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hum flNE worm ‘WHo CAN SAY “DODD’S KID- NEY PILLS MADE ME WELL!” 5 St. Rose du Lac, Man, April 3 {(Special)â€"The story of Mrs. Louis \Delorme, a, well known and highly respected resident of this place, is identical with that of thousands of other women in Canada. It is all the more interesting on that ac- count. She was tired, nervous and worn out. Dodd’s Kidney Pills cured her. “I suffered for five years from Backac’he and too frequent urina- tion, which destroyed my sleep,” Mrs. Delorme states. “My head would ache, and I was always tired and nervous. My limbs were heavy, and I had a dragging sensation across the loins. Dodd’s Kidney Pills made me well. I used in all ten boxes, but they fixed me up.” Thousands of other Canadian women who have not used Dodd’s Kidney Pills are in just the condiâ€" tion Mrs. Delorme was in before she used them. Thousands of others who were in that condition and who used Dodd’s Kidney Pills, are now .well and strong. III-s. Louis Delorme who was always tired and nervous and suffered 2mm Backache, tells how she hum] a cure. We learn from the experiences of others, and those experiences teach us that the weary and worn wo- men of Canada can find relief in Dodd’s Kidney Pills. ‘ A man entered a. confectioner’s shop and called £01 a. lemonade. He drank it, and was about to walk out, when the landlord stopped him. “Here, sir,” he cried, “you haven’t paid for that drink you had i” “What’s that you say ’1” asked the customer. a “I said you haven’t paid for that lemonade.” “Did you pay for it!” “Certainly I did!” “Well, then, what’s the good of both of us paying for it?” Requisite on the Farm.â€"Every farmer and stock-raiser should keep a supply of Dr. Thomas’ Eclectric Oil on hand, not only as a ready remedy for ills in the family, but because it is a horse and cattle medicine of great potency. As a. substitute for sweet oil for horses and cattle affected by colic it far surpasses anything that can be ad- ministered. 011d Opinion of Distinguished Lon- don Physician. Somewhat novel views of the sub- ject of bacteriology and hygiene were advanced by Sir Almroth Wright, M.D., F.R.S., in an ad- dress recently. ‘ There was a belief, he said, that by washing, people washed off mi- crobes. We did take off a certain amount of microbes, but we also de- stroyed the protective skin, which was all around our bodies, like the tiles of a, house. If one had a skin like a tortoise, microbes would nev- er get through. To have a turkish bath was to take away one’s horny protection. A great deal of washing increases the microbes of the skin, he declar- ed, so he did not think cleanliness was to be recommended as a hyâ€" genic method. With regard to the belief that in cases of consumption, fresh air would make things right, he asked why it was this principle only ap- plied to tubercular disease. He held it to be dreadful superstition. The whole doctrine of fresh air re- ‘qnired to be revised. Rich people, he asserted, sur- rounded themselves with all sorts ‘of luxury, and took absolutely no interest in getting rid of the mi- ‘crobes that surrounded them. He had been in consultation with twen- hy-one doctors around‘a. rich man’s ‘hed, and none of them knew any-- |thing about him. bland. v--.»â€" 'aâ€"â€"' v 'f _ _ , quickly Mops couéhn. cue. calds. heal- thrfiurflnt and [nail - - I 23 canu. 511170113 0 DANGER IN CLEANLINESS. rA girl’s idea. of a hero is a young am who asks her father for her NO NEED TO. IN THUIJSANDS Has No Hankering After Reputa- tion of Being a Sporting Man. Although King George intends to bestow his formal encouragement upon the social aspect of the Turf, it is an open secret at the Court that he does not mean to elevate the sport of horse-racing to a supreme place in his personal in- terests. King George is a firm be- liever in physical recreations for the nation at large. He desires to make it clear that, so far as he is concerned, personal effort in re- creation deserves a. higher place in the estimation of the people than mere attendance at spectacular sports. He is very proudâ€"and does not hesitate to say so to his in- timatesâ€"of the title of “sportsâ€" man,” but he has no hankering af- ter the reputation of being a “sporting man.” While, thereâ€" fore, he will go down to Epsom for the summer meeting, and drive from Windsor to Ascot in traditionâ€" al state, King George intends to give every special encouragement £0 pther vforins of sport as oppor- tumty “serves. ' Oriental City'Looks Its Best From Afar Ofl'. " Those of us who can think of Bagâ€" dad only as the magnificent city of Haroun-al-Raschid can hardly be expected to welcome the new inter- national railway scheme_. Let 13:35â€" AlwvAv-Aw- -..-., _._”V dad remain forever inaccessible, except in dreams. But should the worst happen to Bagdad and the tomb of Zobeide become the shrine of British tourists the old city will have to undergo a few repairs. For it is safe from neither plague nor food. In one of the disasters of the last eenury the plague carried off 4,000 peeple daily for many days, and jealous Tigris overflowed its banks and destroyed several thous- and houses and drowning 15,000 people. Like most Oriental cities, Bagdad looks her best from a dis- tance. You miss the filthy, narrow streets, where two horses can hard- ly Walk abreast, and behold a vision of luxuriant date groves, out of which rise little islands of green domes and graceful minarets. In the days of its splendor the East India Company maintained in the ancient city of the Caliphs a ResiJ dent, with a generous establish- ment; nowadays we are content with the usual modest Consular ser- viceâ€"London Chronicle; Resturant Proprietorâ€"“So you were in your last place for three years. Why you leave?” I n A pleasant medicine for children is Mother Graves’ Worm Extermin- ator, and there is nothing better for driving worms from the system. Many a. man who is willing to be a. scoundrel would object to being called one. The Best Liver Pill.~The action of the liver is easily disarranged. A sudden chill, undue exposure to the elements, overâ€"indulgence in some favorite food, excess in drinkâ€" ing, are a few of the causes. But whatever may be the cause, Parmeâ€" lee’s Vegetable Pills can be relied upon as the best corrective that can be taken. They are the leading liver pills and they have no su- periors among such preparations. Vocal teachers are always howl- ing about their work. BAGDAD FROM A DISTANCE. Your drugflst will refund money if PAZO OIXT- MEfo m a go quro__any_qz_a,sa_ of! Eltgh‘iqg, BliPAd, Mr. Lammemwell believed that to spare the rod spoilt; the child, thereâ€" fore he kept in a certain closet a leather strap with which he adminâ€" istered punishment to his offspring when they committed any misde- meanor. ‘ 513170113 6' "Iifihinib? frth-diHE Piles in 6 to 1‘ din. 50c: A few days ago he had occasion to need the strap, but it was miss- ing from its usual place, and a thorough _search of the entire house failed to discover it.’ Then he of- fered a. reward of five cents to whomsoever of his olive branches could tell him what had become of the lost article. “Gimme the five cents,” cried four-yearâ€"old Tommy. “I know where it is.” When the coins were safely stow- ed away in his trousers’ pocket he said, with much p_Â¥_i§ie :__ â€"--â€" vâ€"â€"' mlckly “on. can In. cunrcord:._hefii In throat and III I- - I - 35 can. gave it to Willie Wilkin’s fa- ther.” fillTéâ€"vvv Chefâ€"“I §vas pardoned.” FILES CURED IN 6 T0 I4 DAYS KING AND SPORT. HIS CONGE. 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Eu. “You have a pretty place here, John,” remarked the guest on the morning of his departure. “But it looks a bit hare yet.” “Oh, that’s because the trees are so young,” answered the host com- fortably. “I hope they’ll have grown to a good size before you come again.” Mr. Samuel Martin, of Strat‘hroy, Ont", passed twenty years of his life in misery, suffering tortures from lame back. He tried nearly all advertised remedies and household recipes, but received no bene- fit from any of them. Some months ago, seeing Gin Pills ad- vertised, Mr. Martin purchased a box. The relief which Mr. Martin experienced after he had taken one box, was so great that he knew he had found'the right remedy at last. He used two more boxes End is now completely cured. If a man succeeded in discovering perpetual motion he probably wouldn’t feel as proud as he did when as a boy he discovered that he could Whistle through his t_eeth. 500 a box, 6 for $2.50. At, all dealers. Free sample if you write National 'Drug and Chemical 00., (Dept. W.L.), Toroth. Sheâ€"“You say you love me with all your heart.” Heâ€"“With all my heart.” Sheâ€"“And would you die for me?” Heâ€"“Hardly. You see, mine is undying love!” Take LAXA'I‘IVE BROMO uinine Tablets. Dru ants refund money if it mi 5 to euro. E. w. G35 E’S signature is on each box 250. Unfortunater the chap who is always shooting off his mouth nevâ€" er runs short of ammunition. Lots of people pose as peacemak- are because of the opportunity it affords them to butt in. ‘ “How did you ever happen to cal] your little daughter Dagmar ‘1” “My Wife found after careful inâ€" quiry that it was about the only thing we could call the little one without running the risk of naming her after some relative of mine.” Mlnard's Llnlment for sale everywhere. Corns cause 'much sfiffering, but Holloway’s Corn Cure offers a speedy, sure, and satisfactory re- lief. Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup Has been used for over SIXTY-FIVE YEARS by IIXLLIONB of MOTHERS for their CHILDREN WHILE TEETHING. with” PERFECT SUCC S. It SOOTHES the CHILD, BOFTENS tho GUMS.A AYS I.” PAIN: 0 RES WIND COLXC. and la the best remedy for D ARRKGM. Sold by Druxmlsu In every Part of the world Be euro and ask fox-“Mn. Winslow n Soot/hing Syrup."und sake no other kind. Twenty-five cents 3 bottle. Gui-unwed under the Food ma Drugs Act. Juno 3091:, 1906. Brill Number’lofl. __ u".-- mun“ “nun-"1v "‘i’did. I left.” CURED 0F LAME BACK WHEN 84. Bu: 1-.- n u... .m. n.-. "K‘fimbiifi'mn WELL TRIED REMEDY. T0 CURE A COLD IN ONE DAY THE HOMEMAKER. - ' V is he name to remem r n need a re for $0!)ng and LDy ISSUE NO. 14â€"41. MEANT WELL. THE REASON. Private Doolan, the regimental barber, was well known for his carelessness. One day, while shav- ing Pat Daugherty, he had the mis- fortune to cut his patron’s cheek several times. ‘ Pat took allthese gashes in grave silence, but when the shave was over he walked over to his water- bottle, which he had filled with water, took a mouthful, and, with compressed lips, proceeded to shake his head from side to side. T‘Whist! I was only trying if my mouth Would hold water without leaking!” replied Pat. “Whamâ€"3w matter? You ain’t got the toothache?” asked the bar- her. LOW COLONIBT RATES TO THE PACIFIC COAST. Via. the Chicago, Union Pacific and North Western Line, daily from March 10th to April 10th from all points in Canada. Personally conducted California tours in Pullman tourist sleeping cars on through trains leave Chi- cago Tuesdays and Thursdays of each week. ’ to B. H. Bennett, General Agent, 46 Yonge Street, Toronto, Ont.; F. H. Terry, Travelling Agent, Toronto, or S. A. Humhinnon,_ Manager Tours Dept, 212 Clark St., Chicago, Ill. 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