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Dodd’s Kidney Pills cure the Kidneys. The wiman who has Bound Kidneys is safeguarded against nineâ€"tenths o’f the suffering that makes life a, burden to the 'wo- men of Canada. 7 “I want all women to know what, Dddd’s Kidney Pillshdid for me‘.” “I took many medicines butcoxfld 'ng no relief, till reading of cures of similar cases to my own by Dcd‘d’s Kidney Pills. led me to try them. They did wonders for me. Gamaâ€"I have. used your Minn-(1’s Lint ment in my family and also in my stables for years and consider it the best medi- cine obtainable. Are your corns harder to remove than those that others have had? Have they not had the same kind? Have they not been cured by using Hulloway’s Corn Cure Try a bot- Uta. CLASSIFIED. “What, do you think of Mr. Spoirrtex ‘2’ ’ “Were you iver in Cork 2” asked Mike. “No,” replied Patrick, “but I’ve seen a lot of drawin’s of it.” “He’s so nice to everyone I don't think he can be a. gentleman.” ALFRED ROCHAV. Proprietor Roxtnn Pond Hotel and Funny Stables. A LONG RECORD OF SUCCESS ln our ‘(ng all sorts (3! cute, burns and bruises. a well as all bowel complaints, is held " Painkiller "â€"ovcr 60 years. Avoid E’Nmflmtee, there is but one “Painkiller”â€" arry Davis', 250. and 50c. Gentleman (in railway train) â€" “How did this accident happen?” Guardâ€"~â€"“S0meone pulled the cord ana stopped the train and the boat express ran into us. It will take five hours to clear the line for us to go ahead.” Gentlemanâ€"“Five h» urs"! Great Scott I was to be married to-day.” Guard (:1 marri- ed man, sternly)â€"â€"”Look here. are yru the chap who stopped the [They Proved a Blessing to Her when Her Pains and Weakness Were Almost More Than She Could Bear. St. George, Mam, May 30 (Special).~~-Hoping to save her sisâ€" Ycr women in the West from pains and ac‘hes iwhich come at the criti~ cal times in a, woman’s life. Mrs. sArsene Vinet of this place has giv- rn the following statement for publication :â€" “I have brought up a large famâ€" ily and have always enjoyed good heal‘th until the lasrt two years. I um fifty-four years of age and at blue critical time of life that comes toevery woman, I had pains in my right hip and shoulder. I. could nn‘t- lie down two minutes at a time without; suffering the greatest argv (my. Sometimes I awakened with kkeling as ifpone 'had laid a piece of ice on my head. Another time lb would be a burnmg pain under the left shoulder. Mlnard's Llnlment 60., leited. Beggarw‘fiay, mister, would yrr give a pore feller a quarter ter save his life?” Strangerâ€"“I should not. I’m an undertaker.” Keep Minard's Linlment In the house. TELLS HER SUFFERING SIS- TERS '1‘0 IISE DODD’S KIDNEY PILLS. It, isn’t difficult to love your nelghbor’s money as your own. ONE WOMAN’S f'a' In 27) 'F‘N U Yours truly. ISSUE NO. 23â€"10. STATEMENT In the museum connected with the Edinburgh university is an exâ€" hibit- that is a striking object lles~ son of the value of fresh air. A professor has secured the lungs of an Eskimo, a, Londoner and a coal miner. He has had them preserv- ed by chemical process and they am now side by side in a glass case. The Eskimo’s lungs are pure white‘ the Londoner’s lungs are a. dirty brown and the coal miner’s lungs are jet black. The Eskimo had kept his lungs clean not be- cause he knew more about breath- in; than the Londoner or the coal miner, but because he lived in a. land of snow fields and spent his time in the open air. You have used Horns, Trumpets and other Mechanical Devices in the hope of being able to hear. but always found the expected satis- faction was spelled “Disappoint- ment.” If you write to Ernest Pratt, 468 Yonge Street, Toronto, ,vm will learn some good news. Do it todayâ€"better stillâ€"~do it nowl “Jack? Why, he’s one of the best boy§ under the_sun.” “Yes,ub11t you ought to see him when the stars are out.” Sam, the son of a wealthy man, was a great favorite with all who knew him, but he heartily detested business. A merchant had engaged him as bookkeeper at a high salary. Nevertheless, Sam got into the ha- bit of reaching the office lat-er and later, until finally he got there about two in the afternoon. When tins state of affairs had gone on £01” a week the merchant r-emonstrated. A member of a well-known aristo- 2cratic French family, While stop- ping for a few days at a, hotel in the Rue de la Paix, Paris, discov- ered that her $15,000 pee-r1 necklace had disappeared from. her room. A messenger boy was suspected. He admitted his guilt, but said that he had given the necklace to his mo- ,ther. The latter, when question- ed. expressed astonishment that so much *rouble should be taken f0" a “trashy little trinket,” and said she had given it {0 her daugh- ter~inâ€"lau'. The younger woman al- so seemed surprised that the “string of glas‘s beads” should inâ€" terest the police. She had given them to her little daughter, who, finding the necklace too large, had 'taken about. half the heads off. These were found in a box con~ mining an assortment of buttons, hooks and eyes, etc. The owner of l’uhe necklace was so pleased kvith its recovery that she would not prosecute the family, but the boy has been di’schargcd. And more married men would make fools of themselves if their wives would let them. Pearl Necklace Worth $15,000 Found in Button Box. The healthy glow disappearing from the cheek and moaning and restlessness at night are sure sympâ€" toms of worms in children. Do not fail to get a bottle of Mother Graves’ Worm Exterminator; it, is an effectual medicine. A Medical Need Supplied.â€"â€"When a medicine is found that not only aets upon the stomach, but is so crump‘osed that certain ingredients of it pass unaltered through the stomach to find action in the bow- els. then there is available a purâ€" gative and a, cleanser of great efâ€" fc-(tiveness. Parmelee’s Vegetable I‘ills are of this character and are [nest of all pills. During the years that they have been in use they lave established themselves as no other pill has done. “But, my dear sir,” returned Sam, “how can I come earher’l ‘I d'wn’b get my breakfast upfill one. ’ “Bug get: your breakfast ear- l'er.” “How can I? I don’t get up till twelve.” “Then get up earlier.” “How can I,” pleaded Sam, "when I don"t go to bed until day- “If you’d assume a more genial manner you’d get along better in business,” remarked a wife to her husband. “Rot!” rejoined the man. “I tried the genial tack once. and everybody I met wanted to borrow money!” 'In the face of such convincing ar- gument there was nothing to be said. light ?” It takes a flea to make a. dog toe the scratch. WHITE LUNGS AND BLACK. WHEN JACK EXPANDS. “A TRASHY TRINKET.” RICH SAM’S SON. DEAF. LISTEN I He proposes to prove this f_act by sending to any person having trouble with their cars a trial treatment of his new method ab- solutely free. We advise all 1390’ ple who have trouble with their ears to immediately adress Dr. Edward Gardener, Suite 914, NO. 49 West Thirtyâ€"third street, New York City, and we wish to assure them that they will receive by re- turn mail, iaibsolu’oely free, a “Trial Treatment.” The change of dietary that comes with spring and summer has the «fleet in weak stomth of setting up inflammation, resulting in dyâ€" sentery and cholera mor'bus. The abnormal condition will continue if not attended to and will cause an exhaustive drain on the system. The best available medicine is Dr- 03601 of a lame arm. How could that be ’2” Cactus Ch-arlieâ€"~“Why, war see, his arm wuz so stiff that he couldn’t draw his gun quick, an’ the other feller got the drop on him.” Convalescent Patientâ€"â€"~“I owe my liie to my physician 'and when he Culnes I am going to tell him so.” Friend~“Better Wait until some other day.” C. P.â€"“Why so ’I” Friend~“Well, he is out collect- irg all that is owing to him to- day and he might take it.” A celebrated New York Aurist has been selected to demonstrate to deaf people that deafness is a (Elmavse and can be rapidly and easily cured in your own home. Mlnard's Llnlment used by Physicians. Mrs. Dearbornâ€"“You say that is Mrs. Burkeâ€"Martin?” Mrs. Wabash-“Yes; Burke was her name and Martin was ‘her husâ€" band’s name.” Mrs. Dearborn â€"â€" “But why does she use the‘ hyphen between the names?” Mrs. Waâ€" hushâ€"“To show she is separated from her husband.” J. D. Kellogg’s Dysentery Cordial. It; clears the stomach and bowels of irritants, counteracts the inflamâ€" mation and restores the organs b0 healthy act-ion. “What did the poet mean when he called his country ‘the land of. the free and the home of the blave’ 9.” “He was probably re- fmring to bachelors and marned men,” said old Mr. Smithers, sad» ly. of childhood. Mrs. Alphonse Roy, Scott Junction, Que., says: “My little one was weak and sickly and used to cry day and night, but since giving him Baby’s Own Tab- lets he has thrived splendidly, and is as goodâ€"natured, and happy ‘.as: I could wish.” Sold by all medi~ H IS ALTERNATIVE. Even at the tender age of four little Bennie was considering his future occupation. “Mamma,” he said. “when I’m a, man, I’m going twhave a waggun and drive around collecting ashes.” When you give your child a so- called “soothing” medicine you are not curing its sickness. You are merely drugging it into tremâ€" pnrary insensibility. The so-callcd soc-thing medicines contain opiates, and an overdose may kill the child. When you give little ones Baby’s Own Tablets you have the guaranâ€" tee of a government analyst that t1.is medicine is safe. And you have the word of thousands of grateful mothers that; this medicine will promptly cure all minqr ailments CURE!) HER KIDNEYS. Mrs. John Pettigrew, of Central Econ omy, N.S., was practically helpless from rheumatism. She could not, stoop, and her limbs ached so that it was torture for her to be up and around the house. As Mrs. Pettigrew put it, "I was all crippled up. I saw Gin Pills advertised and Rent for some. and after taking only two boxes, am a different woman. Gin Pills are the only things that helped me. and I cannot say too much for them.” If you have that dreadful pain in the backfiif you are tornured with rheuma- tismâ€"get Gin Pills at once. cnze dealers or by mail at 25 cents a box from The Dr. Williams’ Me- dicine (30., Brockville. Ont. “Why: Bennie,” exclaimed His mother in horror, “mamma. doesn’t: want her httle boy to be an ash- man.” “Well, then.” replied Ben with a. very selfâ€"sacrificing a’ir, suppose I could collect swill.” “It’s easy for a. man to write a. h ng love letter to a, womanâ€"if he isn’t married to her. GOOD NEWS FOR THE Sagebrush Samâ€"“Yet; say Bil} DON’T DRUG GHILDREN. DANGEROUS. DEAF. Bennie roughs, “lend me your ear for a. while, will you?” “My friend,” replied Wise, shrewdly suspecting a touch. “I’d gladly lend you both of them; then I wouldn’t. be able to hear you ask me to lend you anything.’ ’ Ask tor Mlnard's and take no other. TRADING on a good name and deceiving the public is what. the imitators of the well-known "The D. 6151.." Menthol Plunger irré’aorihz. Déi’tvbe" fooled, insist on genuine. “The D. & L. z HIS CHOICE. “Well, Johnnie, I hear you go to school now.” “Yes.” ‘ “What part of it do you like the best ’1” Your Drngg'ist “'ill Tell You Murine Eye Remedy Relieves Sore Eyes. Strengthens Weak Eyesl Dovsn’l Smart, Soothe-s Eye Pain, and Sells for 500. Try Murine in Your Eyes and in Baby’s Eyes for Scaly Eyelids and Granulation. Minard’s Liniment Lumberman's Friend. Sexuioiâ€"“Oh. that’s a relic of barbarism.” Sick Headaches Pills for Nervous Troublesâ€"The stomach is the centre of the nervâ€" ous system. and when the stomach suspends healthy action the result is manifest in distunbenees of the nerves. If allowed to persist, nerv- ous debility, a dangerous ailment, may ensue. The first consideration is to restore the stomach to proper ar-tion. and there is no remdi-er re- mcdv for this than Parmelee’s Ve- get-able Pills. Thousands can at- test the virtue of these pills in our- ing nervous disorders. Fatherâ€"“What is that red-and- white striped pole over in the corâ€" ner of your room?” WHAT’S IN A NAME? Tickets are not, made of ticks, Panels are not made of pans; Tickets are not made of picks, Candles are not made of cans; Battles are not made of bats, Willows are not made of wills; Cattle are not made of cats. The World is Full of Painâ€"The aches and pains that afflict human- ity are many and constant. arising from a multitude of indistinguishâ€" able causes, but in the main owing to man’s negligence in taking care of his health. Dr. Thomas’ Ec- lectric Oil was the outcome of a, universal cry for some specific which would speedily relieve pain, a: d it has filled its mission to a re- markable degree. Gauslerâ€"â€"”First rate. He’s im- proving every day. He recently operated on his tent-h patient and the man lived for nearly twenty Sheâ€"~~~“Hov: far can your ancestry be traced ‘?” Hcâ€"-“We11, when my grandfather resigned his position cashier of a country bank, they traced him as far as China, but hé got away.” “Are you trying to raise any- thing on your place this year?” “Yes, indeed.” “What is it?” MAKING PROGRESS. Weigl-erâ€"“How is youi‘ _son, the yL ung surgeon, getting on]? A veritable edition de luxe among railroad pamphlets has been issued by the Grand Trunk R:â€"5lway System to proclaim amongst tourists the glories of the cities of Montrealuand Quebec. The brochure is beautifully printed and generally arranged in the artistic style of earlier days, then the or- namentation of a volume was re- garded as an Important ineldent to its presentation of reading matter. It gives an interesting descriptiox. of the two most interesting cities in Canada, with many illustrations 'rnm photographs. Sent free to my address. Apply to Mr. J. D. McDonald. District Passenger Agent, Union Station, Toronto, Cnt. Dr. Morse’s V Indian Root Pills murs. “Say, old man,” began Borâ€" “Comin’ home.” Pilgrims are not made of pills. "The mortgage,” are not caused by anything wrong in the head. but by constipaticn, biliousuess and indigestion. Hendâ€" Mherpowders or tablets may dead- en, but cannot cure them. Dr. Morse's Indian Root Pills do cure sick headache in the sensible way by removing the constipation or sick stomach which causvd them. Dr. Morse’s Indian Root Pills are purely vegetable. free from any harmful drug. safe and sure. When you feel the headache coming take A RELIC OF BARBERIVSM. M ONTREAL AND QUEBEC. IN THE SUBURBS. The ammo-mom will give you tho gamma of good hearing. Send Yor free ouklet. giving particulars and names of satisfied users. Also Ipnclal Offer {or a Month's Home Trial. ‘I’HE BRAND ELEGTRO OZONE LIMITED, 33¢ Spadina Avenue. Toronto. ‘aNNOUR MIND's EYE ?‘ _â€"â€"â€"‘n ‘- WAY 0W [er KNOGKERI will keep cows lree from files at a cost of less than one cent a day. ACHINERY HEADQUARTERS. - l. Iron and wood-wurkmg macmneu. enginea. boilers, steam pumps. 8330MB. engines. elentrlo motors. contractou' machinery. etc. Band for catalogue of gvpr [400 machines. E, W. 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