5M!) agreed. Ib wasbstter than working for $10 per monthâ€"Detroit Free Press. Olive Thorne in the Christian Union gives the following incident as tending to prove that animals reason: “ One day the cat and parrot had a. quarrel. I think the cat had upset Polly’s food, or something of that kind; however they seemed all right again. An hour or so after, Polly was stand- ing on the edge of the table; she called out, in a. tone of deep affection. ‘Puas, puss, come then, come then, pussy.’ Pussy went, and looked up innocently enough. Polly with her beak seized a basin of milk stand- ing by, and tipped the basin and all its con- tents over the cat ; then chuckled diaboli- cslly. Of course it .broke the basin and half-drowned the cat.†“Not much! I'm going to work for Deacon Galkins to-morrow." " Sam," said the old man, as he let the maul down beside the rail-cut,“this ’ere fence has got to go up if it busts the country. I’ll shave the time down to two weeks, and if you pitch 1n smart you can call me old mam after noon to-morrow." Of the stage bald head and the average stage whiskers the Laramie Boomerang says: “The stage bald head is generally made of the internal economy of a cow. dried so that it shines and out to ï¬t the head as tightly a: a. potato-sack would nat~ urally ï¬ta billiard cue. It is generally ‘about four shades whiter than the red face of the wearer, or vice verse. We iio not know which is the worst violation of eternal ï¬tness, the red-faced man who wears a. deathly white bald head or the pale young man who wears a florid roof on his intellect. You can never get a stage bald head near enough like nature to fool the average house fly. A fly knowein two mo- menta whether it is the genuine or only a base imitation." “ 'I‘is, eh? Wall, I never got anything right within a. month, and I reckon I let it run along three or four weeks before I put it down. 'We’ll call it: a month." “Well, dad.†he suddenly began, as he placed a. top rail in place, " I‘m 21 years old to-morrow.†“ Y e-s,†grudgingly replied the old men. “ And I’ll be my own boss.†: The old man looked troubled, and it was a. long three minutes before he said : “ See here, Sam, I believe you have jumped ahead 11 year.†, “ Can‘t be, dad. The date is down-in the Bible; and in your own writing.†It wants not to ayeak of a rope in the house of a. hanged. God give the cold according to the dress. The mountain in Work put out a. mouse. After the death the doctor. He is not so devil as he is black. Cat eculded fear the cold Water. Spoken of the wolf, one sees the tail. 80 many heads, so much opinions. What comes in to me for an car get out for another. Four eyes does see better than two. To come back to their muttone. And here. to quote ï¬nally from Monsieur Cemlino, we‘ must remember that “ itis not the whole to begin, but to ï¬nish.†“ It must that I dismount.†At the urgent solicitation of his wife Sir William Harcourt has employed a. special attendant to protect him from assassins.) tion. ‘ The state of Prince Biamarck’s heahh still continues unsatisfactory. He suffers much less than formerly from pains and swollen veins in the lawer limbs, but there can be no doubt that the once iron causti- tution of the Chancellor has undergone a. change for the worse. so that he is now yery Buweptible to atmosphericvchangee. Ex-Mayor Robtf L. McGregor, xf Windsor, is at the point of dea.t-h from Bright’s disease. ngnyoh'go the jar to rpring that at last it break there. Them is not better sauce, who the apps- tite. Tell me who thou frequent, I will tell you wllich you are. Keep the chostnu‘: of the ï¬re with the 03.9 foot. 7 Take out the live coals with the hand of the cab. That unique volume, " The New Guide of the Conversation in Portuguese aï¬d E nglieh," was published and committed to the world in perfect good faith by the inno- cent author Pedro Carolina. Perhaps the mpst amusing part of this luminous oom- pendium is that under the head of " Idiotisme and Proverbs ": fl‘he necessity don’t know the how. To meet any one nose-et-noee. Few. few, the bird make her nest. A horse beared (borrowed) don‘t lookhim the tooth. Grand Army of the Republic and the Knights of Pythias, made remarks denun- oidtory of the societies. A sister of the deceased became very much excited, especially as the societies were conducting the funeral at the request of the family. She fainted and had to be carried from the church. Amid some excitement her hus- Hend asked the clergyman to discontinue his remarks. The' letter refused to do so unless requested by the father of the deceased, who asked him to ofliciate. The father told him he had better quit. Gather- ing up his manuscript the minister left the church. After some delay another clergy- man was found, and the services were con- cluded. English Proverbs in Porlug urge Drrsm A Minister Denounces ï¬cu‘ut Seeiellcs “’hlle Bun'i: 3 (Inc of their Number. A Washington Sunday despatch says Rev. Jonah Blanchard, President of Wheaten College, 111., preaching a sermon today over the remains of a. young man gbo had been 9. prominent member of the no, w._., hapsily. there was in use“ a kind of aim resin , nry signals, by which he 3565!.ng y ‘the' ‘ position of his plate, y the arrangement of his knife and fork, by the way in which he disposed of his spoon. his wish not to be invited to be helped again to slices of chicken and saucers of jam. This custom sorely puzzled the un- initiated and gave rise to many amusing incidents, one of which happened to the Prince ds Broglie. The Prince, who travelled in America. in 1782, relates in one of his letters that he was invited to dine with the lady of Robert Morris; that he went ; that he was repeatedly asked to have his cup reï¬lled; that he consented, and that when he had swallowed the twelfth cup of tee, his neighbor whispered in his ear and told him that when he had had enough ‘ of the water (Tiet he should place his spoon across his cup. else his hostess would go on urging him to drink tea till 'the crack of doom." STRANGE SCENE AT A FUNERAL. Woman’s rites-Marriage geremoniea‘ s L'l‘hc prgluuon Elfccted in u Cenjun'. ' .I‘ «:‘r‘ Tebie menners a hundred years ago were curious and perplexing. “ 15 would.†says John Bach McMaster, in him “ History of the People of the United States," “ have been thought as rude for the guests to refuse to partake of a dish efourth or ï¬fth time, if asked to do so, as it would have been thought negligent; in the hostess to owl‘p‘jo press him. There seemed, there- fore, to be no limit to the number of times thgéigq‘yiof the house was constrained to ask-.égnd‘éthe number of times the visitor :73! " mmaine'd to . ecceyy. - L 4L___ __ Splitting the Diflcrence. Animals that Benson. The Stage Bald Head. TABLE HOSPITALITY. \Vns ller Statement the Result of Female Ilnllucinnliou ? The curious attack which Lady Florence Dixie states to have been made upon her by men disguised as women, and from whose daggers she was mercifully saved by the intervention of a cnrset bone and a dog, has given rise to much comment in the London press. The following remarks from the British Medical Journal are interesting : Recent circumstances have directed atten- tion to certain remarkable delusions to which females of 'unstable, nervous equilibrium are subject. either through hysteria or through similar disorders of the nervous system. Charcot and Bourne- ville give instances of the extraordinary self-deceptions that are frequent among hysterical patients. Dr. Legrand du Saulle, physician to the Salpetriere, Paris, describes in his standard 'work,‘ “ Les Hysteriques." some remarkable cases of hallucination, where females labored under the belief that they have been struck or stabbed bv others, even after having inflicted blows or wounds upon themselves. In one instance a young woman was found by her husband lying on the floor-(f her room in a fainting ï¬t, her face covered with blood. On reviving from her swoon she stated that she had been attacked by armed men ; the ’ ris news~ papers related the case, and bin three- weeks two similar events 0’ urred in the French metropolis. All these cases proved to be fabricated by the supposed Victims. A young girl wounded herself slightly with a pistol. She gave the police authorities the most minute details about an imaginary as~a<sin, who, according to her account, ï¬red the weapon, but she was found to be highly hysterical, and it was proved that she had wilfully wounded her- self. In a third case in Dr. du Saulle’s experience, a young woman was found in a railway-carriage, stabbed in the left side. The incidcnt eiused great excitement, but it was proved. contrary to her assertions, , that she had inflicted the wound herself, ‘ and was a hysterical subject. A house-i maid was found lying behind a door,b0und, ‘ gagged, and covered with bruises. She i stated that she had been brutally attacked ‘ by two burglars with blackened faces, but i the was a highly hysterical woman, , and there appears to have been strong . evidence that she had contrived to tie her own hands and to gag; and bruise . herself. Perhaps the strangest case of all occurred in M. Tardieu’s practice. Ayoung lady, living at Courbevoie, wished to make herself an object of public interest by pass- 1 ing as a victim of political conspiracy, which she pretended tohave discovered. One ‘ night she was found in a state of the great- ‘ est mental perturbation at the door of-her . apartment. She could not talk, but stated 1 in writing that she had been attacked out- ‘ side her own house by a man, who had attempted to gsrrote her, at the same time striking her twice with adagger. Only the lady’s clothing was injured; and the body of her dress and her corset were found to be cut through, but at different levels. She tried to make out that the attempt at strangulation had caused dumbncss. M. Tardieu remarked in her hearing that this inï¬rmity rapidly disappeared when produced under circum- stances of this kind. She soon managed to regain her speech, and in a short time admitted that the whole narrative had been developed out of her inner conscicusness. Eccentricity in relatives is ever strongly presumptive of self-deception when afemale makes any statement or charges of ill-treat- ment of any kind. The constant fear of assassination, especially it based on reasona- ble grounds, is particularly liable to pre- dispose nervous or excitable subjects to extraordinary delusions of this kind. Flowers that. have been packed and sent from a. dxstanee may be revived in the fol- lowing mauuer : Plunge the stalks in boilmg Water and allow them to remain in until the water is cold. Take them outgre- out the stalks and put them in fresh cold water, and they will look and last as well as when they were fresh pulled. ~E7edno‘r A. Hunter, in St. Nicholas for April. Yes. I know there are four little bedside: Where I must stand watchful each night; While on can go out in your carriage, And ash in your dresses so bright. Now I think I'm a. neat little woman; I like my house orderly, too, And am fond of all dainty belongings ; Yet would not change places with you No! keep your fair home with its order, In: freedom from bother and noise ; A1351 kegp your owq faucllul l_e_i§1_1re. And I know that my rocm is invaded Quite boldly all hours of the day; While you sit in yours unmolested And dream the so“ quiet] away! She took him home and fed him well; His tears were turned to laughter; And now, wherever Polly goes, The curly dog trots after. †You see,†said he, “ the streets are full of little Mother Hubbards, But though I’ve wagged my tail 'most off, Thev never speak of cupboards.†Said Polly Betsey: "Come with mo. '1‘ would melt a. heart of stone! 1'11 give you lots of bread and milk, And a. juicy mutton boua." And I know that my parlor is littered With many odd treasures and toy: ; While your own is in daiutiest order. Unlmrmed by the presence of boys ! And I know that my walls are disï¬gured With prints of small ï¬ngers and hands, And that your own household most truly In immaculate purity stands. Yes, I know there are stains on my carpet, The traces of small, muddy boots; And I see your fair tapestry glowing. And spotless with blossoms and fruits, One morning met a early dog. He was of medium sizeâ€" His ears were drooped. his tail was limp) ‘ And the tears stood in his eyes. Sand Polly to the curly dog: “ Why do you look so sad ‘2" “Because,†replied he, with a snifl', '- The times are very bad. Miss Polly Betsey Patterson, In a Mother Hubbard cloak And a Mother Hubbard tonne With a most bewitching pok- But nge'm'erniaiidï¬r splendid bug's LADY FLORENCE DIXIE. VOL.va. A NEW MOTHER HUBBARD Engaging And new. Nona, but not fluical ; Sage, bun not cynical ; Never tyrannicalâ€" But ever true 1 Honor maintaining, Meunness disdain 111gJ Stillr‘enterï¬uining~ Generous and true‘ Brave, not romantic ; Learned, not pedantic Frolic. not frantic~ Genteel in personage. Conduct and equipago Noble by heritag9,_ TEE Humans 011010]? This than} him MOTHER 5 BOYS. POETRY. sleep (or children. There is no danger that children can sleep to much. The old proverb, " he who sleeps, eat-s," is illustrated in those little ones who sleep most. Wakeful children are almost always peevisb, irritable and lean. If they can be induced to sleep abundantly, they are quite likely to become goodnatured and plump. Their sleep should be as much during the hours of darkness as possible, and therefore it is better that they [should go to bed before sunset to have their sleep out, than to lie long after sunrise in the morning. It is well to let any healthful, growing child or young person sleep until he wakes himself, and give him such variety and amount of out-door exercise as shall make him glad when bedtime returns. now to Keep Silverware. Solid silverware as well as plated goods grows dark and tarnished in a very short time when exposed to the air, and even when put away in a. dark place. This is especially the case where hard coal is used in the house .or neighborhood, as the sulphur in the coal, liberated by heat. is sure to stain all the silverware within reach. This annoying tarnishing can be entirely prevented by painting the silver- ware with a soft brush dipped into alcohol in which some collodion has been dis- solved. The liquid dries immediately and forms a thin. transparent and absolutely invisible coating upon the silver, which completely protects it from all effects of the atmosphere, etc. It can be removed at any time by dipping the article in hot water. This recipe has been in use for some time. Medical men will tell you that about two hours’ exercise in the open air should be taken every day. But this does not mean you are to take it all at once. Before break- fast is a good time for a. gentle walk, yet the delicate should swallow a. mouthful or two of milk or eat a. tiny biscuit before going out. A glass of cold water does good too before one's walk, and it is a. good plan to walk, say a. quarter of a. mile, to a. well, drink a. glass of water there and then return. To- those who take this advice breakfast will be anything but a. make believe. Never take ' exercise on a, full meal. From two or three hours after is the best time. and if you take your principal exercise before dinner, be sure to allow time for at least half an hour of rest before you sit down ; else you are but opening the door for indigestion to walk in and play havoc with your health. Exercise, to be beneï¬cial, must be regular; but perhaps you are afraid of the weather. I pray you be not so; wrap up lightly but well, and defy it. 'Defy the wind, the ruin, my, and sleet and HJOW itself ; for one does not catch cold when actually taking exercise, I do assure you. Finally, let your exercise be varied, one day this kind, and the other that, but always pleasant, always plea‘eur- able, and taken at the same hours day after day. You may ï¬nd it irkaome at ï¬rst, but it will 50011 become a. habit, and your guerdon will braâ€"health. Saving IA nbor. . Some time ago, when the subjectof wash- ing day was under consideration, I noticed an article from a. long-ago neighbor in a. Western State-Tone of those noble pioneer women, the remembrance of whom re- minds one of Paul’s deecrlptiun : “ If she have brought up children, if she have lodged Wranglers,“ elm have washed the saint-5’ feet, ii elm have relieved the afflicted, if she have diligently followed every good work.†She spoke of not puzting her clothes to soak over night, as she washed It is hard for a young mother who has but yet overcome the wayward tendencies of her own youthful nature to realize the influence she exerts over her little ones. She is constantly surrounded by critical imitators, who copy her morals and man- nets. As the mother is, so are the sons and daughters. If a family of children are blessed with an intelligent mother, who is dainty and reï¬ned in her manners, and does not consider it necessary to be one woman in the drawmg-room and an entirely dif- ferent person in her everyday life, but who is a true mother. always a tender, charming woman, you will invariably see her habits of speech and perfect manners repeated in her children. Great, rough men,and noisy busy boys will always tone their voices and step quietly, and try to be more mannerly when she stops to give them a kind word or pleasant smileâ€"for a true mother will never fail to say or do all the kind pleasant things she can that will in any way help to lift up and cheer those whose lives are shaded with care and toil. The mother of to-day rules the world of tomorrow. Prnposul Dress Brier-ms. Some of the statements made at the recent meeting in London of the Rational Dress Society to consider reform in woman's dress are rather interesting, not because any one will be in the slightest degree influenced by them, but as showing what the results are when common sense is applied to the many absurdities in the present mode of dress. Mrs. McLsren said that the society had arrived at three con- clusions: First, the tight bodice must be abolished; second, freedom of movement and necessary warmth without weight could not be attained without the adoption of some kind of divided shirt; and third,fluc- .tuating fashion must be crystallized into some unchanging shape of dress. Dr. Rich- hrds’on eaid‘that menwould be sufferingevery day from colds and bronchial affections if they went as women went, with the upper part of their bodies unclothed, and it was his experience in the large majority of cases of people born With consumptive tendencies brought under his "notice, that the cause of the mischief was exposure of the chest. Artists must be left to speak it the color of the outside dress, but the color most serviceable in this temperate none and the color which most accorded with all that related to health was the grey color. For cleanliness, effect of light upon the bady and warmth, grey was the best color, black the worst. Clothing should be as porous as possible, and he thought there was no substance for dress like light. loose woollen cloth. Shetland woollen cloth was the best. He agreed with the condemnation oflaiies’ veils as injuriors to vision. The ladies of this society had made a. real ad- vance in deciding in favor of the divided skirt. The Best Time Iul‘ Exercise [or Girls. Saving Labor in the Kitchen and Jottings of Special Interest to Mothers and Daughters. THE FAMILY CIRCLE. SOME A Mother's lnflucucr. RICHMOND HILL THURSDAY? APRIL 19,1883; FASHION NO] ES. Elsewhere, Jun-lice Burton on Onlhs. In his address to the Grand Jury at St. Catharines yesterday Judge Burton made the following remarks concerning the ad- mission of the evidence of agnostios in the trial of cases : “ I regret very much that the Dominion Parliament threw out the bill which would have allowed agnostios and others to give evidence. I regret it because it appears to be a public mistake to judge of itin the Way in which it appears to have been judged by several members of the House of Commons. It is not that any privilege is granted to the particular per- sons who do not believe in a Supreme Being or in a future state, but it is in {act the depriving of an innocent man of the opportunity of getting the evidence of the only man that might, perhaps, be the means of proving his inno- cence. The proper administration of justice demands that all parties be per- mitted to give evidence, whether by aflir- mation or in such other way as the parties say is binding on their consoience, leaving to the jury, which is the judge of the facts, to say what amount of credence should be given to the evidence given under such circumstances. I say I regret it, and I hope, if you are of the same opinion with myself, that you will strengthen the hands of those who take the merciful new that it is desirable that all the evidence that can be given may be brought out in order that the parties accused of crimes, and who may have no other means of establishing their innocence, may avail themselves of the evidence of all." Sauce, plain, and for immediate use, should not be put into a. jar and covered while warm, else it will change and fer- ment; very quickly. It will keep some days with care in‘ the putting up. Let it stand until perfectly cold, then put into a. stone Jar. Wagner, the composer, as is well knowg, ran away with the wife ustms von Bulow, the eminent pianist, with whom he was then on terms of intimate friendship. Von Bulow’a wife and his two daughters now live with Wagner, as though legitimately the latter’s wife and daugters. This Lin- gular amngement does xtot seem to cauae much difï¬culty or Gieseusion in the respec- tive famflies. and it is reported that Von Bulowfa mother, who is very wealthy, has just made a. willbequemhing 550,000 marks (about $120,000) to each of the grand- daughters whom Wagner has cared for. ‘ 118.211 smoothly plisteted down wilirsvbgf more readily than if left in the chopping bowl, each mess being well exposed to the air. ' Wan}: anp suds (notvtoo 'hot) from the wash tub will make house plants grow very fast. Milk keeps from soaring longer in a, shallow pm; than in a. milk pitcher. Deep page vgill makglm {equal apaqunt of cream. Unless dish-towels are washed, acalded and thoroughly dried daily, they become musty and unï¬t for use, as does also the dishclobh. Ahand-towel and basin are needed in every kitchen for the use of the cook or house- worker. Cinders make a. very hot ï¬reâ€"one par- ticgpuly good for_ irqning days. A clean, tidy kitchen can only be secured byhaving a place for everything and every- thing in its place. and by frequent scouring of the room and utensils. It; is an excellent plan for the mistress to acquaint herself with the practical workings of her range, unless her servants are exceptionally good, for many hin- drances to well-cooked food arise from some misunderstanding of or imperfection in this article. When the draught is imperfeotthe defect frequently arises from the chimney being too low. To remedy the evil the chimney should be built pp, ora ohimuex-poh added. Stoves and ranges should be kept free from soot in gll compartments. A clogged hot; air passage will prevent any oven from baking well. ’ If the range be wiped carefully with brown paper, after cooking greasy food, it; £3.11 be kepj bright with litt}e_difljcu1by. on Monday, and did not wish to begin her week’s work" on the Sabbath. To wait is also an objection, and Iï¬nd it quite as well to soap the dirtiest places. Rubbing them slightly through the ï¬rst water; and if one has good soap it is just as well as soaking over night. Of course the main rubbing is done in the second suds. My object in writing at this time is to give a good way of making soft soap, which may not be familiar to all your readers. One of the in- gredients which we use more liberally than many people is lime. A pack of quicklime is not too much for a barrel of soap. This is placed near the top of the ashes, and the leach wet with cold water a. day or two before we wish to make the soap. Then we put on boiling water, and use the strongest lye to “ out †the grease. We never useless than a pound of clear grease, or its equivalent, to a gallon of soap. This amount of grease neutralizes the caustic effect of the lime and lye. so that washing- day never leaves the ï¬ngers so sore that they will hardly heal from one week to another. Soap made in this way is not a jelly that rolls to the bottom of the tub and is wasted, but it, adheres to the clothes like salve, and by the time it is well rubbed 03 the garment is clean. Fashions in Gloves. , Fashions in gloveshave changed suddenly. The very swell thing is for ladies to go glovcless when in full dress. The fashion is not at all popular yet, but bids fair to come into favor, as it has been set by several of the most advanced leaders. It is a violent change from the very long gloves that till recently were in fashion. The long gloves were a blessing to women with un- attractive arms, but the women w1th good arms were not so enthusiastic over them. The victory is in favor of beautiful arms, which goes to show there are more of that sort than the other. Now that I think of , it, however, I don’t ever remember that I ever met a woman who didn‘t believe that her arms were beautiful. With men the fashion has also changed radically. It has not been the proper thing for men to wear gloves with evening dress for some years ‘ past. This season, however, both in Lon- don and in Paris, light gloves are worn. ‘ great ; glove-makers claim that they will be ruined ‘ They should not be pure white. The if women decide to go without gloves. ‘ All About the Kitchen Work. A lady, who for a time was compelled to do all of her own kitchen work, says; “If every iron pot, pan. kettle, or any utensil used in the cooking of food, be washed as soon as emptied, and while still hot, half the labor will be saved.†It is a simple habit to acquire, and the wash- ing of pets and kettles by this means loses some of its distasteful aspects. No lady seriously objects to washing and wiping the crystal and silver, but to‘tackle the black, greasy and formidable-looking ironware of the kitchen takes a good deal of sturdy brawn and muscle, as well as common sense. Mary J. Cunningham, e. welLknown young lady in the western section of the city, died suddenly of heart disease late lTuesday night, at the residence of her parents, under circumstances of peculiar sadness. A young man named John Calla- han, to whom she was soon to be married, celled during the evening. He remained until about 10 o’clock when he started to leave. Miss Cunningham caught his arm, saying, “Please do not go yet." He turned, with some gentle protestetion, when he noticed that she was very pale and gasping for breath. He caught her in his arms and called for assistance, but in a. few moments she was dead. Dr. H. L. E Johnson, of the Columbia Hospital, was sent for, and arrived promptly, but too late for his services to be of any avail.TWasIz- ington Post. Mme. Riatori (Mm-chess. del Grillo) recently appeared in a Roman meat-re in a. beneï¬t performance of “ Maria. Antonetta. " and showed that her age, 65 years. had sadly Impaired her powers. 1 Bishop Campbell. of the African Metho- dist Chqrch, publishes an account of the treatment which he received on a. Georgia railroad train. He set in a. parlor car, for which he _ had bought a. ticket, when a brskemsn ordered him out, and, as he refused to go, the conductor aided in forcing him to the smoking car. The Bishop made aoomplaint to the superintendent of the road, but nothing was done about it. Another negro Bishop, Dr. Gsin, was. in 1881, ejected from a. ï¬rst-class car, while travelling with his wife in Texas, and both were compelled to take their seats in the smoking oer, greatly to their discomfort. So also, in 1882, Bishop Payne. of the some Church, while travelling in Florida, was subjected to the same indignity. The letter Bishop is past 70, and, rather than go in among the smokers, he walked twenty miles, carrying his baggage on his beck, in order to fulï¬l an appointment with his preachers. On Wednesday evening as Mr. W. J. White. Police Magistrate of St. Thomas, was leaving his ofï¬ce he slipped on a piece of ice and fell heavily, breaking his leg. This will probably conï¬ne him to the house for a. long time as be is well up in age 6 minus are that the day will be widely and honorably celebrated. A very interesting resolution has been some to in Germany. The Old Unatle Church at Wittenburg. on the door of which Luther nailed his im- mortal theses, has long been in ruins. By way of oalebrating the event it; is proposed to restore the church. There could hardly be a. more ï¬tting memorial. The approaching 400th anniversary of the birthday of the great: German le- former, Martin Luther, promises to be a. memorable day in history. All theiudi- †And now tell me what is promised to the wicked ‘2†“Eternal blister, ma’am,†was the prompt rep1y. The teacher pronounced it theologically correct, but peculiarly expressed. - “What is promised to the righteous ‘2" asked a. mild and amiable Sunday School teacher of a. small child at the far end of her class. “Eternal bliss,†quickly responded the child. " Quite right, my dear child,†said the mild and amicble‘ Revivaliet Bliss told a. Boaton congregm tion that Moody and Senkey received a. lively reception at Oxford. Six hundred undergraduates attempted to break up the ï¬rst meeting. They boisterouely applauded Sankey when he sang and Moody when he preached. On the second night they inter- rupted the service by rattling their canes. Moody went down among them, seized two of the principal disturbere, and declared he would throw them out if they did not keep quiet. This put an end to the young men’s and behavior. Canon \Vilberforce has been passion- ately defending himself Mi Plymouth against the two clergyman who presumed to call him heretical for 511)ng that any- thing created by God was a curse. Give him, he exclaimed, one drop of fermented wine made by God, and he would drink in on the spot. The canon‘s eloquence has caugzd 3,000 pars:an to join the blue rib- bon ranks within a week. The ancient church of Birdbrouk, Eng- land, contains a monumental flab bearing the (Xfmotdiumy record: “ Mxrlha Blew- ibf,of Swan Inn, at. Blaythorne End, in this pari-b. buried May 7th, 1861. She waa'the wife of nine husbands couscou- tively, but the ninth ouilivcd her.†debt.†The following excellent compendium of what a. house of worship should be is from an English paper: “ Free from all draughts, free from all delusions, free from all false @octrine, free to all men and free from all Rev. William Skoogland has commenced his labors as a. Sunday School Missionary of the Baptist Publication Society among his Swedish countrymen, of whom there are, it is said, in the States of Illinois, Iowa, Nebraska and Kansas, about 30,000. The Fresh) teries of the Southern Pres- byterian Church have been requestid by their Assembly to express their opinions respecting the prohibition. in the Gon~ fesslon of Faith‘. of the marriage of a man with his deceased wife's sister. We understand that Prof. Robertson Smith contemplates leaving Edinburgh shortly and takmg up his permanent resi dance in' Cambridge. It is not. probable that. he will be able to attend the meetings of the apgronching General Assembly.â€" Christian Leader. In reference to the appointment of a. parish minister at Mid-Calier, Scotland, a. correspondent points out that, although “ the stipend is none of the largest, some. thing over £150 and a. meme and glebe, there were over seventy candidmes." The venerable senior and presiding Bishop of the American Episcopal Church, Dr. Smith, may be said to have been a citizen under every President of the United States. He was 5 years old when General Washington fled. Recent dircuveries of very ancient copies of the Old Testament Seriptu‘resin Hebrew and Heme-Russian have been made at Yemen, in Arabia. T116.Supreme Court: of Pennsflvania has decided in a certain auiï¬ that a Catholic prieat cannot recover salary from his bishop, The Salvation Army is mid to have a bunk sale cf watchsa inscribed 1“ every hour for Jesus.†Rev. J. B, Hamilton, of Rhoda Island, has given alcohol a new name. He calls it: “ aqua martial," the water of death. Ill-Trentin a Colored nishoxyâ€"I11vcly Thins lor ï¬loody and Saukeyâ€"( lcrg'y- men and Liquorâ€" Luther‘s 400m Aunivcrsnryâ€"Tlle Salvation Army. £11110 Hindoos are said to have 330,000,000 go 9. PAS’I‘ORS AND PEOPLE. Death in n Lover’s Arms. WHOLE No.1,293 NO. 46. 0h sweetheart I miss you very much indeed ; I wish I could Keep you always with me. I hope you would not tire 'of your baby girl. Never mind we must hope that the future will grant our request darlingâ€"Your own loving Be sure and come Thursday, beloved pet. Your only true BABY. Enclosed in the above letter was an ornamented card with the words: Summer may change to winter, Flowers may fade and die, But 71 shall ever love thee My ONLY DARLING Longâ€"Your welcome let- ter received this mowing. Many thanks; for Begging ngr Bat-$531011 a. loving one. _ BABY. Darling, answer this "letter" before Sunday. I love you more than words can tell. If I could put my arms around your neck and kiss you I would feel much bettsr. You are very) good and kind to me. Oh, darling I elieve your Baby when she says you pat are more than all the world to her. Please come down Sunday on the Ten o’clock Boat " from New York ; for our Baby will be watching for her darling boy. 0 not disappoint her. Will you sweetheart ? Perhaps I can sleep easier now for I feel better since I wrote this note. Do not fail to come on the T-e»n o'clock boat Sunday. Your true BABY. The above letter enclosed several little chromos. A carnucopia. was inscribed “ My heart: is thine,†and a. lily bore the word " Affection.†My OWN Dunn's BENN!,â€"â€"I am luditing these lines at 11 o’clock p.m.; for Oh! Ben, love cunnot sleep. I am very sorry that I spoke in the man- ner I did to you this evening ; but, beloved, you will know I did not mean it. Ben, your Baby has cried until her eyes can hardly see to write. “ Forgive and forget," dearest darling. 011.1361), Ben I Good night, my only darling. Hope you will forgive your lease of 0. Baby. All my love and oceans of kisses. Your true and lovlzlg On January 12th I called unexpectedly, and found Miss McLean in company with Mr. Chisholm in the sittingroom; after- wards saw them whispering together in the drawing-room. I didn't say anything, but went down-stairs, and she came into the dining-room ; I took my coat and hat and wanted to go out; Miss McLean asked what was the trouble. “You are going away so early ;" I told her that if she kept a man boarding there more than a day and anight without letting me know, it was time for me to go; so I went home and wrote a letter asking for an explanation about the gentleman; she said she would leave her house and visit her aunt ; I then went home to bed and was sick for two weeks. The lady’s letters show her to have been agreat “spoon.†In the ï¬rst letter the words in italics were scored underneath once, those in small capitals twice: STAPLETOR, S. 1., Nov. 23rd, 1432. MY DARLING BENNY,â€"-I concluded to send you these few lines, so that you will have time to answer them before Sunday. That is if you can conveniently spare me †ONE LITTLE HALF HOUR" to-morrow evening. Hope I am not ask- ing too much. I am aware your time is FULLY occupied; neverâ€"theâ€"less I trust you will not miss the time you waste on the " little country girl." She will remember ALL your kindness, dear Ben. What a. glorious Light! and I have to stay in the house. While "wary one else " arc enjoying themselves. What is the use of being: "en;znged;" if your Intended cannot spare suflicient TIME to take you out; at least once or twicaawoek. It is 5 PER- FECT shame! but of course you do not care wether I enjoy'myself or not. I intend going to the City Saturday to do some shopping. Thank fortune it will be a LITTLE change. Be sure to come down Sunday on the “ Ten o'clock boat †from New York. " Baby " will be glad to see you. Although it is a long time until then, still send moalotter "ijtou have time " so that I will receive it Satm y. Do not disappoint me. Ido not want to see Mr. Flashnorâ€"I was only taming you the other day. Good night love. Be sure and come Sunday. Your loving BABY. GOOD PEOPLE BCARCII. My Own DARLING Barnâ€"I suppose you will be very much surprised at reeeiv ng a letter from " your bah †so soon ; but really dearest, I am so lonely t is evening without in darling Ben to pet mo ; that I could not sleep it did not send you a raw lines. (.'h sweetheart you do not realise how much I miss you. It seems net! I had not seen you {or over amonth ; & ("You, pet, only here last evening ") You can see how heavy the time passes, “ When my beloved darling is absent" from his Baby) ‘3 ° 9 * 9 ° ' Be sure and come down Thursday (“Thanks given ") on the Tâ€"eâ€"n (ten) o'clock boat, from New York Like it deer good precious sweetheart. Make up your mind, to remain until the Nine boat, from the Island like my. own ‘darling. Won't {on Benny dear do as your Baby requests; for oh want you so much. Hope you did not take cold last evening. Besure and take good care of yourself (" dearest Ben ") ; for you know good people are scarce ;" and what would your Baby do if anything should happen to “her Ben." Good night beloved. Send me a. letter before Thursday. Perhaps I will send you another scrawl to-morrow evening. With all my love; and thousands of kisses. From your own darling BABY. " Good bye " love BABY. ' The plaintiff stated that he met Miss McLean at Staten Island in June. 1882, at the house of amutual friend. They met six or seven times, and she invited him to her house. They were engaged in July, 1882, and plaintiff obtained her mother's consent at the request of his aflianced. Some twenty days afterwards he presented her with an engagement ring which cost him $120. Witness continuing. said. the ring Miss McLean selected was too large. and I got it altered; I got to the house with the ring about 7 o'clock on the 10th of August; Miss McLean said, when I gave her the ring, that we would be married soon, and she kissed meâ€"kissed me more than once; I could not tell how many times; from the 10th of August I visited her almost every day, and Miss McLean said we Were to be married in the month of November; she said in her own house that we had better be married soon, as her mother might die. which would disturb it ; I told her she had better wait a little while until she could ï¬nd out more about me ; she said that she had found out all that she wanted. POSTPONING THE MARRIAGE. Several dag s were ï¬xed for our marriage; the ï¬rst day was in November, 1882, but the exact day was not mentioned ; I was not married in the month of November because Mrs. McLean died in October, ‘1882 ; I proposed waiting a year, but Miss McLean would not consent to this, and ï¬xed May, 1883, adding that if I had done as she asked me to do we could have been married before her mother’s death, and it would have been bet-tor had we done so. A New York desputch 3215s: Socxety m New York has been excited over the suit of Bernard Herman Gusher Adam Bar- Wich against Miss Rebecca. McLean, the Staten Island heiress, to recover 810,000 damages for breach of promise of‘mer- tinge. The fair defendant appeared in court accompanied by a. lady friend, and exhibited great self-possession during the ordeal. Both parties move in the best society. Spoonu-st Love lmtler-‘s Yet on Record. A Rejected Lr verSuesfor $I0,000 amages. HOW A NEW YORK B “BEN†AND HIS “BABY.†While I can hedvé (sigh. .881} AFTER A QUARREL. HOME VEREE!‘ THE IART IX THE MEE TING iLLE TOLD HER LOVE Newman: 29, 1â€"82. DEC. 19. 1-82. Bum To worry about any Liver, Kidney or Urinary Trouble.eepeoia.lly Bright‘s Disease or Diabetes, as Hop Bitters never fails of a. 3113's where a. cure is possible. We know 15. A Kentucky belle, Miss Belle Mosely. has kept up the reputation of her sex for ï¬cklenees and inconsistency. She had two lovers, one named Hamby and one named Rosenberg. She agreed to run 011 with Hemby to get married. They did flee to Springï¬eld, Tenn., butthere the younglady changed her mind and telegraphed Rosen- berg to come for her. He went and came back with her, and they went to Hopkins- ville and were married. “ A variable and changeable creature is woman always. v “ 0h, Adolphus Edward. it’s too dreadful for anything." "Bad news from home ?" “ Worse, worse! Oh, what shall I do ‘2’? “ Tell you): own darling hubby.†“ It’s that awful Selina. Tarbox, she'sâ€"" “ She's what, my precious ?†“ She’s got a. bonnet trimmed exactly like mine ancl to-ngorrowzs Sundgy I" _ A Then the afflicted beuï¬tyï¬b'hfied her [we a her husband’s breast and triok'ed her pearly tears all over I: a $3 shirt. “ Dearest, sweetest, what is it? Are you sick ‘I What ails my precious pet?†and the young husband bent tenderly over the gracegul form ‘of his blushing bride. Some of the papers announce that He Royal Highness the Princess Louise and the Marquis of Lorne will reside, on their return from Canada. at Dornden, “ a place which they have purchased nesr Tunbridge Wells.†The Princess and Lord Lorne bought Dornden shortly after their mar- riage, and frequently resided there for several years ; but when they went to Canada they resolved to get rid oi the place, and after having been in the market for a. considerable period, it has lately been sold to 3 Liverpool merchant. Princess Louise and Lord Lorne will probably have the use of Roseneeth, the Duke of Argyll’s beautiful place on the Gareloch, se a country residence. They will go to Italy for the winter directly after their return from Canada. All rumors respecting Lord Lorne's successor at Ottawa. are speculative and prematureâ€"London World. “ Lord ennui-cu.†Interesting Narrative or Ills Life and Counsel-1p. A despateh from Montreal says: Dr. Henry Allen, known to fhe press as Lord Cantvre, tells the story uf his adventures, love and marriage in an interview. His family resided in Whitechurch, Somerset- shire, Es land, but he himself had been born in- taly, near Florence, and the ï¬rst, ten years of his life were passed there and in southern Germany. He was, however, educated in England, at Eton, and after- ward at Oxford. Leaving college, he studied medicine, became an M. D., and also took a degree in surgery. By this time he had reached the age of 22. The doctor, how- ever, did not practice medicine for a living. having devoted his time to other pursuits. He travelled a good deal, and in 1878 came out on a visit to this country, passin through Canada to the Paciï¬c coast, an spending a good deal of his time in Cali- fornia, Colorado and Mexico. He was decorated with the Victoria cross, showed several wounds, and said he was only six- teen miles from the Prince Imperial when the latter was killed. He had been at the Isandlwana, Ziobane, Kambula, Uluudi. These were during the Zulu campaign. and during the Boer campaign he was present at the siege of Pratoria, and in the Basuto war he was at the battles of Moiroisa Mountain, Masera and Thiotsl. He met his wife on board the Italy while coming to America as Dr. Henry Allen. He continues: " We became intimate, and struck up: a friendship that will outlast any amount of backbiting. I displayed an assiduity in my attention that some of the passengers thought ‘was premature, but no objections were raised by Miss Graham, under whose charge Miss Chafley was." On their arrival at New York he visited Miss Chafley three times a day, took the party to the theatre an d opera, and was made. welcome in every way. He put up at the Fifth Avenue Hotel, registering there as Surgeon Maj. Allen. In a few days Miss Chaffey left for home, and Allen took a short tour through the States, visiting Washington and the Falls. During this period he and Miss Chaï¬ey corresponded. In about a fortnight he arrived at Pertht where he knew Miss Chafley was visiting. her guardian, Judge Senkler. \He went to Hick’s hotel, where he registered himself as Dr. Henry Allen, and immediately sent his card and a note to Miss Chaiey. About 6, continued Dr. Allen, Judge Senkler called and, addressing himself to me, asked if I was Dr. Allen. I said I was, and he' replied that Miss Chafley had sent him up to bring me down to the house. Dr. Allen accordingly went to the house, and was well received by the Sank- ler family. Two days afterward he requested Judge Senkler’s permission to pay his addresses to his ward. Judge Senkler made use of the following words : ‘ †In this country young people settle such . things themselves. You have my ermis- sion,†and further encourage him with the homely advice, “ Go in ' and win." The name of Cantyre was a joke which commenced between ‘ himself and his wife, and ï¬nally leaked out, when he had to face it out. He said further, " I do not know what Miss Chafley (my wife) may have said to Judge Senkler to insure me such a. good reception, but at any rate shortly after that she began to call me Gastyre in fun, and when the others inquired how I could be Cantyre and Allen at the same time, we only 7 laughed, and put them 03. Miss Chafley (my wife) amused herself by writing cards on which she styled herself ‘ the Countess of Cantyre,‘ and penned invitations to unknown people beginning, ‘ The Countess of Cantyre requests the pleasure,’ etc. When she called me ‘Oantyre,’ Iusedto . call her ‘ my little Countess.’ Gradually these cards came to be seen, and some how or other I had not the moral cour. age to set them right, and it soon came to be understood that I was really Lord Cantyre. At this time I had never heard of the carnival at Montreal, and never supposed that the aflair would go outside the family or the village." The doctor contends that'his wife is true to him and that his letters to her are intercepted. He says that he has been oflered by Mr. Riehards’lawyer $2,000 and a ticket to any part of the United States he would like tO‘ go, but refused; and he also accuses one of his wife’s guardians with having speculated on his wife’s money. He is determined not to give up his wife without a struggle. Edwin Booth will return from Euiope in The Princess Louise and Lord Lorne. BABY. Remember your premises beloved; Write to- day, and tomorrow evening. BABY. ' After this defendant began to cool off, and to ‘aign herself " Rebecea." Then she took to “freehflelds and pastures new." and left her " Darling Benny †in the lax-ole!r Hence the present suit. 3 * 011 Ben I miss you, love, more and mono‘ The time seems endless during your absence) I only wish our separation, was ended. Then I could have‘you sweetheart all to myself. Be nut. and come down Thursday. Your baby will be watching "for her boy." Come' as early as possible darling. With 9.11 my love and thousands of Kisses. Your own and only your loving â€"- - MoLesn' Etaâ€"s?" ’ MY ONLI DARLING Lou Who‘d"! '03 NOT “MG; 19 a.not9_ dated December 11th. Min Vet Awful, Indeed. LOVERS PABTED. Uncle-s Fright.