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The Liberal, 25 May 1883, p. 7

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“In case I’ am recalled,” announced a young vocalist to a \Vestern audience, “I shall sing 'My Grandfather’s Clock.’ " She was not recalled. Five of the Havaul nine are already 1'0- Iwortcd “crippled.” (3:121 this he called bang- -up luck. 9 “I\lam1n_a,”asked a. little Episcopalian, “ it the liitr catechi m is a catechism ain’t the‘ smaller catcchism’ a kittenchism ‘7 ’ “History repeats itself ” is an oltl saying, but you can’t make a. boy believe it who has been called up at bCllCOl with his lessons uu- learned. \Viggins went in lyin and came out. lammed. If a bookbinder “ rips and tears " he should 3 “ bound over." “ Are you Owen Brown ?" asked a. Harlem man of a. gentleman he met yesterday. “ Yes, I am owin’ Brown, but what; business is it of yours if I am 3” “ l’m saddest when I sing,” lamented the poet, but if he could have sung for $5,000 a. night he would doubtless have been saddest when he couldn’c sing. When a poar fellow begins guing to the dogs, he is quickly hounded down. There are few things in the world more rasping than a file of unpaid bins. And now is the time to plant spring ad- vertisements, and the sooner they are planted the sooner they will ripen. There is no danger of their being hurt by the frost. A maiden at Vassar Was {1 tgrrible gassgr ‘ “There an: two things," remarked a shrewd old lady, “which, no matter how you look, the world will never dispute you on. One is putting your age up high, and the other is setting your capacity down low.” "w hiréisrtfong enbugh to choke us; ‘Vhilc from the bank. so soft and dunk. \Vhercon the moss grows rich and rank, Leaps forth the early croak cuss. A farmers’ journal recommends "' blanket- ing the bees in winter." A man should be careful which end of the bee he grasps when he goes to put a blanket on it, or he may “blank it ” considerably more than he bay- gaincd for. It is sad to hear a. religious socicfiy sing- ing “When 1 can read my title clear to mansions in the skies,” when you reflect upon the lamentable fact; that they have not got so far as to be able to read a clear title of their church mansion on earth. London Truth says that donkey is infinite- ]y better eating than beef or mutton. “ There are, however, a good many persons w ho could not eat donkey without exposing themselves to the charge of cannibalism,” says the Chicago Times. The first thought of a Chicagoan is always for himself. Did it ever occur to you, when you were groping around your room in the dark and struck your nose so violently against a half- open door that it jarred the whole houseâ€" did it ever occur to you at such a. moment: that the heat of the sun is sufficient to re- duce the Pacific Ocean to steam in twenty minutes ? The probabilities are that it dldn’t. The canestalks, from four to eight feet long, cut and stripped of their leaves, are brought to the mill. Then strewn on a broad belt, working on the principle of an endless chain, they are passed between three great rollers laid very close together and worked by steam. Thence the thin watery lluid, very sweet to the taste and yellowish in hue passes to a. succession of boiling-pans or round caldrons, where it is boiled down by slow degrees, until the crystalization point is reached, much the same as is done with the maple sap of our country. When the last boiling act is ended the product is a. mass of crystalized sugar, soaking in mo- lasses. To get rid of the molasses, the old plan, and the one still adopted on unim- proved Cuben estates, is to pour the mix- ture into hogsheads and let the syrup drain off for several weeks through the cracks. This produces the Muscovado sugar, an ar- ticle inferior in saccharine strength to the “centrifugal” product. To make the latter the sugar and molasses mixture is placed in ahuge perforated cylinder, which may be likened to a great sieve. The cylinder re- volves on an upright axis in another large cylindrical vessel. Whirled then with an enormous number of revolutions a minute, the liquid is thrown out, leaving the sugar crystals dry, and doing in a, few minutes, and far more effectively, the work of weeks by the Muscovado method. The crystals left behind vary in size from a wee speck to a small pea. This crude sugar has a burnt brown tint, and tastes much like the rock candy of the confectioner. The scum that rises during the various boilings, the refuse juice and fermented molas:es is treated ly distillation to make rum. Gentlemen should never fail to invcsti~ ante beneath the sweat bands of their new hats. These band are stitched m by girls, and it has come to be quite a. common thing for them to either write their name and address on the inside of the band, or to write it, sometimes including a little note, upon aslip of paper which is stitched in. It a. girl 15 of an aspiring nature she 11011015 only the most expensive hats with he1 name; but oftentimes the name of a don’t-care girl may be found in the plainest kind of a. felt glouch. It is authorativcly stated that sev- eral good matches have been cemented upon the basis of a hat-band note. Mr. C. Dunlfiam has been troubled with rats for some time. Mr. Dunham thought he would see if he could get his cat to kill a rat. He caught one and shut it in a barrel with a cat. The second day after he looked in, and the cat was sitting on one side of the barrel and the rat on the other. The next day, in the afternoon, the cat was sitting very contentedly with the rat perched upon her back, apparently enjoying himself.â€" .Hart/ord Courant. From flowers (nit, beyqnd compare, Risqodors whlch, so‘mph qnq rare. And always paraded her learning : Since IJOI‘ pa. lost hex- rocks Through a tumble of stocks, She studies the science 01' churning. A Word to the Wise is Sufficient. CURREEG CY. Hal: mg Sugar A Peaceful Cat. Artemus “lard is a worthy companion of Irving, Holmes, and Lowell, and nobly excels Mark Twain and Bret; Hart, in that his Wic is never impure, never immoral, never irreverent. His lecture on "The Mormons,” the London Times, quoted by Mr. Haweis, describe: as “ utterly free from offense, although the opportunities for offeneo are obviously numerous." The lec- urcr and contributor to Punch says of him‘ self: “I never stain my pages with even mild profanity. In the first: piece it is Wick- ed, and in the next it is not funny.” Strange that so many would-be wits lack wit to discern this truism 1 Another sentence of Artemus Ward in in itself an answer to a dozen Inger-3011 lecturers: “ ‘Are you upramchgr?’ says the royal dukc, slitel}: >sark£sticnlz -.. . 1.â€" ,.» " ‘No, Sir. But; I bleeve in Memein’ Homes. Show me a. place where there isn’t any Meetin' Houses and preachers is never seen, and I’ll show you a place where oid hats air stufied into broken winders, where the children are dirty and ragged, where gates have no hinges, where the Wimmin are slipshod, and Where maps of the devil’s wild land air painted upon men’s ahiri- busums with tobacco jooce! That’s what I'll show you. Let us consider what the preachers do for us before we aboose ’em.’ ” Artemus VVard’s private life was spotless, and his personality most en gaging. The writer resides near the birthplace at “later- ford, Me, of the boy, Charles Farrel" Browne. I find that the testimony of men who were his schoolmates accords with that published by intimate associates of his man- hood, to wit, that with all his inborn love of merriment and of adventure, he was ex- ceptionally pure-minded, considerate, and unselfish. He sought not to wield his Wit at cost of mother’s pain. lie was a devoted son. He would talk to his friends of his mother as other young men talk of a. sweet- heart. Mrs. Browne yet lives at \Vateriord, and Welcomes every visitor who comes to honor the memory of her son. Artemus Ward’s career was pathetically brief. Print- er’s boy in a. dozen New-England villages and cities, editor in Toledo and in Cleveland, lecturer and traveller over the land, at the age of 29 he was the most popular humorous speaker in America. He crossed the Atlantic, and his success in London seemed bound- less. But meantime he was rapidly wast- ing with consumption, and his face turned With his heart homeward and northernward. But as he was about emh xrking at South- mnption he diedâ€"Much 6th, ism-having not completed his thirty-first yearâ€"«The Rev. ’1‘. 0. Jerome, in the Chicago Advance, \‘Vind Force. ‘ Three years ago we were startled and ‘ horrified by the news that the Toy bridge hud fallen when a train was passing over it, l a nd the investigation which followed brought into prominent notice not only the very great diversity of opinion as to Wind-pressure, but the necessity that some definite result should be arrived at. It appeared from the examination of engineers of the hi hest repute that they had no exact knowle ge as to whether the extreme probable force of wind should be taken as 10 pounds can a. square foot, M20 or 40. It was admitted that pressures of 40 pounds had been regis- tered. but they were considered so excep- tional and restrictcd that it had been deem- ed unnecessary to make a full provision for them. But on Oct. 14, 1881, a. pressure 01 53 pounds was registered at Greenwich, almost at the very moment when 35 magnifi- cent trees in the immediate neighborhood were prastratcd; that particular gust of intense pressure was by no means restricted to an area of a few yards. Nor is this press- ure of 53 pounds the highest that has been recorded. During a gale at Liverpool in March, 1871, the pencil anemometer was driven far beyond the scale, and was esti- mated to have nmrked a. pressure of 90 pounds. It is impossible to say whether these are actunl pressures or not. Prof. Stokes. who speaks with very high authority, considers that the register of a pressure plate is 80 per cent. too high, a correction which would reduce these pressures to 30 and to 50 pounds on the square foot; but many observers and men of great practical experience (among others Mr. Osler and Mr. Symons) believe that the registered pressure is, by a balance of erroru, not very far from the truth.â€"Lo7zgman's Magazine. Henry Fish of Lee Centre, who has lately come from Lone Rock, Wis., says : ‘Andrew Hatter of Lune Rock went out on a. rocky part of his farm one day last; spring, and while looking around saw the head 01 a. rat- tlesnake protruding from a crevice in the rock. Taking in the general surroundings, he concluded chat it; must be a. regular den of rattlesnakes, so he Built a. pen about ten feet Equare and three feet high about the place and awaited iesults. The pen was watched, and with a. wire snare something like a fish snare seventy-nine snakes, vary- ing in length from 18 inches to 4;],- ieet, were, during the summer, landed in a barrel plac- ed inside the enclosure. Four of the largest were placed in the barrel on Decoration Day, and in November they were still alive. As they had been placed in the barrel as soon as they left their winter quarters, they had lived a whole year without anything to eat. As the snakes had not thawed out this spring, when Mr. Fish left, it was not known whether they were still alive or not.”â€"â€"Rome Sentinel. A mother said to 1161 eldest boy the other night u._t the supper table: “ Why, Franky, I never knew you to ask for _pres_erves‘a second time. Franky didn’t say much, but his little brother Tommy, who was innocent of the ways of bad boys, spoke up with a guileless smile on his pure little face and saidâ€" “That‘s because Franky lost the key he made to open’ the pantry. That’s why he never used to want much preserves at the supper table. He used to get all he wanted before supper, but now he can’t open the pantry.” ,.,, ‘1 .--. ‘ ‘ After Franky’s father had administered the proper corrective, and the stricken youth was left alone in the shed to repent. his crime, Tommy remarked to himself, as he sat down to study his lesson : “ I expect poor Franky is sorry he didn’t give me some of them preserves when I asked them from him. He will know better next time.” A Wisconsin Quake Btoty. Artemus Ward. A Good Little Boy. The Dominion is being well advertised at resent. Both the Fweral and Provincial ‘ovemmonts are sending special agents to Europe, whilst the Canada, Pzwific Railway authorities are working for their own interests wine the same end in view. Amongst the quieter agencies tending in the same direction may be noticvd the lacrosse team which has recently left Toronto, composed of a very respectable lot of young fellows, who will do credit not only to the national game but to our incipient nation as well. We notice too that a. Canadian paper has been started in London which will, no doubt, prove the means of communication to a certain extent between the British and lanadian public. The more thoroughly our advantages are known the more surely will emigration of a superior class be drawn to our shores. Our disadvantages are no greater than in mamy other lands, though of a. different kind. Such a cyclone as the one that durlng the past week devastated a part of the State of Mississippi is unknown in Canada, though it is of no unfrtqnent occur- rence over some of the Western Snates of the Union. What we in Ontario would more s eeislly care to see is a. number of tenant armors to take up some of our vacant homesteads. We hope that our Local Gov- ernment will see to it that special elforts with that end in view are speedily and thoroughly mode. A curiosity in vegetation has been shown our \Vatertown correspondent by Mr. Bon- jamin Marvin, of that town. It is a land- scape, or rather a clump of trees, with trunk and branches and twigs as clearly defined as though drawn with ink or photographed by the sun’s rays. The trees form a picture about four inches square, showing like the open leaf of a book, and tho same on the Opposite page. Mr. Marvin says it is a pretty good protraiture of the clump of trees which he felled, the picture appearing in the heart of the largest one. Perhaps it will he explained that this is a fungus growth, which starting near the bark, pushed its way nward and upward in the form shown. 1f 0, it was a persistent and ambitious bit of vegetation, bound to go ahead through very discouraging circumstances. â€"-- Waterbury (Conn) American. Miss Sue V. \Vingfield, daughter of Judge ngfield, of Bradford county. (lied recent- ly at; the residence of John A. He: ring, Esq, near Bridgewnter. She had been governess in Mr. Herring’s family, and after an illness of a. few days of rheumatism of the heart and lungs she passed away in the bloom of her young life. On leaving with the remains, Mr. Herring remarked that he would never see Miss Rebecca. Davis, who wasamember of his family, again, and gave instructions as to the uisposition of her body, should anything occur during his absence. On the Saturday following, Miss Davis was taken suddenly sick, from which she died. She had long been one of the family and was greatly esteemed by those who knew her. It was a strange presentiment with Mr. Herring that he should express himself so confidently that he would never see his relative again. When a Magololo suspects his wives he places a stone in a. jar of boiling water or oil and orders them to fetch it up with their bare arms. He then judges of their guilt by the amount of injury they sustain. \Vhen a woman is thus convicted he makes her confess who seduced her. In vain does the helpless creature protest tnat she is in- nocent. Notwithstanding tint her arm is severely melded, she is subjected to the most cruel torture by a kind of thumb screw, (mban‘ii’ofi which is applied to her head. A small tree is partly divided along the middle, the skull of the poor woman is inserted as if it were a wedge for splitting the tree still further. Great pressure is exerted by forc- ing the halves of the tree together with the aid of pulleys.â€"â€"Africana; or, the Heart 0/ Africaâ€" the Rev. Dufl Ilacdonald. “You are a coquette,” said a young' man to a Madison avenue young lady. “I plead jilty,” was her response. Mr. J. R. Seymour, Druggist, St. Oath arines, Wlites that; hefluds an ever- increasing sale for Burdock Blood Bitters and adds that he can, without hesitancy, recommend it. Burdock Blood Bit'era is the grand specific for all diseases of the Blood, Liver and kindeys. (18) If you ask a bald-headed man how he would prefer to be upholstered, he‘ll likely ~enfpg‘esxsfa. desirz for Ind-ham“ on the top of hii head. A Picture in the Heart. of An Oak. Rheumatism, euralq‘ia, Sciatica, Lumbago, Backache, Headac e, Tbothache, Sore Throat, Swellin gs: SprainIJh-nllel, Burns, Scaldl, Iron. Hes. Elgar-:3 AND ALL OTHER BODILY? PAIRS AND ACRES. Sold by Druggm- sud Dealers ever when. “my Genus bottle. Directlonl in 11 angungeu. THE CHARLES A. VOGELER C0. Bum-wt: to A. VWIBR a 00.) Baltimore. IN" I}. S. A. Lacrosse as an Advertisement. E'ORPAIN A servant girl fell on abracket, Her skull, she did nearly crack it, St. Jacobs Oil applying, Saved her from dyingâ€"â€" It proved to be “ just the racket." A steamboat czptain from Goshen, Was hurt by a boiler explosion; 0n the pains in hls hip, St. Jacobs Oil got the grip, He calls it the all-healing lotion. A Vn‘glnmn'a Prosontiment. Jealousy in Africa. “ A. P.”124â€" A watch, like-faith, is comparatively worthless without works. CatalrrhrvA New Treatment whereby a Permanent Cure is effected in from one to three applications. Particulars and treatise free on receipt of stamp. A. H. Dixon & Son. 305 King-Sb. \Vest, Toronto, Canada. A true aunt does not like her favorite nephew to be a truanb. There in only one way by which any dil- eue can be cured. and that in by removing (becauseâ€"wherever it my be. The great nedlenl anti-oral” of the day declare that nearly every dined-e in caused by deranged kidney: or liver. To restore Ihese therefore in the only way by which health can be se- cured. lore in where WABNBB’B SAFE CURB In nehieved in great reputation. It act: directly upon the kidney! and liver and by the- in I healthy condition drivel “C pain, greg- the Iygtpm. Ion-onto, 013., Water, n.1, hndofi, m ‘Vhat the Rev. E. B. Stevenson, B. A., a clergyman of the London Conference of the M ethodis L church of Canada, has to say in re- gard to A. H. Dixon and Son’s new Treatment for Uatarx‘h. DEAR S1115, ~Y0111‘s of the 13th instant to hand. It seems almost too good that I am cured of catarrh butl know that 1 am. I have had no return of the dlsease and never felt. bet- ter in my life. I have tried so many things for catarrh suffered so much and for so many veurs, that it is hard for me to real1/ethat I 11111 1e_a.11y hpttex‘. ‘ FOR THE KIDNEYS, LIVER AND URINARY .ORGANS THE BEST BLOOD PURIFIER. OAKLAXD, Ont, Canada March 17, 1883. Messrs. A. II. l)1xon 65 S911, drivel M In! pain from the Iyltcm. For .11 “my. Live: ad Urinarytronbles; tor the an Men “women; for filth. all ml trouble. generally. great In no equal. Ilc\7ure of Impala". lint-“om and roucocuonn ml to to jut .- good. For him uk for WABhEB'B BAIT; DIABETES CURB: For Isle by m dellorl. ,, .. -. I consi er that, mine was a. very bad case ; it was aggravated and chronic, involving the throat as well as the nasal passages, and I thought I would require the three treatments but: feel fully cured by the two sent me and I 2.111 thankful that I was ever induced to send 0 you. You are at. liberty to use this letter staying that I have been cured at two treatments. and I shall gladly recommend your remedy to some of my friends. who are sufferers. Yours with many thanks REV. E. B. STvaxsox. There may not be much music in a horse, but be generally knows when he strikes the keen-oat. Tim: GOVERNOR GENER ALSlUP.-l\[uny press comments have been made in reference to the rumor that Sir John Macdonald was likely to be elevated to this important position. Dr. Scott Putnam, the inventor of that great corn cure, Putnam’s Painless Corn Extractor, is hereby placed in nomination for the position. His record is the highest that can be claimed, for by his Corn Extractor he has ministered to the relief of human sufferinv. Putnam's Corn Extractor is sure, safe. and painless. N. C. P015011 8: 00., hingston, Prop‘s. From the way in which the bruzsers stick to their business, it is evident that this is the muscle-age. Mr. E. Pressy, of Walsingham, writes : Last J une my daughter was taken bad with rheumatism, and could not turn in bed or help herself for two weeks. Joints of her hands and limbs were getting drawn out of shape. Five 25 cent bottles of Rheumatic Repellant cured her, so she is strong, rug- ged, and more fleshy than ever she WIS. Rheumatic Repellant is prepared by W. A. McCollom, Druggist, Tilsonburg, and sup- plied by druggists generally. Copy of a. letter received from Dr. R. R. Maitland Coffin, F.R.C.P., &c. To B. SUTHERLAND, Esq. Having taken Suther- land’s “Rheumatinc ” myself, I can bear testimony thatit Will prove a boon to per- sons who sufler from rheumatism R. MAITLAND COFFIN. RR 0.1’., &c. Barton Court, S.VV., May 17, 185?. Every Person to be a Real Success. In this life must have a. specialty; that is, must; concentrate the abilities of body and mind on some one pursuit. Burdock Blood Bitters has its specialty as a complete and radical cure of dyspepsia, liver and kidney complaints, and all impurities of the blood. (14) The musxc of the rooster is not; composed of crow-bars. Any raw recruit can write preparing an essay on Check. Flush timeâ€"when the young man pro- poses. Important. When on visit or leave New York City, save Baggage ‘xpressnge and Carr ~e Hire, and stop at GRAND UNION HOTEL, u osite Grand Central Dep on. 450 elegant "3U "' titted up at a cost of one million dollars, :educed to $1 and. upwards per day. European plan. Elevator. Restaurant supplied With the best. Horse cars, stages and elevated railroads to allde- pots. Families can live better for less money at the Grand Union Hotel than at any other first-class hotel in the city. The lady of the houseâ€"the (21%!) of Ash- antee. “G: was it Out." The above is an old saw as savage as it is senseless. You can’t “grunt out” dyspepsia nor liver complaint, nor nervousness if they once got a good hold. They don’t remove themselves in that way. The taking a. few doses of Burdock Biood Bitters is better than “gruntingit out.” What we can cure let’s not endure. (15) The mosquito as a public singer draws well, but never gives satisfaction. Burdock Blood Bitters Cures scrofula, erysipelas, $11 1-, rheum, piles and all humors of the blood. Cures dyspep- sia, liver complaint biliousness, constipation, dropsy, kidney complaints, headache, ner. vouaness, fema'e weakness and general debility, when used in time. (16) H. H. WARNER 8:. CO» about facc by '1 RORS, and Picture Findmgs generally. he "trade supp New list on application. MATTHEWS BROS. 8?. CO. Toronto. HE WILLIAMS EVAPORATOR. â€"FOR the} preacpvgtiqn pffgll kinds of? f} jxlts_a11d ' l ' t5}: preseriimtionrnfr ill kinfidisrgfi fruits ahd vegetables. S. E. & J. M. SPROUT, Hamilton. Canada. Send for circular. 1‘ Virginia Farms, rcrheanr. 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ONE TO THREE BOTTLES will rogu- late all derangements of the Kid- neys, curing urinary difficulties, prostration, Gravel, Diabetes, etc. ONE TO FOUR BOTTLES will rein- vigorate the entire system, curing nervous and general dehility, Female weakness and all its attendant miseries. PRICE ONE DOLLAR. SOLD BY

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