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?a%:‘ for free sample to Dept. W. L., Na. ’ M! mug & Chemical 00., Toronto. Two guests came to spend the ev- ‘ening, and didn’t know when to «depart. The host and hostess were patient with them, very patient; but when eleven twelve, and finally one o’clock struck, the husband realized that something must now he done. He was an original chap, and, in his dvroll way, he looked over at his wife and said, mildly :â€" MANY SAVH'E REVEALs THEIR LIVES WITH AMAZING ACCURACY. 7 “My dear. hadn’t we bettex'vget up to bed? Our friends may want to beggijg?” Every time a. married woman he gins to talk about her rights it’s her husband’s ‘cue to enumerate a few of his wrongs. ' Where can I ge-t some of Hollo- wayy’s Com Cure? I was entirely cured of my corns by this remedy, and I wish some more of it for my friends. So writes Mr. J. W. Brown, Chicago. The rich, poor, exalted and humble seek his advice on Busi- ness, Marriage, Friends, Enemies, Changes, Speculation, Love Affairs, Journeys. and all events of Life. If you wish to take advantage of Box- roy’p generous offer and obtain a. free matting. send your date. month and year of birth, state whether Mr.. Mrs. or Miss. and also copy the followinz verse in your own handwritinmfl I have heard of your power To read ‘people's Ilves. And would ask what for me You have to advise '.’ Be sure to give your norreot name and address and write plainly. Send your 161»- tcr to ROXROY. Dept. 37. No. 1773. Ken sington High-gtroetv. London, W.. England. If you wish. you may enclose 10 cents (Canadian stamps) to pay postage, cleri- cal work, etc. Do not, enclose coins or silver in letters. Can This Man Read Your Life? Roxroy, a man who has for twenty years been delving into the mysteries uf the occult, making a scientific study of the various methods of reading the lives of people, seems to have reached a higher round in the ladder of fame than his Dre- deceasors. Letters are pouring into his oflice from all parts of the world telling of the benefits derived from his advice. Many of his patrons look upon him as a man gifted with some strange, mysterious ower. but he modestly asserts that what 9 accomplishes is due alone to an under- standing of natur_al_ lavy‘s. Free test Readlngs wlll be sent for a short time to all our Readers. This Hie 11311 of mystery fli’afi‘has so‘T‘on'g shrouded the ancient sciences been raised at last ? Can it be that, a system has been perfected that reveals with reasonable accuracy the character and disposition of an individual, and so outlines the life as to assist in avoiding errors and taking a'd- valltage of opportunities 5’ He is a man of kindly feeling toward humanity. and his manner and tone imme- diately impress one with his sincere belief In his work. A huge stack of grateful ietters from people who have received read- ings from him adds to other convincing proof as to his ability._ Even Astrologers and Palmists admit that his system sur- passes anything et introduced. The Rev. G. C. . Hasskarl. Ph.D of St. aul’s Evangelical Lutheran Church. in a. etter to Prof. Ron-0y. says: "You are rertninly the greatest- specialist and mast- er of your profession. Everyone consulting you will marvel at the correctness of your detailed personal readings and ad. vice. The most sceptical will consult you again and again after corresponding with in}; once."_ HIS TACTFUL REMINDER. When you see a man making all sorts of faces at himself in a mirâ€" ror it’s a safe bet that he’s either crazy or shaving. Dwâ€" v Hastin the captain ordered a box of rockets and flares to be Ibrought to the rail, and with his own hands ignited a, number of them in the hope that they would be seen and thg passengers and crew ‘rcscued. "Amid the glare of the rockets, a tall. thin, austereâ€"looking individu- al found his way to the skipper. Tankâ€"“She broke the engage- ment,” Dickâ€"“VVhat did Harry do ’1” Tomâ€"“He sent her a bill for the use of the engagement ring for the time they were engaged.” King Alfonso is fond of mingling With his people. Some time back ,he visited a small town outside Madrid, and, somewhat disgusted, juined the crowd which thronged the street in order to catch a. glimpse of himself. Suddenly word pa-sged‘fihat the King was coming. A shrill female voice at his back exclaimed, “Let me get, in front of. you, will you? I’ve walked all the way and spoilt my new black dress. Get out of my way; I will see what the King is like.” Turn- ing round with a, smile to the push- ing, perspiring dame, his Majesty :whispered: “Here is the King.” The woman looked at him scorn- ‘fully. “King, indeed!” she ex- claimed. “You’re more likely somebody who has come to blow the poor boy up.” Parents buy Mother G:a.ves' Worm Exterminator became they know it is a safe medicine for their children and an effectual expeller of worms. The brave ship was wallowing in the waves that threatened to enâ€" gu}! he}: a1? any moment. 1 1 "7“Cap-tain,” said he, “I mfisfit pro- test against this foolhardiness. We are now facing death; this is no tune for fireworks 1’ ’ Interesting Gossip About Some Notable People. It is a somewhat curious fact, perhaps, that as a, boy Mr. Marconi showed little signs of cleverness. One of his teachers, in fact, once said of him that he could never learn anything by heart. Never- theless, he was only twentyâ€"one when he began to startle the world with his demonstrations of wireless telegraphy. In spite of his fame, Marconi is one of the most unas- sumng of men, and hates demon~ strations. He was once recogniz» ea while walking in Rome. Imâ€" mediately a cheering crowd assem- bled. Marconi bolted into what he thought was an empty carriage. But it contained a, lady who was too frightened to expostulate. The inventor quickly made his apoloâ€" gies, and the lady allowed. him to remain until they were free of the crowd. It is-not often that a Prince is snubbed, but this happened once, at least, to H’ R. H. the Prince cf Wales. During his first visit with the Princess to Australia he was. out walking one Sunday after- noon with his host, an important official. They happened to pass a Sundayâ€"school just as the scholars were coming out, and, naturally, the children followed the distingu- ished pedestrians. At last the host asked them to run away, and all except one little girl did so tiny tot continued to gaze with inâ€" nocent awe at the Prince. At last the latter took her hand, walked some little distance, and then said: “Now you have had a walk with me, run away and play.” Immedi- ately came the quaintly-severe re- tort: “Please, sir, we don’t play on Sunday!” Queen Wilhelmina, Europe’s only female ruler, is twentyâ€"eight years of age. Until her birth, the Salic Law, by which no woman could reign, had been in force, but this was put aside by Wilhelmina’s fa- ther in his daughter's interest. This appliesualso to the little Prin- cess Juliana. It is said that, al- though Princess Wilhelrnina was her father’s constant companion, she did not realize her Royal position until the latter’s seventieth birth- day. As she stood at the window listening to the crowds that cheer- ed the King, she turned to her gov- erness, and said, with an air of dawning intelligence: “Why, the King is my Father!” Her Majesty succeded to the throne as the first Queen of the Netherlands when ten years of age. Since then she has been the idol of her people, who have, with simple earnestness, shared in her sorrows and in her rejoicings. NO TIME FOR FIREWORKS. JUDGED BY APPEARANCE. PERSONAL POINTERS. MAKING FACES. A Thorough Pill.â€"To clear the stomach and bowels of‘impurit‘iexs and irritants is necessary when their action is irregular. The pills that will do this work thoroughly are Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills, which are mild in action but mighty in results. They purge painlessly and effectively, and work a per- manent cure. They can be use<l without fear by the most delicateiy constituted, as there are no pain dul effects preceding their gentle operation. “I want you children to go to my lecture to-night,” remarked a proâ€" fessor to the younger members of his family. “Couldn’t you whip us instead just this once, father?“ said one of them. The Highlands of Ontario is an ideal spot for the sportsman during the open hunting season for big game. In the 'l‘omagami region mOOnB are plentiful and May be killed during the neriod from October 16th to November 15th. This territory is a. forest preserve of vast ex- panse, and in addition to being the hunt- er’s paradise. its waters abound with game fish of many species. The home of the red deer is located somewhat to the south of ’l‘emagami, particularly in the districts known as “Muskoka Lakes." "Lake of Bays,” “Maganetawan River." "Lake Nipissinz.” ann “Kawartha. Lakes” territories. “Good morning, sir,” said the lady, entering the studio to the famous portraitâ€"painter. “I wish to engage you to paint my por- trait.” “I shall be delighted, ma- dam.” “I want it painted with my new hat on.” “Pardon me, madam, but I am not a. landscape artist.” Sheâ€"“Sometimes you appear creally manly and sometimes you are quite effeminate. How do you account for it?” Heâ€"“It’s heredi- tary, I suppose. One half of my ancestors were men and the other half women.” SEE THAT YOU GET THE REAL THING; HUnscrupulous makers are putting: up 94 hounterfeit of “The D. a; L." Menthol Plaster. The genuine is made by David &, Lawrence 00. Watch any man long enough and you will see him do something he ought. to be ashamed of. “Mother may I go aviate?” “Yes, my darling daughter; See that .you steer the airship Write to J. D. McDonald, District Passenger Agent, ’I‘ornnto, for 3 001537 0‘ “Haunts of Fish and Game," issued bv the Grand Trunk Railway System which fully describes the hunting territories reached by this} line, glving' game laws maps and all Information. It allowed to room over your house those few innocent-looking house flies may cause a real trag- edy any day, as they are known to be the principal agents for the spread of those deadly diseases, typhoid fever, diphtheria and smallpox. No other lly killer eom- pares with Wilson’s Fly Pads. I If a'man’s wife cuts his hair he IS entitled to a. lot more sympathy than he gets. for FALL TERM â€" no better time. Thorough, practical courses, indiv1du- al instruction and every uwto-date fa- cility provided by our oldest, and most reliable school. straight And don’t land in the water.” STAR-I" "mow British-fimerlcan Busmess College. V.M.G.A. aunwmc. rename. - Write for catalogue. 'I‘. M. WATSON, Principal. HUNTING FDR BK: GAME. IN 1915. ISSUE 30. 40â€"09 Lady Roberts was once visiting the hospitals at the base of mili- tary operations in India, and so pleased was she with the untiring labor of the nurses and their de votion to the Sick that she said :â€" “I really think that the sisters de- serve a medal for this campaign as much as anyone. and I hope they will get one.” “I don’t know about a medal,” said a gallant colonel standing by. “but they are sure: at all events, to gét plenty of Clasps.” Kindly mention the name of this paper in writing to advertisers. “He went into the country to find solitude.” “Did he find it '1” “No, quite the opp‘osibs; he sat down on an antâ€"hill.” Something that Should he Rub- b-ed In.â€"â€"Whenelver pain is felt in the limbs or back, take Dr. Tho- mas’ Eclectric Oil; pour a, little in the hand, and applying it to the" surface beneath which the pain is,L rub briskly. If the first applicaa tion does not afford relief, which. is not usually the case, keep rub- bing. The Oil will gradually peneJ t-rate to the affected part and reâ€" lief will come. INFORMATION WANTED about the man who has never heard of Painkiller. Sold Kor over 60 years. Is the beat remedy for 'crumpe. colic and dysentery, and un- equalled as a. lintment for cute and wounds. Avoid substitutes, there is but gm "Painkiller"â€"â€"Perry Davis’â€"-250. and o. Attacks of cholera and dysentery come quickly, there s-eldrom being any warning of the visit. Remedial action must be taken just as» quick- ly if the patient is to be spared great suffering and permanent in- jury to the lining membranes of the bowels. The r-eadiest prepara- tion for the purpose is. Dr. J. D. Kellogg’s Dysentery Cordial. It can be got at small cost at any drug store or g neral dealers, and it will afford relief before a. doctor can be called. Bed, Weak, \Venry, “’ntery Eyes. Relieved By Murine Eye Remedy. Try Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You Will Like Murine. It Soothes. 500 At Your Druggists. Write For Eye Books. Free, Murine Eye Remedy 00., Toronto. The Ladyâ€"“Look here, you said that if I’d give you your dinner you’d mow the lawn for me.” Trampâ€"“I’d like to do it, ma’am, but I’ve got to teach you a. lesson. Never trust the word of a, total stranger.” Fewer people would have axes t”; grind if they had "to furnish the motive power to revolve the grind- stone. After mftliiiig~ “a ‘most careful study of the matter, U. S. Govern- ment scientists state definitely that the common house fly is the principal means of distributing typhoid fever, diphtheria and smallpox. Wilson’s Fly Pads kill the flies and the disease germs, too. ' An Irishman, who had just come from Dublin to Glasgow to seek employment, was informed that he had a poor chanée of getting a. job because he was displaying marks consistent with pugilism. “When a feller has a job in a fcundry he tells about the place where he work-s, but, if he’s in a bank he speaks whom; the concern by which he is employed.” UNCLE EZRA SAYS: “Sometimes the takin’ hold uv the bull by the horns ain’t the let- tin’ go ag’in.” “You mane that I’ve a. black eye, sir, eh?” “Exact-1y.” “Shure, that’s only a birth-mark which I have. You me, sir, I was coming from Dublin on the boat, an’ by a mistake I went into the w1ong berth, and the fellow who was there gave me this.” Kindly mention the name of this paper in writing to advertisers. A Pleasant Purgative.â€"Parme- Iée’s Vegetable PiHs are so cnny pounded as to operate on both the sunnach and the bowela so that they act along the whole alimen- tary and excretory pasgage. 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