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“Hear your wife is a great homse- keep-er, judge.” “Great, housekeeper! Gee, she ‘cnu‘t even lay a table!” Mrs. Mulliganâ€"“It’s m-esilf thot speaks out me moind, Pat, as yez well know.” Mr. Mulliganâ€"“‘Yis, Bfidget; but it’s better ter think before yez speak, an’ thin kape si- lent till yez fergit phwat yez wus goin’ ter say.” Don’t experiment with unsatis- factory substitutes. Wilson’s Fly Pads kill many times more house flies than any other known article. PAINKILLER is the best. the safest and the surest remedy for cramps, colic and diarrhoea. A: a liniment for wounds and Iprains it. is unequalled. Avoid subatitubea. there is but one “Painkiller"â€"â€"Perrv Davil‘ ~25c. and 500. “It is only right that I should tell you,” she said, “that father ha-s lost all.” “Not. all!” he ex- claimed. “Yes, all,” she assertâ€" ed. “No,” he said, firmly, “not ‘all. You are still left to him. I could not be so cruel as to add to his misfortunes. Tell him â€" tell him for me that» my generosity im- pels me to leave him what little lies in my power.” At all dealers 100. per tin. Black or tan, Great Britain claims the distinc- tion of having originated the postâ€" mark. The first one, employed in London as long ago as 1660, was at. extremely simple affair, consist- ing merely of a small circle divided into two parts. At the top there were two letters indicating the month, while in the lower half of the circle was shown the day of the month. No provision was made for indicating the year or the hour of the day. It is only by the date of the letters themselves where‘on the mark was impressed that it is possible to fix the date» of its use. Thousands were convinced of its superiority at the var- ious exhibitions this year. Why don’t YOU try it ? Not only can you produce a brighter and more lasting shine with “Nugget” than with any other shoe polish sold, but you can do it in less time and with less effort. Particulars for the Information of Contestants. Number of answers. . . . . .15,209 Number or correct answers 3,102 Number of answers within 20, entitled to consola- tion prize ............12,604 Number of Watches given asprizes............. 3 There were Io many more than we expecbed who came near enough' for a Consolation Prize “at th- mnilmg 0! them wan not accomplished quim up to schedule time. The last lot will be agiled, however, on Saturday. October ELLIS EMS" FIRST POSTMARK. 108 Yong. Btu Tot-onto The S-nusew‘flee.’ Is it that ser- ious? Why, Doc, I thought it was some simple thing that could be helped by an operation.” The Doctor â€" “Nonsense! You haven’t got a cancer. Booze is what ails you. You must stop drink- ing at once.” Landladyâ€"“You say the chicken soup isn't good? Why‘ I told the cook how to make it. Perhaps she didn’t catch the idea.” Boarder â€"â€"“No; I think it was the she didn’t catch.” Wilson‘s Fly Pads, the best 0! all lly killers, kill both the flies and the disease germs. In the causes of infant mortality, cholera morbus figures frequenflyfi and it may be said that complaints, of the bowels are great destroyers of child life. If all mothers would avail themselves of so effective a remedy as Dr. J. D. Kellogg’s Dyâ€" sentery Cordial many a little one could be saved. This Cordial can be given with safety to- the smallest child, as there is no injurious subâ€" stance in it. “Some folks is born lucky,” said Uncle Eben. “an’ de man dat is born wif plain common sense is one of ’em.” The cause of the remarkable efâ€" fects produced by the addition of about one per cent. of titanium 'al- loy to iron and steel is still under discussions In the case of chilled iron ear-wheels, it is found that the alloy makes the metal closer grained, and free from blow-holes. The wearing qualities are greatly improved, because the metal, being freer from impurities, does not be- come so hot under the application of the brakes. In consequence of this there is less expansion and contraction, and so less strain. That there is less absorption of heat when the alloy is used is in- dicated by experiments with ingot molds made of titanium iron. When filled with molten steel the molds remain black, and have proved very lasting. A casting of titanium-al- loyed iron heats less than ordinâ€" ary casting when worked under a. tool, and, on the other hand, tools of titanium steel are less heated than others in service. Relief for Suffering Everywhere. ~He whoae life is made miners/bile b3 the suffering that comes from indigestion and has not tried Pat- mele-e’s. Vegetable Pills does not know how easily this formidable foe can be dealt with. These. pills will relieve where others fail. They are the result of long and patient study and are confidenrbly put for- ward as a sure corrector of disor- ders of the digestive organs, from which so many suffer. Ab Nelson, British Columbia, :1 large electric smelter is now at work reducing mixed ores of lead and zinc. The ore is first crushed to the size of wheat grains, and then roasted, by which process most of the sulphur is removed. From the roaster the ore goes to the elec- tric furnace, which melts it into slag. The lead, sinking through the slag, passes into a crucible; the zinc takes a gaseous form, and is led into condensers, from which it, is ladeled out into pigs. MARVELS 0F TITANIUM. FORTUNE S FAVORITE. ELECTRIC SMELTING. AS BAD AS THAT. SSUE NO. 41â€"09 Every man has his price-~-and most of them are cut prices. “Now, John,” said an irate wife 1'3 her husband. “I thought you said you had been duckâ€"shooting.” “Yes, dear‘been duckâ€"shooting.” “But these you’ve brought home are tame ducks.” “Yes, dear; I tamed ’em after I shot ’em.” Kindly mention the name of this paper in writing to advertisers. An Irishman fell from a, house and landed on a. Wire about twen- ty feet from the ground. After he had struggled a moment the man 19+ g0 and_f(_el_1 to the ground. Some oneva-sked his reasofi for letting go. “Faith,” was the reply, “I was afraid the wire would break.” Mi‘ss Swellmanâ€"That isn’t quite frue. I succeeded in not attendâ€" mg. Miss Chattersâ€"Miss Wood-by told me she invited you to her party, but- Vyour failgd to a_t_tend_. Why go limping and whining. about; your corns when a 25 cent bottle of Holloway’s Corn Cure’ will remove them? Give it a. trdal and you will not regret it. Red, Weak. “Weary, “'atery Eyes. Relieved By Murine Eye Remedy. Try Murine For Your E e Troubles. You “’11! Like Murine. t Soothes. 500 At Your Drugglsts. Write For Eye Books. Free. Murine Eye Remedy 00.. Toronto. Externally o-r Internally, It is Good.â€"â€"When applied externally by ’brisk rubbing, Dr. Thomaa’ Ec- lectric Oil opens the pores and penetrates the tissue as few lini- menta‘ do, touching the seat of the trouble and immediately affording relief. Administered internally, it will still the irritation in the thmat which induces coughing and will cure affections of the bronchial tubes and respiratory organs. Try it and be convinced. Sheâ€"“No; but; my judgment is not. infallible.” He~â€"“Do you take me for a fool?” Mistress â€" “Bridget, it always seems to me that the crankie-st mis- tresses get, the best cooks.” Cookâ€"“Ah, go on wid yer blar- GRIEVOUS ERRORS made nowadays. For instance when a Eereon buys an imi- tation of “ The D. .s ." Menthol Plaster said to be the genuine. Be careful and sea (Elam they are made by Davis 3. Lawrence ‘0. neyl .The microscope in the hands of experts employed by the United States Government has revealed the fact that a house fly sometimes ear- ries thousands of disease germs attached to its hairy body. The continuous. use of Wilson’s Fly l'ads will prevant all danger of in- fection from that soureehy killing both the germs and the flies. ’Wagitrelssâ€"“Tfizo sponges and a bath for this gentleman, please.” A Purely Vegetable Pill.â€"T’he chief ingredients of Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills are mandrake and dandelion, sedative» and purgative, but perfectly harmless in their acâ€" tion. They cleanse and purify and have a, most healthful effect, upon the secretions of the digestive or- gans. The dyspeptic and all who suffer from liver and kidney ail- ments will find in these pills the most effective medicine in concen- trated form that has yet, been of- l{erred to the suffering. In one year the German Em- peror wrote no fewer than seven thousand personal and private let- ters. There seems to be a, certain fitness in this, when it is remember- ed that Germany indisputably holds the title of being the chief letâ€" terâ€"writing nation of Europe, for it has been shown that in one fiscal year of the International Postal Union it sent a, total oi nearly eight thousand million pieces of mail- matter, while Great Britain and Ireland had less than five thousand millions to their credit, France more than a thousand millions less than that, while Russia and Italy each sent only about a sixth of v.hat Germany did. Jamesâ€"“A Ibath bun and two sponge cake-1:»L please. ’ ’ Just you learn to say no, Young man, and then ' You won’t, always be saying “Never again.” EMPEROR A LETTER WRITER I!) MIGHT BE MISTA KEN. WHY PAT DROPPED. COMPLIMENTARY. NOT PASSIVE. EDUCATIONAL. CLEAN LIVING. It is easier for the average girl to return a young man's love than his presents. “Hebâ€"“You don’t know how nerâ€" vous I was when I propos-ed to you.” Kindly mention the name of this paper in writing to advertisers. V Sheâ€"“And you don’t know how nervous I was until you did so.” Mother Graves’ Worm Extermin- ator is pleasant to take; sure and effectual in destroying worms. Many have tried it with best reâ€" sults. Ladies to do plain and light sewing at home, Whole or spare time; gocd pay; work sent any distance. charg- es paid; send stamp for full partiâ€" culars. National Manufacturing Company, Montreal. WHERE IGNORANCE 1s "BEES money or premiums send your name and address for our Ijuvenile catalogue 0! easy selling househo d snecinlties. Our adult Agents 68 page catalozne is also ready, free on request. Canada. Silver- cloth 00.. Toronto, Ont. ' 7 Bags‘cvxtiiJ-e-‘nfor u(‘1;de poultry paper, 25 cents per : She Canadian Poultry News‘ at. \J twent dolla,r‘sn;eék~1§.i Afpply Aifred Tyler, Lon on. Ont. ANVASSERS WANTED J twenty dollars weeklv. OY WANTEDâ€"T0 for “TORONTO fl , , .V ___.__..... Av JIVA n AUDLV’L' D for “TORONTO SATURDA? NIGHT" in his spare time. Good money. Circu- lation Manager, Toronto. ) OULTRYMEN AND FARMERS Subscribe for Canada‘s imam. ’ Bargain prices, $15 to $65, (all makes) taken in exchange {or Model to and u Remingtons. Many of these machines show little use. ‘Romlnzton Typowrlter Company. leltod. TVPEWRITERS (Ricef GriHbyiQâ€"Iâ€"xg. ‘ONG BOOKâ€"150 FAVORITE SONGS. wgrds,_ mysic: Ten cents. Arthur FRI-.111 I DE SILVA INSTITUTE, Suite 200, 55 University St. Montreal. Canada DRINK, DEE; CURE New System of Treatment. Recently Discovered Remedy that Cures Rapidly and Permanently. Marvellous Results obtained that makes our remedy one of the wonders of Modern l‘ledicine. 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