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"How do you pronounce f-iâ€"aâ€"n-câ€"e?" inquired the young man of his French teacher. "If the young lady have plenty of money. then you call her ‘fe- ansay.’ but if she be very poor, then you make' it ‘fie-anâ€"say' nothing," re- plied the astute preceptor, - Mammaâ€""I don't like the idea of that young Harris hanging around Jenny so much. He hasn't a cent ex- cept his little salary." Papaâ€"“You needn't worry. They are both too busy talking about bicycles to have any time for love making." “I had Eheumatlsm so that I could namely lift my left foot. I began using Hood’s Sarsaparllla, and after I hndtaken fwo or three bottles the rheumatism dmapyeared and has not troubled me llnce. ’ E. R. WOLCOT'I‘, 66 Bridge BL, Springfield, Mass. Get only And pains of rheumatism can be cured b removing the cause, lactic acid in the hood. Hood’s Sarsapar‘lla cures rheu- mgtjsm b_y ’autraliz'ing this acid. _ The One True Blood Purifier. 51; six for $5. Hood’s Pllls Mrs. Spinnerâ€""Do you think that Mrs. Tutufrutti is honest 2” Mrs. \Vin- marâ€""Thoroughly. \Vhy, I've known her to get up of a cold night and go through her husband's pockets to get; money to pay her soda water man I” Askerâ€""Have you observed that the young ladies at. the theaters have been lately taking off their hats?” Tasker â€""'l‘ha.t’s nothing new; the paragraph- ers have been 'taking' them off' for the last ten years." Boggs’ old friendâ€""Great heavens, maul Do I find you reduced to play- ing a comet on the street corner to make a living?" Boggsâ€""I ain’t do- ing this to make a living. My Wife won’t let me practim in the house." Benny Dictusâ€"“There is an article in to-day’s paper I should like you to her. my wife to read, but it is no use asking her.” Sam Singletonâ€""I'LL hell you how to do it. Cut the piece out and put it in your pocket." ‘ “ Wéfnun‘s “Triumph. Explannrrorry inva‘Inâ€"Ijiltl. lent {roe on application. "Now, Willie.” said Mr. \Vilkins, "papa is going away for two weeks. Remember whose boy you are and be- have accordingv." “You bet I will, daddy." said \ illie, "I’ll have just as send a time as you will." Prices 75c Mad 26c. They input vitality nnd energy and undo the lite of the "Mother Bel" wgzpjnviq; For up? 1;, “LyrunigtiL MILIS' (cam) VEcETABLE OOMPOUND and Miles' Sanatlve Wash. “I wonder," said a member of a woman's assoriation, “why the report of the secretary is referred to as ‘min- utes?” "I don’t know.’ replied an- other. “It always seems a. great deal more like hours.“ Merchantâ€"“You say you are an orph- an ?" Applicant for pceitionâ€""Yes; I haven't a living relative." Merchant â€"â€""Well. I’ll take you. I ought to get a. lot: of work out, of you during the baseball season." “How did Charley get out of that scrape caused by his knocking the old woman down with his wheel 3" "Easily, He proved that the woman, who was walking on the sidewalk had neither a bell nor a. lantern." "E’r man dat does manage oncet in e;- g‘reat’1 while ter it someim‘ {oh muf- fin," sald Uncle E , “ginerally fin's out dat he’s wuhked more its wuf in schemin' and dab 'ta'm' whut. he re'ly Wanted nohow.” @MPOUND “Gracious: Mr. Lumpty! Do please in- troduce me to the man." "Spring chicken," said the diner sad. "I tthought. would be a loathsome hing. Until, alas, I found they had O'erlooked the fowl. and served the spring." "I just can‘t understh it," said the cheerful Idiot. “Can‘t understand what 3" asked the new boarder. "Why bloomers. being undoubtedly plural, fhould make a woman look so singu- at." Lumptyâ€""Miss Goldie, sup :1 man about my size and age shou d ask you tg m_arry__hiu_Jâ€"â€"”_ _ Mi§s Goldie;â€" Mrs.‘ Scorcherâ€"“I thank heaven for fine thmg at; any rate." Mr. Searcher -;“‘What's that ?" Mrs. Searcherâ€"3 'onu’éa’ui't 53} I doni'tfiwrridei g.” wheel llke your motther used to." 011‘. had the power the giftie ge’en US. To see oursel’s as ithers see us; “fhat awful sights we'd find we are; We’re better ignorant by far. Burrowsâ€"â€"“\Vhat is the best wheel on the market ?" Hillsâ€"“The best Wheel is not on the market any more. I bought it myself two weeks ago." ' Friendâ€"“Do ycyu belong to the realis- tic or to the romantic school of litera- ture?” Young authorâ€""Neither . I am only in the kindergarten yet." \Vallaceâ€"“Do you believe in signs?" Ferryâ€""Some. “'hen you see a W0- plan driving south and looking east. 1t is a pretty sure sign that she means to turn to the west at the first corner." 9h. had the Sarsaparilla “A. M. C." MEDICINE C0.. 578 (git. Pm}! Stu lflonti‘tal SUMMER SMILES. Should Enjoy Llfo. How Many do '2 IT IS WRONG. The cause of most all the” in: is easily reached and effectively removed by the are“ womun’a modiomea. Many are milenble, wank and sickly. and sufl'er untold miseries through ailmant: pacul. iar to their sex. are gentle, mild, ofl'ec tivq. All druggista. 250 Constipation causes more than half the ills of women. Karl's Cloyer Tea. 18 a pleasant cure for Constipatxon. Gasconâ€""Here, waiter, what do you mean by chargin me a. dollar for four legmolnahdes T" aiperT‘Beg pardon, lemonades?" ' Waiterâ€"“Beg ’pérlibfi‘, sir. but you. had ice in them." Consumption can be cured by the use of Shiloh's Cure. This great Cough Cure is the only known remedy for that terrible disease. Cattarh.â€"Use Nasal Balm._ Quick, pos- itive cure. Soothing. cleansmg.heahng. "Do you intend to take your wife with you to the sea side 2" "No: she is all run down, and is ndb equal to the exactions of a vacation." ' ' Lazy Trampâ€""I s'pOse mum, it's fer about the same reason that a. healthy woman like you lnards at a hotel in- stead of keepin' house.” Welcome to the parents the puny struggler, strong in his weakness, his little arms more irresistible than the soldier's, his lips touched with persua- sion whiCh Chatham and Pericles in manhood had not.l His unaffected 1am- entations when he lifts up his voice on high, or more beautiful, the sobbing child, the face all liquid grief, as he tries to swallow his vexalion. soften all tries'to swallow his véxalioB, soften all hearts to pity and to mirthful and clamorous compassionâ€"Emerson. Karl’s Clover Root Tea is a. sure cure for Headache and nervous diseases. N0- thing relieves so quickly. lVIotherâ€"“VVhen I was a. little girl I never did things like that!” Ethelâ€" "An' was your mama better'n ydu were too?" Lady Fineheulth (at hotel entrance) -"No, I have no money to spare for you. I don’t see why an able-bodied man like you should go around beg- gigg." 7 , namely, the collecting of all the marri- ages of the year into one great event. At a. recent ceremony of this kind thir- ty-four couples were married simulâ€" taneously. All the brides and bride- grooms, wearing the Breton costume, walked in rocession through the town, followed y their fathers, mothers, brothers, sisters and other relatives. The festivities lasted a. week. A curious custom obtains in the lit- tle tqwnwof Blougastellj 1}; Brittany, T. Collins, Esq.. 112 Lorne Ave., Ot- tawa, Ont. Indigestion and Rheumatism cured by Ryckman's Kootenay Cure. E. L. HIorning.‘Esq.. Ancaster. Ont. Rheumatism cured by Ryckman’s Kootenay Cure. JosephA E. Smith. Esq., Ancaster P.0.. Mrs. J. A. French, North Glanfnrd, Ont. A Cured of Rheumatism by Kootenay Inflamfiatory Rheumatism fled before Kmtenay Cure. Mrs. Francis McBride, Binbrook. P.O., Sarahhgferbert, St. John St., “’innipe'g n. Entirely cured of Sciatica. and gen- Eral debility by Ryokman's Kootenay lute. W. H. House. Esq., Grimsby, Ontario Rheumatism cured by Kootenay Cure‘ E. Hannon, Esq., Harmon P.O., Ontario‘ CCured of Rheumatism by Kootenay ure. Positive Cure for Rheumatism and Paralvcis. Ryckman’s Kootenav nave. The Prince of Wales recently made a visit to Guy's Hospital in London. A little boy named Thomas Stephens. who was suffering from an injury to the spine, failed to see the future King of England as he passed along the aisle and he expressed the Wish that Wales would return. When this was told to the Prince he returned, shook the boy’s hand and had a. short talk with him, much to the youngster’s delight. Full many a fortune has been made By using printers' ink, Full many a. man of it afraid Has seen his business sink. aggravated phase of catarrh, that has baffled other remedies, but this sim- ple and pleasant remedy will give re- lief in 10 minutes, and entirely remove the difficulty. Sample bottle and Blower sent by S. G. Detchon. .44 Church St., Toronto, on receipt of 100 in silver 01' stamps. lll‘e With careful, innate conversatism. get. recognizing its benefits, the qu. ohn Scott, D.D., Presbyterian minisâ€" ter, of Hamilton, is only one of the many leading clergymen in Canada who having used Dr. Agnew’s Catarrhal Powder, has freely testified over his own signature as to its unquestioned lxmefits. It may be only a cold in the head, or the case may beia. more "I was troubled with severe heart com- plaint for several years. The slight- est excitement fatigued me. I was up- der the doctor's care for over sun months. being unable to attend to my business. No relief came to me, and it was only after I had scarcely dared to hope for cure that I ulsed Dr. Ag- new’s Cure for the Heart, and in a com- paratively short time it removed the d'measg altogqthep." Succes has followed all of Dr. Ag- new:s specifics. With all the emphaéus Fossrble, this is the case,with his Cure or the Heart. Its effectiveness is mar- vellous. The very paroxysms of death seem to have seized the tient, and yet relief is secured with t e taking of a. single dose. and. the continuation of the use of the remedy soon cures the worst case of heart disease. George Crites, custom officer, Cornwall, Ontu says: Kootenay cured me of Rheumatism With Dr. Agnew‘s Cure for the Heart at Hand, Death From Heart Dis- ease is Impossible. HAD HE KNOWN “'mulcrs of This World-Famed l‘ln's lcln n (‘utnrrlml Powder. THE PRINCE AND THE BOY‘ SIXTY-EIGHT MARRIAGES THE SAME STICK. Leaving June 30. July 6 and 2!, Good to Return August 29, September 6 and I9 respectively. For pamphlet giving rateq and all intormatio n apply to any Agent. or C. l). Mcl‘lIl-Illsuy, Assistant General Passenger Agent, ’l‘ox-o uzo GANADIAN % NORTH-WEST, Best known gen to farmers' uso. winter. not run imi' atiom. and bears the brand auras Salt Rhona). Old Sena, Bore E100. I’ll“. R'\i\=_ S‘m-n Slim-pm. Burns, Soaldu. etc. PEERLESS MAKES, fin: BRIGHTER Experience (has caused it to be re- marked that in the country where the lgnVs are gentle, the minds of the cit,- izen are struck by it as it is elsewhere by the most severe.â€"Catharine II. 7,, ._.u.u(.> v. uuv BJfiLvm- Au uuylng £811 3 Cabarrh Cure be sure you get the genu- mo. Itls taken internally, and made in T01- Eegg 01:10. by F. J. Cheney 5: 00.. Toabimonlals ESold by Draggists. price 75¢. per bottle There are many so credulque of evil that they will receive SUSplClODS and impressions against persons whom they don't know from a person whom they do knowâ€"an authority good for nothing.â€"Hare. The 13001; “Héor can b. obtain“! In All drm and grocery store- in 10 and u can! low.- 3 make two and five gluon; Adnms' Root Beer Extraoh..-......one hon]. Fleischmann'a You!“ . .. . ....... .. . "half a onk. Sugar . . . . . . . , . . . . . . . . . “two pound- Luxownrm Water . . . . . . ...... . . . . . ..two gallon Dlesolvo the any" and yon-t in the Inter. Add the extract. and bottle; place In a warm place for twonty-tom‘ hours until l0 formant... then place on loo. whoa lb will own Ipuklln. 3nd dollolous. 7 ,, , For every 12 “Sunlight” wrappers sent to LEVER Baas" Ld., Toronto, 3 usefulpaper-bound book will be sent, or a cloth-bound for so wrappers Recipeâ€"For Making a. Delicious Health Drink at Small Cost. “Never Turn a Wheelâ€"Wuhan: mung IS mercury will surely destroy the sense or amell and completely deranxe the whole system when entering it through the mucous surfaces. Such articles .~h uld never be used except; on prescriptions from reputable physicians as the damage they will do is ten fold to the good you can possibly derive from them. Hall's Caren-h Cure manufactured by F. J. Cheney 8: 00.. Toledo. 0.. contnina no mercury. and is taken internally. actir 3 directly upon the blood and muooua rurfoccs of the System. In hnvina WEST SHORE THROUGH SLEEPING CAR TO NEW YORK. One of the handsomest sleeping cars that had ever been turned out of the factory is now running from.Toronto to New York without change 713. the pop. ular West shore route. It is a. buffet car. and refreshments can be obtained en route, if desired. This car leaves Union Station, Toronto, every day except Sunday, at 4.55 p. m., reaching New York next morning at 10.10 a. in. On Sundays the sleeper runs from Ham- llton only, connecting With the through train from Toronto. Call at. any Grand Trunk office in Toronto for Information or segue in sleeping car. _ Reservations can made in advance if deemed. Beware of Ointments for Catarrh tha Contain Mercury, DEA R Like a ray‘Bf sunlight it- brightens and cheers, en- -- com-ages and comforts. It makes homes bright and beartslight . . . . . HOME VERY DEAR Jonesâ€""Good morning. Benson. How 0 you find busine§s 2" Bensonâ€" Byiudininus advertismg‘." EHLESS MACHINE " DO. éozm www- Has been endorsed by the medical profession for twcn years. (Ask your Doctor).‘ This if» because it is a - _4 ___ _-1-‘.-LIA _I,,, ,A '3}: SAMUEL Insist, 6n.Scot-t’s Emulsion with $130533“? 5:031:52)“: . trade-mark of man and fish. At all Druzgi-tS- MWWUWWW"C'C’.'.'.¢9°.°.‘.'I°G'.'.'O’O'O'eeammw BOOKS FOR WRAPPERS AND THE XGURSIONS to MANITOBA -â€"â€"Sole PropriebbrLâ€" thin in an willcony ROGERS aoo., - muomb HOME SEEKERS’ kit 3 directly upon' the 131003363 30:3 of thfsrsyitrem. ‘Ig buying . rw,,_A L, W And it is the aim of a good wife to keep it clean and at- lractive. Nothing will help her more than the use of l Sunlight $031! r58 Oil Has been endorsed by the medical profession for (wen years. (Ask your Doctor.) This is because it is a- ways palatableâ€"alwa s uniformâ€"always contains the purest Norwegian Co Jiver Oil anglr Hypoghosphiles. " Put 21g in 500. and $1.00 sizes. ’1‘ 0 small size may 5. -un..~k CA N... “A..- .It’s better than the a . , . . . . Every packeb natal dealer selling. ‘ .Very important. om all Statlone In Ontario. Windsor. Sault St. Marla, Sudbury .......one hon]. numbed! a onk. “two pound- _. . tvyo gallon ially adapteg. b, nor chill in atter than the and East. Thirty per cent duty is saved, and this additional m ount added to the value of These Wheels. km" A AlAlxs They are patented throu hout the world and used only on the E. 8: . Wheels. Ask - our opponents their opinion, and submit to any practical mechanic, he will readily show you the absurdity of their canvas. The sale of the E. 8; D. \Vheels all over the Dominion (among the best class of riders) has been phenomenal. Send for Catalogues and full partiCUlaFS if you Wi h to purchase what is acknowledged by experts to be the best wheel in the world. the! wheels can be purchased for less money, But they are not E. & I). 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C5 ngygy seem to grow old.Try a. cake -- Received the highest. a ward at the World's Fair. Chicago, 1893. They are manufactured in evgry surge {1nd (rage, from ohgapesc to finest). , ,,, ., a ,,7._H_---, .. ..... WWW." .v “aw... IL is not strange that the public prefer them. as they have all latest improvements known to the trade, the most impo'tant are pawnted an} no; found in any other make. the Roller Top, wlth A atlo aaok curtain, patented 1895. is fast, supersoding the old style. over which it hm many advantages. Thoextm cost, one dollar, is but a l rnfiecompared to their increased durability. convenicngu andrcomfort. Invcét‘ikatbfirlnd léérn the real merits of the Roller Top. and you will use no other. Order one from your carriage builder. Conhoy’s IMPROVED CARRIAGE TOPS A complete Wreck of domestic happiness has often resulted from badly washed dishes, from an unclean kitchen, or from {rifles which seemed light as air. But by these things a man often judges of hi- wife’s devotion to her family, and charges her with general neglect when he finds her careless in these particulars. Many a. home owes W Grocers often substitute cheaper goods for SAPOLIO, to make a better profit. Send hack such articles, and Insist on having just what vou ordered. a, large part of its thrifty neatness and its consequent happineaa to SAPOLIO. anadian 'l‘ypograph Co. {1111.) Windsor, (but. LADIES! The McDowell Garment Draftlnfi Machineâ€"Fits Every Form! Follows every fwhionl Easy to learn! Rapid to use! No re-flmngl No paper pattern. Hal no equal in cutting stvlish. graceful, and perfect fitting garments. Write (or articulars. S. CORRIGA . 113 Yonge St, Toronto It is the largest natural premium life assoc?» tion in the world. It has a Reserve or Emergency Fund of ave! thirty-four hundred thousand dollars. It has paid policy-1n lders over Twenty-seven Millions of dollars. UNEXOELLEDTn s'hfipâ€"ficfiyimctive \Vorking Qualities and Durability. Anus-man! System. *ay you to write us before buy supply or secondJmnd and ro-buut e names at moderate pflcm " ”\{\\\\\\:n e 1mg [Fifi/f Provides Cash When cash is most needezL Is what the Family Need_s when the "bread-w1nner”ls zone. AND TO BE AS F Pm 21g in 500. and $1.00 sizes. ’1‘ a small size may be enough to cure your cough or help your baby. bu yin amium life assoc‘a; 'ency' Fund of over Jmnd dollars. wer Twentyeeven resented districts. quested. or Manitoba, British ries, Moll tyre Block. ‘E, Manager (or Que‘ :al, Que.; W. J. Otis, Hulllax, N. S. for Ontario. Free . Ont. W.P.C 8:" l l Professor Kennedy's Sweet Little Granule. or Combination Pills are professionally oho and combine the but medicines know medical science. and used and grant the various schools of practice a. a are no fonsivo tonight, mute or smel . and an “I for diseases arising from a. disordered star: the stomach. liver or xldneys, such as btl no neon. sick headacho. nausea. neldlty agar). stomach. liver and bowel corn loin". coatlveness. piles. nervous deb! icy. om. They are not a patent; medicine as their {a mule is published to the world. And acoomp 1 each bottle. Sold by all Druggists. G. C. BRIGGS a sows, Whole-Ila Axe-u, Hamilton. on; Mucud Princillg WATEROUS. Pamphlet free. “You will always find the most sticks around the best apple tree.” The great Evans & Dodge.80 Gear Roadsters, with four point bearings, are to-day the best abused wheels in the Dominion of Canada. These Four Point Bearings have Struck Opponents Like a. comet. “um, a"... ...-.r._. .. ,.V..r__ _ Sheet Metal Ceilings, Terra. Com Tile, Red Black and Green Roofin Slate. Metal 009 nices. Felt, Tar, Roofing ltrh. Etc. Gums“ Downpipes, &c., supplied the trade. dating before 1870 of Canada Provinces. United States: also Bill and L'aw Stamps bought. Good Pricel. WM. R. ADAMS, 7 Ann St" Toronto. Ont. We :01} you how to nuke big money In Gold 8900“; small Investments. Reliable Information manna re Address The Gold Stock Investment 00.. Colo spun“ 0013 P. O. Box 507. Agent. Wanted. Offloo ls communlon nailing, and all kinda of CBIPPLE CREEK G0“) STOCKS. SETE, SHEET-METAL. TILE & GRAVEL ROUFERS TORONTO "no: AND ORNAMENTAL wonKe TORONTO. CAN. IT I8 DELICIOUS. ALL “533331!” BAKERS EVE-(fling machine. G. T. §Ei 531T war. 18 £0 81 Adelllde Sn. W- Tel-anon. nl. uuu USE OUR UIIIII'J NJ Dough. ngor- THECDOK’S BEST FRIEND IRON AND WIRE WORK. DUNN’S BAKING POWER Iron Fencing, “SAMBA” iexéixioné1936. Ahexam» a Wldmer su TORONTO Are Sweet. .DUTHIE & SONS LARGEST SALE IN CANADA. FOR TWENTY-SIX YEARS. BRANTFORD. CANADA RAVI YOU TASTID GEYLON TEA. PRIBE (if. 131335? ' Manufacturer 73 to 8 Adelaide SLW- Totem A Strictly High m Egg] 9‘: g IQ‘ODERA {I 3 No bale: ' i :- WI @3113, numb. Sold Only In Land Puke“ erto,