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TEE WEEK’S NEWS. 1110 3:03;“ Lem: Toronto next um Iner gions of L The Nu: “Vixmi 0H the w The conic mncc of A; “an Ilelcgthes Lils arrteed on a basis of Lonfcduwtiu n of all the 1 rm 11101.1 S§ I‘M-11) Ulitish \Oxth Ame ' a. A fma'ma’g has dxiven all the way from Aberdeen, South Dakota, to find a home 111 Manitoba. Mrs. Adam B; 3 ontyne, of Hamilton, Jumped from the . 00f of her residence and was kifled. Two leusau subscribed in xnenm.ial fund A zx‘rmber of British farmers are coming to L nada to look over the land in the western territm'ies. Capt. Murray, of St. Cathar'nes, has been awarded the contract for dredging the Kamini quiax‘iver. A man named Mox’rcy suicidcd near King- ston cothcr day by cutting his hand 01} and s .ooting himself. Sc» skins valued at $150,000a1'c being prep? “d at Victoria, B, (L, for shipment to 1“ 1nd via the C. 1’. R. Thu Nowhern Pacific and Manitoba mil- . way was been leased for a hundred years to the Northern Pacific 001‘ wmy. Cant. Puloit, commander of the fishery protection Cluisel' Connaught, has been (115- mxsgcd from the Canadian service. V 1011 Macdonnell, of Glengau), has been appoil d 1" 15b uis‘uop of the newly- -e1‘ected Roman Catholic See of Alexandiia. A number of French-Canadian families are returning to Quebec from New England ownig to the closing of limnufactorics. tributi :m sociation day. It is 511‘ rd that he men who are inven- ing so heavi‘ y in 1Winnipeg real estate are principally 01;.1 1 of the Northern Pacific railway. 11011.} . ".1 Dim y has 1cfusexl to allow caW 0 f101n the Um eminent farm at Guelph to be exhibited at the Midland Cential l‘uir at Kingston The Provincial Natural G as Company has struck gmotherwoll in \Vcllund county, with a capzici‘uy of three million cubic feet per day. Mr. Standford Fleming, C. E., estimates that the cost of the proposed Pacific, cable be- tween Canada, New Zealand and Australia. will be £1,800,000. The mounted police, at the request of the Government, report that 400,000 acres of land have been broken and cropped within 30 miles of Calgary. A (11'1111ke1fi1121011111ist, named Smith threw his wife down St '51 at their home in Mont- real 011 1:10111111y1oht. 'lhe “0111211111113de fo1e 11161110310 51111 11011111 be summoned. The first 111W 3 of 111cGrea’c N01111- west 001111111 mi} 1" Qty 1'0 been leporicd upon 1)) the 0.1101 ““2"“? of Uove1‘11111e11t railways as 0011113, 1311' 11mm ‘1 111d 111 good 111111111131 order. 11110111111011 1113 been received that the report bout the 51.1,: vmwn of Indians. 1'11 A1‘t11a111xsna. 11‘11‘1-11‘e11 granny exag'remted There 13 '1 scmci- y of fo.)1,l but 1113 110111‘10 gather absent. {{Mra I (11-0 widow of ‘51,. Rochs, , 1 E-{ML S. ”1 l\ (H mre, widow of St, Rochs, 01163., a rod ,i,., v present on \Yefln may“ “ the c‘m L‘Lening of her 112th descendant. She counts 10 Clxihlren, 86 grand children, and G ‘ grandchildren. 1: of Crmmlivn and American In- .e taken pry on of Garden diam; Island, in Lake of the \Yomls, and ears are expressed that the whites m charged of the fishing; stations will be mas Lared. Donald 11101118011, M. 1’. 1)., who was 011 e of U1 eNew foundinnd delegation to Canada, is 1101‘: 111: halifax and 1‘epo1ts that the New fm111111<1ndors 1111 determined to wet rid of the 1'1‘6 11011. 011111113 by one 111021113 01 011161. T118 Dominion (luvei ‘11111011b recently at- tech 211 the burns and other property of sebum .s at L511'eDn11pl1in, Manitoba, for non- payment' of timber dues The settlers have sent a protest to the Minister of the 111- terior. The Council of the Dominion Alliance opened in Montreal on Saturday. Senator Vidal said notwithstanding that some of the friends of temperance felt that the cause was not as active as it was a few years ago, he heme 'c l the cause was making steady pro- gr not only in Canada, but over the “hole of the civiliied world Rupnrts‘ show that potato blight is spread- ing in heland. The great stri': Vales is ended. of railway Clnployesiu The j'mmgcs t daughter of Brigham Young mumxmces Lu; 1 she is going "'10 lecture on Mon m 111 ling“: and. A 1Y1: in t 10 X ,icnn favors the appoint- mm: of Archbi ‘ 0p \Valsh, of Dublin, as succes ,1» of Uzu‘din.u1 Newman TheBritish Parliament was )1‘01‘00rued last 1 1 O wees. A11 H:L‘.."2u 11011 nun c.1 o1Sum1ay Cardinal New‘ 11 5 M 11111 “head, Kindly Light,” wass 1,2;11111‘1 \11‘. (- lstonc read the lessons. 1811' ‘1"1'1"i:1111‘1 (1111111 Harcourt, i111» speech the 011101 11213 at 1)c1-‘ 11\ , attacked the Hons e of L11; 11.1.3-1:1111111__r obstruction to useful Th: drawn fr refmcs to aga “1 1:01 t. he" \.”0)‘S bring in c 113:3) n: m1. is A Luf-xmmzl u H;- ‘1' “V0011, 11 '\‘11111i‘11‘111111, is repolted ‘10 1111-11 11911' 11) (). 0.4111). "1111': '11 31') cums per 1:111:11 111 1111) Hot 1111111111. 11111111110 1111,.» '11edzx'1’01t01‘ on ' 11011 in Manitoba. 2, 1, (111111110111 10111111 1331215 / , leusand dollars have bad in Winnipeg for Gem 1'0 of \‘1 ales attended the dis- Of [111203 won at the P10v11101a1 As- 1ifle mate has at Halifax 0,-1 Samu- 7x Yum-2d :1u1'iu"t2w 1 a CANAI) -\. Tcm‘plars’ map will be held in GREAT BRITAIN tic fleet i open the Cape Breton :1 in the coal! " xing 1'0 is now ks. O’h‘hm have with- it is said because she cm s suit for dim ce 1121 already been the Nor-quay accomplished HaEiiz‘ fact. All the chemical manufacture s of Great Britain, with three unimportant 0):- ceptions, have agreed to join their fliers-ts in the form of a unien. The capitai is about £8,000,000. Lord Salisbuw’ S 11131 despatc‘n to $011111 taly Blaine 011 1:11 9 131111 1111113 59:11 (113111110 51115 been published with me 11:93 t of the 00 to- 81101 81100111 .‘1b111ccbonk. It 5111 1-711. 1.}: 1.131 “10:11; 13111 1111 $3011th to 11112143,}; C11111 11 to juns Human m er 11111 1112111311111 -' 21.1111 v. 111 14 up 11:. h .1 111(11):):5111 for 11 11011 ifv ”111 11210011111112 1.111110; 01 1191\\' 211111 V. in lx‘ up 11011 ifv m1 agmcnwn rived at. There \\ ml1 of Show at Dom '3‘1‘ COL, 011 M T110 of the l’i1111c1t011 detectlvrt' \1'01'0 kill (:11 by :1 11111131 urger train at, AIL-1111;; It seems likely now that (4911. (11:111'1’a re 1.111113 will be removed to \\':1;.l1i11g‘1‘o11. Margsuet 5010111011, {110 l‘ist of the \\ yam» dottc‘ 11111111113, has (lied 110:1 Sandu: k)‘ The tableware glass 111 11111f113t1111ersof the U111te1l $111103 have {01111011 11 comhix 11111011. '1 lle1 "m 1 A1 tl1111‘. Duluth 0: “0816111 111111 “11} is 11111.9 C0111plcte1l 1.0 the l\111111cso‘111 boundary by next spring. . 11, ”.111” 3 he Schooner n E1110 Ix \'1“" 0fG101'CCs‘v31‘, Mass.1:as been :55 ized by the. collector nf xsfoms {LL b0 iris,1’. E. I. A 03310111: at W 111:0313311‘0, Pa. 011 Tucscm caused the lass of minw 111 0; {1.1111 the C11 struction of 111111111901 11111111111543. A dusta. ‘dly attempt was made on Thurs- day night to wreck a B. and (J. train 110‘ r Plttsbm‘g, Pa. Three men were killed. A bib liliVel‘Sity scheme is on foot in United Mates. IL is proposed to endow institution with 3,000,000 at the Stal‘i ‘110 House of Representatives on Satur- (bypassed the anti-10ttex‘y Bill, forbidding the sending of loztel'y mutter through the mails. A terrible accident occurred on L1 Colony road at Q Hey, Mask, oi ', y Li'rl't persons were killed and abou 3/ inqu' The “Denver LolLei‘y Company,” re 2321*.- lyesiablislxcfi {it Kane‘is City, Kim” 115' evaporated, after having received $30,0J0 by the sale of tickets. v The Census office in “zxsmng‘uon has practically completeJ the count of the population of the United States, and places the aggregate at 62,695,955. The steamship La. N0 mandie, which 211'â€" rived in New York ye 11111133 b1011ght the fame of Lafayte Le W 1‘1‘211100 11213 1110- :911ted to the U111ted Stutes. A D11X111h (lewd-"1311 state: that 021113. lumber * ms 11; e 011111011 away 160' ‘1), 000 feet of 11111191 from L110 Rainy river d15- 11'iut 111 Minnesota (11111113: H10 past year. 1. The limited Kansas (ity cxpi'css on the Missouri Pacific w s 119M up by seven high- waymen at Otteiwiilc, 3’” fly on vahy evening and robbed Off, ‘1 J of 0):: Sb matter. The United States Dep'u‘tment of the I1:- teiim 1111s 01‘de1cd 2111 expedition to 111' 204 t0“1:LODSHl ‘oplotect t‘1e undeveloped country against alleged Canadian Limb"; thieves. The simmer Teutonic arrived in New York yesterday, having made the passage from Qucanstown in 5 days, 19 hours, and 5 minutes, beating the City of Paris’ best western trip by thirteen minutes. There are more sharks along the Atlantic coast, this season than usual, and they are making themselves at home in the bays and harbors, a. menace to hathei‘s. One of them sun-ted for aslip in Baltimore harbor, Satur- day, \\ here alot of boys were swimming, but, a tug captain “no saw the shark gave the alarm and the boys scampered out, some of them so frightened that they ran naked to their homes followed by several policemen who, upon hearing explanations, didn’t make any arrests. The potato blight is still spreading in Ire- and. A can“ 0: Asm‘uu cholera has been round in London. ‘ The fortifying of Heligoland will cost Ger- many $7,500,000. TWO Frenchmen now propose to make a balloan voyage to the Lox-111 l‘ole. Russia. will make a material reduction in her army a {er the summer manoeuvres. The Ganges has ovex‘fiowed its banks, and the inundation has caused great loss of life. The India. budget shm 's a surplus of 2,677,000 rupees, against 1,800,000 rupees last year. It is reported that a trthy of peace has been arranged between Guatemala and Sam Salvador. Emperor \Viliiam has started for RuSmd, tuklnw with him a \‘szd huntino Chariot as O 7‘? O a prefix-11$ for the (IA. " The Brussels 370ml declares the nightmare of a, war in Europe has decidedly vanished, politically and connnerciully. The Government of India reports that the median] authorities are unable to ag‘vee as to whether leprosy is contagious. Emin Pasha says that he has not bound hi:~:s.e1f to Gernmny, and that he is march- ng into the interior of Africa simply as ian adventurer. F. M. Gates, E. Kingman and John E. J uderguists, Presbyterian mi sionaries, have been murdered in Suudan by Arabs. All were young men. . The most remarkable strike ever known w 111 be inaugurated i11Belginm September 1. The enthe labming Classes will quit work until they are given the right to vote. Dr Richardson explains that in the “lethal chznnber,” of which he is the inventor, dogs are put to death by muvsthesia, and not by suffocation. “They go to sleep precisely in the same manner you and I would if we wore about to mid m a surgical operation under chloroform, \ ith the difference that when they {no brought into profound sleep they are allowed to sleep unto death.” Death by drowning is simply six minutes of painful suffocation; death by anesthesia, is a more painless passing away. “ If I had,”says Dr. Richardson, “ to elect whether I would die by drowning or anaesthesia, I should choose nnmsthosia without a moment’s hesitation. I give the dog the benefit of my own choice, which is, I think, fair to him. Cholera i apan. g'ng at dificre in‘uiu cholera has been found A “lollml ( lmmbm. " IN E LAL‘ ELCOS 111 the the The W; from war “ Oroyzx,” ah» hclon “1116 to [I 10 Ozient is the sister snip to t‘. 12 ‘ O1i/aba” and the same size. All 1110 iv elve ships above 111c11tin11edl, “itn the exception of the “City of Rome’ 1:1 1 tho “Urizaba” are, in consid- Disp1acc1ne11tâ€" tons. (1111‘s. T1‘af.11ga.1‘.,.......... 11,940 4, N110 ..... ..... 11,940 4 12111 '11)1e............ 11,880 1'2 .3reat111o11g11t. ..... . . .. 10,820 4 1‘ '11111111101'1111111. . . . . 10,190 231 1111111101111, ....... .... 10,09017 Minotaur. .... . . . . . 10,690 17 Ans:o11............... 10,600 10 12:11110w ...... ...1. . 10,600 1'2 ‘v1pe1'11011'n. . . . . . . .. 10,600 10 5 13111011.. .. . . .. 10,470 15 ': 10,47") 15 10,")0 10 10, 210" 10 .1. 1113 in the Royal New); ex- 3') feet 2111: though of water tammge in 11011111 instancm, none of 1110111 equal any of t1 9 ALlanLic .11111 Ocean 1111013 111 Size. 1.10 1211gse°t 131 1511 battle- shins 1119 now being 1 1111b at Chutham and c1scwhe1 e, and are each to be of 14,150 tons and 13,001) l1o1=‘0- -p0we erâ€"their names “ '1he Hood, ” “ Rel mlse ” “ Reno“ 11 ” and “ Royal Sove1eig11;’v.'11i1e two other ships, not first- class, .110 to have an estimated home-power of 20,000. I am greatly in favor of breeding most of the covs to come in in the fallâ€"September and October. A cow will give more milk in a year as she goes to freed pasture just at the period when she naturally begins to shrink in her milk, and she gives the most milk at the season when butter brings the best price. All the work of the dairy comes hard during the hot months, and the more cows we can have dry then the better. After long: experience wiLh both spring and fall calve I much prefer to raise the latter. A fall c. lf can be kept in a “urn: emble where it will thrive well all Winter, and go to pasture when weaned from nill: at the season of abundant and succulent food, and get a. good start before fly time. A spring calf is weaned at the season of failing pasture with a long winter on dry food before it. 3,1 Soft, 11' av} hair is w personal beauty any 1101112111 can possess, if she only has patience in puisuing the 111etl10ds piescribed \\ here nature has supplied the pretty crinkles, one has only to let her have her way by not draw mg the hair too tight; but 111 the end, as fine an effect may be obtained through imitation waves wrought with comb, pins and liberal use of elbow grease and water, says the Illustrated American. Take, for instance, haii that is naturally st 1aight and inclined to be ha1sl1. A stiif brush passed tune a day in 200 o: more strokes 0101‘ the scalp down to thefit 1e1ne ends of the hair, will soon make the most wirv locks pliable . and easy to 111a11ipulate. Every 11101‘ning aftci the brushing‘ make the hair on the forehead and sides of the head 1 Cry wet with soft, blood-11 111111 11 zvtcr. Now a skilful use of the hand is required, for while the haii is thoroughly damp it is easy enough to pinch it 11p between the first and second fingers to simulate waves. Make the curves rather exaggerated, extending in ripples as far back as possible, and if at first the lines refuse to stay in place, use invisible hairpins to hold them. lie very careful, in doing the back coifl'ure, not to pull the sides in the least, and let them dry in this condition. If this plan or procedure IS sti ictly adhered to for si\ months, the Landsomest 11a1‘es are guaranteed, and at the end of that time the process morning and evening will amount to 1 iittle more than a form. 21:1:1mw ( unpeulown S 113 Pareil. Trafalgar . , . Nile ........ Inflcxi‘ule. .. Drewlnought T5133 LARQ‘JKST BETTIE“ SHIPS. What {‘alvcs are Bus: to liaise ‘Clve largest British ships, apart vessels, are as follows :â€" So' . LLauu. . . . X1... “'avy Eluii'. a? 99. mwm This is the lighthouse at St. Catherine’s Point, Isle of \Vight. In it there are three engines of 36-horse power each, by Robey 8:. C0., of Lincoln Two of these are used for working the dynamos, and the other for the fog-horn. Two of the engines are kept con- stantly in steam, one each for the light and the fog-horn, the third should either of the others break down. In the centre of the chamber is the reflector, a cylindcrcomposed of a series of sixteen piano-convex oondem sers or lenses, each 1-1 inches in diameter. ; These are set in the midst of hundreds of beautiful prisms, and the whole separated1 by strips of lead into sixteen divisions, so that when the reflector revolves the lead-en bars come in front of the carbon point and so obscure the light for six seconds ‘ each. The revolving mechanism is worked by a small compressed air engineâ€"in itâ€" self only like a fair-sized toyâ€"which can be started by a touch of the finger. A handle is provided, so that should the engine become disabled the reflector -ould be turned by hand, a regulator being fitted to mark the speed. The electric light is obtained from a carbon lamp of special pattern. The ordinary light is equal to three million candles, but a light of six mil- lion eandle power can be, and has been, ob- tained. This maximum would, however, only be used during a dense fog. It is im- possible for any one who has not seen it to im- agine the wonderful brilliance of the light, but some idea may be formed when it is stated that it can be distinctly seen 45 miles away, and that at the Needleg, 14 miles dis- tant, it is quite easy to read very fine print by means of the reflection. There have been in years past various plans suggested to connect the upper waters of Lake Huron with Lake Ontario by means ofa ship canal that should be large enough to float our lake vessels when loaded. If any such scheme werepraetically feasible it is e tsy to see, by a glance at the map, that an great saving in distance and time would be eifect- ed in the cheap transportation of Western grain to the Eastern seaboard. Butthis far the work necessary for the accomplishment of such a project has been of too enormous a character and calling for too great an out- lay of money to war ant any attempt at un- dertaking it. A kindred enterprise has been revived of late in Ontario and is now being discussed with much interest. It is an immense ship railway to traverse substantial- ly the same route as that of the proposed canal. The “lay” of the country is declared by engineers to be favorable. The route would be from Georgian Bay, on the north- eastern eorner of Lake Huron, to the mouth of the Humber River, west of Toronto The distance between Lakes Huron and Ontario is only sixty-nine miles, which may well be called a “short out.” It is estimated that on such a line three large locomotives could take a vessel of 2,000 tons weight, vessel and cargo, or more than 1,000 tons register, at the rate of ten miles an hour. To trans- port the same amount of cargo by rail Would require five locomotives, with trains of twenty cars each, and each car holding ten tons. Of couse this project does away with all cost and delay of transshipnient. Vessel and cargo would be taken out of the water at one end and letdown into it at the 0th r. ‘he total cost is estimated at $12,000,000, being one~half the cost of a ship canal of the same capacity. This route would save 428 miles of lake navigation and 28 miles 9; canal between Chicago “and MWDe- trait Tribune. There are all sorts of tricks to learn about railroad riding in England, and some of them give a third-class passenger greater privacy than a first-class one secures. For instance, having met two friends at Liverpool for the purpose of journeying back to London with them, I was told by a shrewd Englishman to take a tliird~class compru‘tmcnt, and “102th it right with the guaid” 50 {1,5 tohave the box all to ours hes. \‘Ce purshased three third-class tickets, and prmnised the guard who showed us to our suits four shillings, or one dollar, if we were not disturbed by strangers on the journey to London. He en- tered into the spirit of the unjust {tr migc. ment heartily. “"3 did so, and he ran off, to return in a. minute with a long, narrow strip of paper dripping with paste. This he put. upon one Window of our compartment. It was a print- Cd form that he had filled up with writing in pencil, and it read as follox s: “Two of you he lookin’ out of the why dows, as if it was crowdm ,” said he; “and one of you stand before the door on theplat- form.” He turned people away until the train started, and stood guard at our door at ev ‘ station except one. Then he was busy elsewhere, and our box was invaded by a. man and Wife and a second woman and four children. The guard saw them soon after they had entered the compartment, and he “shooed” them all out much the same as a woman drives chickens in o barn-yard. The firSt-class fare for that LEGO-mile ride would have been $57.25, mt our tickets cost on1y 11?. Afterwahi I never saw men filling the ddor to a compartment that I did not think of the guard’s instructions to us at Liver- pool; and, indeed, two months later, while in Devonshire, an acquaintance I had formed in that ezirtlil‘Jr paradise bade lne stand he- side him in the door of an empty compart- ment so that we might secure it all to our» selves, as we did.~â€"Julian Ralph, in [far- per’s Wee/sly. It is not at all generally known that Ger" many carries on a very large trade in the rearing and exporting of canaries, and that the largest establishment in the world for the breeding of these creatuixs is situated within the domains of that Empire, away up among the Hartz Mountains of Prussia. From this and few surroundings, but much smaller nurseries, no fewer than 130,000 birds are despatchcd every year to the Unit- ed States and Canada ; while, in the same time, at least 3000 go to Britain, and a‘bout 2000 go to Russia in Europe. The 1‘1 )qt PM“ cri‘ul Light in E\ stellce. ‘ ‘2u‘cller's Experience in England Canadian Ship Railway Scheme. The largest Nursery for («name To London I} AV‘K‘IXC: ED. July 19, ’80 Between two hornsâ€"hesitating between gm fizz and Whisky strawht. X01111 st '0: temperance 1111111 1'11 hes \e1‘y little 1110131 11m 111 ("mug flsning The g1 (”110111515101- 13 ahvays getting into a 1101“ 111t11ep111‘s111t0f his occupation. 311 111111? with :1 prctt 111g homely people 11111. Alter 5111011811 fool, 110W refresh The receiver ix 113 111111 as the thief, but neither of them feels as 111111 as 1110 loser. The pin has :1 head {11361 the 110017.113 113$ 1 It is a little singular 11,; say the least that after 11 1113.11 has been painting the town red he usually feels blue. Stranger (in Tombstone, Ariz.)»*“I hear your bank has suspended 1” Resident-â€" “Yes ; so is the president.” \Vhen a man starts out to lecture he puts on a dress suit. When EL woman starts out to lecture she puts on a nightgown. The happy mediumâ€"The one who has not been exposed. Vcr3' few persons can hold their own on theirh first sea vo3age. “'hy is it that the same hmmnock that' once held two persons will not hold them 1L year or so after they have been made one ‘? “Love will come in lovc’s own time," wmbles apoet. And that is What makes love remind us so much of a hotel waiter Speaking of the total depravity of human nature, have you ever noticed that nothing makes a doctor so happy as to discover some new disease ‘3 “It is the disposition of women to marry,” says a thoughtful contemporary. But what dispositions some of them Show after they are married ! a “\Vho is happy on this mundane sphere?” sneeringly exclaimed Pessimus. “The girl with her first engagement ring,” triumph- antly replied Optimus. One can’t tell who are the rich and poor in this country, but as fm‘ as clothes are concerned a. good many girls who go sea. bathing are certainly well ofl. Mina McCa1tl1y(to pedd1e1‘)â€"â€"“Is thim cab} ages nice, M1. O’Lem1 ‘3” O Lemy (gal- Ia.11t11 )â€"“Bedad, they’ 10 as hash and ween as §ou1self,1Mrs. \IcCLu Lhy ” “It is very sad,” she mused, “but Char ley hasn’t got a. bit of romance. Last night I said to him, “My king,” and he turned. suddenly, and growled out, ‘Mike who?” Lady-“I llC'Ll‘d you had a fire here and are selling goo ls at a bargain ‘3” Butcherâ€" “That‘s right, ma‘am. Look at those for fine hams for fourteen cents a pound, only slightly damaged by smoke !” -“ Young man,” thundered the camp meet- ing orator, “were you ever fired with en- thusiasm ?” “It is a painful subject,” he responded, “but I was. Miss VVedley’s father supplied the enthusiasm.” }us Snooksâ€""Confidentially, doctor what did Miss Gaygirl die of ‘2” Doctorâ€"“Heart failure. ” Gus Snook â€"~“I thought there was something the matter with her heart when she refused me last “'inter. The engagement ring ; Since lovers quarrel and spat and fight And all that sort of thing, Tis right that love’s engagement should Be centred in the ring. Somebody has invented an automaton Whit plays the' piano with expression and brillancy. If an automaton can play the“ the piano with expression and ln'illiancy, the girl next door whoplays the piano is certain- ly not an autOmaton. lXIt11dce11â€"â€"-“XX'eIl, will you go to warruk 01' not ‘3” O’Brienâ€"“Lave us toss up for it.” Muldoonfi“ How so ‘1” O’Brienâ€"“ Toss up a (11111. If it comes down heads 01‘ tails we don’t w1111'11k. If it: comes down nayther 0 10 1101 the other we \1 111111111. T110111:111 “110‘ 11:15 the sand: Th 1e 1111 1 \ e Dame F ortunes smiles command XX hich 111101110 fact to View T111111 118 the 1111111 11' 110 has the 5111111 1110 get s the s11gz11,t00. XX idow : “ XX ham 1 was here last week, My. Chisehl told you to put 011 the tomb- stone, ,‘1 My Only Loxe.’ ” :' Bank President (to cashier in jail)â€"-“\V]1y didn’t: you go toCanada‘?" Caslner(haught- i1y)â€"“Because I’ve some pride about me, and I didn’t want to go up there with only $25,000 and live on aback street inn strange city.” -Ma1' 'bie fieale 1V: “ Yes, ma'mu, ' but one of my wmkmen has been ill, and I haven’t begun_ the job )et.” “ \Vidov. ' “V\Ve11 in Vic \ of subsequent, events, I think you ma" su>s gitute the words, ‘.‘vy First Husband. A pleasant morning, Mr. Chisel.” r) a pm 3 "0‘ (a a. years gld, who excited the eompzrssion of one of the peasant women, She drew the child towards her, and spoke kindly to it. Who sound of her voice the little one threw herself. on the woman’s neck calling out “Mother ! mother I” A year ago the latter had lost her little daughter but ha'l long since given her up as dead. At first she failed to recognize her in the blind girl who accompanied the gypsies, but, tearing open her dress, she sought it mark on the chest, which, sure enough, was there, and left no doubt as to its being her own lost child. It had been taken away by the gypsies, who had put its eyes out, so as to prevent any recognition of its parents or friends. As soon as they perceived the little one knew her mother again they made oil“, but were subsequently captured. The peasants would 3 have lynched them had not the gendarmerie i interfered and escorted the wretches to the From San Francisco the «leathis announced of “Emperor” Norton, I. R. This man, early in life a simple geld-seeker, became a. millionaire, but lost all. his fortune byspecw lilting. From the slim-l; he became a mono- maniac who believed tliat_he was Emperor of Nurth America, and used to go about in a blue uniform with gilt buttuns and heavy epaulettes, a hat with feathers, and a. stick in his hand‘ Every time a change of Preki- dont took place at \Vashington he sent in ... .nu,o “ r "' * ' v 111s veto. He had his pockets full of papers and orders, which he used to bestow on his mendicant comrades. Den!!! of an American “Emperor.” lion‘ilahw 6113:1120, by Gypsies. ‘fLTcaliggcl‘ is always getting into a he pursuit of his occupation. upendiwr an 11011? with a pretty v mfrcgnng homely people um. ‘CCiVCI'i\ilS1HH‘1 as the thief, but 5 them feels as had as ‘he loser. n has a head and the needle has 1; the latter is twice as Sir W) as the VI HER SHILE».