“ Always some excuse, " interrupted her Liege-lord. I really don"t understand the reason that nothing is ever done in “time Int-this house.†" " ‘ He gave the from, door rather an em- hatic slam as he went out, and Lttle k '55. .Gryumple, instead of rebelling nigainst her husband’s iron ride, just sat vdown’and cried. ' ‘ Wanna}! another individual,†Ghonevver . he could not think of anything else to >430, he grumbled, I ' _ “ Crying again. Bessie 2†exclaimed J‘ï¬ï¬bmï¬hec. gaming in anihpm‘v-org two “Lth r" “ Now that’s“ mbudoil mappose' Jimmy has been treating you to another domestic growl? I’ve a. great- 'mind to tell‘him how' uncomfortable†you are .mmde by-hil little eccentricities. Shall I, Bessie 1" signiï¬cantly smiling. My dear Ii forgivmg Bessie, you on ht to .be made . martyr 9f,†.119, $th a. moment or cu"- in degï¬tï¬ï¬aght} then, s’udéenly Stai'tllxh, up, exclaimed : “ I must be game, or . shall be too late at the station :to mcur Uncle Tumkins. Did I mention an; you, by the way, that Uncle Tumkins was coming to visit you l" “ Utgcle Tomkins ! I didn’t, know m- M a .Unclé uï¬zkjdgflbm’ï¬â€™ t' , . Didn’tiymrll,‘ deaiv‘l.’,Wéll, please-Ln ' prepare your best bedl‘Oum for c'ompaixy -â€"the 01d gentleman is rather particular â€"-grumb1es a good deal, in fact ‘: but then, you are ‘ uhed 190' that sort of thing.†“ But, Tom, I don‘t quite under- standâ€"9 __ . w . ~_ . Mrf'ï¬tumble drey hiq ghair up to the bréï¬f‘asf Viable as Ii'é spoke, with the face of a mart r. "W ~1nm11m Le: 'a“‘"‘“"" ~ 1 " 1' . . i. Mr. Grumble was not by any means a bad husband. He really loved his wife, val ryel'igxge Jiuuelflto bg ï¬llerylpagtt’eyll “TOE A oijukallv "inbilï¬'y fï¬oï¬ly whei‘htxd, mmehowor other, fallen into thevtun- rcpns‘cioils “habit? of Afu‘qllg ï¬nding ; and, “I dare say ihe does, said young Mr. 'Carlton .; “‘ but Why is he fretting and ï¬afliug- hem-mam: hquc, and day may!†«Upon. my ’w'aréï¬Bvseie, 1 think it’s ail-oversight in our laws tlm there is nations to punish married um. who wold 17’ laws 171 a ‘ a- v1 “ No. no; I wouldn’t have you breathe a. ayllable to him for the world 1†eager: ly uexclaimed Mrs. Grumble. hurriedly \dpy'ing her mars.“ Henry don’t mean to annoy me. He has the kindat heart in“:th world,» and I know that he loves _. l. ‘ ‘ ‘ . “ f: “ Don’t tell me," interrupted Mr. Crumble. “ I know just how things ought‘ to ‘bejdqne, Hij paper.“ hasn’t: conxe’;yet,’f supposé‘l Nd,'of course not. I really Wish somebody would enllglzten me as to why my paper is always half an ’h‘our literythan anybody else’ . If that baby don’tï¬leave 01f crying gwshall .go omzy.â€? ‘ 7 m Sadly mini “rage ’r‘ath'em annual 13111; morning, 'bubâ€"†r 0a,,beholding their Stocki‘ . H... [g _. ~91“, Emir“? . {flTheuold‘stgz-yrthe .cqï¬ee cold,.the ï¬gé‘nearly 9x115, .- unauthe'. \mom full of Itiï¬jng fmolge: †GrdEililg, (léu'I’ies'tl3:."x ‘I‘yï¬exi’i‘y "isn’t, :1 all to Name, only baby is Very truubu some and I had an ‘indiifaneut nigh. “ Now, thcl), where’s my‘hat 7†deâ€" manded Mr. Grmnble, rising and look- ing around “ Very singular that that hat is never in its place.†V “ it’s just where you hung it yourself, . .aga, iu the hall,†said little Harry, from ellind his speliing book. “ Children shouldn’t talk so much,†“Md Mr. Gx‘umble, tartly. 06m iuy hylixï¬g’tt @ï¬d‘the;ybaby _ ,ao bgaly'tï¬at‘l were rather later llmlr bed V V ' _ Sleep 70m and Mabel, or Willie and Fred. ,Whgn the children awake m dawn’s early ‘ “I .intandedvto do 50,? said the wife, apologeticgally, ‘-‘ _but yquAkmgwr we had Mn N u ‘» +91») A‘curibus’place is 0 cf-Santa Claus' den, All stored full of treasureshwherelnquee‘r‘ Intle men, . ‘ No larger than drumsticks, yet active and bright. | ~ ' ‘ ‘ Are busily working from morning till night Thesaqpaerfliiifé flellqwef'thesar ,wutkmén n .L"?sxismhll.5}.; ‘f_ 3‘33“! 1; V, A" answer with pleamre Old Santa Claus’ call For “ï¬ï¬‚y more bonbons, onelhundped' more toys!†. - More names on m listot ood Girls and , ,A D “ H‘epiéfth‘éfély hb‘j’mï¬e iTeeféï¬? criés'; “ My sled is.ulreu.dy-make haste, the time fliPsg"'-E '. I ( a 2 My reindeer is prancing and pawing the y’ls‘no‘ï¬vg; ._ ' ; i= ’ I, “ï¬fe Hï¬sté' lflcére. ma'k'e haéte, 'we‘re im< palienl m go.â€,v V. Soon the bundles Me packed wnh the great- es: of care, m I v Willard? inning-{he jeindeeq, .dnjg- on; Lhro’ Till they s‘top at some home, where snug in " My dear, thaf rent. in the lining of my coat is not mended yet ; why did you not see to it 2†light. And steal from their-“beds, ,how .. they’ll scream witH delight "J 3'“ . e.» . u-OU-Iuamb a- .“v - ï¬'ee is only just made, dear,†said Mrs. Grumble, a. pretty, timid look- ing woman, with soft blue eyes and brown braids ; “ and I don’t really think the room is very cold. As for the smoke I am very sorry, but the man promised me to have the chimney seen to yester- “ii-’1- " 011, nouhsensgi†saidqur. yGrumble, sharply, ..cha‘rging at arsli'ae of toast? witu Ins fork ; “you cuddle it too much, that’s all. Mrs. Grumble thought of the general commotion into which the house had bean throng}, about a, month previously, when Mr. ’Grumble had had 'the tooth- ache. But she (mly nestled the baby 5 velvet head against her ‘shoulder, and said nothmgâ€"wmiuiu’s Way of ’ disposing of a great many little maityrdoms.“ With treasures o’erflnwing. and something for aâ€. “‘lt-s teeth trouble it," sighed Mrs. Grumbles, leaving the breakfast table to yalk up and d’uWn £116 mom with her fretnll little charge: “ Of course he did ; nobody evex“ keeps promises to us," groaned Mn, Grumble. “ If it had been Smith, now, ' the chimney would have been seen to long ago. Do give ’me a‘pieco of steak that is at least warmed through ; we’re not cannibals that I know of, to eat our [ meat’ raw; Bu that’s always the wayâ€" ‘ we never hadâ€. cook who understood how to Mod a steak.†1 ble. xrgw 1‘0 wig? « ' " 'Eerï¬'f’tï¬â€˜Ã©fgiy hb‘n'mï¬egtegrï¬? gigs} x ! “SKï¬TX'UTJA’USï¬Vï¬â€™ï¬I’S MEN? J But, m_y deare’ said Mrs. Grum- Mr. .GRUMBLE'S "CURB." A. Lessdn'fbr Husbands. $91. Toni)†59$"! MW .rrr stgmkings, they_hung ,' Mr". Gru‘mble silently devoured his ‘ meal, secretly wondering how long Uncle ’ Tomkins meant to stay. N0 soonor was l the table cleared than the irrascible old gentleman began again: “ Grumlbfe, 1 wish you’d stop the creaking of your chair, my nerves are so weak; and if you would keep your children upstairs that racket wouldn’t disturb me so much. 1 really don’t know how I am' going to | stand that baby’s noise.†‘gruwrler u‘unm cu my 1‘uuuuy. .muw ,mw ‘glo'ng a]: her llépi‘tï¬stdpel’l ‘ “But "pe’rhaps “"th'éy 'iï¬i’g’ï¬t " neutralize one " another; like two powerful poisons. There was a spéce of comfort in that .reflection. at least: and Bessie Grumble wiped her eyes and almost smiled. ,y- <Wlxa1t3wps-Mrw Grumblelssurpriser on lcnminghhdme'th‘at evening; fully primed ‘ fora domesti‘c tirade, on the subject of At length Uncle Tomkins went away, flannel gowns, medicine bottles and all, and on the evening of the same day Tom Carlton arrived, from a. temporary ab- “ éeuqe, nbbpdyv knew where. ‘ “ Yés,-’?'sa.id the latter; with a slight gremace. “ What sort of a. looking man is he 7†Mr. Grumble was silent a moment. “Do you know,†he exclaimed, bursting into a. perplexed laugh, “I couldn’t describe a. single feature of his' Eaee.‘ He’ was always enveloped,like an Egyptian mummy, in a. silk handker- chief, something like that one you have in your hand. With my- permission he shall never set foot in this house again.†“ N o 1’†said Tom, rarchly. ‘f The most intolerable fault ï¬nder I ever met with,†saiol Mr. Grumble; “ab- solutely the most. disagreeable man who ever cumbered the e arth. I do not see hon} it is possible to 'take exceptions to everything as he did. †“ I am accustomeél to that, Henry ;it is the léSsunthat'mdst Women are obliged to learn,†replied Mrs. Grumblc, with u slight sigh. ‘ " .WhaAa docs.~this mean, my dear,†eju’cï¬lated Mr. Grumblé, in a hurried whisperyaud- his wife, whose arm he had cahght on the ' Way to the kitchen, fur more hot ,water for Uncle Tumlzinsfl implied, in the same, tone :9 .“' Oh," you mustn’t mind my uncle, dear; he doesn’t mean anything, only he is old and whim- sical." ' ’ - “I do not thiï¬k it is a very noisy baby,†sand IvIr. Grumble, meekly. “ Ins teeth mg yery gainfp} just_ at present: _ About ten o’clock the 01d gentlemt \vasausllered to the spare room, aecom puniéd by a‘ptOces'sion of medicine vial: tubs of hot water, woollen dressing gown: and heated blankets for the feet ; am his absence occasioned very general m lief. He;- hllsband .pricked up his ears ‘12 little uneasily. “ Aceustomed to iti What did she mean 'I It was not pos- sible_â€"â€"it oould not .be ’possible-hthat- hi Was like tlmt'odious old- Uncle Tomkiris. and yet he wished Bessie had not spok- en in that Way. Somehow it made him feel excessively uncomfortable;L “ This is Uncle VToinkinsg' Henry," said Mp5, .Grumble, who was busy Warm- ing a basinjo‘f gruel over the 'ï¬re; and the old gentlemen extended ' one ï¬nger with- "bilt turnin his head; saying, in a cracked voice 1 “ii wish, nephew, you would s‘ll‘ut'tllï¬g door. . Nobody ever thinks of shutting a door in this house ! What’s mhgtï¬mim upstairs ? ..I beg piece that y’ju'r‘ bab'y'ivfin’t dry the whole ti'me’that I am here. Is tea ready 1 If so, I will take a cup just here by the ï¬re.†Mrs.~ Grumblev, Who ‘was stirring tlu ï¬re, according; to her uncle’s petulant re; luest, said, 110Lhing, but smiled at he Qusband’s trying to extenuate'the baby’: 51115. n “ What an insufferable old egotist he is Y †exclaimed Mr. Grumble, throwi. ,himself into his favorite seat once more. Te; was brought in at this mom antâ€"a little smoky, it must be confessed, and the toast considerably charred ; but just as Mr. Grumble was opening his mouth L0 comment upon these facts, Uncle 'l‘omkins foréstalled him by exclaixmiug . “ What stuff this tea. is, ! One would mppose it was made of cabbage leaves. The toast, too, is as black as a. cinder. [sn‘t there a slice of stale bread in the house ? I’m a dyspeptic, and have: to be very careful of what I eat.†“ Well," remarked Uncle Tom'kinr. “ all babies. are noisy. And, by the way Grumble, I wish you‘would oil the bin ges of that squeaking door ; and I don like the smell of that geranium in th window. Halloo ! you haven’t any tn button on your shirt front I . I hope In. niece isn’t a. careless wife.†g“ dg-ar Bessie, , how could you cn (117136 '5'th fault ï¬ndiglg as Phis 'l: ' “‘Sé ï¬hcie has béen visiting you 2†he saiéasaws 49 Mn 'Gmeleza; “ Not at all, ‘si'r,†said Mr. Grumble nervoust ; “ but the care of her chi}: and housekeeping duties absorb a grea deal of her time. ‘ The instant she ï¬nd. leisure she will look to my clothes." “ T Ann’l» mm an n mnmnh Ann nr‘ “ I don’t see how a worï¬an can spcnfl her‘wholeytlime keeping house and look ixrgkaftér a‘ï¬ackl of children,†obseurviw Uncle Tomkins, incredulously. ' [‘3‘ Very likely," said his brotherZiIi-Iaw, emphatically ; f‘ but his visit has been productive of at least one good effectâ€"1t has completely cured me of any tenden- cy I'might have had that way. I, for one, mean to leavq ofl‘ grumbling/t “ Batu man .haswno business to make everybody else uncomfortable in this sort of gray,†muttered Mr. Grpmble. Day after day passed away, Uncle Tomkins I rowing more and more in- tolerable ' I16 Whole time, while Mr. Grumble Improved the occasion by mak- ing a sort of mental looking glass of that wortl‘y'bld gentleman. _ .v.... v. “mamaâ€... ;. I “\ ï¬ponâ€"myâ€"word,†said he to him- sefl, “I 'mi'ist have been a. perfect nuis- ance all these years. Why didn’t some- body tell the of it 7" 'ble,†exclanne, a, cracked voice. The vict_imized man a tarted up in dis- may,‘ scarcely bjel'rgying the testimony of his senses, as Tom twisted the silk hand- keuclï¬n‘sf around his head, and bgnt lum- selt visuany double with ,an. asghmgmc sound between a‘ groan an d a min gay, “aibl‘xttqrfthdt had drifted down from his shirt from; during the day, to ï¬nd his his especial easy chair, and corner of the ï¬re;'oocu1‘)ied by air asthmatic old man, whose head and face were euvcloped in a. silk. ha‘ilfll{ercllief, and whose feet were in a tub of hot; water. He stopped shqrt in amzemaxit and ltomt ' " ‘ “Thar/is not an uncommon failing, I . ,, . beheve, obsgrved Tony demurer 31ml- ing. ‘ ' L ‘ ' - . "“"J:’($11f17‘tte‘ta‘inmle “4mer Dasswm ‘ u will come nlysclfl with ï¬le 01d 50111318- man, and intro‘d'xice him. â€" 3G00£1v .ye 1†Th) mo; ent the door had closed be‘ hind; om Bessie put her baby in the cradle, and clasped her hands to her aching head. What was Tom thinking of 'I How could she exist without that “:l’m happy to hem-"Itz nephgw Grum- Were this failure wholly owmg to the nature of the season, there would be lit- tle difference between the returns in the same or similar localities. But this has not. been the case. Some, a few. farmers have potato crops, while their neigh- bours’ potatoes have scarcely been Worth the labour. This difference of produce must, be attributed to other causesâ€"to the quality and nature of' the soil, its condition for the crop, and the variety of potota planted. [Any soil may be so treated as to produce a pretty good crop of potatoes in favorable seasons: but a farmer need not be told there are soils naturally adapted for its culture. Rota- tion of crops is another requisite to sue cessf‘nl potato culture. With the writer mentioned above this course was not fol- lowed. The light potato crop 0F "76 seems to have followed a potato crop of the previ- ous year. This mav in part account for its being almost a failure Some crops are better adapted to take their place in a rotation after other crops of a diï¬'erent mode ot'growth. We have raised our heaviest potato crops, and those of the best quality. on ground that had the previous year been under grass, peas, or eorn. As to the variety of' potatoes, the host crops we have known this season have been of' early sorts, as the Early Rose. They took hold of the ground enrlv; the unfavorable season had less effect on their growth ; their maturing and ripening was not forced as it was of later sorts. A slowgrowing, late-matur- ian potato is not the most suitable for our short seasons. The question naturally arises. is such aloss unavoidable? Is there no method by which we can guard against the recur- rence of' such losing results? We can- not, we know, by any menus in the least control the weatherâ€"and to the drought or humidity of the weather much of the poverty of the crop must be attributable; but is it not within our power to guard against. the injurious effects of an imâ€" f‘nVOurable condition of the weather. That, this aim be. at least, partially ef- fected, we have little doubt; and the more clearly we see that there is such a possibility, the more likely will he to in- quire into and to adopt preventive mea- sures. Were every farmer to make inquiries such as are here suggested, and to com municafe the result Of his inquiries to an agricultural paper. he would be doing good service to himself and other culxiva- tors of the soii.-â€"Farmers’ Advocale, London. Never was the uncertainty of the yield from the potato crop more clearly shown than in the crop of' .1876 and the pre- eeeding yearâ€" the former a season of abundant produce and consequent low prices; the latter a season of mops so light as by some to ‘be called a failure. In 1875 potatoes were sold in these markets at 20 ets. to 25 ets per bushel. and so it. was throughout the Dominion. ‘In the Maritime Provinces they were bought at as low prices, and large quan- tities of them‘ made into starch. From New England we had similar reports. This year. in the ycry season when pota- toes are cheapest, they are sold here at $1 per bag of 1% bush. In the Mari- time Provinces they were bought at 500. per bush, an? shipped in large quanti- ties to New England. A correspondent. of the 071,170 Farmer says :â€"" I won’t have twohundred bushels ofpotatoes from ï¬ve acres. From the same ï¬eldlastyearl dug eight hundred bushels.†He adds: â€"“ According to my estimate. an acre of potatoes cannot be cultivated for less than twenty dollars‘ which is just about what my ï¬eld Will produce this year, leaving nothing for use of the land.†02m 00w A’MINE or Wanamâ€"The history of the shotth'orn cow, Duchess 66th, which was sold iii 1855, at Earl Ducie’s sale in England, to Col. Morris, of Fordham, for‘700,guin‘eas, or $3,675, is remarkable as showing the aciual value of one good breeding animal. From this cow. which was calved in November, 1850, there may be traced in direct des- cent a. number of animals which have sold for about $500,000. Let it be adâ€" mitted that as much of this value as may be is depending on fancy or rich breeders and is not the intrinsic value of the beef and milk produced; yet no one can help admit.ng that an immense val- ue, estimated in these alone, has accrued to the world from this cow ; and in pro- portion to this value may be estimated the proï¬t to a. breeder from anysuperior :mimal he may produce. A line of breeding animals is brought into existence which spreads out fun like, ‘and diverges , .__,i:| "uwu yr“... Vear by year wider and “ider, until we can no longer reach the bounds of tho of the beneï¬cial influence. It is in this that lies the value of any good animal, and it is an unfair. disparagement to con- ï¬ne its value to the weight. of meat upon its carcass, or Rs produce in milk or nut~ let. The breeder who ptryducas a. sup- erior animal Sets in moti~m an impulse which must iii-time spread and increase enormously, ani far beyond computw» non. "" Whyyiyou don‘t 'mean‘ to saw that you are Uncle Tomkius 3†exclaimed Mr. Grumble.‘ * ‘_"‘ Pardon me, Henry,†'Said Tom, milling,‘ “ but I saw that; you had un- zonsciuusly become an habitual grumble:- ind I had judged that the best autind was a. representation of your own fail- uus. Was I right; '1†his brother-m-law was half inclined to beraggry, but §ho light betterâ€: (_)f .t." “Slvla'ke hands, sz," said he. You're an irrevei'ent young scamp, but I for give you. At ah events the cure is com- plete." ‘ -â€"An Irishman’s friend halving fallen into a‘slough, the Irishman called loudly to another for assistance. The latter, who was’ busily engaged in cutting a. log and wished to procrastinate, inquired, “ How deep is the gentleman in 1 †Up‘ to 1115 ankles.†‘ “Then there is plenty .o'f {ignefAuid the, other. “‘No, there is nn¢+.â€',, inquedgtne ï¬rst ;‘ "1 Vibrgotv to “flï¬ï¬‚ï¬ï¬ 5“ ’1'" ' w“ THE POTATO bROP OF 1876. And so BeSeie found it. ggwimlttmm Lyman, Clark 62 65: Northrup and Lyman, and Lyman Brothers & 00., who obtain them at very low prices, from J. F. Henry, Curran & Co, of New York, and which are supplied to unprincipled retail: venders, who sell the same as my genuine Pills and Ointment, which are manufactured only at 533, Oxford Street, London, and may be obtained from the following Firms viz.:-â€" Messrs. Evans, Mercer & 00., Montreal. Messrs. Avery, Brown & 00,, Halifax, N. S. Messrs. T. B. Barker & Sons, St. John, N. B. Messrs, Elliott & 00., Toronto. Who import them direct from here. Tho Pills purify the Blood, correct all disorders of the Liver, Stomach, Kidneys and Bowels, and are invaluable in all complaints incidental to Females. The Ointment is the only reliable remedy for Bad Legs, Old Wounds, Sores and Ulcerq Of hoyv- ever long standing. 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ROWELL & 00., News- 3pinplizr Advemisin g Agents, No. 41 Park ROW, New or . ‘ ESTABLISHED 1865. Witliaén‘ Weld, Editor and Proprietor. (Eu-(DOD ADVERTISING. POCKET CUTTLERY, VARIOUS- Prices. at THE HERALD bank & fa‘nnv afar: 00M1MON LAMB AGENCY. SITUATIONS GUARANTEED. fl ING Business wanted immediately at thin Grimm 533, Oxford Street, WiC‘ London, April lst; EICVLLOWAY’S PILLS AND OINTMENT. Send name and address for a specimen copy. "BEWARE OF VILE AND ABDMINABLE GflUNTERPBITS. Grand Square and Upright. DANIEL F. BEATTY. Grand Square and Upright. DANIEL F. PEATT'Y. PPRENTIOE TO THE PRINT Best oï¬'er ever given now ready. Prices, at THE HERALD book 6: fancy store Washington, NewEJersey, U. A. 6n the label is the address/533, 6xford Orders received at this oflica Washingtor-l, New Jersey, USA. LONDON, ONT. THOMAS HOLLOWAY. PIANO ! PIANO Christmas Goods at the Concrete. Kills the Ticks: Enriches the Quantity and ' Quality of the Wool, and 1mpro’ves 121716 condition of the sheep; ITS USE COSTS LESS THAN TWO CENTS PER SHEEP. HU’Gâ€"H MILLER do do"- ‘ Agricultural Chemists, Tflronto; AT THE BRITISH FLAG- STAFF TICK DESTROYER Discount of 10 per cent for Cash. In addition to the above, he is daily receiving an excellent assnrtmenf of Fruit, Candied Peels, Spieczs, Extracts dim, in fact ‘ev‘ea‘ythfng required for the holivlayé. In order to meet the wishes of READY MADE CLOTHING, WINCEYS, ETC, Ladies’ and Gentle'mens’ Silk Tié‘s, COLLARS, I‘URS, FELT ï¬ATS, «SEC. Ulster Coats, Red River Buais, Brass Uvercuals, Pants and Vests‘ LoWer than any House \in Town. P. S.â€"Remember ATKINSON cannot, be undersold. Dec. 18th, 1876. The stock being ail néw, consisting of Dreéu Gouda, W Parasols, Lazii'es’ and Misses’ Hats, Fans. Cations, bieached and ,unbleached, Tweeds, Cotta‘ ’z'm cit/a" Prin an, Shirtings, ,Also, Canadian and American nades, Cotton Bags. AT GREATLY’ REDUCED PRICES! A Large Stock of Fancy Go'ods, French Memnoes, Cobourgs, Alpacas, S'lmwls of every descvip- tion, Ladies’ Skirts, Clouds, ‘ancy Squaws, Breakfast b/lawls, F u'rs, llaths‘,‘1{eady Made Clothing, etc., etc. A QUANTITY OF ROOM PAPER AT COST. GOODS DELIVERED; , ALEX. MOODIE. W. A. begs to announce to his numerous customers and the public generally that he is l * ' prepared to supply them with E A T 'I' Y... 0.: RS. As all my Goods are bought for Cash, I assert that cannot. be ’un'dersold by Agenis’ wanted éirérywher; "Adding; AT FALCONBRIDGE’S Goods suitable for the Festive Season. Is very bhOiCe, having been selected with very great care." He has also W. A. would also call attention to his large a'nd fully assorted stock of Are not surpassedflf equalled, in the Dominion. An early call is solicited. Remember the place, 206 and 208 Yonge St, Toronto; WM. MCMASTER. Jr. Selected with especial reference t'o the wants of the: farming community. To quote prices would be superfluous; the only real test is to call and examine f'or yourselves. V\ hoever culls once will be sure to come back, as his goods for VARIETYLQAUALHITY _AI§ID_QHE_APNES§_: Anlmmense-New_810cknf Staplaand Fancy flry Bands, 206 "YONG-E STREET. 208 WM. ‘MCM&STER, JR.?,' Who has been doing business for the pest 20‘years in the County of York, respectfully intimates that in order to effectively Serve the community with- He has removed to the City of Toronto, and will be found at N09,. 206 and 208 Yonge 812., (west side, a f’eyv ydoors north of Queen St.) where he has OPENED 0U I‘ . NEW AND CHEAP GOODS, Sfaple and F‘sncy é'roée'ries. Famfly Flour $5 per Barrel Shorts‘, Bran and Cats. Tweeds, Woolens, Shawls, Dress Goods, FANCY‘DRESS GOODS, CRA_N_F3 SQUARE ANB UPRICHTa The snb‘sériber is selling o‘fl“ the remainder of His stock All of which he is prepared to 03:]: as low if not Scarfs, Clouds, Gloves, Hosiery &c. the wishes of CASH BUYERS, ike subs'cribcr begs to an- nounce that the whole of his Extensive Stock of At Lowest Prices. J. K. FALCONBRIDGE SUITABE FOR HOLIDAY PRESENTS. FRUITS Will until further notice, boféold at a BARGAINS DANIEL F. BEATTSEï¬ Washington. New Jersey, U. S- A. CALL AND SEE HIS MILLER’S To suit the times. HIS STOCK OF WM. ATKINSON; wd‘raye nzs an in pun-ml apyetiuv, and “mufï¬n. lng our bot‘tlua I was r: worm rii » unhh sh us to | be able“; cudum lurrdmul c minm-fl Inbm'. s as 0110p: ing and (Ill‘ulilxg land at which I have I been enya‘zvd tlw mat svnsmn. My recuvery! Iributo sch-1y, wi 1 God‘s ldcsaiug, to the use jom'Catauh “.L'HJ fly. , ' . Ynm‘s truly HENRY S'NIDER. trio’s $1 per butdu; Fur an)» by all Uruggisu ' The beneficial hosphodyne are frequently shown from the ï¬rst day' of its Mimi-Z nistration, by a. remarkable increase 'oi' nervouq power, wit-h a feeling of vigor and comfort.†which the patient has long been unaccustomed; Digestion is improved; the appetite increase! wondviiully; the bowels become regular: £115 eye I brighie -; the skin clear and healthy; and thcmvll: acquiles strength, showing the importance of tho notion of the Phosphoayne 01": the urging" 0: nutrition ~ ~ ‘ The l’hosphodyne gives back to the human structure, in a suitable form, the phosphoric or animating element of life, which has been wasted. and Bxerts rm important 1nfluence directly on the spinal marrow and nervous systenL-of a nutritive; tonic and invigorating character, maintaining that buoynnt energy of the brain and muscular syso tem which rendm‘s the “rind cheerful, brilliant; and energetic, entirely owrcoming that dull. in-' active, and sluggish (lcsl‘osiu‘on which many perâ€" sons experience in nll their actions. The beneficial effects of the Phospyqdynqug frnnnnnflv mun“... fun... ALA 11.1.; J Dr; Bright’s Phbsphodynb IS SOLD ONLY “WWWV , The New (‘1)?wtive Agrnf; nml only liable Iff")/‘C’I].l/./;IT 1Vm~vous and Liver L'mnplm'nts. This Phosphatic combination is pronounced by most eminent members of the Medical Professiufl. to be unequalled for its power in replenishmt the vitality of the body. by supplyin all thirds: sentinl constituents of the blood angherve sub- stance, and for develbping all the poWera add functions of the system to the higl‘lest degree. 1+ in unwm..l.1n 4“ A) n «Hula .. ,,,_, - -N unvvu . Businéss 7 Nervous inability in m Sick Headache its stages Lnssitude Premature Decline And all morbid conditions of the system main: from whatever cause. The action of the Phospho dyne is twofold~on the one hand ineieasing the principle which constitutes nervous euer , and on the other the most powerful blood an flesh generating agent known ; therefore, a. marvellou- medicine for renovating impaired and broken- down constitutions. It quickly improves the tuna; tions of [assimilation to such a degree, that whero‘ for years an emaciated, anxious, cadavexous. and semi~vitul condition has existed, the flesh will rapidly increase in quantit and ï¬rmness, and. the whole system return 0 a. state of robubt‘ health. The Phosphodyne acts electiically upon the organization; for instance, it assists nature to generate that human electricity which tench. and rebuilds the osSeous, muscular. nervous, membranous and organic systems. Ito crates on the system without exciting care or amt upon the individual as to the process. ' It moves the. lungs, liver, heart, kidneys, stomach and in. testincs ugf'i a burn any, vigor, yet mildness un- parsileleu 1n_11xetlicmc. ‘ Finally, the I’hosphpdyno mai‘ntuinq a certain degree of activity in the previoule debilitated nervous system; its 1150 enables ‘al debilitated organs to return to their sound stat‘e {121d MGM their natural functions. Pei so: a sulferin g Nervous Debility, or any of the hundred 55:; toms which this distressing disease assumes, ml] rest ï¬ssurefi of an effectual and cveii 91);? card by the jucxciou! nae of this most v Iblo‘ remedy. .‘quuu “~61 W. In is ugriruble to the pnlute, and innocent in 1“ action, Wh' e retaining all its extraordinary pio- perties ; and as a Speciï¬ c, surpussin {ill the know therapeutic agents of the prcson any for thd speedy and permanent cure of. ' Nervous Prostitution Shortness of Breath Liver Complaints Trembling of the Hull Palpitation of the heart and Limbs Dizziness Impaired Nutrition Noises in the Head and Mental and Phydicll D04 Ears pression - Loss of Energy and Ap'- 'Consnmption (in iél ï¬t“ “-1.†, . petite Hypochondria. Female Complaintg General Debllity Indigestion Flntulcnce Incluzagity for Study or Is SOLD ONLYâ€" ‘IN CASES AT 102:. 61);sz ALI; CHEMIs'rs ARD PA; TENT MEDICINE VENDERS THROUGHOUT: ‘ THE Gnome. _, Full Directions for Use, in the English, Franck; German, Italian, Dutch, S mnish, Portuguese; Danish. Russian, Turkish; = ersism, Hindoitani. Madrusse, Bengulee, Chinesq and Japanese Lu:- gunges, nyflhch case: ,w Wm- H... my..qu uw‘ mand for DR. Bmanr’s I’HOSPHODYNE hamdk several imitations under similar namgs;_ gm: abusers of this medicine should theretot'u b6 careful to observe thut~each case bear the, BritiSh GOVBYDIIVCDt Stamp, with the wot i Dn.‘ BRIGET’S PHOSPI’IODYNE engraved thereoh (white letters on red ground), and that the same word! are also b‘low'n in the botttle. Every cm’banrl che trade mark and signature of Putentaem 171% public are also pm‘tiqularly‘ cautioned «am purclmsin spurious imitations importod the Unite States, and are requenfed‘ to n 6' directions for. use me Eyinted in 8.1] the as alcove, Without w 1011 none can pouuwly genuine. EXPORT AGENTS. _ . " . d Non-kin, Watney & 00;, 101, Southwa‘rk It; ht; on, S‘ ‘ . Evans, Leseher & Evans, 0O, B'aflholo'mi‘ Claso, Landon, E.C. Burgoyne, Burbndge & co., 16, Columns I“ London. EC. « vason & Thompson, 12, Aldersgato it. Lim- don, E.C. ‘ . Barclay & Sons. 95, Farrmgon stz, London, 8.0 New/berry & $0115.37, Newgute sh, London-ED J. Sanger 6; Sons, 150, “Hard at, London, W; G. Curling 35 00., 30, St. Mary Axe; Londonpmc: Stone & 00., 16. George st, Mansion House,E,C; CPmpbell 65 (10.. 168, Leadeuhau sh: Louder: B'ounevnme & co., 2, Brubantlet, Philpbt I‘m; London, E.(‘. I . ‘1’“. Couey Wz 00.319, Gt. Winchester st.,Lond'on.E.g; ‘ R. Brooks & 00., St. Peter's Chambers} 1 London. E. C. PHQ§RH9_DÂ¥NE. Dear Sinâ€"1:. in ‘ m-snm's that others muykmd .mnvthing of tho "writs- of your CONS’I'ITI'TIONAL Cngmm’ Rum“: [wieh l0 Inform you what r has dune for me. 117m uvyyly‘mimw years old; In been (hit u-f limit}: for : hf 1, ï¬ve years. I had emvlnyull llm-u nr fuur difl'mv M ï¬nch-rs, and triad var'mus mm int-«s, \xiihv-nl, wcï¬ivin: any p-mr neut. bam‘flt. but. cnntimuvl mer to mow 1% until last ï¬xâ€, win-n I had In crlmv so had as bu unable todd :m hmn's work at a hula. Hfldm . soreness and pain under the nlmulller Mamas an thmughï¬m ,shuulflm'». n it]: very lame back. and I mum: in my right luiI-: as though them win I weight bearing; .tflnwu, \xilh_ w (inule _(h'0ppinï¬ Flve‘feaH Sicknm Cures! by Four Beam 0! Constitutl nal Satan!» Remedy; ‘ ' Pain in Shoulders, Bank and Meagan. Droppings m Throat D sappur. ‘ V Fat Amnwn, P. Q., Sept. 12. rem A M3311 n HARDING ' ‘ BEATTY weight 1m ,' t down, \xilh my r'muul (h In 1h" throat. and down 111m" |)u;_h1ugs. 8m» my (mndition when I mun-1mmcvd h) take )uur 035. tax-‘11) Remedy. 0ng Lu the 9f \va «MM my paiui DANIEL F. BEATTY ‘NDER Dls'I‘INGUISHEU PAT.- J LONAGE. 1m. BRIGHT'S Protected [1}] Royal heifers Patem' Dated October 11th; 1869. Grand Square“ . Upright. ‘ CAU‘l‘IéN.~;’fEe large and‘ incréas do-’ fo' I?!{1YS}’HO§PI’_IPDYNE has elk lemma. Washington, ï¬aw‘?§r‘l_dj, 133,1. (OZUNIU OXYGEN.) Curer my CURE BY Snuff Washes, vvr L'om 515m)"- (ugtfmm Thousnndu of - dawn. away?“ forty yrng-s stia‘igdlp‘g,‘ Besf NUS"? stages only) Timidity , Eruptions of the Skin Impaired. Sight; and KO mory Nervous Fancies , Ilnpuveriflhed Blood . Nervpus‘ Debility in m and.