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The mare a man gets left the "more he talks about his rights. “Tomorrow morning you might see if you can’t get enough mar-0w out of it to grease the griddie for pancakes.” “Yes. ma’am.” “And, Mary. after that you may 'give it to the dog.” “You could if you were a. new doctor» in a strange commumty. Mornin’.” n And many a man who claims to have been driven to drink trotted up to the trough of his own acâ€" cord. “Mornin’, Riggs.” “Mornin’, Griggs.” “I hope you’re enjoying good- health.” "You dog’t Suppose I could enâ€" joy Amor health, do you?” Doctors may take life easy and still manage to avoid arrest. An an example of household eoo- nomy in the present era of high prices, the following bit should serve as a model to all wives tend- ing to be extravagant. Provided the family get enough to eat at each meal, there should have been no complaint from any one, with the possible exception of the butcher and the dog. ' uMary.n ‘lMa’am l2}, A “What about that ham bone I brought home the other day? C'm’t you out a few scraps of meat from it for dinner this evening 1” ‘ “I cut off all the meat I Could night before last for dinner.” “Well, then, you might Jail it this evening. We’ll have soup.” ' “Yes, mzi’am. And whsé 210 5ou want me to do with it then?” §l§17ab30m Holloway’s Corn Cure is a specific for‘ the removal of coma and warts. We have never heard of its failing to remove even the worst kind. Titswiorthâ€"“It’é because he’s still paying on his 1910 auto.” i “1 was troubled with bed-wetting for many years,” Mr. Strebel says. "‘The doctor could not give me reâ€" ief and no one knows how I sufâ€" fer-ed. I tried many medicines, till 10 January, 1905, reading the ex~ periences of others led me to use Dodd’s Kidney Pil‘ls. Nine boxes cured me so completely that I have never been troubled since.” Mothers should learn that when their children are addicted to bed- wetting it is time to lqok to the cause. The Kidnevs are the cause. Cure the Kidneys by using Dod-cl.’s Kidney Pills, and not only stop, the bedâ€"wetting, but ward off serious ‘and dangerous diseases in after life. Beersâ€"“Why is De Swimeler still wgring h_is lagtrygar’s overcoat?” Wellesley, Ont, Nov. 7. (Special). ~â€"That all diseases of the bladder from bed-wetting to Gravel are the direct; results'of Kidney Disease, has been proved again and again by Dodd’s Kidney Pills. They cure the Kidneys and the Bladder disâ€" eases speedily disappear. ' One of the latest proofs comes in the ex- perience of Mr. George Strebel the well-known harness~maker of this place. lucldy stops con IIâ€"s. cures colds. Inn-:31 Lo throat omilu s. c n . 25 cents. Wellgslcyl young man, permanent!) cured by Dodd’s Kidney Pills, gives the public the benefit of his axpcrieuce. EXCHANGE OF COURTESIES. MOTHERS SHOULD WATCH CLOSELY DISEASED KIDNEYS THE CA U SE OF BED-WET’I‘IN G. “Mornin’.” TOUGH ON THE DOG EASY TO EXPLA IN. ISSUE N9. 46--â€"10 Newspapers report that in the Al- pine regions of the Swiss cantons of Valid and Valais cheese makers will keep their products for veers. They assert that cheese improves with age. Ab Les Ormonts, in the canâ€" ton of Valid, it is customary to Emake special cheeses for certain lfamily feasts. They are tagged with explanatory labels and eaten sev- eral years later at other feasts or eVen at funerals. Often such cheesâ€" es are bequeathed from one generaâ€" tion to another as family souvenirs. Recently at Les Ormonts in a conâ€" cealed shelter there was discovered a cheese dating from 1785. It was as hard as a rock and had to be cut with a saw. It is reported to have tasted good. CHEESE IMPROVES WITH AGE “ Within a couple of days I received great relief, and afier taking one box was compleiely cured.” Mrs. A. Simpson. Write National_ Drug & Chemical C0,, (Dept. W. L.,) 'I‘Oronto, for free sample. 50 cents a box. 6 boxes for $2.53 at all dealers. For the first time in many years tillage has increased in Ireland by 70,000 acres. “ For I4 or :5 years I had Kidney or Bladder iroubIe, suffering at times intense pain. I doctored continually but nothing gave me permanent relief until I was per- suaded to try Gin Pills. Customerâ€"“Well, I hope you’ll adopt it. I am getting awfully tired of the old way.” GURED IN' ONE MONTH. If every woman, who has Kidney or Bladder trouble, cnuld go to Davisville', Ont.; and talk to Mrs. A. Simpson, they would do just as she didâ€"take Gin Pills and cure themselves. Flour by anv other name would smell as wheat. Milkmanâ€"“I see by the papers that a. Frenchman has invented a. new way of transforming water into milk.” ‘ “Say,” growled the young lady’s father, who wanted to go to bed, “what are you coaxing her to do nowâ€"kiss you or sing ‘3“ A Pill That is Prizedâ€"There have been many pills put upon the marâ€" ket and ' assed upon public atten- tion, bu one has endured so long or met luh so much favor as Parâ€" melee Vegetable Pills.’ Wideâ€" spread use of them has attested their great value, and they need no further advertisement than this. Having firmly established them- selves in public esteem, they now rank without a. peer in the list of standard vegetable preparations. Bids. n yum”. “or. II No Uuoh filing an I. harmless mun, no trouble goes from bad to worse Innlou cheek. .d. Allen's Lung Balsam cures the worst 0 .- -‘ ,n--- :..n‘._.....o:n.. -na -1--- u._ ‘ 1_ come that you cannot think of holy marriage. It is a glar' ms thing to be the father ,ur mnher of even the poorest family.”â€"L:mo‘ m Daily Mail. He knew that things were dear, and that people’expected more for luxury than their parents had, but those‘ expectationé must be discour- aged. “For God’s sake,” in conâ€" cluded, “pitch away your toâ€" bacco, annual outing, your fine clothes, your chxb, and whatever else makes an inroad 0.] your in. ulckly atop: (To:rl.'cnnuâ€"col_d:.vhe;li l e throat and In I - - - 25 Cents. “Come back,” said Dr. Hen-n hill, “to the simple life. Learn that true joy consists in woman’s gentle love. This dreary bachelor- hood is destroying yours by making you selfish and destroying hens by robbing her of the husband and children God intended for lm‘.” Their wages would not allow both the fine clothes and a Wife. They chose the clothes, and let some sweet girl pin-o out her life m maidenhood. They were wretched fellows who did not know in Wham true happiness consisted. Better the love of a. sweet and pure wife than all the silk socks and gaud; waisteoa/os in the world. 5517053 C are A woman of the farming class, he said, remarked to him the other day that the population was runâ€" ning very thin. He wondered rvhat had come over the young men that they preferred patent leather boots and spa-ts and a. fortnight’s “swel- ling” at the seaside, with a. game of billiards every evening, to the joys of family life. Young Men Prefer Fine Clothes to a Wife. Some outspoken remarks concern- ing selfish bachelors were made by the Rev. Dr. Hemphil], of Tipper- ary, at the conference of the Church of Ireland at Belfast recently. SELF] SHNESS 0F BACHELOR S. n dieiliriVKtlimmation sud clout “fits;- WANTED A CHANGE. ON COAXING. Trampâ€"“Madam, I have come out of the wilderness to locate work.” Ladyâ€"“Humph! Well I can give you plenty. Chop that wood, and--â€"-” Trampâ€"“Beg par» don, mafiam. I said I was merely trying to locate it. Now that I know it still exists I shall return to the wilderness.” Save Doctor’s Bills Self-esteem is a brand of yeast that enables a man to rise in his own estimation. ' Dr. Morse’.s : Indian Root Pills‘ It’s up to a man to choose be- tween two evils when he is asked to beat the carpet or take care of the baby while his wife does it. Mlnard's Llnlmenl Cures Garget In Cows. chlldron Vllll no Blushing. 'Ihey come homo coverod with snow. Halt a. waspuonml of Pains killerin hot sweetened water will prevent any! Ulefi‘ects. Avoid substitgtea, more is but on. "Plinkillor "â€"Porry Daniâ€"25¢. and 500. Were it not for human nature the confidence man would be un- able to earn his salt. Did you ever hear a woman boasting of how ilttle it cost her to have her last year’s hat remodelled? fled. \Veak. “‘eax‘y. Watery Eyes. Relieved By Murine Eye Remedy. Try Murine For Your Eye Troubles. You Will Like Murine. It Soothes. 500 At Your Druggists. Write For Eye Books. Free. Murine Eye Remedy Co., Toronm \If a young man has no fitmin tree it’s up to him to branch out for himself.. Pale, sickly children should use Mother Graves’ Worm Extermina- tor. Worms are one of the princi- pal causes of suffering in children and should be expelled from the system. Mlnara's Linlment Cures Colds, etc. llo Substituto for "Tho D a L” Menthol Plaster, “though some unscrupulous dealers may say therd In, Roccmmondod by doctors hnapitals, clergy md everybody for pleurisy, Itibnen, etc. An honest man can’t helplffeel- ing restless when his billsare imâ€" settled. Pills That Have Benefitted Thouâ€" sands.â€"Known far and near as a, sure, remedy in the treatment of indigestion and all (lerangemcnts of the stomach, liver and kidneys, Parmelee’s' Vegetable Pills have brought relief to thousands when other specifics have failed. Innumâ€" erable testimonials can be producâ€" ed to establish the truth of this asâ€" sertion. Once tried they will be found superior to all other pills in the treatment of the ailments for which they are prescribed. “The floor,” answered the air tendant. “What’s the hardest thing about roller-skating when you’re learnâ€" ing 'I” asked a hesitating young man of the instructor at a rink. cure many common ailments which are different, but which all arise from the same causeâ€"~21 system clogged with lmpurities. The Pills cause the bowels to moveregularly, strengthen and stimulate the kidneys and open up the pores of the skin. These organs immediately throw off the accumulated impurities. and Bili- ousness, Indigestion, Liver Complaint, Kidney Troubles, Headaches, Rheum- atism and similar ailments vanish. Dr. Morse's Indian Root Pills While there is life there is hope for everybody but the undertaker. fl liming cough drlvg- sleep and some“ .wny. Yon can conquer It with Allan’s Lung mm, which Iglioven bud breathing, m {- .chost and )rntation o! the fihroat. ’61» B {ugly ‘0 the childl'ol. It is Known Everywhere.â€"â€"There ~1:5 not a city, town or hamlet in Ca- nada where Dr. Thomas’ E-clectric Oil is not knownâ€"wherever introâ€" duced it made, a. foothold for itself and maintained it. Some merchants may suggest some other remedy as equally beneficial. Such recommen- dations should be received with doubt. The-re is only one Eclectric Oil, and that is Dr. Thomas’. Take nothing else. Paper clothes are worn by the iJapanese troops, who found them wrery serviceable and much warmer than those of cloth. Paper dressing gowns, bath robes, and similar arâ€" ticles of attire are now being turned out by the car-load in England, France, Germany and other Euro- pean countries. The paper whereof they are made is of the “blotting” variety, and after being treated by a. new process is dved in various colâ€" ors or printed with a pretty floral design. THE HARDEST THING. WEAR PAPER ATTIRE. Minard's‘ Liniment Cures Diphtheria "I started out on the theory that the world had an opening for me, and I went to find it.” “Did you find it?” “Oh, yes, I’m in a hole.” Don’t attempt to navigate vim sea of matrimony by another 31::- vigator’s chart. "So this is a, court room,” whis- pered one of the fair women. “Yes,” replied her escort. “Well, where arezthe Wheels of justice, I hear so much about? I’d like to see them.” A dmegist can obtain an imitation of MINARD’S LINIMENT from a Toronto house at a very low price. and have it labeled his own produce. Do not let a cold settle on your lungs. Resort to Bickle’s Anti-Con- sumptive Syrup at the first intima- tion of irritation in the throat and prevent disease from lodging in the pulmonary organs. Neglected colds are the cause of untold suffering throughout the country, all of which could have been prevented by the application of this simple but pow- erful medicine. The price, 25 cents, brings it within the reach of all. This greasy hrfitation is the poorest one we have yet seen of the many that. every Tom, Dick and Harry has tried to intro- duoe. Instead of saving your money, prepare for a. rainy day by getting an umbrella. Qpn’t Havana Blind One ; I V1310 m I i Ask for MINARD’S and you will let it. 32:00 par boula. NIP-M3}; ifil‘itvgl';rlcn. mm Iomdylwn, BM. 5 .1833 Wabash AI. .cmmmu. ‘ In}!â€" ConjdfiEtivii-m‘ Slaying hone. I“ tuf- ' fer from dismed eyes. A trlal will convince Anv hone owner that this remedy Absolutely cures defects or the eye, Irre- Ipectlve of the length 01' than the animal has been mined. No nutter how many doctors have tried and ruled. Ina “ VlSIO” under our GUARANTEE. lo undgdrl! undarrdlrutlonl I! do“ not ours. (Ontpgmia). Cgtpgact An Absoluto Cure tor Moon Blindness F I This_ is lhe “ handlesttlnng on the farm. It lifts, stretches, pushes, pulls. or presses anything, everything. Investi- gate. Send for Booklet D. WANTED TO SEE THEM T_he burner body or gallery cannot become wedged; indwcgn be unscrewed in an msgam for rewxcklng. Finished in japan or mckel, strong. durable, well. made, but]! for semce, and yet light and ornamental. Has a cool handle. ' Dealer: Everywhrl. I/ no! a! yaurs, m1: [or descn'pn'w clrmlar m to the mans! agency of I’M h _ An automdflc-ldckifihifiafI-lé"biii'éader prevents the wick from being turned high enough to smoke, and is easy to remgye _and drop back so that it can be cleaned in an instant. which can be kept at full or low heat for a short or Ion time. Four quarts of oil wili give a glowing heat for nine ours, without smoke or smell. An indicator always shows the amount of oil in the font. Filler-cap does not screw on; but is put in like a cork in a bottle, and is attached by“: c_haiq and capnot get lost. Thfi'i‘ Com ‘koééfii THE SAFER WAY. FOUND. The Queen (lily Oil Company. on the side of the hause where winter bla‘sts strike hardest alwa s has a lower temperature than the rest of the house. There are times when it is necessary .to raise the temperature quickly or to keep the temperature up for a long period. That can’t be done by the regular method of heating without great trouble and overheating the rest of the house. The only reliable method of heating such a room algge by other means is to use a Lin-dud- TERMS VERY EASY W. E. DYER. 11A mm: W, TORONTO 180 acres fine soil and buildings. Could b: dLvidvd. Adjoining fine mwn east of 'J‘omnto, railway and steam communication 11!. the door. \Vill be Sacrificed for $l0,000 VV WOMEN for Holiday Books that sell an sight. Salary 82.00 per day Guaranteed and 7ommi'ai0n. Outfit Free. 'rito immediately. J. L. Nichols Co,‘ Limited, Toronto. EMMA ‘l‘nn BAuI‘mR ARAUE â€" NEW 1 system-monsth practicewareml instruc- tion-few weeks complete courseâ€"tools free. Gmdluma earn twe‘nve to eighteen dollan week- ly. Write for catalogue. Molar Blrbor 0011010. 221 Queen East, Toronto. $15,900 FARM VV AA‘TmnnzaUUJl AL‘RIUA . n AflRAN'l‘S, Highest prica paid. Write us fur infor- mation. Fox & Ross, stock Brokaw. Scott St" Toronto. CANCER. Tumors. Lumps. aw. lumrntl and external, cured without pain by our home treatment. Write us before too late. Dr. Bellman Medical C0.. Limited. Col‘ingwood. Ont. ARTIEs WANTED to run hand knitting 0 xnmhines‘, making up knitted goods (hr tho trade at your home. whole or spare tuna; ex ari- in-o not necessary. For all particulars ad ros- (Iaumtiian WholoinJo Distributing 00., Drillia, ()nt., Dept. W. ' proved, well settled fall whom. district, will $0ln‘HERN ALBERTA, 640 ACRES, UNIM- L. se 1 cheap; Pewtress, 124 Donmills Rd., Toronto. #7 cents. Fifty Gems Scottish Song, Savant]- vc cents. Sixt Gems Irish Song, Seventy-flu cents. Words an Music. Ashdown I Mulio Store. I“ Victorin Street, Toronto. Mlnard's Llnimont Cures Golds, etc. H. W. NELSON & (0.», TORONTO Cheap men and cheap automo- biles xrgake the most noise. Wantevd and upwards undo by good agents. No ox- periance necesnry. Full 1' natrnctioxm given. Exclusive turrltory. The “ Handy,” Lifting Jack is a combination Lifting Jack. and Wire Fence Stretcher. Equals any stretcher on the market, costs less. Has a dozen other uses besides. Pulls posts, mend. and stretches single wire, sets tires, heads barrels, lilts heavily loaded wagons, traction engines and small buildings. Easily Operated. Weigh- only 22 pounds. Guaranteed for five years. Thousands being sold. An energetic farmer or other good man wanted to represent usin every locality. \Vrite at once before ycur territory is taken. “INDY JACK MFG. 60.. SARIIA. ONT. Imkey PEER)" W. .C. GOFF‘ATT ORILLIA, . - ONTABJO RAW FURS ORTY nylon}; £301.15}; SONGS,FIFTY 74 curl u; SA LEISMEN flit ASK ME WHAT" We will pay cash n e [or wing and tail feathers. Write for particularsâ€" ARE WORTH and Nation Agents' wmk in all its details are inc‘uded in the comm of training given in The Central 'J‘eiegraph Hchuul, 2 Ger- rard St. 142., ’l‘oruntn. Um‘respungi- ence invited. 'l‘. J. Johnston, Prin. W. H. Shaw, President. AGENTS WANTED. ELEGR‘APHY W'A’ifi'E’D‘. FOR SALE.