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Summer Excursioln, 836. by the new Twin Screw SS. "Bermudian", 5,500 tons. Sailing (st-h (l 19th June, 8rd, 17th and 31:: July. 14th and th Au us 4th, 14th and 25th Septembox‘ Mb am an 26th October. 6th, mm and 27m Novem- r. Temperature cooled by sea breeze: seldom an; 89°'°.89 519:1“.‘31, ,A.~__. L, L‘AVAI. .,‘ ."T'fieuéégtvifiâ€"figbffhe season for health and comfort. ‘ ARTHUR AHLRN. Secretary, Quebec. A. E. OUTERBRIDGE & CO.. Agents, 2') Bmadway, New York. l p.ln,, 8rd and 17th June. In, lath and 20th July, 12th and 26“! August, 92h and 23rd September. und fortnightly thereaftor for Piclnu, N \2. call- Lng at uol‘ee, Gaspe. Mal Bay, Pure. Cape Cove, Grand iver. Summonldo, P.E.I., and Charlot- tetown, P.E.I. BERMUDA Twin Screw Iron SS. “ Campnna," with electric lights, electric bells and all uodarn comforts. DUEHEESTEAMSHIPEUMPANY River and Gulf of St. lawrence [-1 men and brakemen; experience un- necessary; over 500 positions open at the resent time; high wages; rapid promo- Eon to engineers and conductors; $75 to 200 per month; instructions by mail at your home without interruption with resent occupation; we assist each stu- fient in securing a posQion; don’t delay; write to-day for free cataiogue, instruc- ions and application blank. National ailway Training School, Inc., V132 K.‘ Boston Block, Minneapolis, Minn. , U.S.A. “Permit. me," said the judge, loud enough to attract. the attention of the ,whole company, among whom was the {barrister in question. “Permit me to tell ‘you a. little story: My father, when he lived in the country, had a dogâ€"a mere puppy. I may say. Well, this puppy 1 After the adjournment. for the day, tand when at] were assembled at. the lhote] where the judge and many of the "oourt folk had their refreshments, some- one asked the judge why he did not, re- tbuke the imperunent, fellow. A certain well-known judge was once ‘violenlly attacked by a young and very {impudent counsel To the surprise of ieveryone. the judge heard him right. hhmugh. unconscious of what was said ’by “.1059 Present, and made no reply. tnegret Over Resignation oi the “Maker” 0! the Country. ‘ The resignation of herd Cromer has been received with a universal cry of re- lgret. He was the Consul-General in Egypt. and as such wielded as much ower as a sovereign ruler. it was the ate Lord Salisbury who once summed yup Lcrd Cromer‘s character in this sen- ttence: “He always carries an ultima- Etum up his sleeve.” This was in allusion fto the many occasions on which the Khe- {dive had to be brought to see sense by strong action. At a crisis some years ago, Lord Cromer ordered the Khedive to dismiss his Prime Minister within lltwentq-four hours. sent to Malta for a ifew thousand troops to be in readiness lto support him if necessary, and then wvent and filled in an hour or two by playing lawn tennis. l Summer Cruises in Cool Latitudes SAILS FROM MONTREAL ox MONDAYS at Write us for full information aboutcrops, climate and special railroad rates. Telfer & ngood Before deciding where to locate in the West, let us tell you about these lands. The best wheat fields, the richest grazing land, are in this province. Local representative wanted in each county. :(‘5 CORISTINE BUILDING, MONTREAL. OUNG MEN \VANTEDâ€"FOR FIRE INORD CROMER AND EGYPT. ONE FOR THE BARRISTER Eastern Selling Agents, {SSl‘E .‘x‘O LIMITED. I-Iolloway's Corn Cure destroys all kinds of corns and warts. root and branch. \th then would endure them with such a cheap and eflectual remedy within reach? It’s an undisputed fact. do not have an): more 5 get married than they were born. Much dren is Graves’ Harv west. 0 in the 91000 5 Much distress and sickness in chil- dren is caused by worms. Mother Graves’ Worm Exterminator gives re- lief by removing the cause. Give it a trial and be convinced. I 'The commissary is still puzzled and has ordered a doctor to examine the slrange trio. ‘ V TONS OF IRON consumed each year in medi- cine. In "Iv‘errovim." the best tonic. it is so cleverly manipulategl that the weak and sickly get, a.“ possible nounshment and benefit from it. Booker: “No; my wife is busy decid ing lhe places where I sha’n‘t g0.” It takes eleven complete processes to make a needle. The first is gauging the wire. and the last are drilling the eyes, finishing the points. and papei‘ing. Each noodle will pass through the hands of over a some of workmen. The Caspian Sea is the largest, inland body of waler in the world. it is 740 miles long, and its area is about. 140,000 square miles. It is at present rapidly diminishing in size. them. My brother and son suffer in the same way.” This last statement was too much for magisterial credulity, so both men were fetched from their work and examined. They described their symptoms, which “(we identical with the woman’s and added that they, too. felt quite well out- side of the house. The son, who works in an office. pointed to corns on the palms of his hands. the consequence 0’ the frequency of this eccentric form of daily exercise. Additional ,proof was furnished by all three afflicted persons making the circuit of the room several times on their hands. “I thank you, madam, for your hospi- talily. Your kindness brings tears of gratitude to my eyes. ’Tis a hard, cruel world, and l, a harmless member of society, am hunted down by its mynni- dons of the law simply because I bear a resemblance to a balloon.” “A bal- loon! I fail to see the resemblance, my man.” “Probably so, madam; but you see, like the balloon, I have no visible means of support 1" Knicker : the suman the old feeling comes over me. My hands are attracth toward the door as if by some magnetic force. As soon as my hands come in contact. with the floor I feel myself compelled to walk upon them. My brother and son suffer in the “It is an awful affliction.” she said, "My health has given way under it. Outside the house I am all right, but us soon as I set foot inside the door the old feeling comes over me. Mv ; The olher day Mme. Bleroti, who is a hard-working woman of 50, went, H is said, with tears in ’her eyes to beg lhe local police commissary to suggest. SIJH‘le remedy by which she might be cured of her propensity for hand-walk- ing. The official, suspecting that he had a lunatic to deal with, had her Kept under observalion while he made en- quiries. The neighbors all replied that there was no doubt of the woman‘s sanity. Strange: Mflicl‘ion to \Vhich French Family is Subject: According to the newspapers, 8 fam- ily living in a suburban quarter of Paris, France. is amicled with a curi- ous maladyâ€"an irresistible desire to walk on their hands. We would go out every moonlight nighl. and bark at the moon for hours together.” The judge paused as if he had finished. “Well, what of that?" exclaimed half- a-dozen of the audience at. once. “Oh, nothingâ€"nothing; but. the moon kept on §hining just as if nothing had happened \\\\\\\ when e Uni stude‘ “’ALK ON THEIR HANDS. H it hsek. 204 CelluloidStarchneeds no cookingâ€"just cold water and ’tls ready. ’Twon’tstick, yet gives a better gloss with less iron- rubbi’n , than any stare you know. Its price is little. Your dealer sells it. Try it this week. 204 TIIE \VAY OF IT “Are your plans made for ispuled fact. that some anx more sense when than they did when nd. ates sitah'on in sayin s Dysenlery Con [6 best. medicine n 163( There are 'ee miles niversity me the the I and butter, but I A Successful Medicine. â€" Everyone wishes to be successful in any under- taking in which he may engage. It is therefore, extremely gratifying to the proprietors of Parmclee’s Vegetable Pills to know that their efforts to com- pound a medicine which would provea blessing to mankind have been success- tn' beyond their expectations. The en- dorsation of these Pills by the public is a guarantee that a pill has been pro- duced which‘ will fulfil everything claimed for it. A Reduisite for the Rancher.â€"0n the cattle ranges of the West. where men and stock are far from doctors and apo« thecuries, Dr. Thomas’ Eclectrie Oil is kf‘pt on hand by the intelligent as a ready made medicine, not only for many humgn ills, but as a horse and cattle medicine of surpassing merit. A horse and cattle rancher will find matters greatly simplified by using this Oil. lTCH. Mange, Prairie Scrath and every IOI‘m or contagious Itch on human rr animals cured in 30 minutes by Wol- ford's Sanitary Lotion. It never fails. Sold by all druggists. A Carefully Prepared Pi]l.â€"Much time and attention were expended in the exâ€" perimenting with the ingredients that enter into the composition of Parmelee's Vegetable Pills before they were brought to the state in which they were first (,I- iered to the public. Whatever other [ills may be, Parmelee‘s Vegetable Pills are the result of much expert study, and all persons stuttering from dyspep- sia or disordered liver and kidneys may confidently accept them as being what they are represented to he. LAZY pLD SORES, painful and disfigufin . will not 1m er long aftor treatment with “’eaverg’s Comte has een begun: Also, cleanse the blood with Weaver's Syrup. “Now that Grindle has mad( 2 has joined the church." "Wonder why he didn’t join “He didn't want anything to with his business.” Money is believed to have been first coined in Aigina about 895 BC. “Ah ! change “What a change a woman can make in a man’s life l" She: “No one knows what I’ve gone lhmugh since I mam‘ied you.” He: “Well, if there’s anything that you haven’t gone through it. must be my pyjamas, and they have‘ no pockets." "I hope that all who are afflicted with the same symptoms will take Peruna, as it has certainly cured me.” The above is only one of hundreds who have written similar letters to Dr. Hartman. Just one such case as this entities Peruna to the candid consider- ation of every one similarly afflicted. If this be true of the testimony of one person what, ought. to be the testimony of hundreds, yes thousands, of honest, sincere people. We have in our til-es a great many other testimonials. Mr. Pedagog: “Obsequies areâ€"well now, if I should meet with a fatal accl dent, what would we have 7" Chorus (joyfully: “A holiday I” MRS. LENORA BODENHAMER. Mrs. Lenora Bodenhamer, FLF. D. 1., Box 90, Kei‘nei‘svilto, N. C., writes: “I suffered with stomach trouble and Indigestion for some time, and nothing that, I ate agreed with me. I was very nervous and experienced a continual feeling of uneasiness and fear. I took medicine from the doctor, but it, did me no good. “I found in one of your Peruna books a description of my symptoms. 1 then wrote to Dr. Hartman for advice. He said I had catarrh of the stomach. I took Peruna and Manalln and followed his directions and can now say that I feel as well as I ever did. ' yes, And what an awful lot, of she requires while doing it !” ON SAMI UNHAMPERED THEN TIME FOR ,CHEERS. SINEWS OF \VAR. DIGGING. 1n ma‘am. love pie. '81] PRINCIPLE :an you like’ and int( CXI bread Then rally round the olden flag! The loved red, white and blue: Let traitors scheme. or boasters brag To Canada prove true. has never been and never can be replaced. It occupies a unique and secure place in the world of hygienics. sports and utilities. 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