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all. dru‘ rcct on 13020 b) mdnme medicines: such only stupi (luce unnatural slcep. I Tablets are guaranteed to opiate or other harmful « promote sound, healthy cause they go directly to baby troubles. Dissolve these tablets can be g youngest, infant. Mrs. Wu Milky, Que.. sayszâ€"“I 1150‘ any medicine for bal as much good as Baby’s lots. I would not be with Baby’s Own Tablets are "Do ,you mean to say,” said the dentist, “that you deliberately came here, knowing you had no money. to practise fraud?" "I’m very sorry,” replied the oung man in a cheeky fashion, "but ’m awfully short, and as I couldn’t stand the pain of my teeth as they were, there Was nothing left for me lto do but get them filled as best I could. You can prosecute me if you will; but that won’t, make you any richer. and it might make you poorer by taking up your time.” 7 THE DENTIST SCORED. For indigestion, sleeplessness. the Irritation accompanth the cutting of teeth, diarrhoea. constipation, colic, and simple fevers, these marâ€" vellous little tablets have given reâ€" lief in thousands of cases and saved many precious baby lives. Do not give a child so-called “soothing” medicines: such only stupify and proâ€" duce unnatural slcep. Baby‘s Own Tablets are guaranteed to contain no opiate or other harmful drugs; they promote sound, healthy sleep be The young man readily complied, and then that dentist. one after an- other, deliberately pulled the fillings out of every one of the teeth and left all the nerves exposed. When this was done and the young man .rose from the chair he found out his mistake, for, if the pain had been igreat before. with the nerves exposed the. suffering must have been awful. "Now you can go,” said the den- tist severely; and the young man Went. It is safe to assume. if he lives through the awful sensation of the exposed nerves trying to hammer his head off. he will hardly ever try to be smart again. THE "GREENâ€"GOODS GAME." In the United States there are reâ€" gulm‘ gangs of swindlers who perch trate What is known as the "green- goods game." What they do is to lure credulous farmers and generalâ€" store keepers of the small towns and villages into one of the large cities, principally New York or Chicago, by the aid of tempting circulars. In these they assure them, in confidence, that they have printed off some abâ€" solutely perfect counterfeits of the paper money in general circulation in the States. This money is known as “greenbacks,” from its color; hence the term\gi‘een-goods” The As the case seemed urgent the den- tist deferred to the young man’s wishes, and set to Work immediately. He spent, several hours on the job, and filled every one of the teeth with gold. His surprise can be imagined when, having completed the task, on presenting his bill the young man nonchalantly informed him he was afraid he couldn't pay it, as he hadn’t any money. A young man, fairly well dressed, quite recently dropped in at a Lon- 'don West-end dentist's, and when in- vited into the consulting room. after negligently disposing himself com- fortably in the dentist's chair, said he was afraid he had carelessly ne- glected his teeth for same time. and wanted the dentist to look at them and give such as needed it the best treatment and filling he could. "Well. that will ;be all right,” said the dentist; “only if your teeth pain- ed you in the meanwhile you might think difi‘erently. I’m afraid I hurâ€" ried the job a little just now, but if you’ll sit back in the chair I’ll put leaps on, and they will insure the fil- ‘lings lasting.” Upon investigation the dentist lound that no' fewer than five of them needed filling. and that very badly. He ollcrcd to make an appointment. "011! but, that would never do,” objected the young man. "I shall be leaving town toâ€"morx-ow for a while, and I Want to have them done before I go.” "It’s easy to see you’re a. gentle- man. and I suppose one day when you have got the money you will come in and pay then: eh?" "Ohl yes!” reblied the young man eagerly. "I’ll do that, of course." The dentist contemplated this monâ€" umental impudcnce for some mo- ments in silence while he thought things over; then he said: The Cry of An Infant is Nature’s Signal of Distress. DUPES WHO GET THE BEST THE BARGAIN. ' How the Dentist Got Even With a Young Manâ€"TheGreen Goods Game. THE BITER GETS BITTEN. CBYING BABIES . stores, 01‘ w (1d ,sing the Dr. Wilki‘xms Brockvmu. Ont. ‘s:â€"“.[ have never for baby that did Baby’s Own Tabâ€" bc without. them.” the root of d in water ivcn to the ltcr Brown, “You must be identified by the captain of the yacht,” answered the post-olfice official. There was nothing for it. but, to go off to the yacht and bring back the skipper, who satisfactorily identified the Canon. But the moment he reached the back room where his confederates were, there was a. great crash, and on hurrying into the shop found their bird had smashed the front plateâ€"glass window and fled, carryâ€" ing their 15,000 dollars with him. They knew better than to pursue, and, as this large sum of money was their “working capital,” those parâ€" ticular '.green-g~oods” men went out of business for some time after. On another occasion the intended victim, on the pretence of looking at the notes in a good light, moved to- wards the window. This he promptâ€" ly opened, and threw the bundle to a friend waiting for them in the street below. As murdering him wouldn’t bring the money back, the sharpérs had to let their outwitter goâ€"taking however, the 1,000 he carries with him first. But the man. who had been swindled once, didn't object to this, and said he would be willing to make the same exchange every day. “But I am Canon P., and well known in England, and am on board Captain H.’s yacht," replied the Canon. "Now you must come with me to the British Consul and make a dc- claration," said the official. They found the Consul was :._‘ay from home and would not be back supposed counterfeiters further dc- clare that, their notes can pOSitiver not. be detected from genuine treasury notes, and the victim would do well to become one of their distributing agents. If he will come to the city they make their headquarters, he can inspect the notes for himself, and if satisfied with them he may buy as much as $15,000 worth for $1,000 of legal currency. “Did they?” said the sharper under Whose escort he was. “I didn’t hear it. Wait, and I’ll be back in a, minâ€" ute.” An Isle of Wight divine Went on :1 yachting cruise to the Mediterranean with a. friend of his. who hated putâ€" ting into ports on the way to his destination. However, after a great deal of persuasion from the Canon, who particularly Wanted to get his letters, the yacht. was put, into Barâ€" colona. The Canon at once went to the postâ€"office and demanded his lattcrs. “We cannot give them up till you are identified,” was the answer. “But I am Canon P.. and well When the victim snaps at the bait, and comes to the city to meet, the supposed coiners, he Wears some pre- arranged symbol, such as a. rosei in his buttonâ€"hole, and is met, at the station by the sharpers. One of these immediately takes him in a. roundabout, way to some premises that will have been just engaged, where the transaction is to take place. Arrived there he leaves him alone in the room, bare of any fur- niture but a. table and a. couple of chairs perhaps, for a few moments, when he retires to a room at the back, or behind a. hastily-constructed partition, to fetch the goods. Presently he returns With a small satchel containing 15,000 dollars worth of real legal currency, in notes of all denominations, which he repre- sents as counterfeits. The prospec- ti'x'e purchaser handles these, and comparing them with notes from his pocket finds that he cannot detect the slightest difference. It hardly ever fails that a bargain is then struck, and the victim pays his 1,000 DOLLARS DOWN. The sharper pockets this, Carefully puts the other money back in the bag, and then, arguing that he and his Confederates can only allow the purchasers of their notes 'to dispose of them in their own districts, to inâ€" sure this, undertakes to escort him back to the station and hand him the bag once he is safely on board his home-bound train. But these shm‘pers sometimes have the tables turned on them; and genâ€" erally by former victims. On one occasion some of them made their temporary premises an empty shop near a busy thoroughfare. When the bag containing their money was brought out the intended victim be.L gnn looking it over, when, suddenly raising his head, he said someone had called from the back room. The “new agent,” as this Was preâ€" viously stipulated, does not demur, and they immediately go out. But, as they do so, unknown to the vicâ€" tim, a change of bags is effected. When safely aboard, just before the train pulls out, the counterfeit, bag is handed the victim by the sharper, with the strict injunction that he should not open it until he arrives home. And to this the victim agrees. His surprise and chagrin can be better imagined than describ- ed when he does open it, and finds, instead of notes, that it is full of -â€"sawdust. A WAY THEY'VE GOT IN SPAIN Sszedenfi Sozodont . . 25c Sozodont Tooth Powder 25: Large quuid and Powdzr 75c Not Bad for Good Teeth Good for Bad Teeth BALL & RUCKEL. New York. them he may buy as ,000 worth for $1,000 25c. a reputation all ove; the world in curing of diseases of and arising from th Kidneys. Bright’s Disease, Diabetes, Rheumatism, Lumbago,, Backache, Bladder and Urinary Troubles, Women’s Disorders, Dl‘opsy Nervousness and Blood Impurities all come within the scope or D‘odd’s Kidney Pills, and Dodd’s Kidney Pills have testimonials for the cure of all of them. Phillippe Boissonâ€" neault's case was the. common form of Kidney Disease, ‘ “For eleven years I have suffered untold agony with Backache which crippled me as though I were barred and shackled. I dwindled in Weight. to a mere shadow. I have taken all sorts of remedies, nothing doing me any good. I read in Dodd’s Alâ€" manac what. was recommended for the Kidneys. I decided to try them and sent for six boxes, though With- out confidence, but toâ€"day I am completely cured, and thank Dodd’s Kidney Pills alone for it."- H.M.S. “Nile” has the thickest armour of any British ship on acâ€" tive service. It is in places 20 inches in thickness. Dr. Soca has reported the case of a. young girl of seventeen taken with syncope after a cold "tub" who slept for seven months in the hospiâ€" tul to which she was admitted. When she was roused from sleep she re< sponde drowsin to questions put and fell asleep again. At the end of seven months she died of pneumonia. having slept herself out of life Someâ€" times she wns fed in her sleep and at other times While they kept her awake. The carrier pigeon, when travelling, never feeds. If the distance be long it. flies on without stopping to take nutriment, and at last, arrives thin, exhausted, and almost. dying. If corn be presented to it it refuses to eat, contenting itself with drinking a, little water and then sleeping. TWO or three hours later it begins to eat with great moderation and sleeps again immediately afterwards. Who is there in the World that thinks man was intended to suffer, that he merits his fate, that he deâ€" surves the afflictions disease put on him ? Surely, no one thinks that. We Were put here to be happy, to be healthy, and free from pain. Nobody will sny‘that Phillippe Boissoneault of St. Patrice deserved his long punishment, and .nobody but will rejoice to learn that through the aid of a Wonderful medicineâ€"Dodd’s Kidney Pillsâ€"he has escaped. The first Christian Science church was organized in 1887, the second in 189]. Toâ€"day there are over 600 such churches. ...Dear Sirs,â€"This is to certify that, I have been troubled with a lame back for fifteen years. His Recent Marvellous Escape by the Aid of Dodd’s Kidney Pillsâ€" His Gratitude to the Help that Saved Himâ€"Six Boxes Comâ€" pletely Restored Him to Health. St. Patrice, Lotbiniere, Que.. Oct. 14.â€"(Special.)â€"A sad story of unâ€" just, imprisonment is that told by Phillippe Boissonneault, of this place. His case Was worse than that of the ordinary prisoner, for his bonds Were those of pain and disease. For eleven years they held him a hopeless victim, chained, torâ€" tured, a. slave to Kidney Disease. Dada-s Kidney Pills, the remedy that proved such a boon, have, gnarjle HOW CARRIER PlGEONS TRAVEL I have used three bottles of your MINARD’S LINIMENT and am com- pletely cured. It gives me great pleasure to re- commend it and you are at; liberty to use this in any way to further the use of your valuable medicine. ELEVEN YEARS A ULUSE PRISONER. The next evening he made the cesszu'y declaration and then back to the post-office, where he manded his letters, and was ' calmly that there were none. SOZfiBflNT for the TEETH 256 till the following night, 'so the Canon had to go back to the yafcht and wait, much to the disgust, of his impatient, friend. STORY OF A QUEBEC MAN'S TRIAL AND HIS LONG UN- EARNED PUNISHMENT. éww Two Rivers. ROBERT ROSS A LONC SLE EP 101d Old Gotroxâ€"I couldn’t. listen to it'! Why, my daughter would starve l Impecunious Suitorâ€"lf I thought you would allow that, sir, I would at once abandon all thought of enâ€" tel‘ing‘ your family. We have decided that the baby looks like Uncle Joseph, said the happy mamnm. Why, Joseph Har- ris is as ugly as ugly can be. Yes, but he is worth $50,000. FIVE TONS OF TIME-TABLES. Some idea of the immense amount of work done in the offices of a, railâ€" way with a. mileage of 10,400 miles may be gathered from the fact that the printed matter issued by one cqmpany detailing the changes made in the passenger services for the sum- mer month amounted to over five tons in weight. Sheâ€"You ought 1.0 be ashamed of stealing a kiss. lieâ€"You are equally guilty. You received the stolen goods. In 1371, 17,838,000 acres of Britâ€" ish soil were under cultivation. This has now dwindled to a. total of a little over 14 millions. 389,651 Britons live on salaries which average £223 a head. Ins. Wmuow'a Soo'ramo SYRUP has been and by millionaot mothers (or their children while teething. Itaoothen the child. ton/ens the gums. nllays psln. cum: wind colic: ngulgga up Ilomvgch an on. and u m. --â€".. - L-..“ Heâ€"Absolutely. But i alvéays was willing to ‘take chances." nu wuu. nun-m“: u... best remedy for Diarrhea-5‘. finnty-flgé crenia"; Sold by druggist: throughout. the world. Be sun I” m for " Mm. Wmuow‘s Sooramo SYIDP.“ A THOROUG HBRED. Sheâ€"Is it true, dear, that when you proposed to me you didn’t, know wbgther I was worth a penny ? We will give One Hundred Dollars for any case of Deafness (caused by catarrh) that, can not be cured by Hall's Catarrh Cure. Send (or circulars, free. F. J. CHENEY 85 00.. Toledo, 0. if YOU Wan butéfigigéégflfiofiunv. APPLE: The Dawson Commissuon Co. 1,818 miles of London streets con- tain water-pipes. Clarke's Kola Compound should not be vontounded with the other Kola pre urao Mom; on the market. as this Is altoget er ti arm-mt preparation, designated especialm (or the cure of asthma. All druggflsts. Pricd $2 per bottle. I SGZGWNT Mrs. .1. Wise. Mt. Pleasant, Vancouver, B.C.. writeszâ€"“I have been a grent‘snfler- er from bronchial asthma for the past eight years, many times having to sit up near] nil night. Through the advice of s frieng who had been cured by Clarke's Kola Compound I zesoived as a last resert to try it. The first bottle did not relieve me much, but before X had finished the third bottle the attacks ceased altogether. and during the past six months of an ad cold weather have not had a singie n - -sck. It seems somethin like a dream to be free from this worst 0 all diseases after so many years or auflering. I have since mg recovery recommended this remedy to st ers suffering .s I was, Ana know many others in ihis ci y whom it as cured. I consider it a marvellous reme y, and won] (use any person suffering from this diseafl to try It." bf local applications, as they cannot ranch tho d sensed portion of the car. There isouly one way to cure deafness, and that, is by constitu tional remedies. Deafness is caused b an inflamed condition of the mucous lining ofythq Eustachian .Tube. When this tube is in-u flamed you nave arumblin sound orlmpn feet hearing. and when it, s entirely closed deafness is the result. and unlesx the inflam mation can be taken out and this tube teswro to its normal condition. hearing will be de- Itroyod forever: nine cases oqt of ten are caused by catatrh. which is nothlng but an in- flamed condition of the mucous surfacov. flinard's Liniment Cures Colds, etc. A free sample bottle will be sent to any person who has asthma. Enclose 6c stamps. Address The Grlfilths and Macpherson 00., Limited, 121 Church street, Toronto, Ont. Cured of Asthma. After Eight Year. 0! Almost Constant Snflerlng. She allan the Able ntc Freedom From the Olsen-e coma Like a. Dream. Clarke's Kola Componnd Cures. Minard's Liniment Cures Diphtheria. UNIFORM GUOD QUALITY DID IT. Sold by Dru ggiats. 75m Hall's Fami’y Pills are the best. LEE EMA fiEYLGN TEA A VANCOUVER LADY EPPS’S GRATEFUL‘COM FORTING. Deafness Cannot be Cu red THE MOST NUTRITSOUS. 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