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H :1 \mmlwlmck would chuck all the wood a wood-chuck could chuck, how muvh wnnd would that \vnodâ€" (hm-k chuck if a woo<l~xc11uck could chuck wood A LONG RECORD OF SUCCESS in cur- ing all sorts of cuts, burns and bruises. as well an all bowel complaints, is held Kby “Painkillermrover 60 years. Avoid substitutes, there is butl one “Painkiller"â€"< Perry Davis‘, 250, and 50c. Marriage with a deceased wife‘s sixtor has been valid in Tasmania sil-cv HT-I; in Jinglm'xd only since “11‘ A01, of 1907. LAY FOR WEEKS AT DEATH’S DOOR It Started with Backaehe and Grew Worse Till the Duct-or Said She Must Die. Holt], Ont, May 16. (Special).~â€" All the countryside here is ringing with the wonderful cure of Mrs. Samuel Thompson, who lay at the point of death for weeks, swollen with Drnpsy so that the doator five different times decided to tap her, bu" desisted because, as her hus- band said, “It might; be better to let, her die in peace.” After the doctor had given her up Dodd’s Abamt forty tons of letters pass daily tln'mlgh the London General PIN! ()x’fim. BUT mum‘s KIDNEY PILLS CURE!) MRS. THOMPSON’S DROPSY. Minard’s Liniment Lumberman's Friend. Kidney Pillsicured her. Bed. “'eak. \Venry. “watery Eyes. Relieved By Murine Eye Remedy. Try Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You 'Will Like Murine. It Soothos. 500, At Your Drnggists. “’rite For Eye Books. Free. Murine Eye Remedy (30., Toronto. The transition from winter’s cold to summer’s heat frequent-1y puts a strain upon the system that pro- duces internal complications, a1â€" wnys painful and often serious. A common form of disorder is dysenâ€" tery, to which many arepprone in the spring and summer. The very best medicine to use in subdung this painful ailment; is Dr. J. D. Kellogg’s Dyscn'tery Cordial. It is a standard remedy, sold every- where. Mrs. Thompson’s terrible tron» blze started with pain in the back. She grew worse and the doctor treated her for jaundice for eight weeks. Then her feet and legs heâ€" gan to swell, and it was realized that Dropsy was the trouble. F01 seven months she suffered. The doc- tor said there was no hope; she must die. “D’ye mane me 01' the woman what owns rt ’3’” demanded Bridgth Mr. Gonrgc Burgess, of the Hur~ {Hon-Ce Farm, Holbeach, Lincolnâ€" slm‘e. England, is the owner of threo black Berkshire pigs which 5:91. on their hind legs and beg at feedingâ€"time. As a last resort Dodd‘s Kidney Pills were tried. The improvement was slow, but gradually hex strength came back. Toâ€"day Mrs. Tl: mpson is a well woman. She says. and the countryâ€"side knows, she owes her life to Dodd’s Kidney Pills. Mistress (hiring asel‘vant)â€"“': hope you knoy yohr place 2” m! hSéz‘Gantpâ€"“Oh: yes; mum! The- Imt “three girls you had told me all about it.” W A “Is the lady of the. house in 2” asked the Sewing Machine Agent. There can be. a difference of opin~ ion on most subjects, but there is only one opinion as to the relia- bility of Mother Graves’ Worm Exâ€" terminator. It is safe, sure and ef- Iectual. If the disease is of the Kidneys, or from the Kidneys, Dodd’s Kid~ ucy Pills will curt} it. You don't even hive to know wh-l kind of cloth your goods are [rude ui. SAME Dye for ALL. Mischkes are IMPOSSIBLE. Fusl nnd Belutflul Colors. )0 "Mn Dm’t lalllottylc. Sample 03rd Ind Booklet Free. The Johnson-niche! m 00.. “Inked. Montrell. (ANTED AN IDENTIFICATION SHE KNEW THE WORST. New Use to Which Old Fashioned Wind Mills Can he Put. The machinery of a modern wind- mill is just as far advanced over the crude machinery of the winch mill of fifty years ago as is the wwrks of a fine watch over the Works of a dollar alarm clock. One type of wind turbine, for instance, consists of a wheel about sixteen fat in diameter mounted upon a. steel tower fifty feet in height. The entire wind wheel is of gal- vanized ball bearings. Its trans- misskn gear works in an oil bath and. according to Pouplar Mechan- ics, the, best methods known to en- gir eering have been adopt-ed in m-o‘er to eliminate friction and err able the wheel to make the best: of light winds. A fvuung captain, who was drill- ing the awkward squad. command- 64 thus: “Now. my men, listen 1'0 in»? When I say ’Halt!’ put the fum that’s on the ground beside the one that’s in the air, and remain mutioniess.” The result, is that even in a wind having a velocity of no higher than six miles an hour the turbine gonâ€" erates electricity. Such a wind- mill as this is provile with an elecâ€" triv generator and switchboard and a fifty-five cell storage battery as its electrical apparatus. The wheel is always in running posi‘ ticn, ready to make use of every puff that comes, and it steadily makes and stores current except “Why a. doctor can tr-cat a. man and make him pay at. ‘thc same tune.” “How is your wife, John ‘2” Jchn (the wateryâ€"“Well, I don’t know, Miss. When the sun don’t shine she’s misera‘kfle, and when it (100‘s, she says it. fades the carpc .” “It’s a pity," muttered the man who unfortunately for himself had the ropntmtion of being a good fel- lnh among his friends, “that all mm) when they take a drink with others can’t do as a doctor does.” “What’s thaw” asked an quaiutancc. in times of absolutely still weaâ€" ther. The man who owns a baby ' Will tell you how it howls. He’ll swear the kid’s a nuisance, And, goodness, how he scowls. B133 if you say you know it. And at; the baby scoff. The dad, you’ll find, is ready To knock your head clear off. Yal‘nmmh. N. 8., June 2, 190P.-â€""I harm been bothered with Rhouumti-«m for the past, your and have taken a gcud many kinds of medicine and found no relief for It. Ask for Minard's and take no other. (ml' / men there yours ‘0va day a friend advised me to try (tin Pills. so I did, and after taking: only mm he): of them, I felt like a new man. “I thought I would write you a few lines to lot you know how thankful I feel for 1lm relief thvv aavn mo, and would :ulvisv all sufi'wers from Rheumatism to get Gin Pills." Sample free if you write National Drug 81 (ills-mica] ('70.. (Dan. Win, Toronto. All dealm‘s havfi Gin Pills at 500. a bor- 6 boxes for $250. \Vithin a year Germany has ad- ded 130 officers of a1] ranks to her Naval personnel, inchxding one viceâ€"admiral and one realmdmiral. Pills of Attesth Value.â€"~Parmc~ let’s Vegetablek Pills are the remlt of careful study of the properties of certain roots and herbs, and the action of such as sedatives and 1ax~ a-hves on the digestive apparatus. The success the compounders have met with attests the value of their work. These pills have been recogâ€" nized for many year§uprs the best cleansers of the system that can be got Their “excellence was recogâ€" nized from the first and they grow more popular daily. Dfilhousio I ru d 51 horse. badly torn by a. pitch fork. with MINARD‘S LI "iMENT. St‘ P(>'t‘l"s, 1'}? EDW. LINLIEF. l \‘ur‘h‘l a horn? of a bad sweUing by MlNABD'S LINEN ‘ ' I (-urod a WWW of the Mango with MINâ€" ARD‘S LINIMEN’I‘, (JHIH‘RTOPHI‘IR SAUNDE ELECTRICITY FROM WIND. Ba'hursh. NB. Madam(‘sâ€"~”I don"t know where :1: son gets all his fauZts from; m sure he doesn’t get them from 0.” Monsieurâ€"“No, you’re right 161‘01 you haven’s lost any of CONFIRMED PESSIMIST. SPECIA L PRIVILEGE. CURED HIS RHEUMATSSM. RIGHT. TBOS. W. PAYNE W M‘ CONTY STOCK BONUS OF‘ 2570 MAPLE LEAF ml.me COMPANY Look at the record of The Lake of the Wanda. Ogilvie. and Westm‘n (‘anada Mllllng companies. Edwardc & Co. ‘OBALT SILVER AND PORFUPIN‘H ' Gold Rmka bought and 90M. En- ginrers' Reports on Porcupine. Write for pm‘tir-nlars. P. S. Hairston. 25 Manning Arcade. ’l‘rvrontn. Ont Time 'and time again in the last two years information has come from the Canadian West indicating that the Chartered Canadian Banks are playing no small part in the development of our \Vestern terri- Lory. Repeatedly we have heard of the Banks going into new Districts with the first, settlersâ€"«opening up and fostering busineSS connections which have resulted in the rapid growth of the community. Two of the latest instances of this have been shown in the establishâ€" nwnt- of Branches of the Traders Bank at: Fort George, B. C., and Stewart, B. (1. Fort George is half way between Prince Rupert and Edmonton on the projected line of the Grand Trunk Pacific. It is attracting attention on ac- count of its favorable location, and present indications would point to its being one of the large cities of Northern British Columbia. Stewâ€" art], B. (7.. is within two miles of Portland City, the place in Britâ€" ish Columbia where the recent wonderful Silver strike was made. A man named Pnsskorin, ad garâ€" dener in St. 1\:Lm'sburg. has 8110‘ cceded in producmg a black rose. Keep Minard’s Liniment In (ha house. “George,” said she. “you have hvld a. good many high posith‘ms at om: time and another.” “Yes,” said George, who had been mar- ried long enough to knuw that non- committalism is the best; home pdicy. “And I have heard it said that vour success was due to the magm‘tism that drew towards you.” “Umâ€"â€"I~-â€"â€"” “Don’t preâ€" tend to be bashful, now. I was just wondering if you were magnetic enough to draw the tacks from that drawing-room carpet twmorl'ow morning before breakfast.” Birmingham has the largest pin factory in the world, manufactur‘ ing an average of 377.000.000 a day. The latter town is attracting peo- ple from the Western Coast States in large numbers, and a, small rush of prospectors int-0 the district is now undr‘r way. “Oh. no ma’am.” returned 7 Fh ssie. “Pa and mafs both older’n It was little Flossie’s fivst day at school. Hm‘ name had been reg- istered and flhe teacher asked: “Havnyou any brothers or sis» tors?” L “Are you the oldest. one of the famin '?” ’Tis a Marvellous Thing. â€"- When tho cures effected by Dr. Tliomus’ Eclectric Oil are considered, th£ spwdy and permanent relief it has bimilglit to the suffering whereve) it has been used, it must be regard- ed as a marvellous thing that sc potent a medicine should result from the six simple ingroolients which enter into its composition. A trial will convince the most skepti- call of its healing virtues. mam, m.«. Paint Without Oil By using Powdr Paint you can turn out as good work as a contracting painter. Write to POWDR PAINT 00., Toronto, Orin. for full information and Catalogue with Color Card and Price List. BANKS AS ROAD BUILDERS Our own building “Yes, mafam,” answered Flosâ€" 90 Bay street, Toronto FAMILY FACTS. STOCKS. ISSUE N0. 2râ€"w Nu opinion can heln you to hea- ven if it makes you hate your broâ€" ther man. Mlnard's Llnlment used by Physicians. The library of the British Museâ€" um has over 32 miles of shelvea filed with books. (lay “Yes, our little four~ycarâ€"old is such a comfort, and such a, help to me,” said Mrs. Ritchie to a lady cal'cr. “Why, he can take care of his baby sister as well as any nurse. H»: is in the next room now. playâ€" ing; with little Dorothy. I’ll call hlm#Wal-t-er 3” “Yoth, ma.” ‘ “Are you taking care of little sister?” “Yeth ma.” "What are you doing, \Valter‘l” “Oh, I'm playin’ I’m a barber, an’ I’m shavin’ ’er wif pa’s razor.” minded. They Cleanse While They Cure.â€" The Vegetable compounds of which Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills are composed, mainly dandelion and mandrake, clear the stomach and intestines of deleterious matter and restore the deranged organs tc healthful action. Hence they are the best remedy for indigestion available to-day. A trial of them will establish the truth of this sertion and do more to convince the ailing than anything that can be written of these pills. TRADING on a good name and deceiving the public is what the imitators of the well-known "The D. & L." Menthol Plaster no doing. Don’t be fooled. insist on the guanine, "The D. a, L. z When a, man’s head will be hasâ€" pitable to absolutely opposing ideas he prideu himself on being broad Moses Isaaacstein (to his son. who has just closed the shop 011 Satul“ day night)â€"“I shay, you Ike! vat ycu doing mit dot \ratrch?” Isaacâ€"~ “It’s all right, fader. I’m only shust slumping it until Monday 1m wing, to save der vear and tear on dcr vorks.” Moses (aside) â€" “Mine gootness! dot poy vill make a shplendidt peczness man shome Are you a, sufferer with Corns? If you are, get; a. bottle of Holloway’s Ccrn Cure. It has never been known to fail. 3. WL I Braid, by the’ yard. ' sum Ladies and Gent's Wigs, from $17.50 Cent‘s Tmmns‘ from - $2.56 Halr Nels. extra large, - 3 far :39. Turban Pads. - ‘ - 35 to 75¢. Rarr- nhudcg extra. 0rdan over $1.03, post, frpo. Send sample 0! hair and web with order. ‘ DAY a: MOHLER, 115 King St. West, - The Heart ofa. Piano isthe Action. Insist on the "OTTO HIGEL” Apply Zara-Bait to all wounds and sores and you will he sat ised how quick! it Mops t e smarfing an brings case. It covers the wound with a layer of pro. tective baim, kills all poison germs already in the wound, and prevent: others entering. It: rich beaflng herbal essences then build up from the bottom, fresh tissue: and in a wonderfuliy short time the wound is healed! 2am Huh ‘3 populu-ity in baled on merit Imitation: new: work ‘mes. Bo aura and get the rat! thing. “film-Buk" is printed on nary packet. of the genuine. Rem. All others, We All druggmtl nnd note. or hm~BukC ' Toronto. AMUSING HER. Piano Action STYLES IN HAIR Braids, 30 In., $3.50 Switches. 22 to 30 in. long,$3.50 to $5.59 Puffs and Guns, 18 in ‘ cluster, 82.50 Turnan Styls, com- plete, $1.50 Tcramo. Th9 IlEARâ€"O»PHONE will give you the genpfits of good hearing. Send for tree ooklot, giving pur‘rivulurs and names of satisfide nsnre. Also Speclal Offer tor a Month's Home Triat. THE BRAND ELECTRO OIONE LlMITED, 33‘ Spadlna Avenue. Toronto. ACRES FOR SALE OR EXCHANGE a very choice ISOâ€"acre. farm. situ- Med three miles northeast of Embro, in miles northwest of Woudetouk, half mile to school; a very choice, even-tempered clay loam Foil; no Btifl‘ soil; easily Work- ed; a very rich, productive soil; 125 culti- vated; 15 acres timber; good size brick cottage houen, 9 rooms, cellar, furnace; m-w barn, 48 x 80: barn 27 x 55; all on stone basements; cement floors in stable; lbtfi of water pumped by Neal windmill; taps in houfie and barnyard; a, limb-alas! cheese factory section: price $9.500; might take a, house in city or small farm in exchange; $2,700 down, as I have other properties and wish to reduce; Apply to R. Wain, Paris. IJ nyntemâ€"«zonsiant praotine: careful {mfnwflonz few woe)“: nomnlete course: tnn‘! free: zradnmu earn twnhe m eightnnn dollars wsekly: write for cata- ‘locne. Mohr Barber COHege. 221 Quecn East. Toronto. GENTS WANTED IN EVER) TUWN 1 to NE” a six-dollar Vacuum Carpet Cleaner: rapid sellvr: biz mmmiaainn. Hills, 556 Dovornnurt RrL 'l‘nrnmn 1‘. hard name to pronmmce, called locally(f‘MinnicogW This is a pic~ titresque summer resort on 0:19 oi thn, largest, islands of the Georgian Bay, only 3);; hours run by the Grand Trunk Railway System from the City of Toronto. Canada, and beautifully situabnd among the 30,â€" 000 islands of that trirritory. Splem did hotel accommodation, good fishâ€" ing, fine: boating and no hay fever. Bass. trout, pickorcl and pike abound. For illustrated descriptive matter and all infnrmution, write to Mr. J. D. McDonald, District Passenger Agent, Union Station, Tri'mitn. Ont. N: 1,, ACHINERY HEADQUARTERS. w L Iron and woon-wurkmg machinery. "’KUNB. boilers. steam pumps. gamlmg engines. aim-u-ic motors. contractors mBChiflerJ. elm Band for oamluuue cl over 1400 achinea. E. W. PE'I‘RIE. L Hod, anmm, “nan-ML Vannmwor. EH'l‘J‘IRN FARM LANDS-(TIT LOTS on easy terms. If you are going west, send. for my HM, it will pay you, 5, M. Mathewn. 7'3 Ynnzr- Tm‘nntn. lndién R601: Pills ‘Cured without, opernthma. All who are at- flit-n-d wiH) this: dim-aw :md wish to be Cured pnrmnnently. sufMy and quickly with this great Homeopathic remedy. which will be sent non-paid anywhere In the world with full instructions for using no on to effect n permanent cure. Price $2. Adar-ans V John 1’. Walt. Homoonmhlo Pharmacy. Arnprlor. Canada. APPENBECITIS ’ Biiiousness DO IT NOW! THE LIHDMAN YRUSS will hold any reduciblo lemia. Endorqu hy foremoJ: medical men, 'nm for particulars. B. LINDMAN, (Reg’d) Montreal. You haw used Horns. 'l‘rnmpMN, and other Mm'hzmical Devir'us in the hope of lwiug‘ able to hear. but. alway- fouml tho t'xpt-‘MNI satisfaction was spelled 53-I-S-A-P-P-O-I-N-T-M--E-N-T It you wrém to ERNEST PRATT. ls Vaur Hearing Goad? fiEAF, MSW?! ! 59% s ‘ absq‘uu (68 Yonge Street, Toronto, you will Ivarn scum GOOD NEWS. Do it today better at“), it nnrlnlnly mm c.‘ the most diam- nrevablr ailmenfa which flesh in hair to. Cnatucl Longunkbitter taste in the mom?! -nansvaâ€"- dizzi- ness these- (-omhmo to make life a burdon. The, (’flllfii’ in: n disordered liver {he cum Dy. Marie's Indian Root Pills. They go straight to tth root of the trmzlule. put the liver right. cleanse the s1mnm-h and bow- els. clear the. tongue and take own: the bitter wm- from 1.1m mouth. At the first sign of bilioua- ncaa talm EARN THE BARBER TRADE-~NWAW; :anemm monarrm, TDMSIUIZS . JNfLa‘fA'ATIOW 7: ~‘ nautical-Rn «.mp3 ’ 7" run into tho “mm” .r' and PM B I! 3min. Lose nn tuna. but. get, at, Once a bottle of RAIHVAY” BEA“! BELIEF and provth neumonla. or cure is 9 already manifest" ed. Is the Unfaflim: Household R o m e d. for Coughs. 001d 9. % Sore Thrown. Bronchitis. "Gt-1p] Pneumonia and Pains of all kinds. § MINNICOGANASHE Dr. Morse's AGENTS WANTED FARMS FOR SALE. EDUCATIONAL MACHINERY. M