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Peruua. Drug 00.. Columbus Ohio. Gent'"1nen:â€"I can cheerfully re- comme‘ Peruna as an effective cure for ‘ghs and colds. You are thorized to use my photo with be ‘onial in any pubâ€" You arephoto with 61 lication. Mrs. Josm Hall Chase. 804 Tenth St., Washington, D.C. Could Not Smell Nor “our. Mrs. A. L. Wetzel, 1023 Olfio St Terre Haute, Ind., writ-cs: “When I began to take your me» dicine I could not smell, nor hear a. church bell ring. Now I can both smell and hear. “When I began your treatment. my head was terrible. I had buz- zing and chirping noises in my head. “13511713533 manufactured by The gel‘una Drug Mfg. 00., Columbus, hi0. Ask your Druggist fora l-‘rcc Poruna Alumnae for 1909. While more prevalent in winter, when sudden changes in the weaâ€" ther try the strongest constitution, colds and coughs and ailments of the throat may come in any season. At the first sight of derangement use Bickle’s Anti-Consumptive Syrup. Instant relief will be ex- perienced, and use of the medicine until the cold disappears will pro- tect the lungs from attack. For anyone with throat or chest weak- ness it cannot be surpassed. Magistrate (about to commit for trial)â€""Y0u certainly effected the robbery in a, remarkably ingenious ‘wayâ€"in fact, with quite exceptional cunning.” Prisoner (deprecating- ly)â€"â€"“No flattery, yer honorâ€"no flattery, I begs on yer.” Milligan (a new \varder), to pris- oner causing a disturbance: “Hi, you in there, stop that row, or I’ll speak to the Guv‘nor and have ye chucked out into the street!” An Inharltanoo of weak lungs is a serious rumm- esp. but. Allen's Lung Balaam, “ken at the first Iign o! a cough will an Que immunitv from [his dangerous defect. Duu’l trifle with unknown cure-alls. Genius is said to be a certain form of madness, but the madness of most. people is more or less un~ certain. Help your children to grow strong and robust by counteract- ing anything that causes ill‘liealth. One great cause of disease in chil- dren is worms. Remove them with Mother Graves’ Wurm Extermina- tor. It never fails. “My friends," said a temperance lecturer. lowering his voice to an impressive whisper, “if all the pub- lis houses were at the bottom of the sea, what would be the result?" And the answer came, “Lot's of people would get drowned.” msjoszpn H ,6041-ENTH 51-. KWASHINGTON, 9.6. I Took Pc-I’tl-f is a serious nmjrfl- There is something so honest and bold in the selfâ€"criticism of a man who appreciates his own virtues that it may well avppal the soul un- accustomed to confidence. A well-known general, in review- ing a corps of cavalry, suddenly stopped before a splendid-looking fellow, and asked abruptly :â€" “Which is the best horse in the regiment, my man?” “Number Forty, sir.” “What makes you think that he is the best horese 2” "He walks, trots, and gallops “He walks, trots, and ga‘llops 'well, is a good leaper. has no Vice, no blemish, carries his head well, is in his prime.” “And who is the Lost soldier in the regiment?” “Tom Bodgcrs, sir.” “Why?” “Because he is an honorable man, is obedient, tidy, takes good care ’of his equipment and his horse, and does his duty well.” horse?” "Tom Bodgers. sir.” “And who is Tom Rodgers?” “1 am, 311‘." The general could not help laugh ing, but he gave $5 to his inform ant. It is impossible for mwoman to understand how any man can have so much money that he doesn’t know what to do with. When a. dude seems to gent, remember that “t1 seldom what they seem. by Cicero.” American Tourist: “Pshaw! that’s nothing. Why, in one of our American museums we have the lead pencil with which Noah used to check off the animals as they came out of the Ark.” Put up (n :1 Yard none. The famous "The D 6! L”Menthn] Plasters, which cure lumlmgo, backache, sciatica, neuralgia, etc, are ahrays put up in one yard rolls for physicians and family use. Davis 4: Lawrence (.30.. Montreal‘ KNEW FOR A CEBTAINITY Shopkeepcr: “Is there anything else I can send you, sir? 'What would you 555' to a piece of this cheese?" Customer: “I wouldn’t care to say anything to it. It might answer me back!” You cannot be happy while you have corns. Then do not delay in getting a. bottle of Holloway’s Corn Cure. It removes all kinds of coma without pain. Failure with it is unknown. inquiring lady: “How much milk does your cow give a day?” Truthful Boy: “ ’Bout eight quarts, lady.” Inquiring Lady: “And how much of that do you sell'l” Truthful Boy: ” ’Bout twelve quarts, lady.” Perhaps you never saw a moving factory, but of course you have heard of a rolling mill. For Bhllhlalnn. Frost Bites, Bruhes, Sprmns, nothing a uuls the famous old remedy, Perry Davia' Painkiller. Keep a bottle always on hand. Equally good t0 check Chills and break up Colds. At LU drumists. A professor was reproving a. stu- dent for his idleness, when the latâ€" ter said :â€"“It’s no use finding fault; I was cut out for a loafer.” “Well,” replied the professor, sur- veying him from head to foot, ‘ 'J "‘o "whoevarvciut you out understood his busmess thoroughly.” For the Overworked.â€"What are the causes of despondeney and melancholy? A disordered liver is one cause and a, prime one. A disordered liver means a disordered stomach. and a. disordered stomach means disturbance of the nervous system. This brings the whole body into subjection and the victim feels sick all over. Parmelee‘s Vege- table Pills are a. recognize‘ rem- édy in this state and reiiet will £01- low their use. “I suppose you carry a memenâ€"l to of some sort m that locket of‘ yours?” i band's “But a1 Mr. Howardâ€"“Isn‘t it wor {111 what fprce _l\'iagar31_has?:l Mrs Do )‘c pE Clarence: “Miss Sharpun has brains enough for two, by Jove!" Florence : "Then why don’t you marry her, Clarence?” Englishman 1 ve Aha who is the rider of the best WTalkmuch â€": “Marvellous! u know when I first saw it. full moment I couldn‘t- IMPOSSIBILITY it IS a. him.” your THE DEPARTED OF COURSE I WONDERFUL DUDISH his hair is all husband is still o be intelli- things” are my bus “Papa, what is a. safety match ’I” Mr. Henpecked (looking carefully to see if his wife is within hearing} â€"-A safety match, son, is when a baldheadcd man marries an armless woman. dens. W11 not end doctor's b n? I ca‘ will if you will ass All you need do box of the remedy in my hands to be this one box will m for others}. It sq. “When you make a request for man to throw something in you way,” remarks the observer ( events and things, “you do n( want it to be a, banana skin.” [M To Knowy is to Prevent.â€"-If the miners who work in co‘d water most of the day would rub their feet and legs with Dr. Thomas’ Eelcktric Oil they would escape muscular rheumatism and render their ne- ther limbs proof against the ill ef- fects of exposure to the cold. Those setting out for mining regions would do well to provide themselves with a supply before starting. Manhattan, most densely the world. It over 99,000 p0 over mlle Allen's lung Balsa cures par-re throat 1m. inflamman and r stops up the air pass Glass bottles Romans as far A.D. Their! land, however 1558. Something M are than a Purgative -â€"To purge is the only effect of many pills now on the market. Par- melee’s Vegetable Pills are more than a purgative. They strengthen the stomach, where other pills weaken it. They cleanse the blood by regulating the liver and kidneys, and they stimulate where other pill compounds depress. Nothing of an injurious nature. used for merer purgative powers, enters into their composition. As a. ple ed the cor hat to hel companion “Ah, my boy, I owe a great dea to that woman.” “Your mother?” was the query Are you discm 11 a. heavy firm: 10 LEVELY PQSWLS 25°. ell-K floral with Greetings and Your Ham. beautifully hosted, Perfumed Satin, Easter Vale-nine. Love. Shells of Ocean. to. kinâ€"JIM- ndveniscment will not uppsav again in this paper. Home and we. fur our price list. and beautiful umpiei. American Pub. 60.. cuntorwlno, Conn. I! you are lookin fur an ideal home, where sunshine, fruit an flowors abound it. can be found in tho famuus Fraser River Valley. Frye booklet and information from Publicity Assocm- Non, New Westminster, KC, AB. Mcd Bum wank! loci brand ed. M m I". H m In your Iavn. Inl- direct cane-.1. Bu 15] BRITISH AMKRIGAN EVEINO C0. 33-35 econ STRIIT. 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