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Where Marriage is a:Cxime.-â€"Lovc’s Way Everywh ere ~Fert uncs for Two. â€"Cmt-Chat, Where Marriage is a Crime. Rev. George Hcpworth, in a nexvsyaper article descriptive of New York “fashion- able ” society, says of a certain large class : They have money, but that is only another way of saying that they can afford to do their worst uurl p ocurc par iul means oi concealment. Their peculiarities are chief- ly developed in secret and aftcrdark. They dare not tell the half they know about their neighbors, nor listen to half what they know about them. Their gospel is the gos- pel oprer cents, and beyond a. large in- come and unchecked passion lies the terra incognito of morality, which they have no desire to explore. Their time is spent in a, round of pleasures, suggested lxy painful ennui. Intrigues of the most compromising character are not infrequent, and the air is ’ ‘ ‘ '4 1 I L ESPECiALLY FOR LADIES. uuaLu-unm u... ”V "W, at times made foul with scandals which point to the hopeless wreck of domestic happiness Now the wonder of this whole matter is that pure young girls can be fas- cinated by a manâ€"J use the misnomer in the way of politenessâ€"who ought never to throw a shadow on their path A marriage- able girl who feels herself to be in the mar- ketis not in the slightest degree shocked be- cause her lover dare not tell her where he goes when he leaves her ;on the other hand, his known impurity seems to be an added charm in her sight. She has not been taught to set any high value on virtue, neither does she regard it as indispensable in a husband. She excuses the inexcusable and ignores the prime condition of happiness. So she can have money, she ceases to ask questions. It is better so, perhaps, because it she were at all curious she would never marry. Old- maidism is the purgatory of social life ; and so, rather than live in purgatory, she moves into a palatial residence in the nameless re- gion beyond. ‘Who does not know that in the set to which she belongs simple honor and fidelity are regarded as “slow,” and that the appetite for excitement is so quick- ened by the condiments of vice that excite- ment is tasteless and insipid unless it is high- ly seasoned with immorality. Nay, the whole community, for that matter, is wal- lowing in the pit. In dramatic representa- tions, for example,Shakspeare is2adored with a sham adoration, but never listened to with even tolerable patience. In the rival- ry between Shakespeare and a. semi-lewd play, the bird of Avon is voted out of the boss 2. The sensational drama in which the heroine totters in the first act on the dizzy edge of a vicious precipice and in the last act falls into the fathomless depths of do- mestic infidelity, rouses us to the highest pitch of enthusiasm. Nothing pays so Well in a play as disguised indecency ; and if the disguise be very thin, we do not allow our scruples to mar our enjoyment. Good read- ing, also, has suffered a characteristic “sea change.” In order 10 be really interesting, a. novel must have a sulphurous plot, one the h: roine or hero of which has a reputation which ought to bring a blush to the check of the reader, but which nenerally fails in the accunplishment of that end. we use the word "French ” to express, not the na- tionality of a book, but its characterâ€"that Tr._.__n_ A correspomlent says: “ Matainoms is at present excited over the elopement of Limit. Col. Enlers, of the 4th infantry, eta.- tioned in lchin. city. He is a. dashing mid- dle-aged offices, born in Mexico, but of Ger- man pare itaqe. He is of good presence, plays the guitar, and sings Spanish love songs with a. rich luritenc voice. Directly 0p- posite the officer's quarters, at Happy Jock’s place, on Cello do Bravo. lives or rather lived, Suiorita Befigia. Cirzumnya. a tall, pale, but rather pretty girl. of poor but; very respects; -lc parentage. The colonel had sung many love songs and exchanged many burning: glances with his pretty neighbor, and a flirtation ripened into love and an elopement- was planned. A few evenings ago a carriage (lrew up in front of a house about half a. block below the residence of the pair, and, to lull suspicion, the gallant colonel got his guitar and sat on his balcony singing. Under the cover of this diversion, the young lady slipped out of the house and into the covered hack. As soon as her re- vreat was effected the colonel closed his serenade, with which he had charmed the old folks into oblivion, slipped down the back way and also enterel the hack, which drove away, and soon the happy pair were in safety in Brownsville, on this side of the rivernvhere the law or angry relatives could not. reach them. \ _____ _, e. “WW 7, , ,7 V 2i life of shame. This Moloch worship which demands that mammas shall turn their daughters into the open fiery and consuming arms of an unholy marriage, is far more revalcnt than We think. Young girls are drilled into the belief that an elegant man- sion one. comer lot in a. matrimonial inferno is preferable L0 an honest snuggcry on a side street in the matrimonial, ha even. Money must be had at any cost, and since the only incl-chantable articlein her possession is her» self, the young girl gets the largest price the market oilers, and runs the risk with the man who pays it. I u. e the word risk, but that implies a chance of happiness, and the chance is so small that I may as well be a. little more exact, and say that; she gets the largest price, endures the new relatiom ship for awhile, and then either seeks her own pleasure in her own way, or applies to a, diver ".- couit for relief. A blasted life with fashionable society, or alimony as a la’ * resort, is the history of scores. us, its bad character. James m Howells may be found on the sitting room table, sham 1cprescntatives of the. style of writing we . , L _£ must enjoy; but Zola, ailwnys kfpt out of sight, has thumb~marks which Show that it is the source of oft~repeated pleasure ;. The most salable books are made up of the pi- xiuaucy of broke}; \‘0\.\ s and tue delights of \q x , ,,__ _..L1..L Mr. Bell, the telephone man, is worth $6,000.000, and he has the most elegant re- sidence in \Vashington. A man told me re- cently that his wife is very beautiful, and that she is deaf and dumb. Bell became in- fatuated with her beauty and married her. In experimenting with an audiphoue, that she might be able to hear, he discovered the She Made FortuneS for Two. Love's Way Everywhere. principle of the telephone. In this way his wife indirectly made his fortune. Her hus- band’s fortune is not the only one Mrs. Bell has made. Andrews the portrait paintâ€" er of \Vashiugtou, owes his start to the pic» ture of her face. Before this he had Leon unknown. He came here from Cincinnati, and had but little to do. Mrs. Bell gave him a. sitting, and he had the luck to catch one of her most beautiful expressions. The picture was shown at Corcoran’s gallery,and crowds went to see it. After this the un- known artist was unknown no longer. Or- ders poured in, and he has nbw made enough to build him a. fine house. and he is the portrait painter of the capital. GRIT-CHAT. A11 red-faced women are not regidcnts of Flushing. Some people are like a. wellwlse-l rock- ing-chair ; they are always on the 9:0, but nevex get ahead. Ther'es a. difference between the afihbility of a young girl and the taffybility of an ex- perienced flirt. - Most women tremble at the discharge of a. gun, and yet they are perfectly familiar with powder puffs. Dressmakers ought to make good railroad conductors, they are accustomed to making up long trains. i‘Vhen an elderly maiden lady adorns her- self with false hair, fa.‘.se teeth, paint. poa- dcr, etc., she is “making up” for lost time. “ O dear : I’m so tired. I finished clean- ing house yesterday. What! you haven’t begun yet?” This she says to all her neiéh- bors, just to make them reel miserable. “ O dear! you’ve driven that; hairpin way into my heady “ acreamed a. lady customer to the ymilliner, who was fastening a. bonnet; on her head. “Sor1y,mum,” replied the woman, “ accidents will hairpin.” A fond and proud parent is showing a work of are by his daughter to the delighted company. “ This crayon drawing,” he says, “ represents the interior of a. railroad tunnel, through you will perceive a train is passing slowly.” “Exquisite ! Very fine in- deed !” says one of the company, " but what makes you say that the train is pass- ing through it slowly ?” “ 13 cause, sir,” says the father acutely, “ if it had been running rapidly it would have been out the tunnel long ago ; don’t you see ‘3” ‘ “You say your Wife is trying to get a. divorce ‘3” said the lawyer. “ Yaw,” an- swurcd Hans Spreekendentson. “ Yah,d0t is so.” “ And. now you want to sue Jacob Schneider for dmnages for alienating her af- fections ‘3” “ Yaw.” “ Was she a good wife ‘3” “No, she vas a bad womans,” “Did you love her very much ‘2" “ No, I’m petter midout her.” “ \Vell, if she was a. bad wo- man, and you are better without her, you are not much damaged if Jazob Schneider takes her otf yeur hands.” “Yah, it; looks like dot, ain’t: it. Mebbe its petter I don’d say nuttings aboud it. But, by shiminies, 1 pitties dot Yacob Schneider.” In W'ashington : “ \Vhat does the figure on the capitol represent?” “leerty.” “Fe- male figure. is it not?” “Yes." “Very pretty ; but what kind of a woman is this symbol of liberty and independence suppos- ed to be .9” “ A servant girl, I believe.“ A man has invented a chair that can be adjusted to eight hundred ditferent positions. and. yet a man who suspected that his wife was going to ask him about where he was the night before couldn’t get into a position in that chair which seemed comfortable. The latest mathematical question runs as follows : Two’ girls met-three other girls and all kissed. How many kisses were exchang- ed? In the hurry and bustle of newspaper life we haven’t time to make the computa- tionâ€"we only remark that the whole busi- ness was a. melancholy waste. A lady never feels more like going home and raising a. row in the family than when she adjusts her garments as she is about to pass a. clothing store where she sees fifteen or twenty men standing around the window, and finds out after she has passed them that they Were’“ dummies.” ' One of the Turgeneff‘s latest tales has a. shrewd touch of humor. He recounts how (liafar, the renowned Vizier of Haroun Alra- scllid, whileyet young and undistinguished, rescued a mysterious old man from assassins and afterward visited this old man at his request. The old man took Giafar by the hand and led him into a garden inclosed by high walls, in the midst of which grew a. strange tree, in semblance like a cypress, only its leaves were of an azure hue. Upon this tree hung three apples) one of longish shape, and white as milk; the second round and red; the third little, shriveled and yellow. “Youth” said the old man, “pluck and eat one of these apples. Of thou eatest the white, thou wilt be the wisest of men; if the red, thou wilt be the richest; if the yellow. thou wilt be singularly acceptable to all old women. But make speed; the charm loses its virtue within an hour.” Giafar ruminated with much perplexity, “If I know everything,” thought he, “I shall know more than is good for me; if'l become too rich other men will envy me. I will eat the yellow apple.” And he did so. The old man laughed with his toothless. mouth,zmd exclaimed: “Good youth! in sooth thou hast chosen the better part. What need hast then of the white apple? thou art already wiser than Solomon. Nor needest thou the red apple, either; thou wilt be rich enough without it, and none will envy thee.” “Venerable sage," responded Giafar, “deign to indicate to me the dwelling of the august mother of the Commander 'of the Faithful.” The old man bowed to the ground and showed the way. And Giafar is the greatest subject in Bagdad. Willie has a four year old sister, Mary, who complained to mamnu that her button snoes were hurting her. “Why, Mattie, you’ re put them on the wrong feet. ” Puzzled and ready to cry, she made anl swer: “W hat’lll do, mamma? They re al the feet I’ve got.” W'hile a New York Wszm was passing a. quarry a. blast was fired. When she revived after being struck with a stone weighiugfifty pounds the first words she uttered were : “Good laws! how glad I am that I did’nt have on my new bonnet; !” The Story of the Three Apples. OO<<Q'>°OI '“ Well, boys," said the Old Settler, ” spring‘s With us ’cordin’ to the almanick, but natur don’t seem to be in much of a. hurry to git her new frock on, does she? They ‘rcll me cz they’s still two feet 0’ snow back in the woods, and that the b‘ars hm’b commenced to trapse ’i‘ouml with their cubs yit. The way it. looks 120w, ‘5)out all the brook trout we’ll git ’fore the first 0’ June ’11 be suckers. \Vell, suckers is jist (-2 good a fish ez swim“, if they're only left to sw1m. When you come tn ketchin’ an’ eatin’wf ’em you spile ’em. Whenever I see a. man oz kin spend his time a. fishin’ fur suckers 1 uilers thinks to myself, ‘ There’s a fast- class mule driver spilt.’ ” ' “\Vell, Major,” said the Sheriff, who had been sucker fishing nearly all day, “ I think fishing for suckers ain’t: any worse than bobbin’ for eels, and every one knows that if there is one thing you like better than another it’s bobbin’ for eels.” “ Right you are ! He’s a. ganewine hunt- er, he is. au’ don’t wait. fur his victuals to come a floatm’ ’long inter his mouth. Take a. nice cod night, when they ain’t no moon, but when they’s plenty stars am looking down at you from the sky an" a. blinkin’ at you from the water. “ An’ you git in yer boat an’ row out on the river, or out on the pond, an’ every chug 0’ the oar-lock stirs up an echo over giust the hills, an’ ev’ry swish o’ the oar blade breaks the water into little waves 92 turns white, ’z it they war kinder skeert o’ bein’ rustled ’rouud like that. An’ bime by you git to the place where you’re goin’ to anchor, cause you know they’s eels thar, jest a layin’ low for suthin’ new to pounce on. An’ you anchor an‘ sink yer bob, big $z yer fist, an’ in less‘n the Wiggle of a. tad- pole dip comes Mr. Eel’s teeth inter the bob. They ain‘t no mistakin’ it. He telegraphs it to you up the stick ez proper ez kin be, an’ you feel it go clear to yer shoulder, and distribit itself from your topknot to your toes. Then you begin ter raise him. You handle him as gentle ez if he was yer sweet heart. Steady an’ slow ! Steady l Thar you have him to the top 0’ the water ! Now’s yer time to lose him if you don’t look sharp ! You rest a second, then zip ! an’ thar you have him in the boat, not a lay- in’ like a stick, but a. slashin’ an’ fightin‘ 02 if he know’d what a dum fool he’d beu a makin’ 0’ hisself, au’ wanted you to know, b’eosh, that he know’d it. " You larn suthin’a bobbin’ for eels, boys. The way he sticks to the bob larns youâ€" when you get a good thing, hold omer it ; an’the way he fights arter he gits him in the boat larns you, b‘gosh, to never give up when you are down, an’ to never die till you have to. So don’t come a. talkin’ to me about sucker fishin’ bein’ a sport like bob~ bin’ fur eels, Sherifl', ’cause I won’t have it, b’gosht ’lmighty.”â€"New York Sun. â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"MO~>»â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€" An Extraordinary Career. Baron Ward, the famed Yorkshire groom, who played so prominent a part at the Court of Parma, has died at Vienna. The history of this extraordinary man is full of remark- able events. He lett Yorkshire as a. boy in the pay of Prince Lichtenstein, of Hungary, and after a four years’ successful career on the turf at Vienna. as a jockey, became em~ ploysd by the then reigning Duke of Lucca. He as at Lucca promoted from the stable to be valet to his royal highncss, This service he performed up to 1846. About that time he was madeMastcr ot the Horse to the Ducal Court. Eventually he became Minister of the Household and Minister of Finance,which office he held when the Duke abdicated in 1848. At this period he became an active agent in Austria during the revolution. As Austria. triumphed he returned to I’arma as Prime Minister. and negotiated the abdi- cation of Charles 11., and placed the youth- ful Charles III. on the throne, who, it will be remembered. was assassinated before his own palace in 1854. It should be observed that as soon as Charles III. came to the -hrone the then Baron Ward was sent to Germany by his patron as Minister of Pleni- potentiary to represent Parma. at the Court of Vienna. This post he held. up to the time of his royal patron’s tragical end. When the Duchess Regent assumed State authori- ty \Vard retired from public life, and took to agricultural pursuits in the Austrian dominions. \Vithoutanycducatioualfounda- tion he contrived to write and speak Ger- man, Frenchand Italian, and conducted the affairs of state with considerable cleverness, if not with remarkable straightforwurdness. Baron \Vard was married to a. humble person of Vienna and left four children. Perhaps no man of modern times passed a. mcre varied and romantic life than Ward, the groom, statesman and friend of sovereigns. From the stable he ro;c to the highest oiiices of a little kingdom, at a period of great European political interest, and died in re- tirement, pursuing the rustic occupation of a farmer, carrying with him to the grave many cuiious State secretesâ€"London (Eng- land) Sportsman. Another Narrow Escape. Some time since the papers published a thrilling story of the narrow escape of Capt. Worth, ofthe Brooklyn police Iorce, from being shot by a thief. The man who was alleged to have made the attempt was ar- rested, and his pistol taken from him and sent to the property clerk at Police Head- quarters. I was at headquarters a few days ago, when an old lady, who claimed to be the mother of the owner of the pistol, called to get her son’s dangerous weapon. ‘ ‘ \Vhat do you want with a. pistol !" asked the property clerk. “It’s useful ’round the house.” “ What for 7” “ Why y, I have used it for many years for driving tacks. It’ s rusty and won t go off, and makes a capital hammer.” When the wéapon was produced the wo- man’s statemen was found to be correct. It would have gone to pieces before it would discharge a ball.â€"Ncw Y ark Star. A lightning-rod man in St. Paul, From a house had a serious fall, Though battered and bruised, He said When he used Sb. Jacobs Oilâ€"“it simply beats all.” A bock agent named Joe Smyrk, \Vas put out and hurt by a. jerk, He says as a. cure, St. Jacobs Oil is sure, At all times to get in its work. The Lesson the] Eel Teach es. l“<¢‘>>”‘ From the Asylum to the Bosom of His Home~fiow it was Done. A prominent minister residing in Vermont made the following statement,whic‘n is here- with reprinted entire: To {/12 Editor of the IIeralvl: I have always shrunk from appearing prominently before the public, but a sense of the duty I owe humanity and the world prompts me to ask this oppor tunity for mak in r a. brief statement in your paper. \Vhether it be true with others I cannot say, but during my entire life I have fre- quently been conscious that something was slowly and silently working to undermine my health and life. \Vhat it was I could not tell, but that some enemy of my being was devouring me within I was certain. At times I would seem comparatively well and then I would be attacked with the most distressing symptoms. I would feel pecu- liar pains in various parts of my body, my head would seem heavy ; my respiration la- bored ; my appetite would be ravenous one day and I would loathe food the day follow- ing. Then again Iwould lose all interest in life; would feel weary without exertion; would become sleepy at mid-day and rest- less at night. Occasionally my breathing would be labored and my heart almost mo- tionless, while at other times it would pal- pitate violently. I thought these troubles were the result of malaria, and I treated them accordingly, but I got no better. Shortly afterward my stomach became de- ranged, my food failed to digest, and the fluids ] passed were of a peculiar odor and color. And yet I did not. realize that these things meant anything serious. Finally I consulted a. number of eminent physicians, each one of whom took a different view as to the cause of my troubles. One said I was suffering from brain disease; another spinal difficulty; others heart affection, kidney dis- ease, etc. My symptoms were terrible, and in the hope of relief I was cauterised, cup- Eed, blistered and subjected to almost every nown form of treatment. During one of these attacks while at Red Bank, N. J., a physician was called, and left a prescription. After he had gone, I requested a. friend to go and ask him what he thought ofniy trouble. The reply was: “ Oh. he will be all right in a few (lay; it is only an attack of delirium tremens.” He was at once informed that this was impossible, as I had never used any kind of intoxicating drinks, whereupon he returned, made inquiries, and changed his prescription. But all the care of my friends and physicians availed nothing. I grew worse constantly, and what is more ter- rible to think of, I did not know what ailed me, nor could I find any one who did. During the summer and fall of last year my pulse ranged from 120 to 130 per min- ute; I had no relish for food, and was in- deed a most pitiahle object. I continued in this state until last December, when I be- came unconcious and lost my reason,though I had two physicians in whom myself and friends placed implicit confidence. In this condition I was taken to Brattleboro, Vt., for the purpose of being placed in the in- sane asylum. I remained there until last April, being attended all the while by my faithful. wife- who never left me and believ- ed that some disease and not insanity was the cause of all my trouble. I regained consciousness in March last and insisted up- on being taken home. The physicians ad- vised that I remain, but I insisted upon leav- ing, and we began the journey, travelling slowly. I was met at the dock by a. friend whom I recognized and then I became again unconcious and remained so for over a. week. When I once more recognized my friend and knew my surroundings 1 determined to try, as a last resort, at treatment of which I had heard much but knew nothing. Neither my- self nor friends had much faith that it or anything could help me, but we resolved to try. We accordingly dismissed the phy- sicians, gave up all other remedies, and I re- joy to say that with the blessing of Him who guided us, I am to-day a well man; having not been so vigorous for many years, and I owe it all to the wonderful. almost miracu‘ lens, power of Warner's Safe Cure, the rem- edy which I used. You can well imagine how gratefull must feel under the circumstances, and, like a new. convert, I earnestly desire that all who are suffering should know and avail themselves of this means of recovery. Had it not been for the remedy above named I should doubt- less now be within the walls of an asylum or in my grave. The great trouble with my case was that no one seemed to know what I was afflicted with, and I am positive that thousands of people in America. today are in the same or a similar condition, and do not know its cause. Kidney troubles are the most deceptive of all diseases. They have no symptoms of their own, but often show the symptoms of nearly every known com- plaint. I know that people are dying every day from supposed consumption, apoplexy, heart disease, spiral complaint, and many other diseases, when, could the real cause be known, it would be found to originate in the kidneys. In their advanced stages kid- ney troubles are the most terrible of all known maladies, as my own experience can fully verify. That I had Bright’s disease of the kidneys there can be no doubt. That the symptoms were those of many other dis- eases is equally certain, and that I was doomed to aterrihle death had I not been saved as I was, I am positive. The follow- ing letters just received will confirm this: VERMONT ASYLUM FOR THE IstNE, BRATTLEBORO, VERMONT, Oct. 30, 1882. Rev E. J). [Ion/sins: DEAR Sm: Yours of the 21st inst. re- ceived. We congratulate you not only upon the continuance of your health, but also upon its apparent continual improvement. Few persons, I think, have passed through so ex- hausting an experience as you and rallied from it, Certainly I cannot recall one who came to us in so critical, and for (lays and even weeks in so hopeless, a. state for amend- ment as you, and who survived and recover- ed from it; for, I think, you may now con- sider yourself recovered and no longer on the convalescent list. Hoping for the contin- uance of your-present health, with the best wi:hcs from all here. J.’ DR APER. OCEANIC, N. J., Nov. 2, 1882. MY DEAR FRIEND: Replying to your lettex I would say y, I have been acquainted with my highly valued friend, the Rev. E. D. Hopkins about’eighteen months, and A MINISTER‘S IS 1 am, yours tru_ly,_ APE. very intimately acquainted for about six months past. For a little more than five months he was an inmate of my home, and we enjoyed constant intemourse with each other. ‘Vhen he came in April last he was almost a perfect wreck in point of health. I thought he had come to us but to (lie. Soon afterwards he began the use of some of H. H. ‘Varner 431 Cafe remedies, namely: the Safe Cure, Safe Nex‘vine and Safe Pills. From almost the time he began their use his improvement was very marked and wonder- ful, and when he left ua. after having taken some two dozen bottlvs, he was like a new man. The cha. -ge was” the most remarkable I ever w‘essed. o ; SAMUEL MILLER, (Pastor of the Presbylenan Church.) In View, therefore, of these facts and with hope that all who read this mew take time- ly warning, I make this open statemen freely and for the good of my fellow men. bincerelv, C(Rev.) E. D. HOPKINS. East Richfo'rd, VL, Nov. 7, 1882. 'â€"â€"â€"â€"-‘904‘.'thâ€"â€"â€"â€"-â€"â€"- What's the weight of afcouniry prcss which is stopped to an ounce? Why Be Downcast? True, you may be in a miserable c01- ditionâ€"you may be weak, pallid, and ner- vous. You cannot sleep at night, ncr enjoy your waking hours; yet, why lose heart? .Get a bottle of Burdock Blood Bitters. It will restore you to health and peace ofmind. (23) Copy of a letter receivei from Dr. R. Mait- Iand Cofl'in, F.R.C.P,, &c. To H. Sutherland Esq. Having taken Sutherland’s “ Rheuma- t;ine” myself, I can bear testimony that. it will prove a great boon to persons who suffer from rheumatism. R. MAITLAND COFFIN. £81301)" 823. Barton Court, S.VV., May 17th peace of mind. (23) A damaging admissionâ€" Letting the hens into a. newly planted garden. Debility is a term used to denote a deficiency of blood. The nutritive constituents of the blood are in less than their regular proportion, while the watery part is in excess. Debility is of frequent occurrence. It is incident to a vari- ety of diseases. The lower limbs are apt to be swollen. The uatient is feeble and cannot bear much exertion. The circulation is irregular,but almost always weak. Pelpitation of the heart is a very common symptom. Violent emotion often throws the heartinto the most tumultuous action. The Vital functions are languidly pel- formed. The muscular strength is diminished; fatigue followsmoderate or slight exercise. The breathing, though quiet when at rest, becomes hurried and even painfully agitated under ex- ertion, as in running, ascending heights, are. The nervous system is often greatly disordered. Vertigo, dizziness, and a, feeling of faintncss is very common. Violent andobstinate neuralgic pains in the head, side and breast, or other parts of the body, are also frequent attendants upon the disease. The secretions are some- times diminished. In females the menses are almost always either suspended or very par- tially performed. The bile is scanty, and cos- tiveness, with unhealthy evacuations from the bowels. and dyspeptic state of the stomach, are extremely common symptoms. GENERAL DEBILITY CIIRED. TORONTO, ONT, November 25, 187%). 1-1. It. STEVENS, £259., Boston: 11. 1h. c'i‘mvnmfi, Law, punwn. 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