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,‘u'NU But suddenly, to Sam’s dismay, a policeman have in sight, and, taking in the situation at a. glanco, drew his “shoot/er,” after the genâ€" tle fashion “out West.” "Boss, boss,” yelled the 010’ man, with the frenzy of despair, "for the love of goodneth, shoot 'im in the pants. He’s got my coat and vest on 2” “That horse of yours looks poor, Patsy,” said a, stranger as he slowâ€" ']y mounted a javunting ear in dear, flirty Dublin. “An-ah yer honor, not poor, but onlucky he is.” “Unlucky! How’s that 'l” " "fits like this, yer honor. Ev’ry ornin’ I toss whether he has a feed 0’ corn or I have a glass 0’ whisky. 'An’, begob, ’tis he has lost for five mornin’s runnin’ l” Anyway, a woman can sharpen a pencil just as gracefully as a man mm thread a needle. Minard’s Llnlment Cures Distemper. “Not exactly,” replied the exâ€" plorer. “But I found a place that 'was sufficiently cold and lonely to be its practical equivalent.” llo Bubctltm m "rho D a I." Mun-l Plum; lthnugh some unscrupulous doukrs may ay thud l, Recommended by doctors hospitals. dug, Ind everybody for plum-by, nihnou, nu. ,‘too bad!” cried the irascible old gentleman one day on hearing of lsome of his daughter’s delinquenâ€" cies. “If I hear any more com- plaints I will disinherit her.” \ There were no more. “Did you discover the Ncrih Pole?” A little boy was sent to a shop ‘by his mother, and, being desir- ous to get away to play, he made all the haste he could. The shop was full of customers when he. atâ€" _rived, but; he pushed himself to the front and cried out: “Twa pounds of soft soap'and a packet of \mshingâ€"powder,” was the quick response. It is useful to remember in cook- ing potatoes that, after the water has been strained off, the pot should be given three or four sharp'jerks so as to toss the potatoes. This has the effect of making them white and floury. 51am A certain married man was in 1the habit of troubling his father- lin-law with complaints about his wife’s behaviour. “Really, this is “I say, grocer, will you serve me quick? It’s for my father’s dinâ€" ner.” “Well, what do you want, my litâ€" tle man 'I” said the grocer, leaving the customer he was serving. “Aw, my boy ‘color that ith,” anxiously; “git and thee.” mea'flzxzza f::::.'-‘°.":". “7:37.23? Rheumatism, Neuralgia and Son Throat will not live under the same roof with Hamlin: Wizard Oil, the best of all remedies for the reliel of all pain. H It was in the wild and woolly West, and Slimy Sam, the crafty cowboy, suddenly bethought him- self of a. plan for obtaining a. suit of clothes from Ikey Mosenthffs store. “Say, Ikey, there don’t seem to be much color in‘this yer one,” as he tried on a fourth coat and vest. No sooner had the artful one' get outside the door than he started doing a temmileâ€"anâ€"bour sprint for home and beauty. ' “Hi, hi, stop'thien” yelled the Hebrew, and gave chgse. _ CAUTION NEEDED. JUST AS GOOD. LOADED DICE. POOR PA. ISSUE No. 1â€"41 , that’h a thplendid said the tradesmnn out in the sunlight In spite of his welLknown poor marksmanship, a certain Englishâ€" man was invited to the country‘for a day’s shooting. The attendant, in great disgust, witnessed miss afâ€" ter miss. “Dear me,” at- }:st exclaimed the sportsman, “but the birds seem ceptionally strong; on the wing ti‘is year!” linard's ~Llniment Cures Diphtheria. “Not all of ’en., sir,” came thu remark. “You’ve. shot at the same bird this last dozen times. ’E’s fullering you about, sir." "Fallbfiing me .zbbbut! Nonsense! Why should a bird do that?” "I dunno, sir, I’m sure,” 1-8-- phed the man, “unless ’e’s ’anging round for safety 3” , V we... usappearmg under the éurative ef- Iects of the medicine. It is pleasant $0 tbs taste. and the price, 25 cents, ls within the reach of all. The great" the irritation in throat. the more distressing tough becomes. Coughing is :ffort of Nature to expel th‘ 1 tating substance from the air ] sages. Biokle’a Anti-Consump' Syrup will heal the inflamed pa which exude mucous, and rest Ihem to a healthy state, the cm iisappearing under the curative lects of the medicine. It is nlens: Dyspepsia Specialist (irritabl’y)â€" “But, madam, you must chew your food. What were your teeth given you for?” 7 Patient (calmlyy-“They weren’t given to me; I bought ’em.” _ No man is so great that he can afford to ignore even the smallest man. “Baron mu :0 llalghlnk. They cog-o hon. «waxed win snow, Half a Nagpuonyfl 0! Pain. ‘lmari- hot swutelud wakr will prevent any ulsflwu. Avoid substitutos, there is but on. Painkiller "â€"Pony Davis’J-Zsc. and 50.. To make English bread sauce for turkey, chicken or duck, take one~ half a pint of bread crumbs, one pint of milk, butter size of an egg, salt, pepper and a little mace, one onion; simmer for two hours. Reâ€" move onion when serving. Warts are disfigurements that disappear when treated with Bollo- way’l Con Cine. You may have noticed that a good many men who attend church are not troubled with insomnia. If you’re troubled with Kidney Disease in any formâ€"Backache, Rheumstism, Lumbago, Gravel, Dropay, Diabetes, or Bright’s Dis‘ sashâ€"ask your neighbors. You’ll soon find one who has been cured by Dodd’s Kidney: Pins. There were 3,029 cases of iniec- tious disease reported in Ghsgow in one day: recently. Notice one thing: It was a neighbor who had began troubled the same way who advised the post- master to use Dodd’s Kidney Pills. He also had been cured by them. That’s why he recommended them. TRY MURINE EYE REMEDY for Rod, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn’t Smartâ€"Soothes Eye Pail. Drum-ts Sell Murine Eye Remedy; Liquid, 25c, 500, $1.00. Murine Eyo Salvo in Asepfic Tubes, 259, 31.00. Eye Book] and Eye Advice Free by Mai}. “I was laid up with Rheumatism m-d Gravel,” Mr. McCarter states, “and was also troubled with my bladder. I was so bad I could not do much work. A neighbor came llong who had been troubled the lame way, and advised me to try Dodd’s Kidney Pills. I did it. I bought two boxes, and, using them weanling to directions, was soon able to go to work.” A Neighbor advised him to take them for his Rheumatism and Gravel. They cured him. West Gravelbourg, Sash, Jan. 2 (Special). â€" Alexander McCarter, the postmaster here, has joined the great western army that has for its watchword, "When ailing, use Dodd’s Kidney Pills.” And like all others he has good and suficicnt reasons. WHO ARE SHBUTING THE PBAISES 0F DOBB’S KIDNEY PILLS IN THE WEST. THE POSTMASTER 1 JOINS THE ARMY FRIEND AND PROTECTOR Murine Eye Remedy 06., Chicago. PURCHASED. >m the air p33; Iti-Consumptive inflaymgd parts, reston r cough L the the the irri- WM EEEVB a Blind 3313 Frequently a thief steals such a small sum that he is sent to jail. "What did you buy this piece of music for?” “A song.” Minara's Liniment Cures colds, etc. A cure for Fever and Ague.â€"â€"~Dis- turbanoe of the stomach and live) always precede attacks of fever and agueh showing derangement of th( digestive-organs and deterioration in the quality of the blood. In theée ailments Parmeiee’s Vege- table Pills have been found mosi effective, abatng one fever ané subduing the ugue in a few days. There are many who are subject in these distressing disturbances and to these there is no better prepara- tion procumble as a means of re- lief. “Did you know that the hairs of our heads were numbered, Willie 1” (In 7V v. V.” 71 ‘1“ “Sure! I was with sis when she bought hers, and they were num- bered nineteenâ€"fifty, was twenty- twoâ€"seventy-five I” The external trade of Ireland has increased from $325,000,000 in 1904 to upwards of $625,000,000 in 1909, the bulk being in exports to Great Britain. Negotiations for the purchase by the tenants of their holdings on the estate of Lord Castletown, situated in the parish of Clough and Ballaâ€" colla, are now almost completed. 633$“ and mimic. 01 than ". h”), to the childron. to“ Michael Davitt’s eldest son, wk. is a. medical student, delivered an interesting address in Dublin, disâ€" playing all his father’s power of eloquence. / The death has taken place at Rosenallis, Queen’s County, of Mrs. Elizabeth Conroy, aged 108 years. She leaves three sons, all of Whom are in receipt of old-age pensions. Too much patience is awfully hard on a certain portion of a man’s trousers. The anniversary of the murder of Allen, Larkin and O’Brien in Manchester was commemorated by a. torchlight procession in Mona- ghan. An Englishman connected with the woollen manufacturing business has acquired Kent’s mill, on the South Quay Wicklow, for the purâ€" pose of having it fitted up as a woollen factory. I lugging Dough dd": sloop Am! can!” .',,,_ Yon can oqnquor it win! Allan’s L rut-,7 whg bud busting, uh _ A ,_ A. ALA u The new hospital in Tuflow in point of comfort and equipment compares favorably with any insti- tution of its kind in the three kingâ€" doms. The tenants on the Darcy estate in the parish of Turlough have re- fused to pay rent, and are seeking by every means to compel the land- lord, Mr. Darcy, of New Forest, Co. Galway, to sell the land. quicklyvliop- can‘t-.wcuru'cnfi;.â€"he:fi the than All In“. - - - 25 ecu. 32100 per bows. postplld on rancpo cl pricc. "SID Kerner Ass’n, Deal. 5 .1838 Wabash h. .cmmuu. nnl Conjdv‘lcvtivitisn 7 7 Shying bones I“ luf- » fer from dimmed eyes. A trial will convince mv horn owner Ihtt Ina l'cme‘dy nhnluxely cures detect. 0! the eye, Ino- specuvo of the length of thin the anth! has bu- nmlcsed. No mgtur how m-ny doctor- hnve it“ and failed, use "V1810" under our GUARANTEE Manny umndnd I! under dlucllonl II dou not aun- James Oasselly, a. carter, was awarded $3,700 by a County Down jury for injuries received from the Great Northern R. B. Company. An Absolutc Cure Ior (ompagnfi). Cglgxfact Moon Blindness An oldâ€"age pensioner and small farmer, William Curtis, was found drowned in a well at Shauraugh, Carriekmacross. "VESIG" The old saw mill: in Cavan, the property of the Gavan Stores 00., were entirely destroyed by fire, with a. loss of $2,500. 311176536 0 Happenings in the Emerald Isle _of Interest to Irish- NEWS BY MAIL FROM IRE- LAND’S SHORES. FROM ERIN’S GREEN ISLE THE EXACT FIGURES QUITE SIMILAR. men. Engineers, both locomotive and stationary, judge of the condition of their engines largely by their “tunes” when running. Every en- gine has a tone of its own, and an experienced engineer, with bandag- ed eyes, could unhesitatingly pick out an engine to which he was ac- customed. As a locomotive roars along the rails, the engineer is alâ€" ways listening, though subconâ€" sciously, to its familiar tune, and if there comes the slightest discord, or if the tone changes, he knows in- stantly that something is wrong and makes an investigation at the earliest opportunity. He may have no ear for music, but the change in the tone of his great machine will be- at once noted. Mlnard's Llnlment Gum cars“ In Cows. THE TUNE OF THE ENGINE use them. It is 5 Liver Pill.â€"â€"Many of the ailments that men has to contend with have their origin in a. disorder ed liver, which is a delicate organ, peculiarly susceptible to the dis- turbances that come from irregular habits or lack of care in eating and drinking. This accounts for the great many liver regulators now pressed on the attention of suffer- ers. Of these there is none super} ior to Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills} Their operation though gentle is ef- fective, and the most delicate can Bibliophile (aghast)â€"I beg your pardon; madam, but that book your little girl is playing with is an old and exceedingly rare first ediâ€" tion. Callerâ€"Oh, that’s all right, Mr. Bibbert. It will amuse her just as much as if it were nice and new. A man is sure to have enemieaw unless he marries a. woman: who has no relatives. Lace handkerchiefs should be washed in warm water and a little ammonia. with Castilc soap. Of course, they should ‘nob be ironed, but placed on a, smooth surface, pulled out, and when nearly dry folded and placed under fa. heavy- weight. A mother or four daughters, one of whom had recently married, cor- nered an eligible young man in the drawing-room. “And which of my girls do you most admire, might I ask '1” “The married one,” was the reply. A Corrector of Pulmonary Trou- blee.â€"Ma.ny teatimonials could be presented showing the great efficacy of Dr. Thomas’ Eclectric Oil in cur- ing disorders of the respiratory processes, but the best testimonial is experience and the Oil is recom- mended to all who suffer from these disorders with the certainty that they will findfielief. It will allay inflammation in the \bronchial tubes as no other preparation can. Wifeâ€"“Here’s another invita- tion to dine at the Flartleys. What a, bore those occasions are!” Hub- byâ€"â€"“Ybs; even their dinner-knives are dull.” Thousands of mothers can testify to the virtue of Mother Graves’ Worm Exterminator, because they know from experience how useful it pun.ng Thm In No In» Thing M a. hlrmless cough. TI. trouble (on from bad to worse unless check. «I. Allan's Lung Balsam cures the) worst of colds. I} Bllayl inimmafion 1nd clearsjhe gig Bhflifl‘fi 50M 5y hanging, in evcry part of the ‘TW 6 sure and ask mun. Winslow‘s Soothing m.” an in!!! no «in: kind. Twenty-five cents a. Win. Q «nixed under the Food and Drugs Ar; “we 5,0, 6» fietzhuimbmfl: “Well, this morning when I came to put on my slippers I got one on and I couldn’t find the other, and I looked and looked and looked and looked just. everywhere for Ithat other slipper, and/ Where do' you think I finally found it"! Why it was on my other foot, where I had put it and forgotten it. 7 _ “Really, I fixink I must be as queer as grandfather.” Ems berm used for over SIXTY-FIVE YEARS by TLLIDPI‘S of “OTHERS for their CHILDREN \VHILE {KKK wlfla FEM}??? EUCCBES. It SOOTHZS U3, ROWEN, the GEMSALLAYS All PAIN: W D can v.. and In the but remedy for , smq y Mggj§m 1(1__¢vqry raft 0! mm Winslaw’s Sewing Syrup Little Happening Makes Her Liken Herself to Grandfather. “You know the old, old story,“ said Belinda, “about grandfather and his spectacles, how one day when he wanted them he couldn’t find them, and how they looked and looked and looked for them, on the floor and under the table, and around everywhere, and how they finally found them on grandfather’s forehead, Where he had pushed them back from his nose? ABSENT-MINDED BELINDA. The average girl is apt to gen- erate a desire to kiss her little bro- ther when the right young man is present. 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