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THOMAS SEDIVIAN, .Carriage and ’fiVaggon M. TEEFY, ESQ, Notary Public, COMMISSIONER IN THE QUEEN’S BENCH, CONVEYANCEK, AND DIVISION COURT AGENT, GREEHENTS, 8011112:y Deeds, Mortgages. Willsfldzc , (Ea. drawn with attention and promplitudo. Terms moderate. Richmond Hill, June 9. 1805. 1 'JCOI‘SIHta‘iO'l-q in t‘m uflixte 611 We mornings of 'l‘uesdavs. 'l‘hulsrlays and Saturdays} 8 to “La. m. WA” cousultatxons in the office, Cash. RlITClE-EL EHO USE ! . AURORA. ; J‘OMHNHL‘Q 1mm, M. D., Son. of film? m camuam 313., 'f‘rr‘o RN“ :1. L. MAKER, UNDERTAKEB DAV-ID MCLEOD begs to announce that his has Leased the above Hotel and fixted it up in- a manner second to none on Yonge St. where he'wilikeep constantly on hand a good supply of first-class Liquors, &c. This house possesses every accommodation 'l‘xave]!ers can (Heirs; those who wish to stay where they can fiad‘every comfort are respectfullyi‘nviled to put up at this establishment. b All transitory advertisements, from strangers bf irnogular gustomers. must he paid for when hanfi’d hi {or inser'ion. ‘ All afiefifiifimems published for ainss period July gnu mouth, muse he paid for in advance. . “All letters addressed to the Editor must be W’Waidi , V . I (“N6 paper Aisddhlinued untii all arrearages hire p\id : and panie< refusing papers without paying uphwill be held accountable for the innhscriptjiop, Barristers, Attorneys at Law, Solicitors in Chancery,&c., 77, King Street East, ’n'mr 'I‘hompsuu’s East India House) 'I‘orQnto. 13.13. READ, QC. [ J.A. BOYD. B A May 7, 1866. 4mm OFFICEâ€"~011e door north oer. Baruard’s Store, Richmond Hill. July, 5th, 1866. 5-1y 1:299]: subsequent Inseijli‘on. per“ lln'e. ‘. ; 930 Cg'hiifin per [We‘ve rimiflhs; . .11.. 'fliflfucolumn 7 3'5 36 Quarter qfha colii’mfi pgr {waive months One column pa) six months . -. . s . . . . . : ILL generally be found at home ‘cofore half-past 8 a.m and from I to 2 fun. All parties Rwing Dr. J. Imngsmfi'nre expectâ€" Sd‘to call and pay promptly! as be has pay- menls now that must be met. I é . .Mr. Geo, Burkiu is ahthorised to éoiféctmnd give recgjpxs 1135» h'm. V ichmoud Hin,Jufi?§:1Rss . _ . r 1 Solicitor in Chancery, CONVEYANCER, &c, &c., &c &c. &c. &c. Residenceâ€"Ne ly~ oppo_sip_a>_>the Post 06308, BAHHISTER, Attorneyâ€"aiâ€"[am thp‘YonK HERAL‘I) will always be found to Ebfi‘taih lhelatést ylld most important Fpreign tnd Provincial Nevifi and Markets, and the hates} ital-"BUM" be taken to render it no- cgfiléblga ‘tqlhé {ti-xiii of busiuéss. mini :1, valu- ._ able Family Newspaper.” : _ _ V $fERMS:â€"One Dollar per afindm; Iii AD~ €43.59; in}; paid within Two Months, One Dollar and Filly cams will be charged. alfacolumxi‘w do ........... 25 00 Quarter 95 19. cclumn pm- six months. . . . 18 00 K card of ten fines, for one year. . . . . . 4 00 K curd of fifteen fines. (Io . . . .... 5 ‘25 Acard oftwenty lines, do 6 50 'fiAdvertisemenls without written directions fnserloditill forbidn a_nd charged accordingly ' iiéihber of the Royal College of Surgeons Ei‘xglandy {. Opposité the Elgin Wis, P. J. MUTER. M. ‘D.. Phydciun, Surgeon & Acceuchou: Thornhill. ind dispatched to subscribers by the earliest _ mails. or other conveyance, when so desired. AurorLJun 108. 65. fix lines Sm}. under. first insertion . . . . $00 50 Eyck subsequent insertion. . . . . . . . . . . Ton” [ines and under, first insertion. . . Each subsgqueyt insertion. , . . . a . . . '.V A’bove tgn lines. first {martial}. pgr line DRi JAS. LAN CSTAFF, U Rosidenceâ€"Nenr {ha Church of England EVERY RFRIDAY MORNING, fitm aflbcrtmcmwm. 'I'llornhiH, June 9, 1863‘ Juh‘é' 9, 1865. mumch fiificstum iDR. HOS‘E'ETTER, RXTES OF ADVERTISING. RICHMOND HILL POST OFFICE. (EM)qu 259mm READ & BOYD; GED. B. NICOL, LAXV CARDS IS PUBLISHED )E‘ufidnd L{ill RICHMOND HlLL. 00 13 00 75 00 ‘20' 00 ()7 00 02 50 00 30 Oil 20 00 40 00 25 00 [8 00 4 00 5 ‘25 6 50 Railroad Hotel, Maple ! HAVE TRBUEHS, WATER SPENJTS, CISTRONS AND PUMPS a ‘HE Subscriber bag: to inform his friends and tha public generally, lllat he has opened an HOTEL in the Village of Maple. 4lh Con. Vaughan, where he hopes, by atten- tion [(11le comforts of‘dm travulling commu' nixy. to lnw'it a share of their patronage and ‘uppurt. Good Smbling. &c. f 00f) accommndution for Travellersâ€" Wines, Liquor: and Cigars of 1116 best bmnd always on hand. Good Stubling and attentive Hustler in auendnnce. January 16‘ 1866‘ John Langstafi’ ' ESIDENCEâ€"Lot €26. 9.an Con. Markham I on the. Elgiu Mills Hank “and. A large Stank ofS'rAvxs and SHINGLES. kept constantly on hand.and suld afthe Pewesn Prices [YT Call and exan‘xiue Stack before purchas- ing elsewhere. .5 PiclNic pfiyrtiesz and Tea Meetings supplied at lhe lowest possible rates and on the shortest notice. Maple 343201291 DAVID EYER, Jun., Slave 6; Shingie Manufawtua'er Richmond Hill Bakery! W. S. POLLOCK, HEW £1 EESEEEE? EEKEE M aple. Jan [866. June 7, 1865 EDMUE‘JDWSaEAC-ZER‘,’ Provineial Land Surveyor, &c. RICHMOND HILL. Residenceâ€"«Lot 4i) Yonge Street, Vaughan. EGS leave to notify the public that he hag purchased the business and good will of .l. llaywm‘d’s establishment. and that llelfl prepared to furnish BREAD and FANCY CAKES to those who may honor him with their patronage. CKNOWIJIDGED by 800 Farmers, Pro- ' V jéssiofihl Gentluman and others (who have them working in’ Wells, vaning in depth from 10 [0133 {ND}; (01 115 the IQASIEST WORKED. MOST! UURABL’E. and EFFI- CIENT ever offered to the Public. . GEO. MCPHILLIPS & SON, Provincial Land vacyers, SEAFORTH, C. W. . CANADIAN SWIM} PUMPS! for Tap. Every Pam-p Hmrrmzted, Orders fur these Pumps addresssed (o C. POWELL. vaiou Brook, C.VV Will receive pruran alkentiou. All erers strictly attended to. Richmond “I”, June, [313. 1L? Give John a ball when in Town. Planned Lumber, Flooring, 8:0. Kept on hand, SA\VING (iona' promptly 5 also At the lowest possible rates. Saw Mill on 10125,2nd Con. Markham, 2; mlllos eastnl' Richmond [-1 HI by the Plank Road Richmond Hm, June ‘26, 1865. 4-‘ly The Best is Always the Cheapest. -'|- l'ééi ()Hico Addrassâ€"Richmand Hi?! June 1665 Vol. Vli. N0. 6. One of the oldest and cheapest houses in the trade. LUMBERII‘U‘G! ‘JAMES fiOWMAN; issuer of Marriage Licenses, ALMIRA MILLS, Markham, Nov. 1, 1865. Manufacturer aud Beaker in all kinds ofMen's Women‘s and Children’s :7; ,- BOOTS 8b SHOE$ Lumbar Tm: gucd & Groved LOO K AT ’E‘ HIS. oromo‘. De 0. lb‘fifi‘ PLANEENG TO ORDER, ROBERT RUMBLE, Proprietor. January 16. 1866. June7,1865 NEW SERIES; ECS respncififlly to iu‘orm his customers ‘ and (hu public that he is prepnrud Lo do 35 West MarkHSquare. 2110013 suum‘ of King Strum, ' In any quantity. and on short notice Price 60 cams pol-foot. No extra charge Manufactured and for Sale by JOHN BARRON. SHAMMILLS. TuouNmLL. ABRAHAM EYER RICHMOND HILL AND YONGE‘ST‘ GENERAL ADVERTISER. POWELL’S gamma & Bruggist, RICHMOND HILL 1:. II. Ilall RICHARD VA! LES. 372-137 TORONTO. l-lf l-tf 3‘2-1 22 .Ay, impostor; and it’s tha? [call yogi, to your teeth, replied O‘Conell. Twopence, your grand-mother, replied Mrs. Biddy ; do you mane to say it's chaleing the people I am”! lmpostor, indeed. Come, out your stick, you. can tankerous jackanapes. Noriarly. sir, is my name, and a gend one it isâ€"«ahd what have you got to say again it ? .and oné and SIX penCe is the pric‘e‘ of me siick. Troll), it's cheap as dirt, so "It is. Oneâ€"‘an'd-hsi'xpenne for a walk- ing slick! wher I'why you arc no better ihan an imposmr, to ask cighleenpence 101' what cost you lwopence. Bots were offered and taken. It was decided that the matter should come ofl at once. The party ad-j journt‘d to the httckster’s stall1 and there was the owner herself, super-_ intending the sale of her small ware. A few lonngers and tagg- ed idlcrs were hanging around her stall, tor Bidrly was; a character, and in her way, was the sights of Dublin. O'Connell was very‘con- flzlcnt of success; he had laid an ingenious plan for overcoming her, and with all the anxiety ofan ar- dent éxpetimentalist, waited to put it in practice. lie resolved to oan the attack 2 \Vhai's 11:0 price of lhi§ walking slick, Mrs. what’s your name? Some of O‘Connoll‘s friends. l'towévcr, thought that he could beat her at the use If her own weapons. O‘Connell had some doubt ol'this liimselfl when ltc$had listcncd once or twice to some of her billingsgate. It was mooted once. whether tho 1 young Kerry barrister would encounter hiét‘iyanyd some on? oftheucompany (in 0’- Connell’s pre‘scnce) rather too lrcely ridiculed the idea of his-being able to nth the famous Madam Moriar- ty. O‘Connell nover~ liked the idea 01 being put. down. and he profess- ed his readiness to encounter her, and backed himscll‘lor the match. One of the drollest scenes oi vitnperntiott that O'Connell ever figured in, took place in the early part t._f|tis life. Not long after he was calledxto the bar, his character and peculiar talents received rapid recognition from. all who were only even casual}; acquainted with him. Hit;~ i'a'ienr _ for vit,nperative language was inerceiyedtafi'dâ€" by some he 'wasLeven thQsemdays, considered matchless as a ‘sch'oia‘tf‘.’ There was’,‘ However, at that. time in Dublin. a certain womanâ€" BiCdv Moriartyâ€" who had a buckâ€" ‘ster’s stall on one end ofthe quay, nearly opposite the Four, Courts; she was a Virago of the first order, very able with her fist, and still more formidable with hr-rtongue. From one cm! of Dublin to the other, she was notorious for the powers of her abuse; and even in the province Mrs. Mortarty's lan- guage had passed into currency. The dictionary ofDublinslang had been considerably enlarged by her, and her voluble impudence had :11- mest become proverbial. Where are the loved of other years, Ahl where, where are they all? The voices sweet that chm-med our ears, Are silent in the hall: 0111‘ mother and 0111' brother where, Whore Willie’s gilded toys? Sleeping all from worldly care, Since you and I were boys. Alas ! how trueâ€"«the times are changed, The world indeed is cold.â€" The flowers are dead where once we ranged We, too, are growing old: But not so old, while mvm’ry brings Its sadness and its joys, To cheer the heart that, fondly clings To times when we were boys. The following amusing instance of O'Connell’s valuable inanuily, is taken from a_ work entitled “ Revelations of Ireland,” by Dr'. O’Maddon :â€" I How lovely then bloomed all things roiindâ€"‘â€"'â€" ’ The streamlet babbling by, Was music to the ravmhed ear, Untended by a sigh. ‘ Alas, for change lâ€"how Vanished ndvir Are those sweet em'thlyjoys, That floated past on pleasure’s wing, When you and I were buys. wrnnnu “Wimmpam 4-w- Squabbling by Euclid“ WHEN YOU AND I WERE BUYS. gfiimiufr. RICHRIOND HILL, FRIDAY, JULY 13, 1866s Let Sound Reason weigh more with us than Populc'n“ Opinion.is As the very Iatestphase of‘ We strikes sys- tem, it, appears that nearly the whOle of the sailors in the port of London are on a strike. A similar movement is in progress in Liver- pool- Cheap dining halls have not proved suc- cessle in Brimingham. A limited company formed in 1864, has lost nearly £600 in two years and is about to discontinue operations if it has not alreadydone so. ‘ You have won the wager, O'Con- nellâ€"here is your bet, cried lhe guest who proposes. the contest. Overwhelmed with this torrent of language, Mrs. M. was silenced. Catching up a sauce-pan she was aiming at ‘O’Connell’s head, when he very prudently made a timely retreat. Look at her boys, there-L she standsâ€"~51 convicted perpendicular in petticoats. There’s contamina- tion in her circumference ;> ,she trembtes with guilt downto the ex- tremities} of her corollaries. ; All, you’re tonnd out, you rectilineal antecedent of an equianguiar oid hag. "Fla with you the devil will fly away, you porterâ€"swiping simili- tuu’e 01 the bisection of a vortex. Oll !’ hear that, 'v'e Saluts in glory. Oh! there’s bad language from a fellow that Wants to pass tor a gentleman. May the devil fly away with you, you micher from Munster, and make clearly sure of your rotten limbs, you sneanly mouthed tub of guts. All, you cannot deny the charge, you miserable submulnple ofa dup- licate ratio. Go rincc your mouth in the Liffy, vun nafily pickle-pilghgr; after all the bad Words you speak, it ought to be fillhier 1han your face, you dirty chicken of Belze- bub. Rince your own moulh. you wicked minaed old polygon you. 'I‘n Ihe deuce I [Silch y'ouâ€"y‘ou bluslerinq intersection of an aagu- lar superficies. You sauby linlier‘s apprentice, if you don’t cease your jaw l'llâ€"-â€"~. But here she gasped for breath, unable 10 book up any new words,, for the last volley of O'Connell had nearly knocked the wind out of her. While I have a tongue 'I'Il abuse you, you Lmost inimiluble peri- phery. Why. sure) a“ your neighbors know [very wel_l that Van keep not only a lly'polhe'nuse, butlhat you have two diameters locked up in your garret, and that you go out to walk with them every Sunday, you heartless 01d heplagon. 011, not you, indeed, I spfipose you‘ll deny that you keep a hypoth- enusc in your house! It's: a l‘ierfnr youJ never hadwa admin}; in my house. you swmd- liiig‘ \miéf. Icall you a parallelogram, and a Dublin judge and jury would sa) it’s no libel :0 call youigso. Oh, law an ouns! 0h holy Biddyl that an honest woman like me should bP‘ called a parrybellygrum to her face. I’m none ol your parrybellygrums, you rascally gal~ lows bird, you cowardly,'sneaking, plate-licking blaggard. Easy how. easy, don"t choke yourself with fine Vl'auguage, you did whiskey drinking paralleloâ€" gram. Whew ! boys,‘ what a passion 01d Biddv is in; I protest, as I'm a gentleman. Jentleman, jontleman, the likes o‘you a jenlleman. VVhisna, be gor, that hangs Banaghen Why, you potaioeiaced pippinsnevzer, when did a Madagascar monkey like you pick ‘Up enough qommon Chris‘tian decency to hide your Kerry brngue? I W'hat’s‘ mat‘ vou' call me, you m‘u‘rderin’ villian .9, roared Mrs. Moriarty, storming into fury. BV the hokey, ifyou say another word of impudence, HI tan your dirty hidm- you beastly common scrub; and‘sorry P“ ham soil my fists on yourdirty carcase. Stop" your jaw, 'yoi’i p‘ijgm‘o'sed badger, or by this .and thal,1’ll make you go quicker than you come; ‘ 1 Keep a’ ‘civil’l tdhg’ue‘ in your head, (you old diagonal; said O’Connell, 'cahnl’y; Donét be in a passion, my old radiusâ€"anger. will "omy wrinkle your beauty: ‘ ‘ l The Quaker now rang'the beil and when the servant appeared: requested him to inform the gentle- man of whpmuhe was in search, that a friend wished? to Speakewuh him at the door. ,, The man obeyed the summons‘ and wort debtor and creditor were looking each other in the face. i Here he han‘ded- the Quaker a New York paper containing a copy of the advertisement whose history we have given above. The Q'haker looked at him with impurlurable gravity, and continued :’ Yes, I see lhou art in luck, but as my demand is a smallone.l think I must insist on payme‘nt betore thou comest intolhyrlargc ehlat'és? g Oh, yes ! said the gentleman, ap- parently recollecting himself; I do nov :emcmber the cirCumstances ’(0 which, you allude: yes, yes, I had intended to call and settle that lillle bill before leaving Philadel- phia, and you may depend on my doing so. 1 have come to take possession of a large amount of properly which has fallen to me by will. See! here is the adver- tisement which apprised me of my good lortune. _A_h, Johny! know the'every well., Thou art the very maul wished to see. ‘ 1 Thou hast on at Ihié moment the very waistcoal lbal‘l made thee. Thou, must ac- knb'wledge‘ it was good stuff and welllmade, or i; could not have lasted thee so long. The tailor lost no time fire- paring a transcript of his account, not forgetting to charge interest fmm the time the debt was incurr- ed. Taking a constable with him, who bore a legal process suited to the occasion, he soon arrived at the lodging of the swindler. The con- stable was instructed to stand ofi'at a little distance till a signal should indicate the time for him to apâ€" proach. ‘ fi‘, HOW dost thou do P" kindly inquired the Quaker. “ Perhaps thou dost not know me. Dost thou not remember purchas- ing a-suit of clothes several years ago, of a poor tailor, and fmgetling to pay {31' them 1 asked the Quak- er. Oh. no, said the gentleman. blushing slightly, you must be mis- lakonin .1he person, It cannot be me that you wished to find. H ,I believe I have not had the pleas- ure of your acquaintance, pomer answered our hero. Having instructed the editor not to disclose his name to“ the rogue ifhe should call, but to request the latter to leave his address, the Quaker patiently awaited the result of the experiment, In a short time he was informed by a note from the printerflgajmthe individual al- luded to in the advertisement, hav- fn‘g arrived lrom New York might be found at a given place ifilhe CilY; Near the close of the last century, a Quaker, knight of the shears and lhimble. who exercised his av‘ocaa tion in Philadelphia, was imposed upon by an admit scoundrel,who tried to get, a suit ofclothes on credit, and alterwards sloped with- out payingfor them. The Quaker was too poor to lose the debt, but like too many of his “cloth,” he had apparently no other alternative. The fiaccotmt was placed p’n his books and soon forgotten‘.. ?,Some years afterWards he was ekamin: ing' his old records‘o'l' debt and credit; profit and loss, whenhis attten'tion was attracted to this ac- count, and all the circumstances attending came fresh to his mind. Suddenly an odd thought suggested itself. ,_"" l'll try an eXperiment,” said he to himself; “perhapsl “If Jâ€" C ' , who wasin Philadelphia about thg month uf V , ‘in the year 1795‘, will send his addres‘sito me ed'nor ofthis pa- per he will hear of something to advamage.Primers in neighbduring slates are requested to copv.” The latter‘ clause was inserted from a vague suspicion Ihz t the; raga? had taken up his abode in New _Yorl(. said He ‘16 hifiiscli'; ‘7‘ pe‘fhafiél may succeed in catching the rogue and gettingvmy pgy." He immediately prepared an advertisement, in substance as fol- lows, which he inseried in the Philadelphia Gazette: Tfié Tailgr Etfiri 'tho Sponge , or How a Quaker Collected aDebt. be, in' mm; all lh'e‘differ- em lrades and professions, till laslly an individual comes in ‘ar’ldiv'ams H3 ‘bé’ a' member? ' you. Iwish 10 become a member of your éoéiely‘,‘ > Well, what é‘afi‘you do? 1 can make bvots and sbéésfifor Com-ta in" Mr; Slioemakét~we must have youl‘ into the society: I And what can yon do 3’ Oh, I can build your barns and houses, stables and bridges. Very well, Come in; we can’t do without you. Along Comes' a Shoém‘hkéf, and says. Gentlemen, I VVisll to bedtime a member of your association, Well, wha! can you do '! Oh, I can slide your: horses, iron yourcnrriages, and make all kinds of implements. Very well, come in Mr. Black- smith} The mason appIies fbr admission .A company of individuals united lhcmselveslogether in a mutual benefit soéie‘tv! The blacksmith comes and says-«- Now, said the Quaker good. naturedly, let me give theea piece of advice. \Vheri next thou hast occasion to get a suit ofciojhes, thou had better not attemptto cheat the poor tailor. but pay him" honeg‘t- iy, for then will lhyvsieep be sweet and refreshing. Farewell! There; is no doubt ()f'thé literal‘ tlutl; of this story, as §ve,recs’ived it some xime since from the lips of- the Quaker himsele Convince me of that, at‘id‘lh'uq wilt' iflnd .me rea'dy't‘oxéonfeés‘lhé fauh, replied the Quaker. _ f' You said I shoukl hear something to my ladyqngygg, came hereg l “a.” ‘ ,, ., Thogaxt rhisla‘kefi. immediately responded the ,Q’uaker; I only pro: misedlhat thou, shoulds} ,Jle'afuifi -sor_:‘.e1hing to advantage; and is it not 10 the advantage ofa poor tailor to collect an old debt? If! can calclf ybu on” the street; said (he swindler with an oath, and in the deepest rage, I will give you such a cowhidng as will not leave the bréall) in your body: s The rogue was c‘bm'plélcly “non plussed ” at the' coolness of the Quaker; anul slood speechless and almost petrified. A STRIKING ILLUS'I‘RATION Nonsense, said, the Quaker! ,‘7. If thou really intendflo dg anything of that sort. we had- beltepstep, out into the back-yard and finish the business at once. ' Truly I did, replied the Quad: with Iremarkable coolnegs. You told me a replied the rogue. lie in V Do yoq mean Jo’swa'fjhalyou caused 1111f; plib‘iicalion of that ad- vertisement? . ' {1211100 ! qwhat’s this i? For adverâ€" tising. Th'al’s an odd charge in a tailor’s bl“. You’re cheating me ' Oh. no, <30on replied me Q'uaker, Ihal is all right ; it is for publishing the a‘dvgnisemems thou hast just éh’owz’i me. , The tailor havmg signed the fe- Ceipt, plam‘d it in the hands of his late debtor, with feelings such as may be readily imagined. The swindler look it, and {or the first lime glanced at the items of which it was composed. He said ndlhihg till he came lo the‘ midst eliurge, which was foradvertising, when he broke forthâ€" ; The three wédtfiptolhe, housie‘ 10gelher,and the gsli'pp‘ery gentleman, having ascarlainéd the amount of the bill paid it in full. A x = .- Veg. shoulldstl be thankful theft nothing has happened to thee, returned the Quaker. a; Came in, then, said :he debtor, finding himéelffairly caught gcome in and I’ll pay youuif [III/131.. Ml I What! eXCla'im'ed‘ the rogue, if: afi anng lone ; you surely haVe’ni sued me! ' The proper signal herdbrdfigln the constable ima the presence of the parties. The SWi'ndlél‘ was par- ticularlv astonished at the appear- anCe of this fuhctianary9 . who 1m- medialely began» to eXeféise his part of the drama. I. $1 '00 In Advance. Whole No. 318. lie in it, 1: er, 'Hié‘Royal Highness Prince Alfred toofé, his seat in the House of Lords on yhc .8er inst., afternoon, as Duke of Edinbuf‘g‘i" A‘m‘bnng dhe curiosities which will? figure at the Paris EX’hibitiofi," 91 perpetual; motion pendulum is announced, which has already been oscillafing, for three years! without iiiterruptiqrr;'., The ' inventor of, this appparatus gisi a well-known watchc, maker in Paris, but he will not as yet allow his name to be published. A Large Volumetâ€"Our readers; generally are pretty well aware of! the gigantic operations going on in Paris for the International Exhibid. firm which is to come ofl_in the‘, year 1867. Connected with}, thg bUCCCSSiui carrying out of the ob: ject, ilis proposed that. “ the Lita eratura” of England should be, lully represented; whence, e‘very. newspaper, proprietor, and any one who may issue a periodical;: magazine, pamphlet, or any work} of this kind, is now desired 1d; send at least one copy of such work. to the Secretary of Paris “Exhibi? tion, at South K‘insingtori. > has} fancy what a volume asiané oopy'4 rvfail works",p‘ubltshed....in Gremh~ Britain woixld make !, HThe news?) papers alone, it is certain, Would make a volume as'high as at! elf-r dinary dwelling, to say nothing/cf the other p’ublic‘fation‘s allud‘éd’to'.’ . the good woman tchdi the: boat across the ugly. s‘rgréam'i‘findv‘ handing her the ferriig‘e money,[ bade liar good morning. be§ieving then; 5131 siill do, thatvshe was one of the happiest women and best wives I ever sawâ€"perfeclly can-s; tented willyher lot because she knew nobelter. .No,‘_tfiadmzh, I’m oniy a Son of 'I‘lemperanoe; I wish Iu~ get gyros: therivervif you please. Doyou fow the boat ? Oh, yes! I can take you oyer less than no lime. Fetch up yer boss 1 ‘ . . fobeyed, tasking, _as I led the horse into the boatâ€"- Did Your hqqund write (ha: ad- vertisement on the (1001‘ lhére I. No, sir-ea ! Schmlmaster Jones \vrii that. John hai‘m got no law’- ' I In A .No, madam, I want' 16' crbss the river, ifyou please. _ I Don’t .‘y‘c .vyjént s‘On‘J‘e “ckér f‘ustf; Never“ te‘c’h [joker I L ,Why you.- muSt be a preacher, then ainft 3'9 1, 1 “ Noatis,â€"-ef enny body cums hereflarler elieker, or to go Akros‘t fhe River They kin ‘gesl blo This here Home and at i don! cum when my wife Betsy yup _. at ‘ the Hous heres. the; Home bloin shele cum. down”, and,seH the Iickeror setfihem Akmst the riVerMime goin‘a Fishin, Q0 credil..w.l,_len_jin‘xe awe, from home john “7,115,011, N B them that {cant rede will hev to gain the Houso‘ and betsy with but half a mile ‘t'har. “,N. M. I A . w.”= In. obedience. to, the.“ noalis,”:I (opk _1he_ blowing-horn. which amok ‘in’ a Crack ofithe wall close Jyy the door. and gave it a “ loot ” or two, which .5 reverberaled ,fal' around tilrdhgh the cane an] swamp, and in a few moments was” answered by a voice scarceiy llegswloud and“ neverberating than‘ that of thehgijn, it seemed to be Lab‘qu‘t half a. tn.in distant updbe river ,5' and. in abqut’ fifteen minutes a stalwart female. made her appearance, and askEd if 1f] wanted; ‘ licker.’ from whgre 1he ferry-flat Ia_\,1iéd m asnag in the edgeof the water. Several bear-skins, deer-skins, ,and goon-skins ,we-r_eé ~unified up to dry éigaih'sx Ihe walls\ of the grocery ; but the dam“ was. closed, nobar-é keeper, ferry-man, or other person was in sight“ I hallowed at the top of my voice some halfdox-en times, butho one answered. Seeing an advertisement on the door, I read as_ fallows 5â€" "I; v ‘ 'I'I‘v‘;=5‘.‘:â€"T_‘q‘.§yz«vit ,,"_,'Ii:>;' . In a tour through one ofthe wild~ est and most spare-1y, settledrfi'gjons of, Arkansas, (the [and made. classic by lbe_effus{i0n,s pf that ‘vei‘sa‘lile genius‘,’ ‘ Pete Whetstoneffl arrified at the I lerry on Cache River. A linie _,logzhpu‘se grocery stood )0n the fiéaf‘zbankvabout fiftecn‘stlc‘ps‘ Is that all you canflq? M Good . héavenfi l', cries llhe mmé Seller, is not that enough P AN ARKANSAS-a, NOTICE" ‘ LAUGH .‘.I can build jails, and prlé‘o'hs. and poor houses. ‘ And i? that all? _...No, 1 Gail fill them; Iucan fill your .jailsyallgwjlh criminals, you? prisonshwixh convicts. and your poorâ€"house‘s‘yvilth; paupers. Andwwhal else can you dp 7.“ " I can bring 111e,.grav,~halr's Uflllé ag‘e‘d tuihe ,g‘ravé, Withvsorrow ; I can. br‘éalp; llle , heart”. pf the}?ij~ and blast lhe.prqspeqts_oflhefriendg of Lalbnt,v,and fill your landqw‘i‘lli more‘lhan the; plagues of Egypt. m do? And what are you P- Iam a rum-seller. , A Rum-sell'er I and what can You