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I'HE FILLING CATTLE INSTRUMENT CASE. These cases, which are made of polish- hi oak, contain a number of instru- ments that no farmer, dairyman or stock owner can afford to be without. Every one of these instruments when needed are needed at the moment. Just one case of Milk Fever saved will many times pay the costofthe entire outfit. It seems strange that this very important cullit has not before now been made up. To us it seems one of the most portant improvements to the dairy farm ever devised. Milk Fever outfit for Air Treatment recom- mended by the United Stat-es Depart- ment of Agriculture, but it also has a complete assortment of cattle syringes, trecars for bloat, lead probes, milking tubes, test dilaters, teat bistouries, teat opener, thermometer and bandages. It is made by George P. Pilling & Son, Philadelphia, who will gladly send any of their readers a description of the case. | . SHORTEST WILL 0N RECORD. Estate Worth Over 340.0000 Disposed at in Three Words. Probate of the shortest will on record was granted in London, England, last Saturday. It is that of Fred Charles William Thorn, of Streatham, whose will disposing of property of the value of £8,285 was written in pencil on a creased envelope, and read “All for mother. C. T." This grant supersedes a grant of ad- ministration to the widow in June last, as the president of the Probate Court in the action Thorn v. Dickens. on Feb. 22 last, pronounced for the force and validity of this will, and probate there- of has accordingly been granted to the widow, Mrs. Mary Ann Thorn, of 57 Park Road. Stratford, Essex, as resi- duary legatee, the testator having named no executor. _._.+___. PILLS AND "1.8.8 A prolific cause of Piles is the use of sothartics and pills of a drastic, violent. nature, which is always followed by a reaction on account of the resinous, drying properties they contain. There are other causes, but no matter what: the cause or what the kind of Piles, Dr. Leonhardt’s Hem-Roid can be relied upon to cureâ€"to stay cured. It’s an internal remedy that removes the causes of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or Snppnmtirg Piles. A guarantee goes with each package con- «taining a month’s treatment. It can be obtained for $1.00 at druggists’, or The Wilson-Fer 00., Limited, Lisgnra Falls. Out». 6 ah LION TAMER SAVED BY SISTER. She Enters Cage and Beats the Animals Off. A girl’s courage and presence of mind saved a lion tamer from a terrible death the other day at Paris, France. l During a performance at a menagerie ,at Versailles a tamer named Robert Jentered a cage containing a lion and lioness. The lioness sprang upon him, .and while he was seeking to beat her loft, the lion also attacked him, seizing lhlm by the arm. Seeing the trainer's ldangcr. his sister, aged twenty-two. arming herself with a heavy stick. rushed into the cage and belaborcd the lion over the head. Then she caught [hold of the animal by the mane and ragged him off her brother, enabling the latter, who was badly wounded, to be taken out of the cage. ' The attendants. with pitchforks, kept ,the animals at bay ,effecled her escape. â€"â€"â€"â€"+ THE NEXT THING TODO. Simpsonâ€"Do you go to church regu- ;tarly every Sunday? ' Hopkinsâ€"Pretty nearly. Simpson~What do you mean ‘pretty nearly?” Hopkins â€" Regularly every ,my wife tries to make me go!” by Sunday .â€"_â€".â€" some; “2414:; until the plucky girl my preposal, Mussobahletomsieknm’! QUITE GENEROUS. One Sunday recently a lady went into a church in a town to which she was a stranger and asked to be shown to a seat. The sidesman conducted her to\a back seat in the gallery, the only other occuPant at the time being an old gentleman, who rose to let her pass. it was somewhat dark. and the lady, as she shook her skirts and settled down. had a horrible suspicion that she was sitting on something besides the cushion. She put out her hand and drew forth the sad remains of a silk hat. “Oh,” she said to the old gentleman, "I beg your pardon. I‘m so sorry." The old gentleman looked at the met- ancholy ruin, and replied that it could not be helped. “Oh, it‘s truly generous of you to say so." said the lady, “but I'm afraid you're angry." “Not in the least,” said the old gentle- man, straightening out the hot and placing it under the seat; “you see, it‘s not my hat. It belongs to Mr. â€", who showed you in l” Do not delay in getting relief for the little folks. Mother Graves‘ Worm Iii-r- terminator is a pleasant and sure cure. If you love your child why do you let i'. suffer when a remedy is so near at hand? your geography lesson toâ€"day, Johnnie?” Pupilâ€"“Beautifully. The teacher was so pleased that she made me stay after school, and repeat it all over again, only just to her." “They call me the human songbird." “As a precaution, I supose. There’s a law against shooting songbirds." A Cure for Costiveness.â€"Costiveness Bunnth loop "Wraan but is best when used in the Sunlight way. 3“, mm 5“? mm mm 15' from contributing disordered digestion. causes usually Agentâ€"“Here, madam, is a book that will tell you how to manage a hus- banr." Womanâ€"‘But, my dear lady, what I want is a book that will tell me how to get one, and I’ll manage him ill right.” ciples. are so compounded that certain ingredients in them pass through the stomach and act upon the bowels so as to remove their torpor and arouse them to proper action. Many thousands are prepared to bear testimony powers in this respect. ln Nature‘s Storehouse There are Curesâ€"Medical experimentshave shown conclusively that there are medicinal virtues in even ordinary plants grow- ing up around us which give them a value that cannot be estimated. It is held by some that Nature provides a cure for every disease which neglect and ignorance have visited upon man. However. this may be. it is well known that Parmelee‘s Vegetable Pills. distilled from roots and herbs, are a sovereign remedy in curing all disorders of the digestion. Motherâ€"“Iiow’s this, Tommy? You‘ve been fighting Billy Jones again, when l forbade it.” me to return good for evil, ma? Well I gave him a good one to-day.” There Is no more obstinate skin trouble than Salt Rheum. It sometimes lingers for years, but Weaver's Comte makes short; work of it. Also, take Weaver's Syrup to insure permanent ours. ARTFUI. MRS. \VITHERBY. Witherbyâ€"“I’ve invited a fellow here to dinner to-morrow night." Mrs. Witherbyâ€"J‘Oh, my dear. what did you do that for? Why, the new cook is coming to-morrow, and you know it will be just awful.” Witherbyâ€"“l don‘t see anything awâ€" ful about it. Give him what. we've got. I guess it's good enough." full-s. \N’itherbyâ€"“That’s just like a ‘::i in. You don't seem to care for ap- gi-arances at all. Can‘t you put him off?” Witherbyâ€"“No, I can’t. The ideal I invite a friend to dinner, and my wife protests. But, madam, he comes just the same. As long as I am running this houac I propose to do as I please." Mrs. Witherbyâ€"“Who is it?” \\'itherbyâ€"“Wigson. You know him, don't you?“ Mrs. Witherby (seized with an inspira- tion)â€"“Kn0w himl I should say I did. Why. he’s an old sweetheart of mine." \\'iiherbyâ€"“I guess not.” Mrs. \Vitherbyâ€"“But he is. Have him to dinner by all means. Oh, I should just love to see him! How he used to make love to me!" Witherbyâ€"“I'le did, eh?” Mrs. \‘Vitherbyâ€"“Yes. indeed. It was rnly by the merest- chance that I didn’t become his wife. This is indeed a plea- sure. Dear boy! Let’s see; I haven’t seen Charlie Wigson for four years.” _Witherby (dryly)â€"“Y0u haven’t, ch? Well, I wouldn’t be surprised if you didn‘t see him for four more.” Mrs. Witherby (feigning great disap- pointment)~“0h, you haven't chanozd your mind. have you? Aren’t you 2,). ing to bring him to dinner?" Witherbyâ€"“No. madam, I'm not.” Sheâ€"“There is a woman in Fulham who has not looked in a mirror for thir- ty years.” she lost her eyesight?" hood enable you to enjoy your meals without having tn spend ha i your time between them over a hot cook-stove. All the cooking is done in Libby‘s kitchenâ€"a kitchen as clean and neat as your own. and there's nothing for you to do but the result. Liby's Products are selected meats, cooked by cooks who know how. and only the good parts packed. 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Kellogg's Dysentery Cordiali Limited' Londonv 0m- is prepared from drugs known to thel profession as thoroughly reliable for1 the cure of cholera, (lyscnterv, diar- rhoea. griping pains and summer com- plaints. It has been used successfully by medical practitioners for a number of years with gratifying results. If suffering from any summer complaint it is- just the medicine that will cure you. Try a bottle. It sells for 25 cents. CRUSIIED FINGERS. Parentâ€"“flow did you get along with * flarrugatefl Ewan. comes from the refusal of the excretory. organs to perform their duties regular-1 , Parmelee’s Vega. table Pills, prepared on scientific prin-; Tommyâ€"“Didin’t yer tell‘ he gave me a bad lickin’ yesterday, and lieâ€"“And how did you say‘ r l i l i t i r i l . to their , Sunlight Soap is better than other soaps, but is best when used in the Sunlight way. To appreciate the simplicity and ease of - washing with Sunlight Soap in the Sunlight way you should follow directions. After rubbing on the soap, roll up each piece. immerse in the water, and go away. ,j Soap will do its work in thirty to sixty minutes. Your clothes will be cleaner and whiter than if washed in the oldrfashioned way with boiler and hard rubbing. Equally good with hard or soft water. Lever Brother. lelted. Toronto " ‘h‘mfiv lsuonucmxzamu “ Keeping Everluttnzly atit Brings Suuess." PEDLAR‘S CORRUGATED IRON is made on a 36,600 I'D. press (the only one in Canada) one corrugation at a time, straight to size. l We carry Made in 1 inch. 2 inch or 2% inch to 10 feet in 28, 26, 2A, 22, 20, 18 Min and Warehouse Buildings and (llltlllil, Gill, Width). (till. 423 Sussex st. 11 Colborne st. lltllllltlfll. Gilt. 767 Craig St. FIVE \NAYS TO CURE A COLD. (1) Bathe the feet in hot water and drink a pint of hot lemonade, then sponge with salt water and remain in a warm room. (2) Bathe the face in very hot water every five minutes for an hour. (3) Sniff up the nostrils hot salt water every three hours. (it) Inhale ammonia or menthol. (5) Take four hours’ active exercise in the open air. A ten-grain dose of quinine will usually break up a cold in the beginning. Any- thing that will set the blood actively in circulation will do it. A butcher was invited the other night to attend a concert, but positively deâ€" clined, even when a free ticket was offered him. When pressed for a rea- son, he replied: “If I should go I should see so many people who owe me for meat that it would spoil all my fun." It will Prolong Lifeâ€"De Sota, Spaniard, lost his life in the wilds of Florida, whither he went for the pur- pose of discovering the legendary “Foun- tain of perpetual youth," said to exist in that then unknown country. Dr. ’l‘homas‘ Eclectric Oil will not petuate youth, it will remove the bodily pains which make the young old fore their time and harass the aged in- to untimely graves. the “l have three children, who are the very image of myself," said Jones, en- thusiastically. “I pity the youngest," returned Brown, quietly. “Why?” ask- id Jones. “Because he is the one who will have to resemble you the longest,“ said Brown. There are a coma. Ilolloway‘s (Zorn Cure will ie- move any of them. Call on your drug- gisl and get a bottle at once. Young Wife (worn out by attending crying baby): “Dear, dear! I do wish people had their second childhood first. Then they'd be old enough to know bet- ter than to cry so." a. 600 ton stock in Oshawa. . London and can ship ordinary requirements the same day order isreceived. au This class of material is most gullible is water and wind proof. ‘i Corrugated Ridges. Lead Washers and Galvanized Nails carried in stock. Send Specifications to your nearest cities for catalogues and prices. THE PEDLAR PEOPLE, 69 Dnndas st. In theaters Gaaada Saskatchewan, only 8 miles from two railways, 0.79.1 6a G.T.P. Strong soil, 90 par cont. About 40 miles NE. of Indian Hood. Price “0.50 pot you Write for map and full particulars. R. PARSONS, 9| Weucsley Street, Toronto. Canada. number of varieties of] and is guaranteed true and Montreal, Ottawa, Toronto and corrugations in sheets any length up 6 both Painted and Galvanized. for fireproofing Barns, Factory, remnants. 6’13 Pandfl'fi ltilttltlli,01lt. lilitllitittt llilil. 76 Inmbaird st_ Write your Nearest Micaâ€"HEAD 011mm: AND WORKSâ€"OSHAWA, Ont Largest makers of Sheet Metal Building Materials under the British Flag. Two some ' I sections, wig ed lands l1! plo I: load, spring crook, no slough: Wilson” a FLY ONE PACKET HAS ACTUALLY KILLED A BUSI‘IEL 0F FLIES Sold by all Druggists and General Stores and by mail. TEN CENTS PER PACKET FROM ARCHDALE WILSON , HAMJLTON. ONT. 208 than Wanted at Once In various parts of the Dominion, at While whole or spare time agents, to sell I per_ high grade stock of hardy and well grown trees and plants. Go-ahead and be_ energetic men can make a very profit able business of selling this stock, which Is well known. Liberal terms and a Complete outfit. Commission paid week: ly. Apply at once to E. D. SMITH, Heldcrtrigh Nurseries, Winona, Ontario. Established over a quarter of a century. "VERITAS" GALVANIO RING has cured thousands of ‘ oopls suflering from heumatism, Neuradgin (I Nervousnsss, Im uritiss ‘3.“ of the blood it. has a. beneficial edect on the whole body. We are making a. special trial offer to readers of this paper. Send stamp for testimonials and our trial offer to The ’Vcrltss' Import ‘30.. Dept. ‘B, 219 Bloury street, Montreal A crushed finger should be plunged into water as hot as can possibly be borne. 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