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“Well. genllemen.” ‘sald Tomp- iki'ns to a couple of hlsvfriends, “you gcan tall; as much as you please {about the inferiority of women, but lthore are lots of them that can dis~ ,count most of us for 'hraius. Take my wife‘ for instance: she’s got twice as much sense as I have, and i1 ain’t ashamed to acknowledge it !either.” “But, don’t you think,” ‘said one of his auditors, “that you lput rather a. low estimate on your lWife’s intellectual po‘wors? ’ inugh Abernathy on His Foot Againâ€"~(Ture is Easy, Simple, Na- tural and Permanent. v It is Known Everywhere. -r~ There is not a city, town or hamlet in .Canada. where Dr. Thomas' Eclec- itric Oil is not. knownuwhlerever in» fibroduced it, made a. foothold for itâ€" "eelf and maintained it. Some mer- chants may suggest some other rem- itidy as equally beneficial. Such ‘t‘ecommendations should be receivâ€" ed with doubt. There is only one Eclectric Oil, and that is Dr. The- mas’. Take nothing else. Ganannque. Ont“. Oct. 18.â€", «(SpeciaUâ€"That Rheumatism can: {be cured sureLy, simply and perâ€"1 1manent-Iy is the good news that{ {Hugh Abernethy, a well-known re» I{swam of King Street, is spreading ‘umqng his neighbors. I Employer (h) his c]:erk)«“Is it true that when the clock strikes six you put down your pen. and go. feven if you are in the middle; of a 0rd “E” (“Ieryâ€"-â€"“Ce1‘tain1y not, ir. If it gets so near six as that, , never begin the word at all.” 0f two celebralcd barristers, Bal- Jour and Erskine, this stow is told. [The farmer's style, it slqould be gmentioned, was very verbose, while the latter’s, on the contrary. was kirin and vigorous. In court one Hay Erskine noticed that Balfour’s :avnkle was bandaged. ‘ ; “Why, ’wlxat's the matter?” ask- ied Erskine. ‘ Instead of replying. “I fell from hgate,” Balfour answered in these ords :vâ€" lDodd’s Kidney Pills. Six boxes put‘ me on my feet again.” r Others who have taken Mr, Aber- V ethy’s advice and used Dodd’s idney Pills are also loud in their E‘aises of the old reliable Canadian l'idney remedy. For Dodd’s Kid- ney Pills cure Rheumatism and other blood diseases ‘by curing the iiidneys. Sound Kidneys keep the- blood free from impurities. And igwith no impurities. such as uric acid in the blood, you cannot have Fuoh painful and dangerous diseas-i1 ‘ .a as Pain in the Back. Rheuma-- ism, Lumbago, Neurnlgia, and heart Disease. Keep your Kidneys strong and; pvell with Dodd’s Kidney Pills and you can face the cold, wet days of fall without a fear OE Rheumatism.‘ ‘CANANOOUE MAN OUT OF TROUBLE i “You may thank your lucky $tarsf’ rephed Erskine. “thgt 'rvour brather’s gate was not as lofty gfi your sqde, or you would have 2broken your neck!” Kindly paper in RAD RHEUMATISM, BUT DODD’S KIDNEY PILLS CURED I'l‘. “I had suffered from Rheumatism pnd stiffness of the joints,” Mr. Ab: ernethy States. “My muscles tweuld! cramp. I could not sleep, and I} had terrible headaches. I took many different medicines, but noâ€" phing did me any good till I tried1 “I was taking a romantic ramble Fm my brother’s garden, and in l ming Lo a, gate 1 dis-covered that had to climb over it, by which 1 Lime into contact with the first, bar gym] grazed the epidermis of my leg, Lwhich has caused a slight extravasâ€" ‘ation of the blood.” MATTER FOR GRATITUDE. mention the name of this writing to advertisers. ISSUE N0. 43+09 Used according to direct-ions, Dr. J- D. Kellogg’s Dysentery Cordial will afford relief in the most acute form of summer complaint. When- ever the attack manifests itself no time should be lost in seeking the aid of the Cordial. It. will act im- mediately on the stomach and in- testines and allay the irritation and pain. A trial of it will convince anyone of the truth of these asser- tions. Newer strive of a bad egg. Grape Juiceâ€"{1‘0 three quarts of 'fruit add one quart of water. Let boil. Strain and then add one cupful of sugar to three quart’s of juice. Let boil andflbottlo. Kindly mention the name of this paper in writing to advertisers. v Perfect Grape Jell.â€"-~Use in this proportion: Oneâ€"third apples, to twoâ€".thirds grapes. lse grapes that are part green and part ripe, they make the best jelly. Cover apples with water‘ cool; until tender (need not. remove peeling); to the grapes .add just- cnough water to keep from sticking. Drain the fruitâ€"but, do not squeezeâ€"use equal parts of juice and sugar; needs only a few moment's cooking longer This makes a. perfect jail, and it will not granulate, a fault with grape jelli When cool cover with melth parrafiin. skid-injuxies and diseases. Druggists and stores everywhere lei] at 500. a box, or post free for price from Zam-Buk (20., Toronto: 3 boxes $115. You are warned ngainsl harmful imitanom sometimes represented to be “just A! good.” Two Quakers were haVing an arâ€" gument. and one considered the, other was speaking falsely. This is how he reproved him r~”Friend Thomas, I will not; call thee by any bad name, but if the mayor were to asl: me who was the greatest liar in the town. I would hasten to thee and say. ‘Thomns, 1 think the may- or greatly (lesircL-h to speak \ch thee.’ ” Great Increase in the Consumption of Candles. Apropos of the fondness of Eskiâ€" mos for gumdrops and the sustain- ing properties of sugar, of which a. substantial ration is now supplied regularly to soldiers in the German army, there seems to be a distinct increase in the consumption of candies of all sorts in England of lute. The enhanced value of the shares of the big sweetmeat sell- ing companies is one indication. Another is that everywhere in the (‘ity of London one sees an increase in the number of itinerant nougat sallers and other curbs’oone candy hawkers, who are all doing a, good business. Mrs. George Aldridge, 12, Louise Street, Stratford, says :7-“ While playing barefooted about the yard my son Bertram, 6 years old, stepped on a broken glass bottle, which out very deeply into hi: hi toe. The out was so deep that I sent For a octor and had the foot properly dressed, the doctor leaving a lotion to be applied daily. Under this treatment, however, the wound seemed to get no better, but on the contrary inflammation set in. A kindly neighbour then recommended Zamo Buk. “he obtained a supply, and after a few 3 .pli- tions the child seemed to rest better, nntlthe pain was very much reduced. In a few days, under the ZamvBuk treatment, the wound Issumed a better appearance, and from that time healing was ver rapid. Inflammation and soreness were firm ly completely banished, and in ten days from the first application of Zam~Buk, we took the banda es from the foot. I feel sure that but for Attr-Buk the child would have bed I very bad time, and might have had to sacrifice the toe." Not only for cuts, burns, bruises, etc., is Zam-Buk eflective, but I150 for serious skin diseases such as cczema, ringworm, ulcers, :10. It also cures poisoned sores, chronic wounds bad leg, piles, festering sores, chappeé hands, coldA sores, frost-bite, and all Automatic candy supplying ma chines have to be refilled oftener and workingmen may be seen freâ€" quently buying a, pennyworth of sweetstuff and eating it as they go. This probably affecfs the tobacco trade adversely; at all events in the poorer quart-01‘s of London to- bacmnists are complaining while confectioners rejoice. Temperance advocates also welâ€" come the signs of increased ("my sumption of sweets among the working classes, as it tends to counteract the desire for intoxi- cams. Mrs. l‘homas Allen, 156, Wnter Street, St. Mary's (Ont.), says:â€"â€"“My daughter Mildred, 4 years old, was severely burned by falling on a. hot flat iron. She was burned on the heel, instep, and on fine thigh very badly. I at once applied some Zam-Buk, which eased the pain, and in the course of a icwdays the wounds were lhoroughiy hyled." Children are always sustaining cuts, bruises, burns, etc, and not infrequently contract ringworm, scalp diseases, and similar skin troubles at school. Mothers will find Zam-Buk without equal for all these accident! 1nd diseases. LONDON’S SWEET A'OOTH. When Children are Injured I A BfiflN T0 HOTHERS. GRAPES. for an inside View i You cannot be happy while you ‘lhave corms. Then do not delay in ; getting a, bottle of Holloway’s Corn qure. It removes all kinds of‘ icorns without pain. Failure with it is unknown. Help your children to grow strong and robust by counteracting any- thing that causes ill-health. One great cause of disease in children 1:: worms. Remove them with M0- ther Graves’ Worm Exterminator. It never fails. Anxious Motherâ€"How do you know young Cu'shlteigh is in love with 3911?. Ha_s he tom you so? “So the club voted to ‘buy an air- ship.” (6}TeS-Y7 “I suppose the motion to do so was carried by a. rising vote.” Prize Cilk?fi",g(‘ili the Whites of five eggs thormlqllly to {L froih, then stir in twov-lltuds of a vtu-mblerful of powdered mgar. previously sift:â€" etl sacral limos, add {l11‘C'D~f<’-ul]‘il‘;$ of a fumlt': " of flour prminufil}; sifted will: by if a, leacpoonl’ul of baking pmi’; together with a pinch one}: 4-? and era-am of tar- tar. Flavor xxlk'n one drop only of extract of rose or lemon. Siir togetl2~er quickly and put in oven A little butler improves the ia‘lc of the cake. White Cake.â€"For a, delicate cake and one nice for a. bride’s loaf use 1wo cupful‘s of pulverized sugar, threeâ€"fourths cupful of butter, one -cupful of sweet milk, one and oneâ€" half cupiuls each of corn starch and flour and two ieaspoonfuls of bak« ing powder. Mix butt-er and sugar to a. cream, then add milk, next .corn starch and part of the. flour with the baking powder sifted with it, next the white of. six eggs bew ten to a, froth and lastly the re~ ,mainder of 'the flour. Use any flavâ€" oring desired. In baking any kind of a» Icalvo in loaves the pans should be linml wiLh a piece of oiled paper cut to fit the boll-0111M the pan and pl'e'ssed down closely balm-0 pu't- ting in the baffle}: This will keep the cake. from burning and cause it .tu slip out more easily. Red, Weak, \Veary, “'atery Eyes. Relieved By Murine Eye Remedy. Try Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You \Vlll Like Murine, 1t Soothes. 500 At Your Druggists. Write For Eye Books. Free. Murine Eye Remedy (10., Toronto. NO SUBSTITUTE FOR “The D. &. L.” Menthol Planer, recommended by every‘ body for atiflness, pluriiy, etc. Made by Davis & Lawrence 00. “Well,” 'says the Philosopher of Folly, “I won my case against that fellow 'who took my house away from me. My lawyer’s going to move into it, next week.” Young Husband»~â€"“You mark me! A woman always manages to get what 'she Wants.” Older Husband Pre‘tty Daughterâ€"N416; bu}; 'you should see the ’way he look‘s at me when I am not looking at him. â€"â€"“I wouldn’t mind that so much, but the worst of it is, as soon as she gets it she wants something else.‘ “Dofi’t know, but I guess it is one propelled by sails,” It allowed to roam over your house those few innocent-looking Louse Rios may cause a real trag- edy any day, as they are known i0 he the principal agents for the spread of (hose -deadly diseases, ‘iyphoid fever, diphtheria and smallpox. No other fly killsr com- pares with Wilson‘s Fly Pads. A Simple and Cheap Medicineâ€"- A simple, cheap and effective medi- cine is something to ‘be desired. There is no medicine so effective a regulator of the digestive system as l’ai'melee’s Vegeta‘ble Pills. They are simple, they are cheap, they can be got anywhere, and their be- neficial action lwill prove their reâ€" commendation. They are the medi- cine of the poor man and those who wish to escape dectors’ bills will do well in giving them a, trial. "Well, dearest, I’m going to ask your father for your hand toâ€"mor- row.” 7"I’ve got to do it. election bets I lost.” “The auctioneer I met with you the other day told me he had just bought himself a, yacht. Is it a “Oh, I’m so glad, George! I was afraid you didn’t have the cour- steam yacht?” APPROPRIATE WAY. THE KIND FOR HIM. HIS EXPLANATION. SU 1E INDICATION. A. PHILOSOPHER. CAKES. It’s one of the Away With Depression and Mel. ancholy.-â€"These two evils are the accompaniment of a disordered sto- mach and torpid liver and mean wretchedness to all whom they vis- it. The surest; and speediest way to combat them is with Parmelce’s Vegetable Pills, which will restore the healthful action of the stomach and bring relief. They have proved their usefulness in thousands of cases and will continue to give re- lidf to the suffering who are Wise enough to use them. “I supfiose they are all furnished with a sky light.” After méhihgmhwmhsit careful study of the matter, U. S. Govern- ment scientists state dofiniteiy that the common housefly is the principal means of distributing typhoid fever, diphtheria and smallpox. Wilson's Fly Pads kill the flies and the disease germs, too. Mrs. Hyram Dalyâ€"“Why, Brid- get, I didn’t; knon you could write!” Bridget (proudly)â€"â€"“Yls, mum. Me writ-in’ has got me many a place. .I wrote all av m‘e own re- commendations.” EVERY HOUSEKEEPERâ€"mmt oft-en act as a family hysiclim. Painkiller 101' alltha little ills, cuts ans sprains as well as for bowel cumplaiuts, is indispensablel Avoid substitutes, there is but one “ Painkiller "~‘Perry Davis'. 250 and 500. “What kind of lights do they have on airships 2” “W'hat’s a food expert?” “Any man who can make his wages buy enough for the family table.” A man stops bragging about the smartnxcss of his children after they learn how to separate him from his entire salary. A BOYD‘S SHORTHAND SCHOOL. 1817 - Yonge 81).. Toronto, nrennrea com- petent stenographers in 30 days by the BOYD SYL-LA;BIC SY_STEM. Posiiions Ee- cureti Writâ€"ekfoirficatalogue British - American Business Gaiiege E‘mmm I We send by mail. frog of charge, our 64 page book. which fully ex- plains our modern system of treatment, of how the Drink, Tobacco and Drug habits can be rwidiy overcome and cured. This book i: mm, in a plain envelope, sealed from observation, so no one can tell wth your letter contains. Allocrrespbndence absolutely secret and mnfidenfini. Address. DE SILVA INSTITUTE, Suite 200, 55 University St. Montreal, Canada Tobacco RM CURE - ~~ E 5 Drug Habits New System of Treatment. Recently Discovered Remedy that Cures Rapidly and Permanently. Marvellous Results obtained that makes our remedy one of the wonders of Modern mediclne. Patients cured secretly at their own homes against their own wlil and knowledge. No suffering. no Injections, no loss of time, or detentien from business, no bad after effects. Thorough, practical courses in all commercial subjecls. Students may cmcr anytime. \Vrlte for catalogue. THE MAN OF THE HOUR. SECURED IflOROUGHLX INVESTMENTS Yielding 4 to 8 Per cent. magma Sawmm COKPOWIOH LIMITED 3r60“é’25nÂ¥8 TOO SMART. EDUCATIONAL. THE KIND. '1‘. M. WATSON. Princinai “\j Himaeholdfi I “3 for Opufihfiragég Th an 1 ggrejp,’ Plgnreumggfl an Sore Tnme «sup: PM“ Pains of all kinda. LIQT SENT ON REQUEfiT V. M. G. A. Buildlng. Toronto. Sanders’ Dress Cutting School' fififidifig. Toron'td W “5'5? Feathers Turkey ; nu. . . agent to sell Polham‘n Pnerless Huh an ornamental treva. Commer this. Goo pay weekly, Exclusive terrilory. Stock guaranteed up to grade and delivered 1 good condition and all the advantages 0- 5011ng well-known stock Write now f0! agenvy for Fall and Winler monthm POI. ham Nursery 00.. Toronto. Ont. TURNED INTO CASH R, EN AND WOMENiriDON‘T BE IDLE- .4. Show samples of our reliable medl- cmes, superb toilet preparations. pure baking powder, and flavoring extracts to your neighbors and forward their orders to us. You canfiasjly make form t n to twenty-five dollars a week and two permanent position. Goods sell on sight and repeat, orders coma fast. Rnnk " ow to Succeed" and particulars sent me. The Home Supply 00., Dept. 50. Merrill Good live canvass-ms to sell our Remedicsg' You should make ten 10 twenty dolltsrgv weekly and not work hard. Write 10-day: BELLMAN MEDICAL CO.‘ COLLINGWOOD. ONT. ARM WANTED.--Ontarm‘mrm wanted I; p * exchange fur 610 acres Southern Alberh (all wheat hwd. A bargain {or Homeown- Pewtress. 84 Don Mills Road, Toronto. qONG ROOKVJBO FAVORITE SONG 1} words, music; Ten cents. Arth’u Rice, Granby, Qua. WRITE H. w. Heisenk Co.. Torento. Ont. ‘nz;x:dve-;(t-e‘l:naâ€"lr~zaxfiév(lr writho’utrpain by on; home h~eatm§nc.‘ mergq 1'15 before too Late, D n. n. . 1L4 Agents Wanted Dress and Mantle Learn Cumng, rming. TVPEWRETERS pumu . I ma. my .. "V ; Mellman Medical Eollhigfifiod, U'ub. ‘ ANTEDâ€"LOCAL AND GENERAI AgentsrLi‘beral contracts tq 10g m'ex'x ; a'fififfubyâ€"i'éiiéf. ‘C’ciflt'ifiéhté‘l 73?; Insurance Compapy. Toronto. Correin' pondenoe confidentlal. Bargain prices, $15 to $65, (all makes taken in exchange Ior Model 10 and .2 Remingtons. Mzmy of these machines show little use. Remington Typewriter Company. leltod. 1M BAY STE-REL TORONTO. QILVERCLOTH wm clean your Silverwar an; L other fine metals like magic. No pow e ' other aid required, the prepared cloth dons 9.1 aquick, clean, handy way. Prim :25 cents. Sena nddrufi (or trial sample. Cmmlu Silvercloth 00., Tami; AILROAI) AND PUBLIC SER- VICE BONDS l Bands of well-known XCanadt'an Steam and Electra Remit. ’Electric Light and Power Companies. INDUSTRIAL BONDS: Bonds qf longâ€"established (ndwtriea. Thebondawhdch womade m seem-ed 6%” by taqah'on or by fiat mortgage on property with W equity. MUNICIPAL BONDS: Numerous mates of good cities, oomztics, towm, arid school districts. by mail in your spare tima at home, or if too far away take a personal course at school. We will teach one personal course at commencement of course only. Course taught at school in Strat- ford inside of a week, commenc- ing November 8th only. Remit- tance to be paid the day you are through and perfecxly satisfied. Board and lodging provided for pupils taking this erwnal course at school free a Charge. We have been in business eleven years, taught over 7,000 pupils, and guarantee to give $500 to anyone we cannot teach. Write forfrce particulars explaining how we teach not later than Oct. 251h 31 Erie $3.. Sterord, Ontarlo, Canada. ANGER, Tumors, IMmEs, stow interim] and external}, qurerl yvip out; pagi}‘by 0.3.1! E WANT NOW IN EVERY UN§JE< P114173.Q JD‘ distrigp ahrolia lg AGENTS WANTED. CAN BE QUICKLY WANTED. FOR SALE. and Putting Together GURED FREE! I “1%? 64‘ c‘