches wideâ€"â€" two strips 3fcctlong.1l inches wide, the whole three-quarters of an inch thickâ€"nail the short strips across the ends Ofthe long ones, and it makes a frame 7 by 3 feet, which is a convenient size for all purposes.â€" On'onc of the long strips nails are driven three inches apart, extending from top to bottom. After the apples are peared, they are quaitered and cored, and with a needle and twtne, or stout thread strung into lengths long enough to reach twice across the frame; the ends of the twine are then tied toâ€" gether, and the string hung on the The apples will soon dry so that the strings can Paul darted up stairs, donned his be doubled on the nails, and fresh clothing with'out‘even looking at the ones put ODLQI‘; the whole of them glass, and limped out of the front door, all the family having absented themselves to leave the way clear. And that, removed, and others put in their place. 'As fast as the apples become suf- gentle reader, was how ficiently dry they can be taken from Paul Ringlewood “fell through” in the strings, and the same strings his courtship. that he afterwards kept a pretty safe distance from singing schools and pretty girls with hazel eyes. Ever after the adventure I have recorded, when the lads of the vil- lage wished to take Paul Ringle- wood down a peg. they had only to ask him if he was fond of“ ham and eggs.” ajust and forcible remark of John Stuart Mill, in his recent work on “ Representative Government," that, “ we ought not to forget that there is an incessant and overflowing cur- rent of human affairs toward the worst, consisting of all the follies, all the vices, all the Ynegligeiicies, all I the indolence and supineness of mati- kind, which is only controlled and kept from sweeping all before it by the exertions which some persons constantly, and others by fits, put forth iii the direction of good and worthy Objects. He adds, more- ovei, that “ a very small diminution Ofthcse exertions would not only put a stop to all improvement, but turn the general tendency of thingsI Isir, my to deterioration,” so that the result would be such a state of things that hardly anything short of super-hu- man power seems sufficient to turn the tide and give a fresh commence- :mcnt to the upward movement'”-â€" Those words are weighty iii them- selves, but, coming from such a ;source, they'ai‘e specially important as indicating that more political sa- gacity tnust endorse the conclusions of a sound philatithiOpy and 11 Chris- tian judgment. CURE FOR TOOTHACHE.-â€"-I have been troubled more or less the past few Weeks with the toothache, and failed to find any relief, until I reâ€" ceived the following from a friend : .â€"â€"-Take a small piece of alum and burn it on the stove or shovel, mix with it an equal part of common salt and pulverize; then saturate a piece of cotton with water and sprinkle the powder over it, and place it in the cavity of the tooth' Inyfive minutes thereafter all pain will have disappeared.~â€"Typo, ‘I wish you had been Eve,’ said an ur- chin to an old maid, proverbial for her meanness. ‘Why 501’ ‘Because you would have eaten all the apples instead of have been an dividing with Adam.’ It is useless to state used to dry more on. 1 . l POLITICAL DETERIORATION.’ It IS ' If large ap- ples are used to dry, they can be cut in smaller pieces. I suppose, that pears and quinces, and perhaps other fruits that can be strung, might be dried in this way, although 1 have never dried any in this way except apples.â€"C’. T. .fll- vord in Country Gentleman. A' “ TIMMER HAT.”--Somewhere about the year 1780, so was the tale, a travelling millwrightâ€"in those days the king of mechanicsâ€"foot- sore, and with the broadest north- ern Doric accent, stopped at Soho, 1a locality once indicative of field sports, but then the engine-factory of Botll10n& Watt, and asked for work. His aspect was little better than one of "beggai‘y and poor looks,” and Mr. Boulton had hidden him God-speed to some-other work- .shep, when as he turned away sor- rowfully, Mr. Boulton suddenly cal- led him back: “ What kind of hat’s yon ye have on your head my man ?” " It's just timmer, sir,” “ Timber, my man! Let’s look at it. Where did you get it?” “I just made it, ainsel’ E” ‘ How did you make it I” “ I just turned it in the lathie.” “But it’s oval, man! and a lathe turns things round I” “ Aweell I just gar’d the latliie gang anither gate to please me. Id at long journey aforc me, and 1 thocht I’d have a hat to keep out the Writer; and 1 hadna muckle siller to Spare, and I just made one.” By ‘his inborn mechanism, the man had invented the oval lathe, and made his hat, and the hat made his fortune. Mr Boulton was not the man to lose so valuable helper, at least in those days, when good men were scarce, and so the after-famous William Murdock took suit and service under Boulton dz Watt, and in 1784 made the first wheel veichle impelled by steam in this England of oursâ€"~ made it with the very hands and brain-cunning that had produced the “timmer hat,” Out of that seed, after 73 years of sowmg and reap- ing his produce, a goodly crop has sprung up, that, hke the grain of mustard seed, replenishes the civi- lized earth, and will yet civilizc the unctvilized.â€"-â€"Roads and Balls. In Ireland, this year, 150,000 acres der flax-being 2,000 more than last year. Whole No. 20% I L.__/ The most general method adopts v _ him if it was good. - I STATISTICS OF HUMAN LIFE.â€" The total number of human beings now on the earth is computed in round numbers. at- 1,000,000,000. They speak 3,064 now known tongues. and in which upward of 1.- 100 religious and creeds are preach- ed. The average of life is 335 years. , Que-fourth oi, the born die before they reach the age of} seven years, and the half, beforethe l7th year. Outzzof :100. persons. only six reach thongs of :60 yeanih‘eud up- ward, . while . only on'e‘,""ii§u‘“1,000 reaches the age vofrlOQ i. 1 Out of 500 only) one '*attahi_'%’years. Out of the thousand milliotfsdiving persons 330,000,000 die'anpually, 91,000 daily, 3,780 every: hour, 60 "l‘ tninute,conscquentlyll everytgbcoud. The loss is, however cod by the gain in. men are supposedgtO; livenlo’ggé-r than short ones). Womennsarefifganerally stronger than men ucutilztthei: 501k year, afterwarChles‘s souvr'Ma‘rriages are in proportion to... ‘le‘Ifibache-v .,,Iqt‘s,._..,and spi-nsters).‘égis't.90 : 75. Both b‘irths‘atid demmqfibi‘e fre- quent in the night'than in 'the' day. One-fourth of men are capable of bearing arms, but not l'out cf 1,- 000_is by nature inclinedjflfOr the profession. The more civilijzed a country is, the more toll of lvigor, lite, and health are the people.- The notion that education enfeeblcs and dcgeuerates the humanft'ame is not borneout by the fact.â€"-0nce a IVeelc. TO MAKE CIDER WINE. Take pure cider, made from sound ripe apples, as it runs from the press, put sixty pounds of common brown sugar into fifteen gallon Ofthe. cider and let it dissolve; then, put the mixture into a clean barrel, fill it up within two gallons of being full, with clean cider ; put the cask iii a cool place, leaving the hung out forty-eight hours; then put in the hung with a slight vent until fermen- tation wholly ceases, and being up tight, and in one year it will be fit for-use. The wine needs no tack- ing; the longer it stands open the lees the better. The wine is almost .equal to grape wine when managed rightly. I A NEW EPIDEMIC. To be rated ‘ nnsound,’ Showeth wisdom profound, But our invaltds puzzle the craft; For the common disease, Incidental to these, _ x , ' r lsâ€"an aguefit, caused by a draft! Can you tell me how the Word-Saloon is speltj? was askedofg COckney by a Philadelphian.» 3 Certainlj’fmidi‘t‘helzon- doner with a look of triumph; ‘ there’s a hess, and a hay, and a hell, and two‘ bees, and a hen.’ ' A housotnaid boasting of her industrious habits, said that on a particulateoccasion she rose at four, made a fire, put on the tea-kettle, prepared breakfast, and make all the beds, before-a soul was. up in the house! 7 ' Dr. Johnson once dined with a.§Scot- ‘tish lady who had hotch-‘potch for dinner. After the Doctor had tasted it she asked ‘ It is good for hogs, ma’am,’ said the doctor. ‘ Then pray,’ said the lady, ‘ let me help you to some more.’ LAW.â€"~‘ Talking of law,’ says Pompey, ‘ makes me think of what the mortal Cato, who lib more than a tousand . years..:ago. says. Him say, ‘Dc law is like a ground glass window, dat give light enough to light poor errin mortals in de darkipa-ssage of dis life; but it would puzzle de deth hisself to get out of it.’ A corsespondent has 383053. piece of poetry with these words, fiTlie following lines were written more than fifty years ago by one who has for many years slept in his grave tnerelyrfor his own amuse- meat I” I , . 0 While walking outtlie other day. _ To spend my lonely hours, And see the merry small birds play Amid the woodland bowers. Methought I heard a little bird, Sing sweet and sweeter still. And as the seiig I plainer heard, Twas , 5‘ Pay Your Printers Bill. AN EDITOR 1N Disrnass.â€"4A poor editor somewhere out west, fallinginto the hands of the Pbilistines, speaks forth in the following gizzard moving appeal :â€" Sherill’, spare that press. Touch not a single type; Don’t put me in distress. . To stick me thro’ life. ’Tis all in all to me, If lost what shall 1 do? Then why not let it be? Oh. Sheriff! bool hool hool RECRUITING FOR THE FEDERALs.â€"- It is certain that numerous enlistments are being made lor the Federal armies at; present throughout Ireland. The: recruit: receives £110 on his departure forgAmeri- ca, and the ~cmainder of the bounty on landingâ€"Post. THE Riornn AND RECTOit..--About 25 years ago, the present BishopLOfCork went to lecture at Tralee againstg‘ the errors of Popery.’ There was a disturâ€" bance, and foremost among" the Roman Catholics who gave annoyance was a young man named Morairty,.belonggng to a clan of that name. This same gentle-t man has just been appointed Renter of Tralee. He became a convert to, Protes- tantism, and has, as a clergyman, labored for many years propagating its doctrints ,n the county of Kerry.â€"-â€" Timcs’ Letter.