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7 “Neither; I was learning to play the trombone, but I was naturally short of breath.” Mrs. Parkâ€"Don’t cry, dear. In 'ahat case he won’t haggle over the alimony. HIS FAILURE. “I did hope for an artistic caâ€" reer,” said the disappointedâ€"look- ing man, “but I met with difficulâ€" ties I could not conquer. What I needed was atmosphere.” “I see; the ’safne 01d trouble. What were youâ€"an author or a painter?” v, A Power of Its Own.â€"Dr. Tho- as’ Eclectric Oil has a subtle pow- Er of its own that other oils can- 'not pretend to, though there are many pretenders. All who have used it know this and keep it by them as the most valuable liniment available. Its uses are innumer~ able and for many years it has been prized as the leading liniment for man and beast. ,, Few women are as handsome as they think men ought to think they are. 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The super- iority of the English thoroughbred horse is attributed to the eastern blood introduced by the Romans. Arab stallions were imported during the early and middle ages, and in a more marked degree in the six: teenth and following two centuries. The'admixture of their blood with the English strain was most bene- ficial to the island breed. The efficacy of Bickle’s Anti-Con- sumptive Syrup in curing coughs and colds and arresting inflammav tion of the lungs, can be establish‘ ed by hundreds of testimonials from all sorts and conditions 01 men. It is a. standard remedy in these ailments and all affections oi the. throat and lungs. It is highly recommended by medicine vendors, {because they know and appreciate its value as a. curative. Try it. “What’s to prevent me from kissing you?” demanded the bold lover. Holiness is gladly to say “I will” before the divine law says “Thou shalt.” “You served in the war, did you not, Major?” she asked. “Indeed, I did not serve,” replied the Ma- jor sternly, “I was an officer, and I commanded.” Mlnard's Linimem Relieves Neuratgla. girl. i 7 But it didn’t. There’s no place like homeâ€"when you want to raise enough money on mortgage to get an automobile. “Well, wéll, what is it?” “What makes people ask questions, pa?” It is usually the “good fellow” who has the most bad habits. “May I ask you a. question, pa, ’2” “Yes. I hope it is a sensible one, for I’m very busy.”r ‘V‘Itr is, 3g.” Rely on Man Who Has “Sort of Feeling ,He Can’t Explain.” It is curious what a number of quite competent amateur weather prophets there are dotted about the country; especially curious when one reflects how incompetent some- times are their professional rivals. It is a remarkable thing, but the more trouble at man takes to as- certain toâ€"morrow’s weather the less success does he seem to enjoy. The man on whom one can ‘really rely is the man who “has a sort of feeling which he can’t explain.” Weather prophecy is an instinct with some people, and, curiously enough, they are nearly all pessi- mists. You rarely find them preâ€" dicting fine weather. It is usually: “I don’t like the look of those clouds. The weather’s going to break.” Or, “See! The smoke is blowing downwards. Sure sign of rain.” Quite illogically, one feels a grudge against the pessimistic ‘prophet if his predictions come right. Ono feels that in ‘some way it is all his fault. Perhaps what we hate in him is his utter unconâ€" cern when predicting rain. He seems to be above all human emoâ€" tions. He never had a baseball game or picnic fixed for next day. To him a wet day means nothing. He would just as soon have it wet as fine. If only he would say: “I hate to have to tell you, and, believe me, if I could have my way, you would find a very different state of affairs, but to-morrow it is going to rain,” we should feel better. It is his want of sympathy that mad- dens us. No man has a right to be so detached in his attitude to- ward a wet day. Lon at Huh. cough and pain in the chest may nov mom consumption but are bad signs. Allen’s Lun Balsam loosens the cough and heals inflam- ed a. r pm». Not a. grain of opium 1n it. 2513170113 Cum meld! £617. go: [1â€"- vcinen'coEl-a- â€"heE I the“ and Inn . - I a - 35' can“. “My goodness!” exclaimed the ROMANS HELPED RACING. WEATHER PROPIIETS. NO PREVENTION. Eula; than is but Dani-L450 and 50a. Imltatlone Abound but insist I on gsnuine. “The D do'L” Menthol Il’lutggfmig Ituod the test of years. It Gnros who; 5 > quicker than any pin-nor. “I pun. Â¥ Hard and soft coms both yield Holloway’s Corn Cure, which is ntirely safe to use, and certain nd satisfactory in its action. 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Motherâ€"Well, he is not a fit perâ€" Fatherâ€"Well, he is not a. fit perâ€" son for her to marry. He is as poor as a rat and has no prospects. Something must be done to set her against him. Motherâ€"I have thought of that and have hit upon Not a Particle of Waste in the Co- coanut Palm. Probably the most useful tree in the world is the cocoanut palm, every portion of which is put to good use. The trunk is used f: r building houses, for making furni- ture and countless other articles; hollowed out it makes a nanoe. lts leaves are used for thatching, the leaf stalks for paddles and fishing lines. The blossom in bud makes preserves and pickles, beside selv- ing as a staple vegetable. From the pith is derived a kind of sago land from the flowers sugar, Vine- gar and toddy, which fermented be- comes arrack. The ripe cocomiut is a valuable article of diet. The white kernel produces a delicious cream, a good substitute for milk, while the oil is used as a lubri- cant for soap and candle making. The refuse of the oil is valuable as food for animals and as ferti- lizer. From the shell drinking cups, bottles, firewood and oven tooth powder are obtained. The husk supplies fibre for mattresses, brushes, ropes, cables, nets and even the harness for bullocks. The 1 web sustaining the foot stalks isl made into strainers and torches. l The tree acts as a conductor in fire- tecting houses from lightning. $170113 6 11m vulckly nifipl conilis vcura:cofii:.â€"hem Lo thin-t nd Innin- . I a I 25 can“. HAS DOZENS 0F USES. REA SON ENOUGH. A DEFINITION. little Willie Wanta- is a, ‘don’t worry’ MINARD'S Lmnmx'r Co., LIMXTED. 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