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"Then I started to take Dodd's Kidney Pills. and I took them all 'Winter and summer while I was unâ€" able to Work. I took in all twelve boxes, and now I am perfectly healâ€" thy. My pains are all gone and I an: able to Work. I heartily recom- mend Dodd's Kidney I’ills to all sufâ€" ferers from Kidney Disease." A gunshot rent the air. The capâ€" tain turn-ed from his supervision of the men to find a Danish guniboat on his port-‘bow. A little drama, enacted in Icelandic waters, had beâ€" gun, says the London Daily Mail. It was a fishing vessel hailing from Grimsby that was thus rudely surâ€" prised. The skipper is the most poâ€" pular man in the Lincolnshire port. For a. Week his crew had Worked hard at the nets, and had gathered a. rich harvest for their labors, when the. gunboat came upon the scene. Could he be within the limits? Dodd's Kidnev Pills always cure the Kidneys. Healthy Kidneys’strain n11 impurities, all seeds of disease. out of the blood. That's Why Dodd’s Kidney Pills cure such a Wide range of diseases including Bright’s Disease. Rheumatism and Urinary Troubles. Could he be within the limits? That was the raptain's first thought. No. But the summons could not very Well be defied. In a moment his mind was made up. He must face the music. But in his sur- render Captain did not de- spair. He has a stout heart and n. brave spirit, and, While the gunâ€" boat was sending a. "deputation" to the trawler, he held a hurried conâ€" versation with the mate. If the Danish authorities had but known the secret that passed between the two men then! So a Danish officer and three men came aboard, and the captain was formally under arrest. They sailed into the nearest port, and the Engâ€" lish captain was Tried and lined £100, his cargo of fish and the ves- sel’s gear also to he confiscated. Without any violence or undue scene that trim little trawler sailed away for Grim-shy with the Danish men aboard, and safely landed its splendid catch. But while the magistrates were putting their heads together and deL riding upon this penalty, there was activity aboard the trawler. The mate remembered the captain's con- versation He was alert and keenâ€" eyed. The captain had been several hours ashore. That meant that the court had gone against him. So the mate took the crew into his confiâ€" dence, and they acted promptly. And the captain? He got leave to go to an adjacent town and seek the assistance of the English consul. And at this latter place he boarded an Aberdeen trawler and hid in the coal bunkers. They had heard of the escape of his vessel by this time and came in search of him. But the captain stoWawayâ€"and he Grimshy again. "That hateful Mrs. Nexdore re- marked to me to-day," said the pret- ty young Wife. “that ‘bcauty is only Skin deep.’ " Story onf a Grimsby Trawler and a Danish Gunboat. "Come. now," replied her shrewd ausband, “What are you leading up to?" ' “Well, I was just, going to say I’d like to have :1 little of it lhat was senlskin deep." HE WAS LAID UP FOR OVER A YEAR TILL DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS CURED HIS KIDNEY TROUL‘. v . \Tow He’s Perfectly Healthy and GOT AWAY WITH THE FISH. Able to Work â€" Gives all the Kidney Remedy. Credit to the Great Canadian hi WISHI NG made an excellent saw his friends in Via the Chicago and North Western Ry. every day from March lst to May 15th, 1905, settlers one-way Secondâ€"class tickets at very low rates from Chicago to points in ‘Mtah, Montana, Nevada, Idaho, Ore- ‘gon, Washington, California, also to Victoria, Vancouver, New Westmin- ster, Rossland and other points in Tthe Kootenay District. Correspond- ingly low rates from all points in Canada. 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Lowest rates; choice of routes. Apply to A. Lead- ley, C. A.. Toronto, or Fred 1’. Fox, D. P. A., Buh‘alo, N. Y. “Why, he can carry .the baby all night long and still get his natural rest.” This is what a, boy can do, be- cause boys have done it: Ho can become famous. Charles Dickens did his "Sketches by 1307.” so Well that before he was 22 his name was known to all the World. He can write a poem. Alexander Pope wrote his famous “Ode to Soli- tude" when he was only 12 years old. He can "make his mark" so Well that it will open his career. Palmerâ€" ston, England's great statesman. was admiroc. in school home in Eng- lish, French and Italian that are models of composition toâ€"day. He can enter a great university beâ€" fore he is 13. William Pitt did it. “Your son has a fine touch, Mrs. Moriarity." "Yis; an’ shure it’s no wonder he loves the Piano and niver ti'res of it. He has great taste for music, and this is only natural, for his grandfather had his head broken with a comet at a picnic." Edithâ€""There is one thing in parâ€" ticular that I like Mr. Tactin for. He is so frank, you know. He al- ways tells me of my faults without the least hesitation. That was the agreemcmt I caused him to make.” Berthaâ€"“And you mean 'to say that you do not get angry with him?" ' Edithâ€"“Never.” Berthaâ€""Tell me some of the faults he has found in you." Edithâ€""0h, he hasn’t found any yet. When I ask him to name them he always says that I am faultless,” That Cuttlng Acid that arises from the stomach and almost strangles, is caused by fermentation of the food in the stomach. It is a foretaste of indiges- tion and dyspepsia. 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It’s the quickest acting medicine I ever saw.”â€"18 Customerâ€"“That; Watch you sold me the other day does not keep good time." Dealerâ€"“It isn't the fault of the watch. Haven’t you heard people say that times are very bad just now?” “I hate grammar awful," remark- ed a young fellow to whom someâ€" thing Hud bevn Said regarding that study. "Do you?" replied an elder- ly gentleman. “No doubt you will like it better when you become ac- quainted with it.” 011 c he hm a well wait 1 face, black “\Vh have h1 “Why “And Bickle’s Anti-Consum tive Syrup is an unparalleled reme y for colds, coughs, influenza and diseases of the throat and lungs. The fame of the medicine rests upon years of successful use in eradicating these affections. and in protecting mankind from the fatal ravages of consumption, and as u. neg- lected cold leads to consumption, one cannot be too careful to fight it in its early stages. Bickle’s Syrup is the weapon, use it Gentlemenâ€"My three children were dangerously low with diphâ€" th'cria. On the advice of our priest my wife began the use of MINARD'S LINIMEN'I‘. In two hours they Were greatly relieved. and in five days they were Completely Well, and I firmly believe your valuable Liniment saved the lives of my children. Gl'atcfully yours, ADILAIID LEFEBVRE. pra A man is in luck if turned down whilu something to turn up ance, picking of the nose, etc., you mm depend upon .it that the primary cause of the trouble is worms. Mother Gravcs’ Worm EXtermInatur eflectuull) removes these pests, at once relieving the little sullcrcrs. 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II ha‘ M said page-boy, whom 'agcd, astonished by appearing- to with a swullen or unmistakable L] the master, teen lighting." was the reply. your opponent he doesn't get waiting for out about WE WATCH ’1'; l Shiflegh’s ‘ ) fi©nsumpfion Mim'st'enâ€"J‘So you don't think I practise what I preach, deacon?" Deaconâ€""Well, considering that you have been proaching on the subject of resignation for the past thirtyâ€" seven years, I don't quite think you do.” Use Lover’s Dry Soup (a. powder) to wash wooleus and flannelsr you’ll like it. Keep Minard‘s Liniment; in the house "Isn't that merely idle gossip?" "Gossip, my dear," answered Miss Cayenne, “is never idle. 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