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The Professorâ€"“I want you child- ren to go to my lecture to-night.” Robertâ€"“Couldn’t you Whip us inâ€" stead, just_ this once, papa. ’2” Young Sonâ€"“Say, paw, when it rains hard, does the rain go into the elstern‘l" Pawâ€"“Yes, my son, of course.” Xoung Sonâ€"“Well, then, how does it come to be soft water?” Pawâ€"“You go on (3’ bed.” Sixty or seventy chews to every bite of food is what we ought to give; instead of that, we scurry through our meals, we bite our fpod and hastily swallow it with the elp of a mouthful of water or other uid, and what is the result of this? irst there is indigestion, from the stomach receiving improperly chewed food; secondly, all the evils which follow indigestionâ€"namely, muddy complexion, red nose, and lustreless eyes. Then the teeth suf- fer from lack of use. The teeth are meant for chewing the food, and if not used for that purpose for which Nature intended them will surely decay. Note how much one’s looks depend upon chewing one’s food. Used according to directions, Dr. J. D. Kellogg’s Dysentery Cordial will afford relief in the most acute form of summer complaint. When- ever the attack manifests itself no time should be lost in seeking the aid of the Cordial. It will act im- mediater on the stomach and in- testines and ally the irritation and pain. A trial of it will convince anyone of the truth of these asserâ€" tions. Coal Merchant (anxiously) â€" “hold on! That load hasn’t been weighed. It looks to me a. trifle large for a. ton.” Driverâ€"“’Tain’t intended for a. ton. It’s two tons.” Coal Merchantâ€"“Beg pardon. Go ahead. ’ ’ bf Hair Goods will be made by Prof. Pember at his new store, A Sound Stomach Means a Clear Headâ€"The high pressure of a nerv- ous life which business men of the present day are constrained to live make draughts upon their vitality highly detrimental to their health. It is only by the most careful treat- ent that they are able to keep hemselves alert and active in their various callings, many of them know the value of Parmelee’s Ve- getable fills in regulating the stoâ€" “mach and consequéntly kéeping the head clear. Switches from $2.50 to $25.50, Pompadour Bangs from $6.50 up, and Wigs and Toupees from $20.00 to $50.00. Write for catalogue. In a recent campaign of the French in Madagascar 14,000 men were sent to the front, of whom 29 were killed in action, and over 7,- 000 perished from preventable dis- ease. In the Boer war the English losses were ten times greater from disease than from bullets. Children who are Pale sud peevlsh want some- thing that. will make good nah blood; them is nothing to equal “ Ferrovim " for this purpose. “others. be sun to get a but 0. WAR LOSSES FROM DISEASE The Toronto Exhibition is the only Dandruff Cure. For Shalnpooing it has no equal. Sold by all ail druggists, 50c, or sent postpaid from the Seven Sutherland Sisters, 179 King BL, Toronto, on receipt of price. ' I27-l29 YONGE STREET CHEWING THE FOOD SUTHERLAHD SISTERS SGALP CLEANER ’CAUSE. looking jewel case a bomb of a. pain ticularly deadly type. On another occasion, on entering Alexander‘s study, the Czarina fancied she heard a. slight rustling sound be‘ hind the window curtains. With a. Folks who make a. lot of fuss over their faith would be more convincing if they simply would express it in terms of friendship. rare presence of mind she took her husband away under pretext of bidding his children “good-night” in the nursery. On leaving the room she locked the door and gave the key to a. party of soldiers, who on entering and examining the study, made the startling discovery that some one had made his escape through the window. “Bovril is the best food for trainâ€" ing that I have ever used.” (Signed) A. SCHILLES. “Bovril is excellent for athletes and I use it exclusively.” thtle Haroldâ€"“Papa, dld Solo- mon have 700 Wives?” Papaâ€"“I believe he did, my son.” Little Haroldâ€"“Was he the man who said, ‘Give me hoerty or give me death’ '1” The reported discovery of the] Czarina. of a. “Terrorist death senâ€" tence” lying on the bed of her sleeping son recalls two similarly tragic episodes in the life of her mother-in-law, the Dowager Em- press. On one occasion she found on her husband’s dressing-table a curious and unfamiliar jewel case, and, on picking it up to examine it more closely, was both surprised and alarmed at its weight. Hur- rying with it to her own room, she plunged it into a. basin of water, and summoned the Prefect of P04 lice, who pronounced the innocentâ€" The 2,000 metres tandem bicycle race, July 29, was won by A. Schil- les and A. Auffray. Read what they say . BOVRIL gives strength to the weak and maintains the strength of the strong. A Soothing Oil.â€"â€"To throw oil up- on the troubled waters means to subdue to calmness the mos? bois- terous sea. To apply Dr:_Tl_10mas’ Eclectric Oil to the troubled body when it is racked with pain means speedy subjugation of the most reâ€" fractory elements. It cures pain, heals bruises, takes the fire from burns, and as a general househmd medicine is useful in many ailments. If is worth much. LIKE FATHER, LIKE SON. Fatherâ€""Got a, fall, did you'l Well, I hope you didn’t cry like a baby.” Simâ€"“No, dad. I didn’t cry. 1 Just sald one wordâ€"the same as you’d have said I” G. E. LARNER, winner of the 3500 metres walking championship, July 14, ALWAYS TRAINS ON BOVRIL. Has been selected as the only Beef preparation to be sold at the FRAN C O-BRITISH EX HIBI’I‘ION a. substitute Hard and soft corns cannot with- stand Holloway’s Corn Cure; it is effectual every time. Get a bottle at once and be happy. In a. certain London theatre there was on one occasion an alarm of fire. The first intimation received as the office was given by a. man, who, all breathless, and tattered, The Olympic Games Throughout the whole world there )8 only one BOVRIL. Don’t take Stocks. Bont‘a. Debentures and Real Estate. Cobalt and all Mining and Oi! Stocks of Canada and United states. Orders executed with promptnoss‘ pondence unlicited. Gil to 627 Tradcm Bank Bulldlng. Torcmo, 0n. lande pay A. R. alcxsasmn: & ca, “Do you go to Sunday school, little boy 1” Dowager Empress of Russia Tvice Saved Husband's Life. 7‘Well, if I said ‘Yep’ I’d be tel- lin’ yer a lie.” #511? The hand of fate is always ready I grasp an opportunity. EMPRESS WA S IIER OINE. Nope.” _ Don’t say ~‘Nope,’ that Isn’t OVREL d with a. bound in front of ng, shouting: “Theatre’s mmme me money back!” THE (Signed) A. AUFFRAY WISE OLD SCu. TRUTHF UL BOY t of the 7011‘03‘ Dorothy, aged 5, who had been very ill, was much impressed with the wisdom of the family physician. “Why, mamma,” she said one day, "if I wanted to die I couldn’t, ’cause Dr. Blank wouldn’t let. me.” Go on.” “Because t} sixteenth and eighteenth.” A Life Annuity of FIFTY-TWO DOLLARS is offered by the ORANGE MEAT people to the one sending in the largest number of bottoms of ORANGE MEAT pack- ages before May 31. 1909. This means that the winner will receive teenth youth, who ed. “it Wm 6hé Dollar EVERY WEEK, or FIFTY-TWO DOLLARS every year, Afiable Barberâ€"“You’re very bald on top, sir.” Selfâ€"conscious customer (much annoyeu;â€"“What if I am’l You needn’t talk so much. How about that squint of yours ’1” Peggyâ€"“Was that P’liceman ever a. little baby, mother 2” Motherâ€" “Why, yes, dear.” Peggy (Thought- fully)â€"“I don’t believe I’ve ever seen a. baby p’liceman.” I ' remcm How do a.s long as he or she lives, or they can exchange it for a. CA SH PRIZE (.I' SEVEN HUNDRED DOLLARS. Besides the above there is a sec- ond Cash Prize of ONE HUNDRED DOLLARS, also other Cash Prizes as follows:â€" “Please pass me the salt,” sand the first boarder. “Salt shouldn’t be taken with this course,” said the second boarder. “I know it. I’m not taking it with this course. I’m taking it with your last remark.” The only condition attached is that you cut out the bottoms of the ORANGE MEAT packages and send them in to ORANGE MEAT, Kingston. The bottom of a Jumbo package counts equal to Three of‘ the smaller size. You should be! able to win one of the above prizes: if you start immediately and get your friends to help you. Send‘ your name and address to ORANGE MEAT, Kingston, TOâ€" DAY, and state that you are en- tering the contest. It is surely worth trying for. Known to Thousandsâ€"Parme- lee’s Vegetable Pills regulate the action of the secretions, purify the blood and keep the stomach and bowels free from deleterious mat- ter. Taken according to direction they will overcome dyspepsia, era.- dicate biliousness, and leave the di- gestive organs healthy and strong to perform their functions. Their merits are Wellâ€"known to thou- sands who know by experience how beneficial they are in giving‘tone to the system. A CONTEST WORTH ENTERING. One trial of Mother Gravcs’ Worm Exterminator will convince you that it has no equle as a. worm medicine. Buy a bottle and see if it does not please you. Lingeringvstubborn «Id acres are erased from the skin by oaver's Comte. The good work of blood-clean is complewd with Weavor's Syrup. "Are you surc was on the 50‘ month 7” asked Lh wmch seemed to minty upon such 1 MTgri Cash Prizes of TWENTY DOLLARS each. Ten Cash Prizes of TEN DOL- LARS each. Twenty Cash Prizes of FIVE DOLLARS each, and ONE HUNâ€" DRED Cash Prizes of ONE DOL- LAR each. A talking machine is all right if it does not talk machine politics. tel 3W s on the sevel nth 7” asked the 1 10h seemed to 1 nty upon such a. I mud the rear-,1) 01 lect. Wes.” said 171: Becau dies,” said the _ th, who was being C] “it was the sevenlx Now, remember,” c< yer, with increasing caretu ON THE L) U 'l‘BIUE PROOF POSITIVE .VOll ISSUE NO. 33â€"08. a day before what; you $2: : that occurrencc venteenth of the e lawyer, in a. tone . unply that cer- a. point was almost of the human in- day after w it bef< cross-examm- teenth.” continued the g solemnityâ€" under oath. as the seven- undismayed HOW the the JEWELLERY SURPRESE 62 TR” Sent Lhrnnkh' n Cu-le, not only 1 1“: mm: Enhan " lthought I must. go on sufiering from piles unul I died: but Zam-Buk cured me,”u\ys Mrs. E. Reed, 0! Sleenburg. Ont, and adds:â€"" I was so wzakeued that I could hatdly move nbwt. and a little work caused me great agony. '] ban I heard ofthis grand balm, IN! I am thankful to say that it has cured me." an-Buk alsocuresculx, burr eczcma, ulcers, clml'cd place<, s‘ [kin patches, and all skin injl Druggisls and stores at 504:. I 00.. Toronto. 3 bot for $1.2 John Wanless 456 COu Toronto’s oldest and most reliable Jewellers have disposed of their warehouse and will sell out the whole of their immense stock by October Isr. Unheard of bargains are being offered in Watches, Rings, Silverware, Clocks and so forth. WANLESS & CG“, diseafiex. Epil'apsy, 'Hpuir Dummy, Exam-Mon. Bonds and Stocks Bought and Sold on all all Exchanges ADJ. PATTISON «Sc £30., 168 YONGE ST., TORONTO DR.KLINE’SGEEAT ‘ NERVE RESTORE? $2 TRIAL EOTTLE FREE DR. H. II. KLINE, Ltd. 931 Mon at, Philadelphia: Correspondents :â€" Chas. Head 6': Co., Members You Should Get Some of Them 35-35 SCOTT ST., TORONTO. New York and Boston Stock Exchanges. temporary n-liel’. for Aervou pay. Hpasms, at. Vuus' Dnnv: “Lion. 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