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Owing to the lack of farm hands ’in Austria, “good-conduct” con- Ivicts are being employed as agri- fiultural laborers. We all Have Missions in the gWorld.â€"-There is a work to do for iyevery man on earth, there is a func- ;tion to perform for everything on. learth, animate and inanimate. Ev- erything has a mission, and the min-V sion of Dr. Thomas’ Eclectric OilE ' is to heal burns and wounds of every description and cure coughs, colds, croup and all affections of ,ithe respiratory organs. Prisoners condemned to death in Greece have to wait two years be- iore the death penalty is carried ut. “How do you do, sare 1” said a ‘Frenchman to an English acquaintâ€" ance. “Rather poorly, thank you,” answered the other. “Nay, my dear sare,” said the Frenchman, “don’t thank me for your illness; 1 cannot help it.” “I think from the utensils about [him that this mummy must have Ibeen an Egyptian plumber.” “It [would be interestin to bring him fnback to life.” “ ut too risky. Who’s going to pay ‘him for his time ’1” Q One of the reasons for the success of [National Life agents is the splendid Estanding of the Company which is shown in their advertisements elsewhere in this paper. If it, has ever occurred to you to ‘take up the Life Insurance business you icannot, make arrangements with an easier Company to secure business for than the National Life. And they need an Agent right in this territory. Com- ‘municate with the head office. I A town boa-sting of a railway staâ€" tion which cost $20,000 to erect, and a. (duly-appointed station-master, and yet having no train service, is unique beyond dispute. Dundeed, in New Jersey, is in this predica~ ment, the inhabitants having actu- ally no trains, although their fine station is available for any amount f traffic. The reason given for this Istrange fact is that so long as the Ttrains run through the inhabitants iought to be satisfied. 7,7- -uynul. E We ufiderstund, however, that any man ’who has real ability in this line could do as well. liau‘e Weli éaufp ~v -_vu “Av AAunLAClB. uuu ed in every way, possess- ing even smalf motor cars to cover the )tegitory‘ more gapidly. 1 It is reported that two a ants recently ap- pointed by the National Li a Assurance Com- ‘ any in one of our large western cities ‘fiave earned over Two Thousand Dollars ($2,000.00) a month from the time they “gifted to gethbusiness for tllis Qompany. Some interesting Inside facts are occw nionallf divulged in regard to the enorm- a ma ea ries earned by some insurance agents. The little town of Stanley, in the lFalkland Islands. possesses the most unique school services ever known. Two travelling school mas- ters are provided by the Govern- ment, who visit the different familâ€" ies Where there are children and give instruction. The length of their the children, and they may spend visit depends on the astuteness of days or weeks, as the case may be, let one house alone. Doubtless the most unique spot 51: Europe is the little village of {Alltevnberg, where on its borders Ifour countries meet. It is ruled by no monarch, has no soldiers, no po- lice, and no taxes. Its inhabitants speak a curious jargon of French and German combined, and spend their days in farming the land or working in the valuable calamine mine of which it boasts. FNIQUE TOWNS ON THE GLOBE Queer Places That are Like no Others the World Over. W V. a, . N, u..-v..~ u“ mun uuuvpauy. Of course these men are hustlers. and .1 .m .....n k A splendid opening in‘this coimty for an active, energetic agent possessing good character. National Life A'séu'iance Co. ELIAS ROGE HS. President" Apply direct. to head omce. 25 Toronto 8‘... forgmo. Iuslnoss In Force - - - - $10,461.51.“ Dally Income over - - - . - $18,000.90 Invested In high grade murltlo - - 268,211.11 ‘1 Surplus to Policy Holder-0' Account - - £329.19”: The oply Company reporting to Canadian Insurance Dep‘t. Ottawa. n of Interest, or principal on any investment. SOME LARGE SALARIES. ISSUE N0. 3549; OF CANADA- HEAD OFFICE: NATIONAL LIFE CHAMBERS. 16 Toronxo St., Toronto. ALIERT J. RALSTON. Manning nlrootor F. SPAR LING. Suntan. Professor (lecturing on hygiene) â€"~”Tobacco, gentieman, makes men ugly, shortâ€"winded, idiotic, paraly- tic; and I can tell you this from exâ€" perience, for I have smoked for many years.” What surprises a. woman is not how beautiful her children are, but how much more beautiful they are than anybody else’s. A married than should Vcerhre hfio'me early at least one night each week â€"â€"just to ShOW his wife that he can do it. If in hot water,“ take “comrfort from the thought that you will soon, like an eggz get hardened to it. Many avlfian willvdevour a girl with kisses only to find after mar- riagehthqt she disagrees with him. > It’s dead easy to be an optimist when only the good things of life ar_e. coming your Way. A woman laughs most heartily at a story of which she fails to see the pqinb. , , -. ~--_-...-t, “y wuuum. If 1t wasn‘t for them famous w1ves many men would never be heard of. Some people tell thé merely for the sa'kgo-f stirring up trouble. It’s no trouble to find trouble. Everybody knows that other peo- ple make mistakes. Every man on the job thinks he kqows more than the boss. _._..,, .,. “vmu anvamuunuuu. An interesting and profusely illustrated descriptive publication telling you an about it, sent. free on application to Mr. J. D. McDonald. Union Station. Toronto. I! you are fond of fishing, canoeing, camping or the study of wild animals look up the Algonquin National Park of On- tario for your summer outing. A fish and game preserve of 2,000,000 acres imerspera- ed with 1,200 lakes and rivers is awaiting you. offering all the attractions that, Na.- ture can bestow. Magnificent, canoe trips. Altitude 2,000 feet above sea level. Pure and exhilarating atmosphere. Just the place for a young man to put. in his s‘ummer holidays. _Hotel_ nepommodation. _-_AA__”. Satanâ€"“Put her over there with the other 1iars-” Chief CIerkâ€"â€"“Here comes the lady who wrote those articles on ‘How I live Regally on Six Dollars 1-. Week.’ ” Red, Weak, \Veury, “Watery Eyes. Relieved By Murine Eye Remedy. Try Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You Will Like Murine. It Soothes. 50c At Your Druggists. Write For Eye Books. Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Toronto. Kindly mention the name of this paper in writing to advertisers. A South Australian farmer dur- ing the harvest used a 3% h.p. mo- tor bicycle to winnow his wheat. It connects with the winnower, and is easily movable from place to place. At knockâ€"off time it is disconnected in two minutes and ridden home. One gallon of petrol cleans 100 bags of wheat, which costs, with oil used, about three cents per bag. Hope for the Chronic Dyspeptic. â€"Through lack of consideration of the body’s needs many persons al- low disorders of the digestive apâ€" paratus to endure until they become chronic, filling days and nights with suffering. To these a, course of Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills is recommended as a sure and speaiy way to regain health. These pills are specially compounded to com- bat dyspepsia and the many ills that follow in its train, and they are successful always. The schoolboys had studied, the day before, the first chapter of Acts, particularly the story of the election of a new apostle. The teacher began by reviewing yesterâ€" day’s work. “And how was Mab- thias chosen!” he asked. The brightest boy, to his teacher’s be- wilderment, replied: “They all jumped on him and kicked him.” “Why,” said the teacher, “whatâ€" ever makes you say that?” “Well, sir, you told us. You read out that ‘the lot fell on M .tthias.’ ” Don’t experiment with unsat- isfactory substitutes. Wilson’s Fly Pads kill many times more house flies than any other known article. Timmam (meeting an old friend after a long absence)«-“Hello, Sims! Fancy meeting you. Why I heard you were ill!” “No; it was my brotherâ€"not me.” “Dear, dear! I’m sorry to hear that.” POINTED PARAGRAPHS. A MODERN SAPPHIRA. YOUR SUMMER OUTING. Tarâ€"“On my last voyage I saw waves one hurdred feet high!“ Spar~“l’ve been a sailor forty years, and never seen ’em over forty.” Tarâ€""P’r’ups not! But everything is higher now than it used to be, mate!” For sheer simplicity of phrase and conception few have surpassed that delightful old lady who, with a shrewd twinkle in her eye, in- quired whether “ ‘soda-water’ should be written as two separate words, or if there should be a si- phon between them?” The change of dietary that comes with spring and summer has the effect in weak stomachs of setting‘ u; inflammation, resulting in dy-‘ sentery and cholera morbus. The _abnormal condition will continue ifl inot attended to and will cause anl exhaustive drain on the system.‘ The best available medicine is Dial J. D. Kellogg’s Dysentery Cordial. 11. clears the stomach and bowel of irritants. counteracts the inflam-. mation and restores the organs to. healthy action. The perambulating restaurant is the latest novelty of the Paris streets. It owes its inception to a restauranter who observed that there were daily large numbers of clerks, artisans, and workmen who have no time to go out to lunch at a restaurant. The caterer has bought a mule and a small van, in which is fitted a kitchen range with several hot dishes all ready, and 1sends it out along the streets in charge of a cook. A horn announces the presence of the van to the peo- ple, who come out and are handed on hot plates a portion of roast meat or other dish, with vegetables, cheese, and dessert. The scheme is a great success, and the caterer is doing a large business. The never failing medicine, Hol- loway’s Corn Cure, removes all kinds of corms, warts, etc; even the most difficult to remove can- not Withstand this wonderful rem- edy. Kind Friendâ€""Henpeck, let me introduce you to Professor Glass, the great hypno‘ist, who can put anyone to sleep within two minutes after starting. Henpeckâ€"“Glad to meet you. Professor. Come, let me introduce you to my wife.” First Doctorâ€"“This is a, most mysterious case. I can’t make any- thing out of it.” Second Doctorâ€" “Hasn’t the patient any money?” A BUSINESS FORMULA. “I must say he was very business~ like with his proposal.” “As to how, my dear?” “Told me to consider myself en- gaged.” Miss Snowballâ€"“Ah, ain’t gwine nowhar dis mawnin’, Mistah Flat;â€" er. Wilson’s Fly Pads, the best of all fly killers, kill both the flies and the disease germs. DON'T BE DECEiVED.-Inscrupulous makers are attempting to steal your money and our reputation by putting out, an imitation of “The D. & L.“ Menthol Plaster. Be sure to get the genuine made by Davis 6; Lawrence 00. Mr. F1atfootâ€""Good mawnin’, Miss Snobwall. Whar is yo’ gwine dls mawnin’ 'l” Thinking that perhaps by turn- ing from the abstrmt to the conâ€" crete she might succeed better in stimulating his power of recollecâ€" xtion, the teacher tried another tack. “Bobby,” she said, "your father is a milkman, isn't he ‘1” “Yes, ma’am.” “Well, now, think as hard as you «an. He sometimes sells a, gallon can full of milk, doesn’t be? Just 50. Well, when he does, how many pints of milk are there in that galâ€" lon can?” “It’s all milk, ma’am!” indig- nantly exclaimed Bobby. Revive the Jaded Condition. -- When energy flags and the cares of business become irksome; when the whole system is out of sorts and there is general depression, try Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills. They will regulate the action of a deranged stomach and a disorderâ€" ea liver, and make you feel like a new man. No one need suffer a day from debilitated digestion when so simple and effective a pill can be got at; any drug store. “1’36 forgot it again, ma’am,” said Bobby, who found it hard to commit to memory the tables of worzightsr and meaures. “Bobby ” asked the teached 0f the class in arithmetic, addresaing the question to one of the youngest pupils, “how many pints are there in qgallon'l” THE RETURN TRIP. PURE MILK ONLY. For awhile she bravely withstood the temptation. Finally, however, her resolution wavered and she took a big red apple from the plate. She walked away with it, but be- fore putting it to her lips her cour- age returned and she quickly re- placed the apple on the plate, saying as she did so, “Aha! Mr. Devil, I fooled you, didn’t I?” DE SILVA INSTITUTE; Suite 200 Katie, who had been taught that the Devil tempts little girls to dis- obey, was left alone in a room for a time one day with the admonition not to touch a particular delicious plate of fruit that stood on the table. ..._-.... Vluuu an auxuu ul cubs, bruises, burns and strains. Taken‘intcrn- ally it cures diarrhoea and dysentery. Avoid substitutes. there is but one “ Pain. killer ”-â€"Petry Davis'â€"25c. and 500. NOT THE SAME. “I would like mightily to enjoy riches.” “Then why don’t you try to mar- ry ’em?” The microscope in the hands of experts employed by the United States Government has revealed the fact that a house fly some- times carries thousands of disease germs attached to its hairy body. The continuous use of Wilson’s Fly Pads will prevent all danger of infection from that source by killing both the germs and the flies. Kindly mention the name of this paper in writing to advertisers. “Wouldn’t they give it to you ?” “That’s what’s the matter. They were so much more enthusiastic about it; than I was that I grew 3, little suspicious.” “Aren’t; you taking a vacation this summer 1” “NO.” .1 I Mother Graves’ Worm Extermin- ator does not reguire the help of any purgative medicine to complete the cure. Give it a trial and be convinced. is a. school where fathers are taught 1 to take care of the house and the ‘ children in anticipation of the time when women go out to do the work and men must sit at home and mind the house. There used to be a. time when a, man out of a. job would have to let his wife go out and do washing or cleaning, and when she‘ came home at night she would have tc get her own house in order. Now the men will be expected to do that for their wives. The course in housekeeping will also be of benev fit to men Whose Wives are sick 0! absent. I At St. Panama, in England, there 3 PAINKILLER c1_1res it” sorts of cuts‘ WHERE MEN DO HOUSEWORK. “As I said, I want to enjoy The , Rapid Needle Threader foidnft you ask for one ?” “Yes New System of Treatment. Recently Discovered Ren Cures Rapidly and Permanently. Marvellous Results that makes our remedy one of the wonders of Modern Patients cured secretly at their own homes against t will and knowledxe. No suffering. no injections, no [05 or detention from business, no bad after effects. We send by mail. free of charge, our 64 page book, which fully ex- plains our modern system of treatment, of how the Drink, Tobacco and Drug habits can be rapidly overcome and cured. This book is sent in a plain envelope, sealed from observation, so no one can tell what your letter contains. Allcorrespondence absolutely secret- and confidential. Address. HIS VACATION OFF. FOOLED HIM. fi/A { Box 1807. Orillia, Ontario A practical eye-saving, time'saving device. used for any size needle or thread. It threads quick< 1y, easily. and will last a lifetime. Mailed to your address, posxpaid tor 25c. The Rapid Neldl. Threader 00., MEN TS WANTED. Tobacco and Drug Habits lanently. Marvellous Results obtained one of the wonders of Modern Medicine. Recently Discovered Remedy that , 55 Universllyst. Montreal, Canada own homes against their own :. no injections, no loss of time, Don’t fail to see our Exhibit at the National Exhibition, Toronto. V! cw’mt‘z Emmi mus: A ruZIy Equipped Residential School for Boys an! Young Men Frepams for Uulvorslty, Schcols .1 Science, Business, 5m. 52nd Annual flalondal sent on an Jicauono EXHIBITION VISITORS A high grade Reaidential School for Girls, (or the yearâ€"Resident Student 5, $252 to 8262] Day Students, 334 to 872. 'oollege keopana Sept. 16. Calendar on anplloatlo' MISS CHARLO'L‘I‘E THRALL. Vice-Principal. Waodstock (:ollege REX TAILORING COMPANY. 172 Klng St. West Toronto (Opposite Princess Theatre.) TEMPERANGE ST., TORONTO, GAN- latabllshed 1882, taken ovar by the Pronnoll Government 01‘ Ontario, 1008. 1 Affiliated rich the University of Toronto. under a control of the Dept of Agriculture of Ontario. 001195! Owens lst October, 1909. Course of stud exteu throu: h 3 college years. FEES PER SESSL N 875.” Calendar on applicltion. E. A. A. GRANGE. V.8.. ILB. Princlml. Dept. ll. MGULTON COLLEGE AGENTS WANTED 2:“ Buggies and Harness DIRECT to the user at manufacturars' prices. Top In glee. - $62.00 smal- amass, $0.50 on Save agents’ profits by buying direct. Write 113.! The Toronto Harness and Carriang Supply Company. WRITEW I'm CATALOGUE Ontario Veterinary College WANEED.â€"85,000, in amount: 01 $50 or mart, to acquire the coal mining ri M3 on a. large t.er ' of land estimated to cont: n 20,000,000 tom 0" 09.1. An opportunity of a. lifetime to at in on round {Irw- Taunton, McIntyre Bloc , Winni- pug. WANTEDâ€"Lame: to do plain and “shy sowing at. home, whole or spare time” good pay: work sent any (“standby ohm-gas prepaid. Send stamp fer full&a.l~ ticulars, National Manufacturing m- puny, Montreal. A. T. MacNEIL, B. A., Principah learn Telegraphy‘ Y.u.o.A. sulmmc. TORONTO. ' T. M. WATSON, - PRINCIPAL cordially invited to call and inspect our stock. And earn a good salary. We pre are you thoroughly and quickly. ur- ticulars free. CENTRAL TELEGRAPH SCHOOL 5 Gerrard St. E., Toronto. A The future of your children depend- largely on their present training. The best provision for the future is a court. in our oldest and most reliable school. WRITE FOR OUR CATALOGUE 0R BETTER Come and see us during your Exhlbltlon Vlmt. Brlfij§_h-A{nerjcan Business Wage 34 Bloor Street East. Toronto. Buslness Tralnlng TORONTO, HIGH CLASS DIST VALUES "I CANADA. WOODSTOCK. ONT, in mery locality. HELP WANTED GURED WANTED. FREE I link. 83 a Day and snub- liah permanent bunine Bl on our capzul. Our hhzh clams :00 u sell on nigh. 1n eury home. are quinkly med up and repeat on}!!! come In”. Exclusln m- ritory given. Tm». Hun: SUPPLY 00.. Dept. 50. Torn-to. Ont. AGENTS Tho Voter! Bound] Oommny. Llnlhd, ‘ Box A, 75 unma- u. n‘ Toronto, (Banach. ‘ Mailnd on road 0 o! .1.“ ‘Sond (or hookahâ€"him «mum-m ~3nvm oun-l "mum a mammal ONTARIO. MEN 0H WOMEN.