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“Talk about animals having no Intelligence,” exclaimed an asserâ€" tive member of a. club. “My dog cannot speak, I admit, but he has as much sense as I have.” “Very likely,” admitted a listener;~“but that doesn’t prove that the animal is intglligent.” Regularity It’s surprising b\ow many things a._ girl can learn“ at a boarding school that 'will never be of any use to her. ' Trial is Inexpcnsive.â€"â€"To those who suffer from dyspepsia, indiges- tion, rheumatism or any ailment arising from derangement of the digeatlve syltem, a. tfial of Parmeâ€" lee’a Vegetable Pills is rewmmend‘ ed, shpuld tbs ,auflorer be unac- quainted with them. The trial will be i'nelip‘enniie'and the result‘will’ be another customer for this excel- lent medicine. , So efiectiv¢ is their” action that many (Euros can certain- ly be traced to their use what: fiber pills have proved ineffective. Dr. Morse’sv . India-a Root Pills Dickâ€"“You got engaged last week, old chap, didn’t you 2” Frank-h‘lYes, my boy, but that’s all off now.” Dickâ€"“Why? In- compatibility of ’mmper 3” Frank ~“Not at allâ€"~rather the reverse. She advised me to practise economy and I started by getting her an im- itation gold ring!” ulnard's Llnlmnm for 3an everywhon. Seymourâ€"“Ian’t that a rather stranga prog§d\1r¢ 'l’,’ Ashleyâ€"“Not in reality. Black claims he gets the most. business from merchant tailors because they have new suits to try every day.” 49 West 'Amrty-third street; ’ New York City, and we wish to assure them that they will reoeive by re- turn mail, absolutely hoe, I. “Trial Treatment.” 4 {Morris Quatzam, an elevenâ€"year- -‘*old Windsor boy, fall off his bicycle "and scratched > his wrist. He (then ht nothing of the injury, but EbIoo poison set in and he is dead. Ashleyâ€"â€"-"1 see that Lawyer Black W1“ accept no cllent who ls not a merchant tailor.” He proposes to prove this fact by sending to any person having troubles with their cars a trial treatment of his new method ab- solutely free. We advise all .0; ple who buve trouble with 1; cit ears to immemately address ‘Dr. Edward (_3‘m.rdene_1=’a Suite 914, 1‘10. Zam-â€"Buk must not be oonfused with ordinary ointments. Zam-Buk is a unique preparation, possessing antiseptic, soothing and healing qualities that are not to be found together in any other preparation. It is not only a. unique healing balm, but it is also a. skin food. For all skin dimmes and injuriesâ€"cuts, bruises, burns, eczema, chafing, ulcers, ringworm, etc.,, it is without equal. It is also used widely for piles, for which it. may be regarded as a. specific. All druggists and stores 50 cents a box, or Zamâ€"Buk 00., Toronto, fox: price. Refuse harmful imitations. A celebrated New York Aurist ha: been selected to demonstrate to deaf people that deafness is a. disease and can be rapidly and easily’curod in your own home. The way to avoid serious results is to cleanse the wound and apply Zam-Buk. Zam-Buk is a. powerful, yet painless germ-killer, and when applied to the broken skin is ab- sorbed into the tissue, instantly deâ€" stroying the germs that, spread disâ€" ease and inflammation. Take a simple illustration. When a knife, a. rusty needle, a. splinter of dirty wood, a. barbed wire fence, or a thorn, scratches the hand, the latter is inoculated with germs, of which the air about us is full. Diâ€" »_rectly these germs are introduced through the breach in the skin, a battle royal ensues between them, and certain orgunisms in our blood. ‘ol' the bowels is an absolute neces- sity for good health. Unless the waste matter from the food which collects there is got rid of at least once a da , it decays and poisons the whole bo y, causing biliousness, indi-v gestion nnd sick headaches. Salts and other harsh mineral purgalives irritate the delicate lining of the owels. Dr. Morse's Indian Root ills â€"- entirely vegetable -- regulate the bowels effectively without weak- ening, sickening or griping. Use Such" incident: as theseâ€"by .110 means infrequentâ€"ought to make people realize the danger that may lie even in the smallest. flesh wound. ' Goon NEWS FOR THE DEAF. DEATH AFTER A SCRATCH. GOOD B USINESS. During a history recitation in a. Toronto. Public\school the teacher put the question: . “When was Rome built?” The first. answer was from a youngster near the front, and his response was “At night.” GAE night!” repeatéd the teach- er. "How in the we)er did you get such an idea. as that?” “No,” snapped the sharp-laced woman at the door, “I ain’t got no food for you, an’ I ain’t got :10 old clothes. Now go!” “Lady.” replied Cambridge Clarence, “I could repay you well. Give me a square meal, and I’ll give you a. few lessons in grammar."- - vr----u,- Miss Cdmsonbeakâ€"I’d like to be :‘ lawyer. Mr. Crimsonbcakâ€"I guess you’d rather be a judge. “Why’ so!” “on. you'd have the last word than?“ Ionkers Statesman "3.7M _ ThrGr’efi Oonde. The great military genius Gouda was a precocious boy. At eight he linden~ stood Latin, and at eleven he gave out 32th on ‘rhetoric. ‘ xvi/hon. .louflem he hm} become? ghompghyponversiam with the principles of .initiam and}: All military tactics. MAKE A NOTE when you are luvin home to buy "The D. a, L." Menus. Pinter. Guaranteed to cure the worn use 01 backache, headache, stitches. Avoiq the "inst 119 good" goods. Get tho genuine. ‘ °* “Why, I’ve often heard my dad say Rome wasn’t built in a day,” said the boy. Hotel lneunnoo Aualnst Robbery-“‘9’. At. a well known home": in Venice it is the practice to charge guests 25; centimes per die»: to: insurance against fin and robbery, the amount covered for this premium being 1.500 francs. This is a Very convenient and rangement, as robbery is far 2mm my) common in italy.~tnodon Truth. Then she crept multhily toward it until within striking distance, when she ’made a jump and reached it with her claws. Alas. it Was not the ap- pendage of a rut. ,bnt the tail of a snake. who Smmedlfl‘elx turned and gave her a mortal We. ‘ Moral.â€"~It is dangerous to jump It Moral.â€"~l t conclusions. “There is the conclusion or a rat." she said. I “This region lies on the north aid. of Santa Catalina, from Anion to Long point, and to the east as many, more. racing the north. a‘nd genera“; mothâ€"more like a Scottish loch than I flaking mum! twenty links out at ‘The Tuna Somotlmos Attelne a Weight ‘ of 2,000’ Pounds. Charles Frederick Bolder. the Call- fornia naturalist, thus deocrlbea that remarkable fish, the tuna: "The tune ls a pelagic fish. a free lance, an ocean rover, a sort of swaggeriug musketeer of the sea, the largest of what may be termed the game or bony fishes. at- taining a maximum weight of nearly, 2,000 pounds and an approximate length of fourteen feet or more. Such a fish is very exceptional. though specimens weighing 1,500 pounds have beam taken on the New England coast. 1 once entered a school or such tunes in the Santa Catalina channel in a big launch. The school divided to port and smrbeard as we passed through It. and 1 had a View of one or two fishes that appeared to be more than mu as long he the bout. “These fishes pend the winter In warm latitudes and migrate north as tar as the mouth of the St Lawrence. They are touud in the Mediterranean and north % the Lotfoden island, yet me far the efforts of anglers. except at Santa Catalina. have tamed to take them with the rod. Even here there is a stretch of but eight miles or so when they ‘can be satisfactorily play- ed and taken With rod and reel. ‘ “‘Mr. (mall-man. the tiger is the most xeroch animal that prowls and runs 'at lame in India. He creeps from hm lurking place at the hour of midnight. when all nature is locked in the arms or Morpheus. and ere the portal: of the east are unbound or bright Bhoebm rises in his golden majesty whole Sitters of pics are de- -t'°¥°¢"'- Mam; The Ca! um! the Tail. "Mm Once upon a time a cat who prided herself on her wit and wisdom was prowflng about til. barn iniearch of food and saw a tail gratrudjng from at, L-I_ , A Drop In Rhetoric. “I remember." said an official of the East Indian service. “the speech of an Anglo-Indian who was delegmed by a certain dmmct to placevbetore the gov- ernment» notice the horrible slaughter of their Mock by tigers. A very no- ticeable utter could be heard 11: mo “menu when the delegate shouted very dumtlcally: bole. LARGEST GAME FISH. DAD KNEW. Her Spacialty. TNU -‘ Aӎolored man‘was' brought :be» fore a. judge charged with beating a mule over the head with a club. A member of the S. P. C. to A.,' who had seen him, called a. police officer and had the colored man armsted. Before the judge the culprit‘ pleaded guilty and, afber the judge had asked him what he had to say in explanation, he answered: “Judge, I know that mule!” b‘entenoe was suspended. HORSES AND CATTLE flue who, and cramps. Painkiller will cure‘ them every 'time. Jul! :3. koala, in hot water. mated a. few times; Avoid Iuh‘atitutlea. there ll bu; .one » "Ppinkfllor."â€"-Perry Davil'éâ€"Ifio Ind. 50c. ‘ * ' Little Willie-“Say, pa, what is vulgar ostentation 2" Paâ€"“Vulgar ostentation, my son, is the (.lsplay made by people who have more money to make it with than we have.” “John,” said his wife, “I have lots of things I want to talk to you about.” “That’s good,” answered Mr. Spenders; “generally you want to talk to me- about things you haven’fi got.” llanrd'o Llnlmem aura; Dandruff. It is only necessary to read the tastimoniuln to be convinced that Hollowey’s 00m Cure in unequalâ€" ed for the removal of coma, warts, etc. It is a complete extinguisher. “I love you i” he cried, passion- ately. ‘,‘Do you love me alone '1” she asked, after the manner of‘cauâ€" tious maidens. "Gge! That’s. when I love you most,” he replied, some- what ambiguously; A~I am surprised to hear that young Smith who has just marrch old Ritchman’s daughter, has given up his profession. Does he intend to live upon love? Bâ€"â€"â€"Not at all, my dear fellow, not at allâ€"bufup- on the father of his love! Red, Weak, Wear , Watery Even. Relieved By Murine ye Remedy. Try Murine For Your a Troubles. ’1 11‘; wm Like Murine. t' othes. we t‘ Your Drugxlgts. Write or Eye Books. Free. Murine Eye Remedy 00., Toronto. ; DANGEROUS. ‘ “Parlor matches,” remarked the thoughtful thinker, “cause a good many fires.” - ' Minard‘ ¢ Llnlmont 'Romves, Neuralgla. ANTED-SOUTH AFRICAN WA RANTS, at out rice paid. Writ. In or 11hr- mtion. ox (E can, SOock Effie”, Scott St" IIIâ€"flu“. A Torenté. “Yes,” rejoined the casual ob- server, “and a. lot more dlvorces.” Very many persons die annually from cholera’and kindred summer complaints, who ~might have been saved if proper remedies had been used. 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It will oflset the effects of ex- posure, reduce sprains, and when taken internally will prevent and cure colds and sore throat, and as a, lubricant will’keep the muscles in good condition. “Well,” his weary wife replied: as she went on trying to find someâ€" thing in the pantry that was worth cooking, “I wish you’d put some other boss on the job.” “I am the master of my fate,” declared the man with the baggy trousers §n_d_ ragged cuffs. GENTLEMEN,â€"I wu buny kiclmlb'y my hem 1m Mn and altar- ulin lav-ml preparation: 0); miles nothin would a. M 105 was black an it I was d up hf bed at a (mini hi; and could not walk, After ml three I» tlon of {our HINAEB’S LINIMEN’ I was perfectly and, no that I could mm on hho road. -AJAOS- wuss. > .chkeNo; the); wit: £51.0an man present who tried toba'iunny, ‘ Tim~â€"â€"Did_ you havo a.‘_jolly time it the re'cégtibn‘ last night? MothenGrqves’ Worm Exterminâ€" ater has the largest sale of any si- milar preparation mold in “Canada: It always gives satiafaction by reâ€" storing health to the little folks. It. Jouph, Lula. July 14th, was. Mgmxb's Hummer Co.. lenn. Wise is the man who doesn’t know more than he should. These Pills Cure Rheumatismâ€"â€" To the many who Infiel- rom rheu- matism a. trial of Pam ee’a Vegeâ€" table Pills is recommended. They have pronounced action upon the liver and kidneys and by regulating the action at these organs act as an alternative in preventing the adâ€" mixture of uric acid and blood that coups this painful disorder. They must)» taken according to dine. fleas and used abandin and they will ‘speediky give evidence of their beneficial efiects. ‘ The family were surprised and in- dignant when police, market garden- ers. newshoys. etc" rushed into their bedrooms and woke them up. And this explains why the old fashioned woman came home that day. “I never expecced." she nabbed to pa."‘that any girl would talk to her ma an) a talk- ed to me." ' lira. Fergusonâ€"George. what do ya!) hue to do when you want to draw some money out of a bank? Mr. Fer- gusonâ€"You have to put some money in tho bank beforehand. That‘s alwan been my experience. She awoke at her usual time. 4 o’clock, and the house seemed strange- ly quiet. “Town folks do get lazy." Die thought, “and they probably don't get up till 5." She dressed and went downstairs and watched the clock un- til 5. Not a sound. Then she waited till 6, and at 7, between hunger and alarm, she was almost crazed. “They've been murdered in their beds!“ she yelled’ at 8 o’clock from the front steps. And soon the house was filled with people rushing in to see what had happened. n is better to write one word upon the rock than a thousand on the WI‘ “(and the nub-Glam”. Tho Old Lady Meant Well, but 8M . Got a Bevan Shack. . 'An old fashioned woman from the country recently packed some tried chlckeu, bread and doughnuts in a market basket and went to see he! daughter, who lives in a big city. She was scandallzed when the family stay- ed up till 11 o’clock and decided that she wouldn‘t tell pa about it when she wrote home next day. “He mlght think we have fallen into evil ways.” she said to herself as she was going on’ to sleep. '1! MOTHER'S WWW For For For For For For For For For TIME FOR A CHANGE HIS WORD FOR IT‘ a. dyspepticâ€"Charleen- y a religious oneâ€"Pops; a jo’uster~â€"Shakespenre. a. fat mamGoethe. a cookâ€"Burns. a paperhangerâ€"Longfellow. a. diverâ€"~Dryden. a philologist~W0rdsworth. a conchologistâ€"Shelley. FAVORITE POETS. QUITE SO. A Preliminary. Oofitifiolal Tnvélu. PAPER STflGK E. FULLAN, """'Â¥':r::c".,"€3€ "’4 Plan. {or particulars. Inn 4693. GOO MEN WANTED ' WASTE PAPER OF ALL GEADEfi. Alia Ran, Iron. noun. Rubbers. to. 7n}; Dyes Wool. Cotton. 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Our policies are easy ‘ We still want good men to sell Life In- - surance for us. The wcrk-is pleasant and necessary â€"â€" nowa- days men want to know, all they can, aboutinsurafice. Our plans an the most liberal. ' mm Gentlemen Wlnmn The [NATIONAL HFE Mam!ch (ongngv JUST THINK OF"! “and Office, - Tordhto m m,4n. d 8W1? ioo'k'foe. 10 . 11mm. Moutrul