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Husbandâ€"“What did you when you heard the chandelier in the night?" Wifeâ€"“Why thought that you had been do on ‘businoss' again and were a Givee some medicine. GI ly ill! Mo call Dovtor .Givee more medicine. worse. Going to div! I DOCtor Eudon. He no g ,come. He saved my life! on ‘businoss' again and w upstaixs as quietly as you “He great! He best doctor in China. He save my life once!" “You don’t say so!” I said. “How was it?" “Me \‘t‘llxr bad." lie said r‘nnflrlnnii- One day in Shanghai. when I was feeling ill I cnnod a (‘liinuumn to me and said, “John, do you have good doctors in China?" "Good doctors!" he oxeluimcki. "Cliina have best doctors in wo'ld." "Eudnn. over there," I said, point- ing to a house covered with a doc- tor's signs, “do you call him a good ally doctor? But Mr."l‘urvoytop liad fled into th'e night. where, unseen. he could xick himself to his lie-art's content. Upon these he changed the price tickets, putting the cheap pricemark n the expensive boa, and vice versa. d then took them home. For a long time His Wife pondered. nd at last said:â€" ) “Now, dear, the expensive boa is n peanty, and it is really very good of you to allow me my Choice. Some women would Luke it Without a word but reully I don’t think we can afâ€" ford the more costly one, and, be sides, I think the cheap one is more otylish'. too. Why. what is the mat- {er‘P Are you ill?" For a long time his Wife had been in need of a new boa; and after hint- ing that her Happiness would never .'be complete till she had one, he at 'last decided to gratify her desire. So he Went into a shop and picked out a couple, ono of which was ciwap and the other very expensive. looks around every proposition sol As .a ponter named Cloughton was thoroughly that he is not. as a rule, "053mg the line at Needhflm Mal" given to buying gold bricks." ket, close by a signal-box at which ' his father was in charge, an express ' train dashed up and killed him inâ€" MUCH TOO CLEVER. stantly, the father being a Witness of ' Mr. Turveytop has, up to very rec- “If; so: S ghaiuy l‘ently, considered himself quite clever, {1,qu ‘lrsl W 0 “Site adnewspaper jEnd nothing so pleases him as to get gulf: $2.01? CEZdStfgegi‘d L311; (Elba ‘ t . _ - . ._ . , g . , he be tel 0f some unsusDeCtmg pm this note for the manager: “Call 3011. . For a long time his Wife had been youvrselves an I’T‘Per‘f“ organ’ and In need of a new boa; and after hint- lcme no. money m. the‘Placs! Yours ing‘ that her lianoiness would nnvm- truly’ D‘Sgusmd BI“ 511‘05- "But he must be Well all the time In body, so that his mind may deâ€" Note itself to the great successâ€"conâ€" bentration. Fortunes may come to great gamblers now and then. and such" disastrous examples do, 1 know. Histurb the minds of young men. And every venture, in life is, I admit, a little of a gamble. But, after all, it is concentration of purpose that is the backbone of all success in the world, whether it be that of the poet 'or the pork-packer. The man who has cultivated the 'habit of concentration looks around every proposition so thoroughly that he is not. as a rule, given to buying gold bricks." ‘ Sir Alfred Hurinsworth, the Eng- Hsh' publisher, who has risen from poverty to the possession of milâ€" lions in a fuw years, in an article on the secret of business success, says:â€" “It is not. in my opinion, and I Ease my statement on knowledge of successful men in many lands, the young man who seeks an appointment in an oldâ€"fashioned store or settles {flown to the humdrum work of doing pig duty Who necessarily makes a .fortune. There are thousands of men 'n this and every other city ‘Whol re trying to nka fortunes that wayI and never will. It is the man whol goes into the store and teaches his employer to sell new kinds of goods in new kinds of Ways who eventually becomes strong enough to enforce his 'demands to a-share of that shop or some other shop. had Lu Grippc t\vo winters and were exposed to much frost and cold. Our sleep was broken on account. of urin- ary troubles and pain in the kidâ€" neys. We each took six boxes of Dodd's Kidney Pills and now enjoy good health." Sir Port Arthur, Ont, Oct. 24. â€"- (Special).â€"Tliut Dodd's Kidney Pills sure the Kidney ills of men and wo- men alike has been proved time and again in this neighborhood, but, it, is only occasionally they get a chance to do double work in the same house. zThis has happened in the case of Mr. and Mrs. Dick Souvey, a runner and his wife, living about seven miles from here. 111 an interview Mr. Souvey said: Mr. Dick Souvey and Wife Both Had Kidney Troubles and the Great Canadian Kidney Remedy Cured Them. :ud‘on good doctor DODD’S KIDNEY PILLS DOING GOOD WORK AROUND PORT ARTHUR. THEY MADE THIS A TRAVELLER'S TA LE ‘Mo Alfred Harmsworth Urges Concentration. ROAD TO SUCCESS calico medicine. Get, vclly call Doctor Sam .‘ medicine. Mo lg to (lie! Blimohy in. He no got, time L'UUPLE HAPPY ho exclaim- uld Sin think full med ting- [‘0 \‘ HO .111 No man feels at case While carrying a bundle on the street that his wife tied up. Two Irishmcn who had not seen each other for a long time, met at a fair. O'BI'icnâ€"“Shm‘e, it's married I am, an’ I’ve got a fine healthy bhoy, which the neighbors say is the very pictor of me." Maloneâ€""Och, well what's the harrum so long as the child‘s healthy?" Use Lover's Dry Soap '(a. powder) to wash woolens and flannels,-â€"y_ou'll like it. Deafness of I2 Yeara' standing Protracted Cnturrh produces deafness in many cases. Capt. Ben. Connor, :of Toronto. Canada. was deaf for 12 years from Cntarrh. All treatments failed to relieve Dr. Agncw's Catarrhâ€" 8.] Powder gave him relief in one day, and in u. very short while the deafness loft; him entirely" It will do as much far you. 50 cents.â€"33 Hearing that a woman was in a burning shop at Bradford, Constable Kirk, who was passing'on a tram- way car, put his handkerchief into his mouth and rushed in to her rosâ€" me. No sooner had he got inside than there was a violent explosion of gas. The policeman was blown through the plate glass window back into the middle of the road, and was badly injured. The Woman had meanwhile escaped at the back of the ‘premises. - Sheâ€"“You married me for my mon- ey!" Heâ€""Wcll, don’t grieve over it now. It’s all gone!" Mlnard's Llniment Believes Neuralgia szrowg wards by a New York snoaial‘o! â€""After years of {esting and comparâ€" um I have no hesitation in saying that Dr. Agncw's Cure for the Heart; is the quickest, safest, and surest known to madicul science, I, “so it in my Ow" uracticc. It relieves the most; acute harms of heart ailment inside of thirty minutes and never fails."â€"35, In Wales there are about 508,000 people who cannot speak English Welsh being their only language; in Scotland there are 43,000 persons who can speak nothing but Gaelic; and in Ireland there are 32,000 who can express themselves only in the Irish tongue. In the whole of the British Isles the Jewish population only numbers 196,- 000. During the past year the Alexanâ€" dra Palace has made a profit of one thousand pounds, compared with a loss of several thousands during the preceding year. Liverpool is about to borrow £60,â€" 00fi for the demolition of slum proâ€" parties. A quantity of red pepper placed by a practical joker in the organ pipes of a village church near Birmingham set the whole congregation sneezing to such an extent that the service had to be closed. The Edmonton Education Commitâ€" tee buys footballs for the boys in the schools under their control, accordâ€" ing to a statement made at a recent meeting. Capable of reaching to a greater height than any fire appliance at present in London, an extension lad- der fixed to a turnâ€"table is being constructed for the London fire 'bri- gade at a cost of over £600. rank and tile. Tintm'n Abbey, in Momnoutlishim, is undergoing restoration by the Crown authorities, who not long ago became possessed of the beautiful ruins. Imports of foreign carpets into Great Britain have been on the dcr Cline for some time past, with the exception of Oriental carpets pro- duced in the Smyrna. district. By a majority of 13¢ out of 6,000 voters Dover decided against. trum- cars running‘ on Sunday. In Bellman Park lime works, Clithâ€" eFOO, the skeleton of a 1mm quite 7 feet, high has been unearthed. During the half~year ending in June lust a net profit of £22,000 was made by Leicester Corporation’s gas undertaking and £11,000 by the wa- ter and electric lighting. Sir Michael Hicksâ€"Beach, who sat in the House of Commons for more than forty years, will disappear from that assembly at. the dissolution and it is generally expected that he will be offered a peerage. Khaki is to be abolished for home service, says a. military journal, ow- ing to its unpopularity among the From My mond, th'e made from Bride. Occurrences in the Land That Reigns Supreme in the Com- mercial World. IN MRREY ULI] ENGLAND NEWS BY MAIL ABOUT JOHN BULL AND HIS PEOPLE. 1 Mr. A. Chancellor, of Rich'- the King has accepted a, chair from the wood of old KcW Fredâ€"“Were young Softun Joeâ€"“Yes: it fair.” Fredâ€" man?" J00- isn't over. I tlcd yet!" Lure Shilbh’S It gives me great pleasure to reâ€" commend it and you are at liberty to use this in any way to further the use of your valuable medicine. Two Rivers. ROBERT ROSS. I have used three bottles of MINARD’S LINIMENT and am pletely cured. Dear Sirs,â€"This is to certify that I have been troubled with a lame back for fifteen years. The Professor-“We owe a great deal to chemistry." Friendâ€"“Yes, indeed. T0 chemistry, for instance, we owe a. great many of our blondes." There are two kinds' of wives â€"one kind t'hin‘n’s her husband is the greatâ€" est man on earth, and the other thinks she is greater than her h'us- band. To prove to you thah m. Chase's Ointment is a. certain and absolute cure for eack and every form of itching. bleedingand protrudin piles, me manufacturers have guarzateed it. eo tea- )monials in the daily press and ask your neigb‘ tom what they think oFitz. You can use it; and got your money back if not. cured. 600 a box. a! 11 dealers or EDMANSON,BATES 85 Co.."‘oronto Man goes into the matrimonial game like a lion and comes out like a lamb. Dr. Ghase’s Ointment Mm. Wmlu ow’a Sco'mmo Sum? has bsen use! :9 millionaof mothers for their children whlle Laethinz, Ilaoothesche child. softens the gums. allaynpain. cure) windcolic. regulates thescomnch and bowels. tndis Lha beatremedy for Diarrhoea. Twenty-five cenbs a. bobble Sold b'druggists throughout the world. Be sure an] Ihfor“Mna. Wmszow'ssaonuxu Smut." LIZâ€"it) It is the easiest thing in the world for a, woman not to see the point of a joke. Dr. Von s'an’s Pineapple Tablets. â€"Medical science by accident discovered the potency of the pineapple as a pan- acea. for stomach troubles. The im- mense percentage of vegetable pepsin contained in the fruit makes it an al- most indispensable remedy in cases of dyspepsia. and indi estion. One tablet; alter each meal wil cure most chronic cases. 60 in a box. 35 centsâ€"32 “Docs her hair curl naturally?" “W011, her natural hair doesn't!” All women are fit Sllbjccts for dressâ€" makers. fic’iinard's Llnlment [lures Bums. etc. Sciatica put him on Crutches. â€" Jns. Smith, dairymnn. of Grimsby. Onti. writes: "My limbs were almost useless from sciatica. and rheumatism, and, not- withstanding my estcem for physicians, I must give credit Where it belongs. I am a. cured man to-day, and South American Rheumatic Cure must have all the credit. It‘s a marvel.â€"34 ‘ The Lun Tonic g and the cough will stop. Try it to-night. If it doesn’t benefit you. we’ll give your money back. Prices: S. C. WELLS 8: Co. 307 250. 50C. 5! LeRoy,N.Y.. Toronto.Can. lAdorerâ€"“You still doubt me? Test my love. Bid me attack Wild beasts, defy savages, find the North Pole, deâ€" scend into a volcanoâ€"anything, no matter what, I will do it." 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LB Wei‘e you at the Wedding of ftun and Miss Leaderer?" ;; it was quite a swell af- ‘redâ€"“Who was the best- Jooâ€""As the honeymoon ‘, I hardly think it's set.- For Over sixty Years MOOSE HUNTING. your com- Some men around in :1 p Jones and Smith were tw0 old bachelors who lived on the most in- timate terms, constantly dined to- gather and smoked the peaceful pipe, and occasionally went. oil together for a week’s holiday. But a change came over the spirit of Smith's dream. Well on in the fifties he got married. and on his return from the honeymoon invited Jones to come and dine with him and be a. witness of his happiness. The dinner over, the old friends sat down in front of‘ the fire after Mrs. Smith had gone ‘upstairs. ther do "Well. my dear Jones," sni< dick, “now tell me, quite Ce what you think of my dear W Jones hesitated for a momen replied:â€" ‘Well, Smith', if I must spoa candidly, I don’t think much 0 Smith patted him on the k he replied, confidentially:â€" "Noither do I, my dear Jonl having ' ‘ o a a pxcmc w 'n am ne your flo or- “Oh', nothing in particular," was the reply. “I just dropped in to tell you that your neighbor's three cows h'ave escaped from the yard, and are “Now, my man, I am at your ser- vice. Your turn has come. What can I do for you?" WA ITED HIS TURN. 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