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Tlflv it- and be convinced that it is what it is llaimed to be. Fatherâ€"“You never heard of a man getting into trouble by follow~ ing; a- good example.” Son-“ch, sir, I havewthc counterfeitcr.” ;‘/ gold stocks bought and sold. Prop- erties incorporated and financed. Write for particulars. 1’. S. Hairsmu. 25 Mann- lng Arcade. Toronto. Ont. me: curious (mostly untold) facts about Human Nature?. Read Dr. Foote's "Wonder" hook on the deficate subjects of Love, Marriage, Parentage. Health. Diane, and Freaks. It is the fruit of-50 -yeats’__experience .of a fincceuful author and practitioner. Full of advice neces- sary to every man and woman. Contains more vital facts than you'r doctor would he you for ten dollnrl. In 3 sections. E40 paces and 40‘illulh‘lfinnfi. Prlco 10¢. .L.Hlll look 0...!” E. 28 81.. New York Sure @ The HEARD-PHONE will give you the talents of good hearing. Send tor tree comet, giving particulars and names If satisfied users. Also .puial Offer (or a Month's Home Trlal. THE BRAND ELEGTRO OIONE LIMITED. 330 Spadlna Avenue. Toronto. Refor as to standing to any bank. We have moved to our new building, Bay 5", Town“). gate InVesImenls Children’s Couzhi You don't have to Imow what KIND 0" doth your Goods are made of. SAME Dye for ALL' No chant: 0! Mistakes. All colors :0 cents from your ruggist or Dealer. Sample Card and Booklm Free. The Johnson-Richardson 3:"- -_ ’ : 4‘ _‘:‘9_5_M_L_."‘n.!!1_9£‘1'__ WCRONYN w- Try this Is Your Hearing Bood‘. m 3151 mm: m @mwfims "\ OBALT SILVER. AND PORCUIjINE DO YOU WANT TO KNOW 3.2mm}? 30% POLlfiifis Gm. am: .asm. and w. a» 15.3. than and prevent more usioun Elna. Gilda “chmâ€"awn take and don not "you thank-nth. Members Toronto Stock Exchange. iii-iii VA LUED RESULTS. All Dancing. 25 cents. en’s Coughs “3;,” 0n.- 'Mn:l§r Suffering STOCKS. Writs {or our weakly circular on securities. xtu falling from a, cart, :1 China man, whose life was insured for a large amount, was seriously hurt. There was some doubt as to his ever getting better, and at length one of his friends wrote to theinsurâ€" ancc cmnpany. "Hung Wang Lee half dead: Mkec half money.” The butcher doesn’t wafit to he a, steaklndder. Before the inh'nduction of childâ€" Iabor laws. (children of three 01' four years Worked in :mills and brick yards from five in the morning till nine at; night. Camphor makes furs fade: The House of Lords originated in the King’s Great Cuuncil as it ex- isted in the reigns immediately folv lowing the Conquest. The dahlia is named after its in- ventor, Professor Dahl of Stockâ€" holm; the wistaria after the Phila- deEphia Wister family, who intro- duced it into America. Away With Depression and Mclancho]y.â€"â€"These two evils are the accompaniment of a. disordered stomach and torpid liver and mean wretchedness to all whom they visit. The surest and speediest way to combat them is with Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills, which will restore the healthful action of the stomach and bring relief. They have proved their usefulness in thousands of cases and will continue to give re- livf to the suffering who are Wise enough to use them. The guest glanced up and down the bill of fare without enthusi- asm, “Oh, well,” he decided fin- ally, “you may bring inra dozen fried oysters.” The French waiter became all apologies. “Very sor- ry‘ sar. but we have no shellâ€"fish, 1)) except eggs; It. is easy t6 see deep mystery in yum faith - where there is only nastiness. Nip Disease in the Bud.â€"â€"It is difficult to eradicate a disease after it; has become seated. therefore it is wise to take any ailment in its initial stages and by siich remedie‘s as are sufficient, stop it in its course. Cold is the commonest oomplainb of man, and when neg- lected leads to serious results. Dr. Thomas’ Eclectric Oil will cure the severest cold or most violent cough. "'H"m! What sort; of men have you chosen, then?” “Life insurance agents.” “No, sir. Scientists are too theo~ retical.” “Physicians, perhaps?” “Not much. We don’t allow docâ€" tors on our Board of Healthâ€"n0, silkâ€"nor undertakers, either.” Minard's Lini‘mont Relieves Neuralgla Visitorâ€"“You must; have a. re- markably efficient Board of Health in this town ?” ~ Shrde nativeâ€"«“You are right about that, I can tell you.” sumc Cl” Dodd’s Kidney Pills always cfiré {my and all forms of Kidney Dis- ease. “I was laid up with Pleurisy, which affected my kidneys,” Mr. McAnlifle continues. “I suffered a great deal of pain, especially in my back. I was also terribly troubled With dropsieal swellings, and finalâ€" ly, after many attempts to get rid of my trouble, I found myself com- pelled to give up and was confined to my bed wit-h Lumbago. I tried many medicines but they failed to do me any good. Then I turned to Dodd’s. Kidney Pills, and after taking one box I felt; greatly reâ€" lieved. I took several more boxes and found myself completely cured.” ‘ - Laehute Man, After Fourteen Years Suffering, finds Health and Strength in an Old-Reliable Kid- ney Remedy. Lachum, Que., April 18 (Special) ~â€"After fourteen years of suffering, which started from pleurisy, folâ€" lowed by dropsical swellings, and culminated in Lumbago, and con- fined him to his bed, Malachi F. McAuliffe, a well-known resident of this place, has entirely recover- ed his health, and he says without hesitation, “I am sure I owe it en- tirely to ngfl’s Kidney Pills.” THEY TOOK HIM DODD’S KIDNEY PILLS CURE“ MR. F. McAULlFlt‘E’b‘ LUMBAGO. “Composcd of scientists, I pre- LONG LIFE ASSURED. FACT AND FANCY. OUT OF HIS BED “I wish, Henry,” said the ediâ€" tcr’s wife, “that you’d try not to be so absent-minded when you are dining out.” “Eh! \Vhat have I done now?” “Why, when the hostess asked you if you’d have some more pudâ€" ding you replied that, owing to the tremendous pressure on your space }'~ 11 were compelled to decline.” Mother Graves’ Worm Extermin» ator has the largest sale of any si» milar preparation sold in~ Canada. It always gives satisfaction by reâ€" storing health to the little folks. 5 is only necessary to read the testimonials to be convinced that Holloway’s Corn Cure is unequal- led for the removal of coma, warts, etc It is a complete extinguisher. Forced honesty is like a hotâ€" hc-use plant. It can’t stand the cold. “No,” said the smaller one;' “pa makes more noise thanthat when he slams the door.” ' > Minard’s Liniment Cures Burns, Etc. A headache the morning after is responsible for many a. good re- solution. “doom. a. Sumhlm an." 3 storm is the reliel when an obstinate. pitilesu cough has been driven Away by Allon'l Lung Balsam. No a ium in it. The good 9650: lasts. Take I bottle ome wit‘j you this day. You can try Gin Pills before you buy them. Writ-e National Drug Jo Chemical C0,, (Dept. W11), Toronto, for free- sample. At all dealers, 50c. a box, 6 for $2.50. Mr. Bauer sent for a free sample of Gin Pills. Tllexfirst. dose did him so much good that he ordered six boxes and began to take them regularly. A Month's treat.- ment completely cured him. Snooperâ€"“There is nothing per- fect on this earth.” Swayback â€" “lou forget Gilley.” “What about Gilley?” “He’s a perfect ass.” “Aren’t you afraid of such loud thunder 7” asked the small child. Meteoric iron' was known in Egypt in remote antiquity, but no doubt it was worked as flints were worked, ‘by Cutting or chipping, and was not smglted.» In other words, it; was the metallurgy, not the knowledge of iron, that ori- ginated in central Europe. Mr. Herbert. Bauer, of Davisville. min b? owes Gin Pills a debt of gratitudn which he can never repay. He suffered for years with Bladder Trouble, and could not, pass Urine except by much straining, which caused great pain. According to a Mr. Ridgeway, who has investigated this subject, the metallurgy of iron must have originated in central Europe, espe- cially in Noricum, which approxi- mately represented modern Austria and Bavaria. Only at Hallstett and in Bosnia and Transylvania, from which countries the Achaians and Dorians are supposed to have migrated to Greece, are found evi- dences of a gradual introduction of iron, at first as an ornament apâ€" plied to the bronze. which it ulti~ mately displaced. Everywhere else iron was introduced suddenly, a fact which implies a. foreign ori- gm. Reason for Believing It Originated in Central Europe. The iron age is commonly believ- ed to have begun in Africa or Asia. The latest investigations prove that it was not worked in Egypt until the ninth century before the Chris- tian era, or in Libya. until 450 B. C., that the Semites adopted its use stili later, and that it has been known in Uganda only with the last five or six centuries. In China iron is mentioned in 400 B. C. Bronze weapons were employed in China. until 100 A. D., and in Japan unâ€" til 700 A. D. GURED HIS BLADDER TROUBLE. ' ACCUSTOMED‘ TO‘ IT. EARLY USE OF IRON. REGRETFUL. ISSUE x0. 17:710. “Depends very much on the sort of life he‘d been living,” said the expert. “H’m!” said the judge. Then the next witness~â€"an expert â€"gave his evidence. Said his Lordship: “A. a motorâ€"car were travelling at forty miles an hour, and the brakes could be put on in such a. manner as to stop it within ten or hue,va feet, where would the driver go?” At the courts a case concerning motorâ€"driving was being heard, when the chauffeur declared that when driving at forty miles an hour he could, if necessary, pull up in fight or ten feet. I consider MINARD'S LINIMENT the BEF'? llinimont in u-us. I got my foot, badly. jammed latvly. I bathed it. well with MINARD'S LINIMENT and it was as ye" as (Iver next day. Yours very trtfly, T. G. MCMULLEN. The man who is willing to work for nothing never has to look for a job. Some men are so worthless that even gettmg drunk doesn’t make them any worse. A girl is more enthusiastic over being married fham she is over the ma 1 she 15 married to. More married men than old bachelors have been disappointed in 10v . Red, “'enk. “'eary. \"utex‘y Eyes. Relieved By Murine Eye Remedy. Try Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You Will Like Murine. It Soothes. 50c At Your Druggists. “'rite For Eye Books. Free. Murine Eye Remedy (30., Toronlu. Ohm“! N the Iona ‘l A tensgoonful of hill. killer in a on 01 hot watt“: ewes enod will mum on and an a cold. Avmd substitutes, than in I“ on " Pslnkfllor "~Perry Davla'4flo And an A Simple and Cheap Medicine.â€" A simple, cheap and effective medi- cme is something to be desired. There is no medicine so effective a, regulartorfof the digestive system as Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills. They are simple, they are cheap, they can be got anywhere, and their be. m‘ficial action will prove their re"â€" commendation. They aré the mediâ€" uine of the poor man and those who wish to escape doctors’ bills will do well in giving them a trial. The fast horse is applauded if he lowers his record, but the fast man isn’t. Ilo Inmatth for “The D a I." Monbhol Plaster; slthough some unscrupulous dealers may ay shard ll, Recommended by doctors hospitals, slug, mud overybody for plonrisy, stibnus, m. It’s a, waste of time trying to talk to a woman with her first baby. All druggists and stores sell Zam- Buk at fifty cents box. Post free from Zamâ€"Bpk Co.z Toronto, for. price. Refuse all imitations. “I sent to the druggist for the bean remedy he had for burns,” she says, “and he sent back a, box of Zam-Buk. He said that there was nothing to equal it. I applied this, and it soothed the pain so quickly that the child laughed through her tears. I bound up the hand in Zam~Buk, and each day applied Zam-Buk frequently and liberally, until the burn was quite cured. “I would ’recOmmefid all mothers to keep Zamâ€"Buk in the home.” Save your pennies and your heirs “‘11 burn dollars. ' Minard’s linimont Cures Dandruff. The yourig daughter of Mrs. T. S. Dougall, 523 Flora Avenue, Winniâ€" peg, was arranging Some of her dcll’s washing on a- clothes rack, when she fell, and her ,hand came in contact with the hot stove. She susia-ined a serious burn, and her screams brought; her mother quick- ly to the spot. Fullcash obeys; and the whisper- er, whose name is Sikes, a-mblcs gently dnwnstairs and out of the bark door with his booty. Fullcash (waking with a start in thn middle (f the night, and hm:- ing sounds in his bedroom)â€"â€""Who’g there?? Speak! Who’s there 2" Hearse whisper from the dark- nessâ€"~“For goodness’ sake, hush! There’s a, burglar just gone down stairs; I’m a policeman, and if you’ll keep quiet, and not, strike a. light, I’ll nab him in two twos.” BABY BADLY BURNED. THE BRAINY BURGLAR. ALL D'EPENDED . AC1] IN ERY HEADQ UAB'I‘ERS. â€" L “‘01: and wood-wurhmg machinery. ED381168, boilers. ate-m pumps. xaaohng “Wines. electric’ motors. contractor. machinery. em. Sand for catalogue o! o‘er 1400 machine-3., H. "PE’I‘RIE. Lxmit-ed. Toronto. Montronl. Vancouver. OPE FOR THE DEAF-IN ICOUST’OOIâ€" v» one of 'tho marvel: of thb electrical; an. I 1 use throughoim Que Overlfl. Write fin- catn- Plague. Gonenl Acoustic 06., o! Cunada. Ltd, 46! You. Shoot. Taverna. 7 4 . , Cursd without operations. All who are a!- flir-tpd with"this disease and wish 10 be cured nurmanpntly. safply and quickly with this great Homeopathic remedy. which will be sent post-paid anywhere in the world with In” infirm-Hons,- for using so as m 9590?. a permanent nure. Price 82¢ Addy-Mu: John T. Wan. Homeopathic Pharmacy. Arnnrlor. Canada. acre farm with Splt'ndld building's. in the County of EF-sox. Win 91‘” or_ ex- ohaugv for smaller farm. The thvrn Eval Estate Exchange, Limited. Lomhm, ub. V! on e33) west. emu! far .‘4. M. MaHH-Wh. P lots and farm land: on Pfl-Hy pay- ments. Will buy western property. 8. M. Mathews. Room 11 1-2 75 Yonge Street. Toronto. APPENDICITIS Ont. ANTEDâ€"A FEW ACTIVE YOUNG men to learn Moulding. Three 7931' contract. $1.25 a day to start. $2.50 ban be made after 9 months on piece- work. Must be we“ recommended m: 00 lharacter, hab' etc. Apply the Gurney Foundry Co.. ited, Toronto. Rl'al I EARN THE BARBER, TRADEâ€"NEW , systemâ€"constant prantire: careful {nah-notion: few weeks complete course: tools free: graduates earn twelve to eightnen donuts weekly: write for cau- !ogne. Mole!- Barber College, 221011»: East, Toronto. 03 SALE OR EXCHANGE. BUILDING lots and farm land: on Pfl-Hy pay- THE LINDMII TRUSS willhold an reduciblq lemia. Endorsed by foremosz met {cal ma Him for paiticulan. B. LINDMAN, (Reid) Montreal. » ' ‘ A 100 ACRE FARM. 71TH GOOD buildings in the Count-y of Middle- aox. for 9:110, or will exchangv for human 'nnd lot or s_r_nallvr farm. The Western Dr. Morse’s Indian Root 'Pllls ANTED â€" SOUTH AFRICAN WAR. rants. Highest price paid. Fox 5 Ron. Scott St.. Toronto. GALVES Etna“: I Rri my; Constipationâ€"- ANTED â€" SOUTH AFRICAN rants. Hivhpnt mm... .mm Mr. C. D.Coiwcli. of Waikerviilc, 0m. was snicker: down with La Ciippc in I9% and i! left him in very bad condition. He says: I was allrun down Ind bordering on Consumption. I could notalcep “nights, had awful sweats, and coughed nearly the whole time. This is how I was when I began to take Psychine, in a low nervous state: butfrom the fin: battle! began to impiove. Itdid maxvels for me and brought me back to health in no time, makinga new man of me. It formic: the body againsl the anacks of La Grippc and is a sure pre. ventative. I always take Psychine if Heel a cold coming on and it puts me right in no time." ‘‘03 SALE OR I‘IXC‘HANGE; A Y“ NO‘HOME SHOULD BE WITHOUT PSYCHINE Flt Sale I] .1] Dumb“ and Belle“. 50:. & 51 fi. per hula. Dr. T. A. SLOCUM - LIMITED, S " tonomo Arrested, and Consumption Cured Is an enemy within the camp. It will undermine the strongest non- stitution and ruin the most. vigor- ous health. It- leads to indigestion, biliousness. impure blood. bad com- plexion, sick headaches. and is one of the most frequent cause: of appendicitis. To neglect it is slow suicide. Dr. Horse's Indian Boot Pills positively cure Constipation. They are entirely vegetable in com- positinn and do not. sicken. weaken or gripe. Preserve your‘health by taking ' M nr runi 'I‘ele gm ph. The appoint- m ments are luxurious and include Lounge Cafe, Ladies’ Boudoir, ' m Library, elc. Vibration is reduced lo a minimum. Send for saiiings. rumn. etc., to general Agency for Omario. The Allan Line. 77 Vongo St, Toronto Long Distance Mar Tale The ALLAN LNE I l Thom Without null 41. [ms ' n W“ m..._ StooIaJBriggs and Co. Ltd.. Torontodou. ES'I‘ERN FARM LA_E:§DS---CI'1“Y LOTS LA GRIPPE Estate Exiwhabgé? In'mitfil‘. flowdon. If you a}; wring FARMS FOR SA LE. EDUCATIONAL MACHINERY. ‘ a ~ â€" -- my “Rt. it wiH pay you. 75 Ynngo Rt. ’i‘nwmiu FOR SALE. WANTED. The “ Victorian ” and “Virginian” aw. fined with Turbine Engines, Triple Screws and SCRIP. KEEN