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iii FOR WEEKS SENTENCE SERMONS. The pretense of piety makes 8. AT DEATH'S DOOR ’fififéflrd‘ifilfiiim truth even OUT CURE!) MRS. THOMPSON’S DROPSY. it Startcll with Bm-luu-hc and grew Worse till the Doctor said She Must Die. Holt, Ont., May 17. (Special).â€" All the countryside here is ring- ing with the Wonderful cure of Mrs. Samuel Thompson, who lay at the point of death for weeks, swollen with Dropsy so that the doctor five different times decided to tap her, but. desisted because. as her hus< band said, "It might be better to let her die in peace." After the doctor had given her up Dodd's Kidney Pills cured her. Mrs. Thompson’s terrible trouble started with a pain in the back. She grew worse, and the doctor treated her for jaundice for «eight weeks. Then her foot and legs bc~ gun to swell, and it was realized that Dropsy was the trouble. For seven months she suffered. The doctor said there was no hope; she must die. As a last resort. Dodd's Kidney Pills were tried. The improvement. was slow but gradually her strength came back. Toâ€"day Mrs. Thomp< son is a well woman. She says, and the countryside knows. she owes her life to Dodd‘s Kidney Pills. If the disease is of the Kidneys, or from the Kidneys, Dodd's Kidâ€" ney Pillis will cure it. fl____ PLUOKING THE QSTRICH. Have you ever been on an ostrich- ifarm'.’ Perhaps not; but you wear an ostrich-plume in your Sunday hatl If you don‘t you‘would like to; so you will appreciate a few facts about the winged benefactor of womankind. OstriclufeatherS are not plucked, but “clipped,” and during the process the animal roars like a house afire. Sometimes he kicks out, and the best plan to escape his pedal extremities is to fall flat on the ground. In order to cambat this dangerous habit, ostrichâ€"farmers usually drive the ostriches into “plucking-boxes.” These are little pens made for the purpose, and are just large enough for one ostrich to stand in. After the door is shut, the bird cannot kick, as the sides are too high. and 'he is kept quiet by means of a great cloth mitten, which isdrawn over his head. The feathers are retrieved with shears, and in a little time the 'ostrich recovers his equanimity.” _+____ SIMILARITY. “Are. we free men slaves 'l” pause for a reply. “Well, most of us are married." came the answer from the very last row of seats. or are thundered the orator. H “‘8 “I 'Ilhoy Cleanse While They Cure.â€" Thc vegetable compounds of which Parmclee's Vegetable Pills are composed. mainly dandelion and mandrake, clear the stomach and intestines of deleterious matter and rest-ore the deranged organs to healthful action. Hence they are the best remedy for indigestion available toâ€"day. A trial of them will establish the truth of this asser- tion and do more to convince the ailing than anything that can be written of these pills. NEXT. PLEASE] An employer. having occasion to consult a detective regarding one of his clerks who had absconded. was asked to describe the missing man. “Well.” said the employer. “his hair is dark. face rather sallow. and he has a Roman nose." “I am afraid you will not sucâ€" ceed in finding him if he has n l‘vo- man nose," replied the detective, “because a Roman nevcr turns up.” “051‘ b though no one sees you._ The absences of the divine are al- DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS ways due to our blindness. All our aspiration has to be mea- sured by our perspiration. Reform is a matter of reinvigora- tion rather than of uprooting. Some are so anxious to be good that they are good for nothing. Measure the appreciation you beâ€" stow by that which you dcsirc. The religion that: cannot live in busineSs has no business to live. Lives are to be nicusured by their ,outgoings, not by their incomc. ' The first private goodness grows out of devotion to public welfare One of the most popular ways of dodging a duty is to write a book describing it. You may know' how heaven rc- gards money when you see the peo- ple who have it. They who have done least to pre- vent sin always want to do most in punishing it. Some men are sure they are innuâ€" ble because they can think only in diminutives. Many a church that rails at bibuâ€" lous indulgenccs is eager for incn~ tal anesthesia. When the church acts as an um~ pire it usually waits until the cup has been stolen. The people who seem to have re- ligion on the brain usually have no brains in their religion. When your neighbors wish you were in heaven you may be. sure you are not headed that. way. The only hope some have of stayâ€" ing in their heaven is that no wind will arise sufficient to blow any chafi over the walls. ____x, A MiHlSTER’B ORAWTDOE. Zam-Buk Cured a Face Sore which Defled all other Remedies for Two Years. Rev. Charles 1;. Stafford of Bridgcburg, Ont. says :â€" “léhad been much troubled for over two years with a. sore on my left check. I tried all kinds of solves and lotions, but nothing I procured seemed to have the least bit of l effect towards healing the sore. Hearing of Zam-Buk. I decided to give it a trial, and see iiitwould bringaboutacure.assomanyother things had failed. 1 purchased a supplye and commenced with the treatment. Aitc. several applications, to my great joy. Zam-Buk has effected what for two years I tried in vain to bring aboutâ€"a complete cure." Case after case could be quoted in which, as in the above instance. Zaanuk has worked cures when everything else tried had failed. There isareason for this. Zam~Buk is the ideal remedy because of its unique ingredients for all skin injuries and diseases. Away back in the days of the Roman gladiators. secret balms were used for the healing of cuts and injuries sustained in the arena. and in battle. Then came a period during which external balms were neglected, followed by a period in which all the 5.11ch and embrocations had as their base animal fats and oils. Zam-Buk marks a newepoch. It is absolutely devoid of all animal fats, all mineral colouring matters. and is composed ‘ entirely of rich medicinal herbal extracts. I Zamâ€"Buk is a combination of Nature's rich healing herbal juices by the most modern scientific methods, and the result is a. balm which cures when others fail. Skin diseases. such as eczema. ringworm, salt rheum. and prairie itch, are speedily overcome by it. For piles ii is fine Yâ€"easing the pain and inflammation. unit hastening .1 cure. It also cures burns. sculds. cuts. ,' ulcers. children's sores and eruptions, , blood-poisoning, scratches, old wounds. varicose ulcers. &c. All Drug ists and Stores sell at 50¢. a box. or post-free {or price from Zam~Buk C0,, Toronto. Refuse harmful and cheap imitations, sometimes represented as “ Just as good." at. A woman dislikes a neighborlumd either because there is too nauch ‘gUSSlp or bccuuw there i>n't enough. The transition from winter's Cold to summer's heat frequcutly puts r. strain upon the system that pro- duccs internal complications. al. ways painful and often surinus. A cmnmon form of disorder is dysen- tery. to which many are pr no in the spring and sunnncr. The very best medicine to llaf‘ in subduing this painful ailment is llr. J. D. Kellogg's llysentcry Cordial. It is a standard remedy, sold every \\ here. THE ADVANCE NOT“ 'l~',. .\ volume might be collected of innocent but barbarous pcrvcrsions of the English language. The lat-est comes from the projectors of a new Siamcsc newspaper. who have dis» tributed the following notice: l The news of English we tell the latest. Writ in perfectly style and ‘llluiL .cariicst. Do a murder git lcomunt. we hear of and tell it. Do Staff College. and {1nd in borders of sombre. has each one been write like Kipling and the Dickens. . We circle every t-0wn and extortionâ€" atc not for advertisements. But it. filly it. Tell each of you its greatness for good. Ready on Friâ€"- Number one. A divcr‘s suit is weighted with 160 lbs. of lead. day. a mighty chief die. we publish it.‘ TOMMY WOULDN’T SPEAK. “Now, children,” said the tea- cher. “suposing a tiger were to scizo one of you in its hungry jaws and carry you off into the jungle. what Would you do ?" No reply. “You tell me. Tommy,” she con» tinned, pointing to one of the brightest youngsters. Tommy hesitated. “Come, Tommy,” she said, “Would you cry for helpl" “No. ina'am.” said he; “mother says little boys shouldn't speak at meal times.” In East India the natives find amusement in pitting fighting~fish against each other in the water, as Cubans and others fight gamccocks. Are your corns harder to remove than those that othch have had? Have they not had the same kind '7 Havc they not been cured by using Halloway's Corn Cure? Try a. botâ€" tlc. Plants with white blossoms have a larger proportion of fragrant species than any other; next ('()l]l(‘ red, yellow, and blue. A LONG RECORD OF SUCCESS in cur- ing all sorts of cuts, burns and bruises, as well as all bowel complaints, is hold by "I'ainkiller“-over 60 years. _AVI?,ld Sal-hilltch there is but one "Painkiller â€"â€" Van-y Davis'. 250. and 601:. Perhaps one reason why_we ima- gine that only pretty girls eat onions is because we never get close enough to the homely girls to find out whether they eat 'cm or not. Eyes Are Relieved By Murine when Irritated by Chalk Dust and Eye Strain, incident to the average School Room. A recent Census of New York Clty reveals the fact that in that City alone 17.928 School Clilldrcn needed Eye Care. Why not try Murlue Eye Remedy for Red, Weak, \Veary, \Vatery Eyes. Granulation. Pink Eye and Eye Strain? Murine Doesn't Smart: Soothcs Eye Paln. Is Compounle by Experlenced Physi- cians: Contains no Injurlous or Prohibit- ed Drugs. Try Murine for Your Eye Troubles: You Will Like Murine. Try It in Baby‘s Eyes for Scaly Eyelids: Drug- sts Sell Murine at 50c. The Murine Eye omcrlv (‘o.. Chicago. “'ill Send You In- teresting Eye Books Free. No matter how much trust a man puts in his wife, he soon learns that it isn't safe to trust her to clean out his desk. Pills of Attestcd Valueâ€"Parme- lec's Vegetable Pills are the. result cf careful study of the properties of certain roots and herbs. andthc action of such as laxatives 0n the. digestive appara- tus. The success the compounders have met with attests the value of their rank. These pills have been recognized for many years the best cleaners of the system that can be got. Their excellence was recognized from the first and they grow more popular daily. Statistics of life insurance corn- panies show that in thr- last twenty five years the averagi- length of a man‘s life has increasml two whole years-siren? 4.1.9 to iii!) years. A \‘Voman’s Sympathy Are you discouraged? Is your doctor’s bill a. heavy financial load? Is your pain a heavy physical burden? I know what thcse mean to delicate womenâ€"â€"â€"I have been discouraged, too; but learned how to cure myself. I want to relieve 'our bur< dons. Why not end the puln an stop the ‘ doctor's b Ll? I can do this for you and will if you will assist me. All you need (lo is to write for a free . box 0 the remedy which has been placed In my hands to be glven awn. . Perhaps this one box will cure youâ€"1t as done so for others. It so. I shall be happy and you will be cured for 2c (the cost of a postage stamp). Your letters held conn- deniially, “'rlte to-dav for mv free trout- ment. MRS. F. E CURRAH. Windso Itnumaniu is the most illiterate country in Europe. Out of :i popir lution of 6,000.000. nearly -1.0o0,000 iu-iincr write nor read. TFQDING on a good name 1: ud deter-int! the public is what the iuiiintois of tho well-known "The 1). & L." .‘ill‘llfll'd Plaster are doing. Don't. ha. l'oolcil. lllriSl on the genuine. “The D. (Q L. 7. Argentina has a fifty-four milc horse l';tll\\'1l\'. the loligcst in the world. The healthy glow disappearing from the cheek and lilUElllillg' and rmth‘ssnew at night are sure symp- toms of worms in children. llo not fail to not :1. lmttlc of Mother Gruch Worm l“.xlcrlni11qu: it is :in clicctual media-inc. l .\.: "That‘s ralhci' a iiiiiquc ad:- ltray of yulll‘x‘. old mun. 1 don't lv'now hat l C‘xt‘l‘ saw one like it. Where did you not it 1“ 8.: "Well. ,therc's a little history attached to What. You remember an apple [le't ll told lull my wife ricd her hand on soon after \‘.c \Vl‘l't‘ inarrirdg” "Well. that‘s rim ) ;;\.: “Yr-s.” 13.: vcrust. My Wife has often tric'l t4- smash 1!. bus ~he can't." Miulonarlus In rill Lands are (rlonds of Pain- ' killer. . ‘ For ML a and sudden cmergo'irms l sprains, c s and bruises. the) find it ' Avoid 5 mimtoz, there is 3.1:. â€"Perry Davii’ â€"2.Sc and 60c. The time to give in .2: hurts most to give. Huuvlrevis ivf lethar? testify t-i the fad. I l A BOOK FOR MOTHERS. sedatives and. r. OnL ‘ ! l l Every mother is naturally anxi- ous for information that will en- able hor to keep little ones in good health. The Dr. William-s' Medi- cine Co., have issued a little hook which contains a. great deal of in- formation on the care of infants and young children, that every mo- ther ought to know. The book will be sent free to any mother who will send her name and address to the Dr. Wilfiams' Medicine (‘0.. Brock- ville, Ont. “1,â€"â€" SELFâ€"DEFENL d. “Pa, what is the meaning of self- defcnce I" “Self-defence, my boy, is the spirit which prompts me to eat spring onions when your mother doesf’ It Keeps the Muscles Pliant. â€" Men given to muscular sports and cxercisos and those who suffer musâ€" cular pains from bicycle riding will find Dr. Thomas’ Ecloetric Oil something worth trying. As a lu- bricant it will keep the muscles pliable and free from pains which often follow constant use of them, without softening them or impair- ing their strength. For bruises, sprains and contusions it is with- out a, peer. “Who gave the bride away?" “Her little brother. He stood up right- in the middle of the ceremony and yelled. ‘Hurrnh, Fanny, you've got him at lastil” Then to No Bach Thing as I. harmlonl cough. The trouble goes from bad to worse unless chock- ed. Allen's Lung Balsam euros the worst of colds. It allay: inflammation and clears the air passages. The shiphnildingâ€"wxcluding war- shipsfioutput of the United King dom last. year was only 929.669 tons, against 1,607,890 tons in 1907. THE “BURLINGTON ROUTE ” WRITE will inaugurate. May 23rd. tw.» through trailnv (‘hicago to Seattle. Wash. via. St. l’;iul. daily- Low rates to all North and South Pacific ('oaat points A forty page folder descriptive of the Alaqkaukon Exposition free for the asking. For information in regard to rates and train ser- vico write or call on J. A. YORICK, 54 King St. East, Toronto, Ont. 'Spidcrs. in proportion to their size, are seven times as strong as lions. M GLASS INSURANCE Mill: S WillTEll National Provincial Plate Glass Inuirance Com- :iny Limited. Head Office. London. England. ‘mtnshed 1354. On ltal.Filty’l'hmuand Pound: sterling. For Agenc- 63 at unrepresented points, Province of Ontario. address J. H. EWART, Chief Agent, No. 18 Wellington Streot East, Toronto. Send for booklet “Glass Insurance." a Very low rate on the dollar. We are Sale at prices never before offered. from 15c. to 75c. per copy. Son ‘ ll:i<:i.i:s't‘. lls‘. Try one lot and you willorder more. of Dance. Comic Opera and Educational Instrumental Music; The stock of the late- Canaiianâ€"American Music Go. purchased frcm the Liquidator at reparaa to sacrifice the entire stock for . Tils i; not old shelf-worn stock. BUT ALL EW. , molcru and handsomely illustrated title puges.aml works that sell in the regular wuy Our price, postpaid. while the stock lasts. Single Copies 5c.. 6 for 25c. 15 for 50c.; 35 for $1.00 1 pi‘ivCi in Larger Quzmtitios. Stumpi ncccptcd as cash, §\ hen ordering scale class of music rrquirod. cure and bus-mesa~ respomibihties, you can sufer entrust the selection of your orders to WHALEY ROYCE 5 00.. LIMITED, Toronto and Winnipeg $10,000 worth of Sheet Music, Inâ€" STODKWELL, HENDERSON cu. Established 30 Yean 78 King st. West, Toronto. DYERS AND CLEANERS MODERN MAOHINERV NANDSOME BUILDINOB BIB! 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GREEK MEN [ill WflMill WE ONE FREE SAMPLE Make three dollars \ a day and establish permanent business on our capital. Our high class goods a sell on sight in ovary home. are quickly used up and repeat orders come fast. Exclusive ter- ritory given. I?” CATALOGUE THE HOME SUPPLY 00., Dept. 50.. TORONTO. ONT. ORDISINO AND SPEED iMlilOllES in all sizes, complete or in knock down form. Knock own Frames and Saint- Finished Hulls. Olngys and Yaoht Tenders. ROBERTSON BROS. Foot of Bay street, - Hamllton Canada. Semi for Catalogue. Vocal and Instrumental, Popular Comic. Standard. Classic. and Sacred Songs. Marches. Waltzes, Two-Steps. Lancers and all kinds ulck “ We have no catalogue of : W 1th our many yeah experi- l W! Repealing Action. 'J “RT. u 50 many institutions devoted to the higher Edu- cation select Bell ianos? The fact that they use md prefer the Bel is evidence of distinct merit! One follows professional advice in acquirin zn education, wh not follow professional custom in buying The only piano: with the lllimiiabl: Send for (free) Catalogue lpianos) is, N. 75. The BELL PIANO ®0rganCo.. unified GUELPH.0NTARPO; ORANGE MEAT LEADS N a long sci ies of digestive experiments carried on by Professor Har- court, ol'the (iuclph Agricultural College, with the Human Subject, taking all the necessary precautions to insure accuracy. be deter- mined tlza digestibility of various cereals and furnished the follow- ing ocsulis: Percentage of the constituents digested : Organic Matter. Calories per gram- ():'ungc Meat . . . . . . . .. 93.4 . . . . . . 3.733 “'hirc Brunt. .. . . . . . . 98.x 2-463 Entire \Vliiic tread . . . . . . {4.3 . . . . . . . i . . . . 2.256 Graham Bf‘ad . . . . . . . . . . 2 x . . . . . . . . . v 2.296 According to his determination (rR -\.\‘<2l{ MEAT is 50 per Cent. more valuable as :-. mid than bread. To persixtini user» MURANUE .\ll.‘ \'1‘ .i large reward i< offered. A private postcard in every packagi- o." onixm‘. MEAT gives Cclalli of how to get :i cas‘i prize of Seven H iiiidj‘r‘tl Dollars, .vr :1 iii: annuity oz Fifty-live Dallas's. it and enter this vozilcst, send mic. c ll'Ll to 0.1". r.- t ' ls , I nann- and avllrcss, and ::ie.::;3:i Lao paper “I “hitn you saw giving liil. this amertiscnient .‘ileai. ir.4\:oii,