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“He was the best; rabbit dog in the‘ country, too, an’ loved the sport amazingly. He knowed ‘God Save the King' from ‘Rule Britannia] an‘ would keep time with his tail on the floor when I was playin’ of 'cm on my fiddle. “That pup would just do anything you told him. I never seed his you told him. equal. I was in him to talk when "Speakin' of smart dogs.’ said My. Stl‘etchit, "reminds me of a. dog ['owned t’other year. That ere dog knowed when it was Sunday, 2111’ went to church reg’lm‘. an' wouldn't, chase a. rabbit. to save yer life on that. day if one went slippin' by right under his nose. The constant vibration on trains 1nd engines is very hard on the kid- neys and Dodd’s Kidney Pills make these organs Well and able to resist disease. There are many railway men in Canada toâ€"day who find Dodd’s Kid- ney Pills indispensable. They are the railway man's surest and best Iriend "Dodd’s Kidney Pills have Worked I. wonderful cure in my case and I cannot speak too highly of this great 1nd good remedy." What Doddfs Kidney Pills have [one for Mr. Chartrand they have done for thousands of others, and they‘ll do the same for you if you give them a chance. :‘Almost from the start I began to feel the wonderful improvement, which continued as the treatment proceeded, till the unpleasantrsymp- toms had one by one entirely disap- peared. Ottawa, Ont., Mar. 31. (Special- Frank Charm-and, a railway man, whose home is at 130 Lihtle Chaud< lere Street, has acknowledged that Dodd’s Kidney Pills have done more for him than anything else in the world has ever done. He sayszâ€"“I Iuflex‘ed with backache and was ab Nays drowsy and had a. very heavy leeling in my limbs. “I had a. constant soreness and tenderness over the spine and tired reeling in the region of my kidneys. “I suffered quite a little with a. dragging heavy feeling across the drag! loins “Dodd’s Kidney Pills were recom- mended to me by a. friend of mine who had been cured, and I began to use them. "1 had frequent severe headaches, and more times very sharp pains in the top of my head, which gave me much annoyance in my work, Tortured by All Kinds of Pains And Aches He Tries Everything but Fails to Find Relief Till a Friend Advises Him to Use Dodd’s Kidney Pillsâ€"They Have Made 2. Well Man of Him and He_ is Grateful. rible scene Would ensue, and all that mrt of thing." “You’re not Within a. mile of it, Juwson," was the unfeelina answer "This lady I low named G became Gray was tied." EXTRAORDINARY UNPLEAS- ANT SYMPTOMS OF KID- NEY TROUBLE IN THIS CASE. "Oh, I understand," said Jawson, :agely; "the man would have anâ€" bther Wife alive ; it would all be dis- :oyel‘ed at the eleventh hour ; a. ter- “Some terrible shock, I suppose," remarked Jawson. "I dare say it would be,” con- tinued the friend ; "at any rate; it happened While she was getting mar- ried.” “Of course I knew her," was the zesty answer ; "and it’s not such an uncommon occurrence us you seem to imagine. I know In. man also " "And his hair turned grey, too ?" Interrupted the victim. “Well, I ion‘t wonder at. it." This made Jawson a. little sulky, but lhe speedily became interested when his friend remarked "Your stories remind me of a. lady I used to know, but she became trey in a. single hourâ€"in less than an tour, in fact." spinner and nitude, ha‘ Iriend som woman who m a single ‘ part “It you s question, I Itory to b( friend, in Rory-teller Lble. NOTE CLOSE MESH A? BDTTOM Iawson, who is an in A RAILWAY MAN. A VERY SMART DOG JAWSON WAS WRONG .e ham )se ha. night. not Within a mile of it, as the unfeeling answer. I refer to married a felâ€" Jray, and she, of course, I as soon as the knot. can Lru feel ‘0 you; I knew the )u knew the lady inl quite believe yourl 1ir had quit I just do anything I never seed his hopes of teaching he met his death. lite believe commontet which mad rather unc< story ( turned Lemte yam > first mug- 1g to his tory of a. ,urncd qrevr ‘ Page Achg Poiurltry Netting your the the The Page wm Fonco Co., Limits}. Walkonlllcifl He had already learned to howl two or three tunes, au' knowed his al- plmbet. “But, one mornin' the poor pup was practising a new trick he in- tended to astonish us with, an' comes to his death very unexpected. “He was behind the door when it. happened. I seed him with my eyes curlin' his tail over his back, an' jumpin' through the curl. In one of his leaps he broke his back an' died.” Messrs. C. C. Richards & Co. Gentlemen,â€"After sufl‘ering for se- ven years with inflammatory rheum- atism, so bad that I was eleven months confined to my room. and for two years could not dress myself without help. Your agent gave me a bottle of MINARIJ’S LINIMENT in May, ‘97, and asked me to try it. which I did, and was so well pleaslxl with the results I procured more. Five bottles completely cured me and I have had no return of the pain for eighteen months. The above facts are Well-known to everybody in this village and neigh- horhood. Your: gratefully, A. DAIRT. St. Timothee, Que., May 16th. 1899 Aunt Hannahâ€""Oh. I don't think Mary would do such a. mean thing as that. I have always heard peo- ple say she was generous to a fault.’ Uncle Georgeâ€"“When the fault hap- pens to be hers, She is." Clamâ€"“I had an awful time “hen I refused him." Maudâ€"“How do you mean ?” Claraâ€"“Why, he took it in earnest, and I had to explain that I didn’t mean it." Mm. WIXSLOW'I Soorflmo Sum! has been and by millions of mothan for their childnn «hiln teething. Itaoethea the child. softens thu gums. may: pnln. our” wind colic. re lama the stomach and hem: uud la the but remedy or Diarrhea; Twentyvlra can a battle. Sold by dmggiau throughout the world. Be lure and ask for " Mm. Wxsszow‘s Sooraxxo mum." Mrs. Boastorâ€"“chry and I went to the theatre last night. We had a. box.” Mrs. Blunt â€" "Chocolates, Weren’t, they ? I saw you in the gal- lery eating something." "Well, if you Will excuse me,” said the guest, “I think I’ll retire," and rising he walked towards the door and awaited the escort of his host. The measuring machine made by Sir Joseph Whitworth will measure oneâ€"millionth of an inch, and will Show the expansion of an inch-long bar of metal if touched by the finger. A fire insurance agent was enâ€" deavoring to persuade a Jew to in- sure his shop. After a. deal of argu- ment on both sides, the canny old Jew said : "Vell, supposing I insure my shop and it, got on fire three years after- wards, how much should I get 7" "The full amount of the policy," responded the agent. "And thuppothe it, got on fire one month after, how much then ?" . “Well,” replied the agent after a. pause, “probably seven years." “Please, may I go with you ?" pleadineg exclaimed the boy of the household. “And Why should you want to go with me ?“ smilingly replied the guest. ; “aren't you satisfied with your own comfoi‘tablc bed ?" “Yes,” replied the boy, “but, I want to go with you 'cause I heard pa say this morning that, you ex- pected to retire on $200,000. “My lord." was the reply. "The fact is that I have lost my overâ€" coat, and I am endeavoring to find it." “Well,” was the ready comment, “people often lose whole suits in here without making half so much disturbance." When the judge makes a. joke every one must, laugh. This is a matter of course. Sometimes, however, the joke is really funny, as in the fol- lowing instance 2 During the hearing of a. case a man was moving about in the roar of the court, moving chairs and dis- turbing things generally. Esk fur Mlnard's and take no other MORE VALUABLE THINGS LOST "Young min, the jfidge said at length, looking at him sternly, "you are making a great deal of noise." m for the Octagon Bar A copy of illustrated booklet "Weekly Expenses Reduced " sent free to your address by writing to LEVER BROTHERS LIMITED. TfiROITO “3 YO UTHFUL CURIOSITY TIME For Over Sixty Years IS NOT MONEY. EXPENSE REDUCES We will give One Hundred Dolluafor any case of Deafness (canned by cat-uh) thnt can Int be cured by Hall‘s Caturh Cure. Sand '61- circulars. tree. 1“. J. CHENEY & 00.. Toledo, 0‘ Sold b Dru 75¢. Halli kn:ny a Are the best. Eustachian Tube. When thin tube is in~ flamed you have arumblinz sound crimp" tecc hearing and when It is entlraly cloned deafness ls tine result. and unless the lnflnm nmtion can be taken out and. this tube reamred to itsuormal condiclcn, hearing wlll be de- stroyed forever: nine case! out of ten are caused by onmnh, which in nothln but an m- flged cpndltlon of tho mucousisu; we}. “Does your wife call you as many pet names as she did when you were first married ?" “Erâ€"not as many pet ones." The subscription books are now‘ open, and prospectuses, with full inâ€" formation and application forms; may be obtained from the office of Sutherland (55 Cameron, Ottawa, CanJ nda, or the National Trust Company, Limited, Toronto. Montreal and Winnipeg‘ The Word “infantry” was first used by the Spaniards to designate the bodyguard of the “Infante,” or heir to the Spanish throne. by local applications. as they cannot reach the flxsessed portion of the air. There in only 9119 way to cure Harness. and thy is by oonsmu. Mona} ham! ‘9 Deafness 19 caused 13 an Lgflgmqq con_ ltjon of_the muqqus lllnjngho gho The prospectus of the Atlantic Pulp and Paper Company, Limited, just issued by the brokers, Messrs. Sutherland & Cameron, Ottawa, con- tains some interesting reading mat-1 ter. The mills of the Company will be situated on the Little Cascapedia River, at New Richmond, on the Baie des Chaleurs, where it is proposed to erect a paper mill with a. daily capa- city of 54 tons, a ground wood pulp mill with a daily capacity of 50 tons and a sulphite pulp mill with a. daily capacity of 40 tons. The wood ,used will be principally spruce, and it is believed that pulp and paper pan be more economically manufac- tured there than at any other place in America. The properties and limâ€" its acquired by the company contain about 302 square miles. The com; pany has reports on the property made by five different rangers, whose reports show that there is sufficient wood to afford a. perpetual supply of timber. One of the rangess Who has traveled and examined limits in the State of Maine, New Brunswick and Quebec and worked in Wisconsin and Minnesota, says it is the best pulp limit he has ever traveled over. "What brought you here, my poor man ?" inquired the prison visitor of a convicted bigamist. "Well, lady," replied the‘ prisoner, “I think my trouble started from attending too many weddin’s." “Ah! you learnt to drink there, or steal, per- haps ?” “No, lady I was always the bridegroom." PULP AND PAPER Miiald’s liniment Lumberman’shiend Uanada. is Pro-ominently the Great- est Pulp Wood Producing Uountry in the World. Ceylon Tea 3 the finest Tea the world produces, and Is sold only in lead packets. lack, Mixed and Green. [apan tea drinkers try “Salada” Green ta, .x...‘ . "What are these things ? the customer. “Pencil erasers,” ‘svid have some graphite in ms Well 7” irl “'0 h That. cilâ€"m Deafness Cannot be Cured don’t. want anything that, will a. pencil. I want. a pencil- eraser." hat's what I meant. These are SHE G OT EVEN side them. Will :‘asers. Anything else' ant some lead pencils t any load pencils. wooden cylinders wi the sin th( asked We ith M'O Can have 3 Flu and Drum cr Bugle Bani. v Lowest price: ever uoted. Illustrated price-"st mailed free. \Vrito us or ANYTHING in MUSIC or MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS. Winnlpeg. Man. avg-:nv Town OR SCHOOL TO PRINTEfiQ Keep Minard's Llniment in the House India's Government used to import £50,000 Wortli of quinine yearly. Now they have in Bengal alone four million cinchona shrubs. FOR SALEâ€"Two 2-ravolution Campball Presses, bed 407$ Inches. Splendi! order. Price $1,000 each. Terms easy 3. FRANK WILSON5 13 West Idelmde st., Toronto club firs’t gets Camels were hr in the United S th‘cn turned wild. ant has just died The number of people employed in the British Civil Service now ex- ceeds half a million. Of these over 100,000 are employed by the Post 011100. Doctorâ€""Put out your tongue.” Little Colinâ€"“No fear ! I did that to the teacher yesterday and got. a. spanking. Only 28 Whales were taken last year for blubber. In 1850. 3,000 were killed. T0 (‘IIRE A com IN ONE DAY. Take Laxative Bromo Quinino Tablets. Al druvgvglsts refund the money it it fails to ours. E. . Grave's signature- is on each box. 250. Stop: the Cough and works on' the Cold. Laxative Bromo-Quinine Tablets cure a. cold In one day. No Lure. No Pay. Price 25 ccnta. Minard’s Liniment is used hv Physicians Bum. 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