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,Mynard’a Llniment Cures Blsiemifi- u eave me now, my dear," he said, rpa sing his hand nervously over his he d. "I Want to be alone for an ‘ho u‘ or two." "Why, what is the ttel‘?" his Wife inquired. with an- icty. “I have -to consult. a. railway ide," groaned the unhappy man. As an instance of the almost in- credible folly of the average native :of India, the following anecdote [would be hard to beat. Two Engâ€" lishmen one day came upon a. young man, who was one of their best workmen, writhing in agony from dholera, the result of eating an over- 'ripe melon. With great diffipulty they saved him, and kept him by them for three days, sent him away toured. The next day they heard |thathe was dead. His first act on [leaving them had been to go straight [honje and finish the melon. It is [stores of this description that make on. realize the enormous difficulties Ith{xt have to be overcome by the Buyers of India. “I have been bothered with Kidney Trouble for years,” Postmaster Belyea says: "I have tried many medicines and plasters Without gett- lng any lusting benefit till hearing Dodd's Kidney Pills so highly spok- an of I determined to try them. They Seem to have made a. complete cure [n my case as I feel as well as ever I was. ' "I believe that Dodd's Kidney Pills Ere the right medicine for Kidney rouble and will do all they are claimed to do.” { Dodd's Kidney Pills cure the Kid- neys and with healthy Kidneys no ‘one can have Bright’s Disease, Lum- bago, Rheumatism, Dropsy or Pain In the Back. Thousands will tell You this out of their own»exper- ence. PESTMASTER 18 MA Lower Windsor, Carleton Co. N. 8., Sept. 28.â€"(Special)â€"T. H. 13erâ€" ea, postmaster here, well known and Widely respected, is happy in the 'discovery of a permanent cure for the Kidney pains that have troubled him for years. “The coffee tree is an evergreen shrub, growing, in its natural state, ‘to a. height of fourteen to eighteen {set It is usually kept trimmed, ‘owever, for convenience in picking he berries, which grow along the branches close to the leaves and re- semble in shape and color ordinary cherries. The tree cannot be grown above the frost line, neigher can it be successfully grown in the tropics. The most successful climate for pro- duction is that found at an altitude of about four thousand feet. Any- thing much above this is in danger of frost, which is fatal to the tree; and, when coffee is grown much he- }:ow this, it, requires artificial shade, Which materially increases the cost 9f production and does not produce gs marketable berries." "It is said that coffee was introâ€" ‘duced into the West Indies in 1723, by Chirac, a. French physician, who ~gave a Norman man by the name of De Clieux, a. captain of infantry on his way to Martinique, a. single plant. From Martinique cofiee trees in turn were sent to Santo Domingo, vGuadanupe, and other neighboring islands. "As to the history of coffee, the legend runs that it was first found growing wild inv Arabia. Hudji Omar, a dervish. discovered it in 1285, six hundred and seventeen years ago. He was dying of hunger in the wilderness, when, finding some small round berries. he tried to eat 'them, but they were bitter. He tried ,l'oasting them, and these he finally steeped in some water held in the hol- blow of his hand, and found the deâ€" poction as refreshing as if he had par-taken of solid food. He hurried ’back to Mocha, from which he had been banished, and, inviting the wise men to partake of his discovery, )they were so well pleased with it that they made him a saint. “lain Statement of a. New Bruns- wick Postmaster Whose Kidney Pains Have Gone Never to Re- turn. I We wonder Why it is Providence should pres Isuch a wonderful gift berry and then attach appreciating it. Perha} is that to the scum ,FTER YEARS OF SICKNESS DODD’S KIDNEY PILLS CURED HIM. INTRODUCED INTO AMERICA NATIVE INDIAN FOLLY ORIGIN OF COFFEE. MDE HAPPY idney Pills )l‘ Kidney they_ are 3 the Kidâ€" dneys no ease, Lumâ€" r or Pain will tell )wn- exp er- iLLY. most in- age native ; anecdote Two Eng-â€" The sunveyor to the Dorking Rural District Council recently reported that a. builder about whose work he had to, complain had sent him a communication on the matter, and enclosed in a separate em'cloI-e was a. five-pound note. A motion in fav- or of prosecution was lost at a meetâ€" ing of the council. one member re- marking thut the enclosure mJght have been a, mistake. An English exchange says: "Indig- nation has been expressed at Hastâ€" ings at the sentence passed last Tuesday of one month’ hard labor upon a lad for kissing a girl of fourteen at a fete on Bank Holiday. Mr. Freeman Thomas telegraphed to per. The German hop-grow as who have been Visiting the Engl' '1 hop dis- tricts have paid a gratifying uibute to the methods employed by their British rivals. “We have come to the conclusion," remarked one of them, “that hop-growing in England is car- ried on in a. more scientific manner than in Bavaria, which is our great hop district. We have been parti- cularly impressed by the English me- thod of treating the soil and dealing with the weeds which affect the hops, and we shall carry away with us many useful suggestions." Lord Solisbury was at the head of the state for a longer period than any other man in our time. Next to Lord Salisbury's record in this respectâ€"namely, 5,001 daysâ€"comes that of Mr. Gladstone, with a. total‘ period of service of 4,498 days, Lord? Palmerston following with a. total of I the boy the boy's father that he had municated with the Home See who was zit once sending dm make enquiries into the tau-0.. Owing to the great increase of traffic proposals are being made for the removal of the costers from High street, Whitechapcl, and Mid- dlesex street. When the new northâ€" ern approach to Tower Bridge is completed Middlesex street (Petticoat lane) will become the direct route from north to south. At Sherborne recently Sergeantâ€" Major Beatty, lst Royal Dragoon Guards, drill instructor of B squadâ€" ron, Dorset Yeomanry, was found shot through his head. A rifle in a vise, with a cleaning rod and other apparatus near by, showed that he had been engaged in rifle cleaning. A Kentish farmer has adopted a novel and, he says. a most effectual method of putting a stop to the (le- plredations caused in his orchard by the birds. He has had a. number of cats stufled, and fixed them in vari- ous lifeâ€"like attitudes among the branches of his trees. A distressing accident occurred at Filey, near Scarborough, a huge mass of clifi‘ Weighing about four tons, falling on the beach and crush- ing to death the six-yearâ€"old son of Mr. Fred Dixon, 3. civil engineer, of Harrogate. - Downhills Park, twenty-six acres in extent, has been opened at Totten- ham as a public recreation ground. It was acquired at a cost of £31,â€" 150, and adjoins an estate on which the L. C. C. intends in build dwel- lings for forty thousand persons. The report of the Postmaster-Gen- eral for the year ending March 31, 1903, shows that the Postâ€"office made a net profit of £4,186,872 during the year. There were 2,579,500,000 letters delivered and 488,900,000 postcards. A woman was remanded in Lon- don recently, charged with stealing a box containing £115, the savings of an aged London flower-seller, which the latter had been in the habit. of keeping under her be'l, ' A visitor named Churchill was rid- ing along the esplanade, Scarbor- ough, when his horse bolted and leaped over a bank thirty feet deep. Sing'ulal‘ly enough both rider and horse escaped serious injury. The first mention made of the use of coal as a. fuel is in the records of the Abbey of Peterborough, in the year 805 A.D., Where is found an entry for twelve cartloads of “fossil fuel." Leeds Corporation Tramway Comâ€" mittee have decided to give all drivâ€" ers who avoid accidents a bonus of a. halfpenny per hour in addition to their wages, payable quarterly. Majorâ€"General Sir Leslie Bundle unveiled at. Worthing an obelisk to the memory of the twenty-six resiâ€" dents who lost their lives in the South African war. Mrs. Rix, living with her son in St. Peter's street, Norwich, was 101 years of ago last month. Her 1110- ther lived to the age of 103. Occurrences in the Land That Reigns Supreme in the Com- mercial World. NEWS BY MAIL ABOUT JOHN BULL AND HIS PEOPLE. Results from common soaps: eczema, coarse hands, ragged clothes, shrunken flannels. N MERRY ULD ENGLAND nk for the Octagon Bu- EXPENSE REDUCES Secretary, down to CODI- Cholly (examining first print from the negative)â€"â€"“Isn’t there some Way to make my moustache show a little plainer?” Photographer â€" “Why, yes; you might wait a few years and then come again." Stanstead Junction! P. Q., 12th Aug., 189:3. MESSRS. C. C. RICHARDS & CO. Gentlemen,â€"â€"I fell from the bridge leading fl‘Om a platform of a. loaded car while assisting my men in un- loading a. load of grain. The bridge went down as well as the load on my back and I struck on the ends of the sleepers causing a serious injury to my leg. Only for its being very hard would have broken it. In an' hour could not walk a step. Com- menced using MINARD’S Liniment, and the third day went to Montreal on business and got about well by the use of a cane. In ten days was nearly well. I can sincerly recom- mend it as the best Llniment that I know nf in use. Yours truly, a 1-: GORDON- Idaâ€"After all, a hammock is no- thing but a net. Ernieâ€"You are right. Many a girl makes a. good catch in one. Mr. Bunsbyâ€""If that young man's coming here to see you every day in the week you had better give him a hint to come after supper." Miss Bunsby-"I 'don’t think it necessary, pa. That's what he comes after." Minard's Linim Km. WINILOW'S Soo'mmo SYRUP bu been used by {zillions of moths" {or their children while teething. months: the child. uofteni the gums. nllnyn pain. cure: rind 001k). recuhgun the Stomach and bowels, and ll the but remedy for inn-hen. Twenty-five cents a bouts Sold by drugglsts throughout the world. Be sure and uh fur " Mus. Wxstow's Soormxo srnva" 2M4 "My boy tells me you discharged him," said the late officeâ€"boy’s mo- ther. “You advertised for a. strong boy, and I certainly thought he was strong enough." “Madam,” replied the merchant, "he was too strong. He broke all the rules of the office and some of the furniture in the tWO days he was with us." ENGLISH SPAVEN LEMMENT Rauoves all hard. soft or callou?d lump! and blemishes from horns. blow apavin. rurbe. splints. ring bone, sweency, atll‘les. gpralnlJox-e :ndswollen throat. coughs, oic. Have :50 by use of one home. V‘Iurmuted xhe most wonderful Blemish Cure ever knownâ€" Aunt Janeâ€""What are you petting that dog for? Don’t you know that, it, belongs to the Wigginses? You know you said you hated the whole lot of them." Tomâ€"“ch, but I forgot the dog when I said that. Somehow, he diflers from the rest of the family.” kn “there are more than five hundred million dollars in circulation in this country?" “Is that so?" replied his Wife, cheerfully. "Well, judging from the difficulty I always experience in getting you to give me a dollar I thought there wasn't more than five or ten dollars in the World.” “I Wish, Susan,” said a. fond mo- ther to her new nursemaid, “that you would use a thermometer to as- certain it the water is the right tem- perature when you give baby his bath." “Oh,” replied Susan, cheer- fully, "don't you worry about that. I don't need no thermometer for baby. If the little ’un turns red the water is too hot; if he turns blue, it's too cold, and there you are." "Think of it, my dear,” said Mr. Clpsefist, laying down his newspaper, "Yes the Watch runs, ’causc the feller makes it run. He says he's getting tired of poking the wheel with a. pin, and wants one of you fellows to come and put it straight." “I say. could one of you fellows go out in tho country about five miles and repair a watch?" “Why cannot the Watch be brought here?" was the reasonable reply. "Well, you see, it's this way,” said the farmer. "The Watch belongs to a sick man, and he has to have it beside his bed so as to tell when to take his doses.” - "Then the Watch must be going all right." said the jeweller. “Yes the Watch runs, ’cause the A man entered a watchmaker's, and stood hesitatingly about for some time. At last he hedged up to- wards the counter with the follow- ing request: 3,434 days, and Lord Boaconsfield standing fourth with 2,528 days. Lord Melbourne’s total period of of- fice amounted to 2,492 days, Lord John Russell's 2.808, Sir Robert Peel’s 1,876, Lord Derby's 1,882, Lord Aberdeen's 774 and Lord Rose- bery’s 486. Sold by druggists. price 75¢: ““ l-lnll’s Family Bills are the best‘ A MATRIMONIAL NET MONOTONOUS WORK For Over Sixty Venn ant Bums Enlds. 21c ’l‘ol'edd, 0‘ “Do you think Skinner can make a. living out there?" “Make a liv- ing! Why, he’d make a living on a. rock in the middle of the ocean if there was another man on the rock." “Does your Wife do much fancy Work?" “Fancy work? She Won’t even let a porous plaster come into the house without crocheting a red border round it and running a yellow ribbon through the holes.’j Jimmyâ€"Naw; ’twas de truth dis time. De switch broke an' flew in his eye. We ue geuin the , ‘onef them. “he-n no other mus wil hnl th-m they come to n “tht we gut Ia hold." ' The bm Istho ohupen. Thn's our gut-uh mxumnic pad Truan. I: holi- the edges 0 m. wound together so Hm with hlr plly It muss beg}. You may re: well ; you can't get. vane yhiJg yog__ve_xr_' Pr-‘curnbl‘tonlifmm Rupture We are (letting them. 'otso! them. “man no flinum’s Uflimefll CUES came! IR @038. SEeFI 51â€"511: 4733:9051 A! e‘. Tmornum Peteâ€"When yer dad was lickin’ yer I heard him say it pained him more than it did you. Ain’t dat 8. chestâ€" nut? ' "Perfectly comfort (To herself): “If she how my feet felt in would have had me." iii}? Bibi: fifx'D’jl‘RUss’ gift}! CO‘J'Hé'rAS to you ’ “Maudie, dear, those shoes look tight. How do they feel on your feet?" Minard's Liniment Cums Eiphlh A terse description of Canada’s lead- ing business college. a school which registers 1000 students a year. employs 13 regular teachers, and uses 100 type< writers. The school also has u. thor- ough system of instruction by mail. Complete courses are given in Book- keeping, Shorthand. Typewriting, Telegraph}! and Illnstration . n Tlié BEBE irsfideécriptive of all. and to enquirers is given FREE. Central Business College OF TORONTO. I-IMITED W. H. SHA‘V, President â€"By IV. H. Shaw. BUSENE$$ Sfifififlfii. Look for the name “ Bockeh ” on Handle. Usc Lver’s Dry Soap (a powder) ) was-1h \voolcns and Hannah,â€" J‘u’ll like it. MAUD'S PREVARICATION A DEFERRED WHIPP‘ING Eldedy people appreciate good tea. They’re usually connoisseuts and know the most deliciousâ€" that's why is particulady old folk's tea. It suits their exacting tastes and solaces them with its fragrance and soothing power. (0 ASK for the Forty Cents Black, Mixed Red Label should be tiny Ceylon Green THE $7353? BOOK NDNBE. comfortable, mamma.” “If she had asked me felt in the shoes, she r5353“ Old Folk and Bfiue Ribbon Tea The drudg ery of sweeping day is done away with by the sensible woman W’ho use: Any housewife once possessing one will never again be satisfied with an oldâ€"fashioned broom. Boeckh’s Brooms are sold by all dealers at popular prices. aeakh’s Bamboo- Handled Peuitry, :‘i Butter, gs! 1f Haney, fippses, All. KINDS OF FRUITS And Farm Pro- duce generally, consign it to us 3211 we will get you gOod prices WINTOM AUTOMOBILE TOURING Car, new springs all round, machin- ery not worn in the slightest, tires new this spring, spring cushions, duplicate parts. For sale at gr'eab' sacrifice. Cost $2,500. Box 7, Truth Ofilce, Toronto. THE Dawson 89mmission 80., FOR SALE, CHEAP FGR CASH. Montreal, Toronto, Ot-tanwa1 1â€"44 Dominion Lina Steamships Montreal to learpool Boston to Liverpool Large and Fast Stetmalnps. Superior accommodtuol hr all chases of pa‘sen en. SilOOIIS and. Smtaroocnll we nmidships. Specis attention has barn Tran to “II Sec (1 Saloon and Third-Class accommot anion. F0! 112: of passage and all partiallllrs. nvnly to any nzcnl If the Company. or to paunnger agent. 94! L03 Bay st..1’onou‘ro 65"Fait'énés. ac. mam 9-15 TORONTO- mes'" BASTEQEQLS RAW FURS AH GEN SING DOMINION LINE OFFICES: 7 mm: 5.2.. Boston. 1'! St. Surnmenb St... Manual Bufialo pressure blower, No. 4- 9 in, outlet. ‘ Globe wakesâ€"4 in. flanged. Globe valveâ€"6 in. flanged. Earl steam blowerâ€"10 in- inlet. Ten branch cast iron headers for 1 in. pipe. Iron pulleysâ€"30x11 Iron pulleysâ€"32x11 iron pulleyâ€"22x6 Iron pulleysâ€"18KB so an pulleys 'ygfifig ! Meaning! We give best value in the city. Send for catalog. “BRITISH AMERICAN DYEINII 00.” Look for “out In your town. or und din“. For the vex-y hon lend you: work ‘0 th- Higher. prigcl SJ: for price lists. assortment of iron FRANK WILSON, 3 West Adelaide 40â€"03 11 «me STREET EAS" magma, Fur Manufacturers, p SPECIAL g ATTENTION To PATENT LITIGAT:0N. Sand for Handbook l N A L L commas. Toronfi". , Quebec. £01