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ioddfi” Kidney Pills cured her after five years’ sufferingâ€"Felt a benefit after first box. SHE COULD NOT HOLD CUP 0F TEA DOCTORS AGREED TORONTO NURSE HAD BRIGHT’S DISEASE. If you haven’t used Dodd’s Kid- ney Pills yourself almost any of your neighbors will tell you they Ilways cure Kidney Disease in any lorm. )ontained a, thousand gumea . ( ..__..__.9...__._ ~flfizh‘lizé Cum s I I-L malt-ton- «in. cm- ” lane‘s: «.mn-n‘ - a n Toronto, Ont., Dec. 26 (Special). FMrs. Alberta Goflin, a nurse, liv- ng at 40 Wright Avc., this city, has teen interviewed in regard to her [sported cure of nervous or Kid- bey Trouble by Dodd’s Kidney ’ills. She states that the report I true in every particular. “Hy sickness,” Mrs. Gofiin says, 'was caused from a. nervous break- lown and what the doctors called ncurable Bright’s Disease brought m by cold and long weeks of nurs- ng. I suffered for five years. “I was treated by three doctors ind was a patient in two hospitals, )ut gradually got weaker. Read- ng the experiences of other suffer- ors, like myself led me to try Dodd’s Kidney Pills. At that time I was so weal; and nervous I could not hold a. cup‘ of tea without spilâ€" fing some 95 itsA corztents. 1 “I felt a benefit after.taking the irst box Dodd’s. Kidney‘ Pills, Ind eight 0i" nine‘boxes cured me 10 completely I can now walk a mile without fatigue.” Em'mfi'iilo'm- ‘ DOING WELL. _“HOW’s Mamie getting along mth her shopping '1" V “Fine. Shys éot dad down to his last twoâ€"dollar bill.” Husbandâ€"“Hurrah! I’ve got a. week’s holiday.” Wifeâ€"“How nice. Now you can dig the garden, clean out the cellar, and whitewash the ’kitchen‘. ” An Englishman, however, once carried away from the Russian Court an even more valuable reâ€" ward. This was Dr. Dimsdale, a Hartford physician, who was speed- .gy summoned to innoculatc the mpress Catherine and her son. He received $60,000, a life pension . f $2,500 a year, and the rank of Saran. Sir Aatlcy Cooper once had ). nightcap thrown at him by a, wealthy patient upon whom he had pperated. “I pocketed the afâ€" Eont,“ be remarked, and on inves- 'gation found that the nightcap )ontained a. thousand guineas. Rub it in for Lame Back-4A brisk rubbing with Dr. Thomas’ Ec- lectric Oil will cure lame back. The skin will immediately absorb the oil and it will penetrate the tissues and bring speedy relief. Try it and be convinced. As the linimenb sinks in the pain comes out, and were are ample grounds for saying that its touch is magical, as it, is. There isn’t a. particle of danger Ln going up in an airship. It is the coming down that hurts. Handsome as it was there are many larger fees on record. It is not many years since the Nawah of Rampur caused an English army surgeon amazement and delight by presenting him with $50,000 as an acknowledgment of his oCc-asional attendance during an attack of rheumatism. This would, no doubt, be considered quite a moderate fee by Professor Zacherine, of Mos- cow, who, in return for two days’ attendance on the Tsar of Russia, was, it is said, paid $75,000. Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing syrup Bu bu- IuJ [or over SIXTYâ€"FIVE YEARS by IIHJOKO.‘ mm for Unh- UKILDREN WHILE TEETH! . vfih P33? 8 CCESS. It 8 THE the 0!“! Bill the U .ALLAYS LII LIN: g? 0 C. and h the host "may to! Ag y Draught: every part otm war Be sure and as 10f“er 7m w- Soothing firmly.” we no a r kind. Twon y-flve ’cenu . 1mm. “wood gym-Aha l‘ona md Drugs Leg FEES THAT WE'RE FORTUNES. Wood under Che Ion . Agni aka-1093. nun-e Patients Who Showed Their Grati- tude in Solid Shape. In an English court a; few days ago, two lawyers in turn mentionâ€" ed a doctor who got $25,000 for our- ing an old lady of a cold. At least the doctor said he. got it, and in- deed mentioned the fact on the wit;- ness stand. kind 1 bi}?! ‘i'n' “Tho D a I." M. roll."- mum, iaoknho, rhonustiln nd mini... III R. Th. “d It. Month)! ‘2: 1:.."Th. D b L"’MOII 01 mm», which ., Kain“ Typewriting Machine Had Proto- type 90 Years Ago. Most persons will be surprised to learn that the typewriter machine is not, as they imagine, a distinct- ly modern invention. So long ago as 1714 a patent was taken out in England by Henry Mill for “a machine for impressing letters singly and progressively as in writâ€" ing, whereby all writings may be ingrossed in paper so exact, as not to be distinguishable from print.” Young Wifeâ€"“I made the frost- ing on this cake myself.” Hubbyâ€""Then our fortune is made! I am going to have it patâ€" ented. It will revolutionize street His machine was, however, a. clumsy one and practically useless. It was not until over a century la- ter (1829), that anything more in this line was attempted. Then the first American typewriter, called a “typographer,” was patented by W. A. Burt. In 1823 a machine was produced in France having a separate key 1e- ver for each letter, and between the years 1840 and 1860 Sir Charles Whetstone invented several machâ€" ines which are now preserved in the Soutn Kensington Museum, London. In 1873, C. L. Sholexs, an Ameri- can, after five or six years work, succeeded in producing a. machine sufficiently perfect to warrant ex- tens.ch manufacture. He interestâ€" ed a, firm of gun manufacturers in it, and in 1874 the’first model of the modern typewriter was put up- on the market. Policeman (to loiterer)â€"â€"“Now, then, What are you doing here ’t” Loitererâ€"“What are you doin’ here 7” Policemanâ€"“Can’t you see? I’m doing my duty.” Loiterer “And I hope my boy was one of the three 2” said the fond parent. “Well, I was answered the lad. "I am very glad; it makes your mother proud of you. 'What ques- tion did the teacher ask, Johnnie ’1” "Who broke the window?” â€"“An’ can’t 'y0uâ€" see -I’m makin’ the duty for you to do “I” MInan‘a Llnlmcm for sale everywhere. To discern and deal immediate- ly with causes and overcdme them, rather than to battle with effects after the disease has secured a lodgement, is the chief aim of the medical man, and Bickle’s Anti- Consumptive Syrup-is the result of patient study along this particular line. At the first appearance of a. cold the Syrup will be found a most efficient remedy, arresting de- velopment and speedin healing the affected parts,,so that the ailment disappears. “I should be ashamed to go about begging as you do,” said the farmer. “Takes all kinds uv peo- ple to make a World,” rejoined the tramp. “Here you is too proud to beg, and_I’m too proud to work.” “There were only three boys in school toâ€"day who could answer a question that the teacher asked us,” said a, lad to his mother. pavements. ’ ’ Slubizfafiggg Heâ€"“Nellie, just look at that man standing behind me. I don’t think I ever saw anyone so plain !” Sheâ€"“Hush, dear; you forget yourâ€" self I” Hicksâ€"“There! For once I’ll know where that collarâ€"stud is when I want it.” Mrs. Hicks â€"â€" “Where is it '1” Hicksâ€"~“The baby has swallowed it.” The man who boasts of calling a spade a spade may pass a, snow shovel without being able to recog- nize it. TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY for Red, Weak. Weary, Watery Eyes andGranula ted Eyelids. Murine Doesn’t Smartâ€"Soothes Eye Pain. Druggists Sell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 25c, 50c, $1.00. Murine Eye Salve in Aseptic Tubes, 25c, $1.00. Eye Book: and Eye Advice Free by Mail. “A um. Gold. You Km," will hncomt n "on I or if it be allowed to roach down tho “non .0 limp. Nip tho pox-i1 in the bud wm Allen’s LI“ WI, 3 III" n-ody outnth no «I’m... Pneumonia, and Consumption are always preceded by an ordinary cold. Hamlins Wizard Oil rubbed into the chest drawn out the inflam- mation. breaks up the cold and prevents all serious trouble. NOT MODERN INVEN'BION. Burl-no Eye Remedy (30‘, <9: acago. A LA ASPHALT} IT WAS HE. The 36th Annual Statement 3 Good One. The 36th annual report of the Bank of Ottawa shows a very gra- tifying condition of affairs. The net profits for the year ended Noâ€" vember 30, 1910, after deducting expenses of management, etc., amounted to $532,353. This with the $455,919 balance at the credit of profit and loss account on the 30th November, 1909, makes a to- tal of $988,273. This has been ap- propriated as follows: Two quar- terly dividends at the rate of 2% per cent. and two quarterly divi- dends at the rate of 2% per cent. Four hundred thousand was added to rest account, $100,000 written off bank premises and $10,000 apâ€" plied to oflioers’ pension fund, leaving a balance carried forward at credit of profit and loss of $117,938. G001) SHOWING MADE BY BANK OF OTTAWA. Evidences of the growth are shown by an examination of the statement. The rest account on the 30th of November, 1909, was $3, 297,000. It now stands at $3,900,- 000, an increase of over $600,000 during the year. This increase was made up partly by premium on new stock issued; and partly by time transfer, as mentioned aboVe, of $400,000 from the profits. The bank is now in the pleasing posiâ€" tion of having a rest account $400,â€" TNU 000 greater than its paidâ€"up capiâ€" talp thus indicating a very sound condition of affairs. The fact that the bank was able to issue its new stock at a. premium is also worthy of comment, and shows that the bank holds a warm place in the opinion of careful investors. The bank is particularly strong in specie and assets immediately available, these amounting to pracâ€" tically $14,000,000. The current loans of the bank increased during the year by over $4,500,000, and now amount to $28,421,000, thus inâ€" dicating that the bank is doing its full share in meeting the business needs of the country. The total as- sets increased during the year by almost $4,500,000, and have now at- tained the handsome total of $43,â€" 654,000. During the year Mr. George Hay, ‘former president of the bank, died. Mr. David Macâ€" laren now occupies the chain; Miss Blondlockâ€"“How dare you tell people my hair is bleached? You know it is false!” Miss Ravenwingâ€"“Yes, dear, I A Pill that Proves its Value:â€" Those of weak stomach will find strength in Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills, because they serve to main- tain the healthful action of the sto- mach and the liver, irregularities In which are most distressing. Dysâ€" peptics are well acquainted with them and value them at their proâ€" Fer worth. They have afforded re ief when other preparations have tailed, and have effected cures in ailments of long standing Where Miss Ravenwingâ€"“Yes, dear, I know it is. I told them it was bleached before you got it.” A “You have three pairs of glass- es, professor?” “Yes; I use one to read with, one to see at a distance, and the third to find the others.” other ing. “I thought you were married, and yet you’re sewing on your an buttons.” “I am married, but I keep my independence, let me tell you.” Illlnard'a Llnlmem Relieves Neuralsia. Bawlinâ€"What can you do with a boy that’s full of pure cussedness? Chayneâ€"If it’s strictly pure, with no admixture, nothing. lela lawn III!!!” does not dolly leer-n. Opiun-lmiou “nodelilea ” may chock coughi- , pl. “0 you guy}; l_)o got kilo _; who-Jon hygr- III III an“: an.) I. uu uu- uI-u , "Il'l yIII I'lll to on I “to AIIOI'I Lung “an, [m In. Oflifilu a! hall“ pow-r. |Awu .. --__ medicines were found unavail- ALL NECESSARY. ‘ BEFORE. ISSUE NO. 53-10 A Cure for Rheumatism.â€"A pain- ful and persistent form of rheuma- tism is caused by impurities in the blood, the result of defective acâ€" tion of thezliver and kidneys. The blood becomes tainted bfithe in? traduction oi uric acid, which causâ€" 3 much pain' in the tissues and in £110 joints. Parmelee’s Vegetable ills are known to have‘ efiected many remarkfsblewure‘s‘, and their Patronâ€"I want these shoes half- soled, the heels straightened, a. patch put on Where that hole is, all the missing eyelets replaced, an- other little patch right there, and everything else fixed that seems to need fixing, and I want you to do a good job, use good leather, and if the heels need another liftâ€"~â€" pse is igfirbngly recomménded. , A trial of them will convince anyone of their value. Shoemaker (interrupting)â€"-Least said, soonest mended. Mistressâ€"“Cook tells me, Mary, that you wish to go out with a. friend toâ€"night. Is it urgent7’.’ 3; â€"vull \v., ulnub Gentlemen,â€"Lalt winter I n benefit from the use of MIN. MEN’I‘ in a. severe attack of L I have frequently proved it. efl’ective in case-,2 of Inflamm Illlnard's Llnlmcnt Cum natural. The theory that the good die young seldom worries a mu. Mary:‘:-(-filâ€",w 11;); “13,331: ’tisn,t ’er gentâ€"it’s my gent.” No one need endure the agony of come with Halloway’s Corn Cure at. hand to remove them. The average man would find it easy sailing if he could make money as easily as he can make love. mnnd’. Mnigenfi 09., Limited (3.....n_w H HER WISH. Little Margie’s father had a. bald spot. While kissing him at bedâ€" time} one eyening she said: “Stoop down, vpapaj: I want to kiss you on the head where the lin- ing shows.” Am I Mi Inn hurt fail to uh a coupon- III of lemor llxud Whit glue of in WI“! m m. It My.» mum chills. Avoid ub- ituu, than u b no “ Pdnkmor "â€"Pom “ifâ€"m. ml “0. Snow comes down in winter and so does the price of Ice. To be Released From Dartmoor From Sentence of 13 Years. The old man whom Mr. Lloyd- George mentioned in his Mile End (London\ speech as serving thirteen years; pr-nnl servitude for stealing two shillings from a church poor- box while under the influence of drink, is to he released soon. Mr. Churchill has come to the concluâ€" sion that her would be justified ‘in advising the use of the prerogative of the Crown to release this man. who had now served mohe than a. year, in the course of the next few months. In the meantime steps were being taken to procure him employment as a. shepherd. It ap- peared that he was the most'skil- ful shepherd ever known at Dartâ€" moor and possessed the faculty of being able to call the individual sheep of a flock to him by their names. The prisoner had nine pre- vious convictions. For stealing the two shillings he received three years, and, under the new Preven- ti-o‘n of Crimes Act, for being an habitual criminal ten ye-ars’ pre- ventive detention. As a. vermifuge there is nothing so potent as Mother Graves’ Worm Exterminator, and it can be given to the most delicatechild without fear of injury to the constitution. SHEPHERD’S IMPRISONMENT. TIME IS MONEY. HER OWN. Youfi: t winter {received great‘ use of M}I:IA§D’S LINI- attack of Paarâ€"igpe, andi rowed it. torfie'veryr Inflammation ‘ '. A. HUTCHISON. The Queen City Oil Company, Limited, Toronto. m 0...; mm; IARN THE BARBER THAI] â€" Nl' systemâ€"«constant munâ€"«uh! mm. nonâ€"{0w wooh camp on «Inaâ€"4&5 inc. Gradual earn twolvo m Ii “on doth” vul- ly. Writ. tor caulo‘no. olor Dub" 0011.... DJ n-AAUI “an. 'l‘-_-_A‘ ANGER. Tumors, LII-pl. on. Ind external. cured with.- onr home treatment. Write In 1 late‘ Dr. Benman Medical 00.. Pol-erwood. Ont. The man who knows just what to do usually hunts up some one to do it for him. The game of politics is all right for men who wish to try out their reputations. E. PULLAH, llnard’s LII-Imam cums Imus. In. PAPER STBGK Vaéfiifié Ififioucucjifiouosi A .A GREAT DEMAND'FOR ’ The most highly efficient applicafiol for the reduction offlwolfinss. Gain-9, Thick Neck, Glandular Enlarge- ments. Its Positive. when buying your Piano in§ist on haw.an an; EEDIML m; oi m kinds, in aux and ' all eta as,, quickly r0" lievod and pbahive cured. Can your sulhr'mg an fin y'w'dy. “Common Sense” for Piks wi?‘ do it. $1 a box, is For ‘bous. Mailed on receipt of price. LYLE for Colds in Chest .--qr]11roat.%:*‘ " one man.“ IZ Vaseline Remedies inTubes Mentholated£amphoraicd Borated.Carbqlated.White. Oxide 9f Zirid'f"etc.Write for Free Vaseline Bukto (inmost "Ia‘iiui Hoganâ€"Sin iii Can't-iv: lor partignhrs to £211.17, m Alb-rt 8t, am" 1b“ 3 Mustard Phatmbns mums; Gunmunncukma).nmmuhmmml. GEN'm} WANTED FOR Tum may puma ‘Phono [or partlauhrs. lain 16.3. WASTE PA PIE, 0" ALL GRADES. Mm Raga, Iron, Nun’s, Inbhn, In. M. IOOENTHAL- Kendall’s vain Cm h In unified experimeu. but is th: wovld‘l standard remedy for an chmlsfl. Eon Bunches and Lameneu in bone and than. ' Uscd the world over to: p yea”. Every farmer. uockmag, (I’m-- mAn, livery pmpridor and host owner generally should it” it Ilwnyl on hand, 81. a bottleâ€"6 for 8; Ask your dealer for free copy 0! our book "A Treatise On The Horsc“â€"â€"or write an DR. 3. J. KENDALL CO. 56 mm Fans. - Venue-l. 4,1 Piano Action Giilblainsxtc. AGENTS WANTED. “ENGINE COMPAHV, WANTED. Adelaide and low! M... Toronto. Ont. TEMHTO 59f LT E.“ 63 mini. hut-9|