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‘Nipissing Lady gives an experience that should prove of immense Falue to the suffering woi'nen of Canada. ' SUFFERED SINEE Laprairieville, Nipissing District, "Onz., April 17 (Special).â€"â€"After suf- lfering from various forms of kidney gills since she was a child, Mrs. O. Laprairie is a. well woman and once more it has been proved that no case of Kidney Trouble is too se- vere or of too long standing for Dodd’s Kidney Pills to cure. BUT D.0DD’S KIDNEY PILLS MADE MRS. LAPRAIRIE A NEW WOMAN. Interviewed: regarding her cure, Mrs. VLapraine said: “Since I was twelve years of age I have suffered from Kidney Dis- ease. I was always tired. My back would ache and I always had a sharp pain in the top part of my head. My heart also troubled me. Thousands of Canadian men and women are feeling just as Mrs. Laprairie doesâ€"as if life had sb‘art- ed all over for themâ€"just because they have cured their kidneys with Dodd’s Kidney Pills. For the kid- neys are the mainspring of life. If they are clogged or out of order the whole body is wrong. Dodd’s Kidâ€" ney Pills always put the kidneys in good working order. “Hearifig of Dodd’s Kidney Pills, I gave them a trial, and now I feel like a. new woman.” “Are you sure that these sheets are clean?” asked a traveller. “Quite clean, sir,” the chamber- maid answered confidently. “They were only washed this morning. Feel them, sirâ€"they are not dry yet!” Hope for the Chronic Dyspeptic. â€"â€"Through lack of consideration of the body’s needs many persons al- low disorders of the digestive ap- paratus to endure until they become chronic, filling days and nights with suffering. To these a course of Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills is re- commended as a, sure and speedy way to regain health. These pills sre specially compounded to com- bat dyspepsia and the many ills that follow in its train, and they Ire successful always. The more style some people put on the more collectors they put off. mnard‘s Llnlmem Cures Burns. Eifi. Parents See Their Own Children in All Children. In describing Uap, one of the Caroline Islands, Dr. W. H. Fur- ness says that children become more or less public property on that isâ€" land as soon as they are able to run about from house to house. 3 They cannot without extraordin- ary exertion fall off the island, and like little guinea-pigs, they can find food anywhere ; their clothing grows by every roadside, and any shelter, or no shelter, is good enough for the night. They cannot starve; there are no Wild beasts or snakes to harm them; what matters it if they sleep under the high, star-powdered ceil- ing of their foster-mother’s nurs- ery, or curled up on mats beneath their father’s thatch? There is no implication here that parents are not fond of their chilâ€" dren; on the contrary; they love them so much that they see their own children in all children. It is the ease of life and its surroundings which have atrophied the emotion of parental love. When a father has merely to say to his wife and children, “Go out and shake your breakfast off the trees,” or “Go to the thicket and gather your clothes,” to him the struggle for existence is meaningâ€" less, and without a struggle the prizes of life are held in‘~ light es- teem. "Somebody’s children are always about the houses, and to the fore in all excitements, and? neygzr did I see them roughly handled or harshly treated. these little sardines are sometimes eaten by the larger fish.” Mabel '(aged five)â€"“But, mamma, how do they get the cans open?” VJ‘J-vn-v v â€"â€"â€"â€" i . nulckly flops coudbn. cum: colds. heal- lac (ham: and hum: - o - 25 cent... 511170113 Mother (at lurgph)â€"f‘Yes, darfing, UAP CHILDREN. HER BHILDHUUD Despite the loss of his tongue by an operation, Fred W. Maune, of St. Louis, Mo., will retain com- mand of eight letters of the alphaâ€" bet and their combinations, afford- ing a vocabulary of about fifty words in common use, according to Dr. Greenfield. Sluder Maune’s tongue was removed by the hospiâ€" tal surgeons to prevent his death from a cancer. The surgeons be- lieve the cancer was due to excesâ€" sive smoking. Organ Removed, But Man Retains Command of Eight Letters. The sounds which Maune will be able ‘00 articulate without his tongue are the vowels “a” as in arm and “o” as in blow, and the consonants ((p,)! ((b,’! ((n},7) {{h,’) {if}, In literature, Maune will be able to name Poe and Pope, but not Longfellow and Dryden. He can refer to a. “pome,” which most per- sons will recognize as “poem.” He can address his parents as “pa” and “ma,” but not as “faâ€" ther” and “mother.” He can call for a. “how,” but not for an “arâ€" row,” and ask for an “aim,” but not for a, “gift.” The only tone of the scale which he can enunciâ€" ate will be “fa.” He can both “hope” and “mope,” but not “grieve.” The surgeons cut Maune’s lower lip and throat to the “apple” and burned the tongue out at the root. The ‘vocal cords were not affech by the operation. Maune is fiftyâ€" two years old. They were discussing feats of enâ€" durance. “Yes,” remarked the long-faced individual, “I lived three days on one bite”, “Well, that’s nothing,” said his compan- ion, »“1 have lived a month on one bite.” “Do you expect me to be- lieve that fl” “It’s true, anyWay,” came the reply. “I had a bite from my employer’s dog, and the com- pensation kept me for a, month.” Recognized as the leading speciâ€" fic for the destruction of worms, Mother Graves’ Worm Extermina- tor has proved a boon to- suffering children everywhere. It seldom fails. SPEAKS WITHOUT TONGUE. “Those pigs of yours are in very fine condition.’_’ “Yes,” agreed the proud farmer; “if we were all as ready to die as them, we’d do.” for Red, Weak, Weary, Watery Eyes 3nd Granulated Eyelids. Murine Doesn‘t. Smartâ€"Soothes Eye Pain. Druggiats Bell Murine Eye Remedy, Liquid, 250, 50c, $1.00. Murine Eye Salve in Aseptic Tubes, 26c, $1.00. Eye Books and Eye Advice Free by Mail. OMuflne Eye Remedy 00., Chicago. Jennyâ€"“Jack, you ought to make some sacrifice to prove that you love me. Come, now, what will you give up when we’re married 2” Jack -â€"“Jenny. I’llâ€"I’ll give up being a bachelor.” - “I was only acting the part of peacemaker,”l explained a. prisoner. “But you knocked the man senseâ€" less!” the magistrate pointed out. “I di ,” was the answer. “There was no other way to get peace.” Mlnard's Llnlmom Rollovca Nauralzla. A‘lion-tamer beckoned to a, big lion, and it came and took a piece of sugar from his hand. “Why, I could do that!” said a. spectator, with scorn. “What, you ’1” cried a friend. "Certainly; quite as well as the lion 1” Your dru fist will refund money if PAZO 013T- MEN '1‘ fl. Ito cure any one of Itching, 311ml, Bleeding or Protruding Films in 6 to u dun. 50¢. Revive the Jaded {Condition â€"â€"- When energy flags‘and the cares of business become irksome; when the Whole system is out of sorts and there is general depression, try Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills. They will regulate the action of a de- ranged stomach and a disordered liver, and make you feel like a new man. No one need suffer a, day from debilitated digestion when so simple and effective a pill can be got at any drug store. From the point of View of happiâ€" ness, the problem of life is insol- uble, for it is our highest aspira» fions that prevent us fronl being happy. A pin scratch may cause blood poison, a rusty nail cut is very apt to do so. Hamlin’s Wizard Oil used at once draws out all infec- tion and makes blood poison im- possible. How much money have you wast~ ed in trying to get something for nothing? Mmard'l Llnlrnenl cum Dandruff. stay MURfiINE EYE 5mm! PILBS CURED IN 6 T0 14 DAYS No Dutch Necks and no Big Hats for Her Maids of Honor. Queen Mary is very particular in regard to the gowning of those in her immediate entourage, neat- ness and quiet good taste being the requirement among her ladies in waiting and the youthful maids of honor. Among other regulations issued as royal commands to the latter young ladies were certain minute details, says the Gentlewoman, more especially as regards their morning and afternoon attire when in waiting upon her Maij't‘ssty; -. ..V.--___o _, Queen Mary has a. dislike, for in- stance, to the blouse or costume be- ing cut low in the neck, and she permits only the neat high collar or lace for morning or afternoon toilets. The Queen too has commanded that when in waiting her maids shall eschew another mode some- what in favor with many young girls at the moment, the wearing of short elbow sleeves. In some recent photographs pub- lished of one or other of the Queen’s maids of honor, those with their morning gowns, the sleeves appear finishing closely up to the wrist. The Queen has also signi- fled her liking for the neat small toque in preference to the wide brimmed fashionable hat with its Hostâ€"“Have you seen thel‘wéd- ding gifts, old man?” Guest â€"â€" “No, not yet.” Hostâ€"“Well, wait a moment. I’ll get one of the de- tectivesfo escort you through.” towering plumes. Only the uninformed endure the agony of corns. The knowing ones apply Holloway’s Corn (hire and get relief. "Well, my little mang”: queried the minister who was making a. call, “do you always do as; your mamma. tells you 2” “You bet I do,” answered the precocious five- yearâ€"old, “and so does papa.” megatflfisircmrcofiifhem . o o I 1790-00. BEST AND HEALTH T0 MOTHER AND CHILD. MRS.WINSLOW'S Soornmc SYRUP has been used for over SIXTY YEARS by MILLIONS of MOTHERS for their CHILDREN WHILE TEETHING, with PERFECT SUCCESS. It SOOTHES the CHILD, SOFTENS the GUMS, ALLAYS all PAIN ; CURES WIND COLIC, and is the best remedy for DIARRHlEA. It is ab- solutely harmlcss. Be sure and ask for "Mrs. Winslow’s Soothing Syrup," and take no other kind. Twenty-five centsa bottle. ulnard's Llnlmom for salt evorywnero. The proof of the bluffex' is in his failure to make good. “Funny, isn’t it?” “What?” “Call a, man levelâ€"headed and he’s pleased, but call him flat-headed and he’ll knock you down.” It is in Demand.â€"So great is the demand for Dr. Thomas’ Eclectric Oil that a large factory is kept; con- tinually busy making and bottling it. To be in'demand shows popuâ€" lar appreciation of this preparationl which stands at the head of proprieâ€" tary compounds as the leading Oil in the market, and it is generally admitted that it is deserving of the lead. Claraâ€"~“When I refused Tom three weeks ago he declared that it would be the death of him.” Maude; LEWâ€"Viki]; Vitrwasn‘t. He proposed to me last week and I accepted him.” Claraâ€"“Then he must have meant a living death.” CURED IN ONE MONTH. If every woman. who has Kidney or Bladder trouble. could go to Davisville, Ont", and talk to Mrs. Simpson, they would do just as she did, take Gin Pills and cure themselves. “For 14 or 15 years I had Kidney or Bladder trouble. sufier- ing at times intense pain. I doctored continually but nothing gavp me perman- ent relief until I was persuaded to try Gin Pills. - - . v , . . "Wichin a, couple of days I received great relief, and after taking one box was completely cured." Mrs. A. SIMPSON. Write National Drug and Chemical 00. (Dept. W.), Toronto, for free sample. 50 cents a» box. 6 boxes for $2.50. 9* all deal- QUEEN MARY’ S TASTE. New South Wales is said to have the model woman’s prison of the world. The cells are all well light- ed, plastered and colored light green. The bathrooms are supplied with both hot and cold water, and each woman has a. daily bath. All the wardresa are educated women. The women are known only by num- bers,“ their names never being dis- closed, so that no prison taint may cling to them after they have serv- ed their terms. While in prison they are divided into three grades. In the second grade they may have flowers in their cells, in the third they may have pictures also. UNNATURAL THINNESS EASILY CORRECTED. By Clever Prscription Which Can Be Filled at Any Drug Store. No Need to be Thin Now as Reports Show This Method Ef- feetive. People who are very thin and scrawny ought not, to be so. Undoubtedly they {are more subject to disease and contag- ions than the normally fleshy. Thinness is usually accompanied by weakness, and weakness lubjeots any one to colds, coughs, consumption. pneumonia, etc. It has been discovered, almost by accident, that tincture osdomene, when combined in a prescription with proper accelera- tive medicines, becomes one of the most valuable. eflective. and reliable nutritive or_ flesh making medicines known to science. It. is especially beneficial to men and women between the ages of sixteen and fifty-five, who from lack of proper nerve force and digestion, remain un- developed in body, limbs, arms and bust. A well rounded symmetrical figure in man or woman indicates health, mag- ne_t_15m, staining angi‘happiness. ‘ . D7i,,_. inn “iii; §e§133¥§§ioޤnsheffo add frqm ten to. forty pounds should not fail to begin wxjh this _Y&Luab_le prescription“ u... uu "nu. y... ,--.,-_-,-.-_ First, obtain from any well stocked druggist, three ounces of essence of pep- sin and three ounces of syrup of rhubarb in an B'oz. bottle. Then add one ounce com- pound essence cardiol. Shake and .let stand two hours. Then add one ounce tincture cadomene compound (not carde- mom). Shake well and take one teaspoon- ful before each meal, one after each meal. Drink plenty of water between meals and when retiring. Keep up this treatment regularly and of a certainty from one to three pounds will be added to the weight each week, and the gener- al health will also improve. Callerâ€"“What’s your name, lit- tle girl '1” Little Girlâ€"“Dorothy.” Callerâ€"“But what’s your last name 2” Little Girlâ€"“I don’t know what it will be. I’m not married yet.” Some persons are more suscep- tible to colds than others, contract- ing derangements of the pulmon- ary organs from the slightest caus- es. These should always have at hand a bottle of Bickle’s Antiâ€"Con- sumptive Syrup, the present day sovereign remedy for coughs, ca,- tarrh and inflammation of the lungs. It will effect a cure no mat- ter how severe the cold may be. You cannot afford to be without a remedy like Bickle’s, for it is the best. “I saw you, sirâ€"I saw you with my own eyes! How dare you kiss my daughter, sir, heforemel” ex- claimed an irate mother to a. young man. “Well, I’ll kiss you first in future, madam!” said the youth. Violetâ€""So your uncle was ninety years old at the time of his death. Was he of sound Elind when he died Cl” Jackâ€"“I re 11y can’t say. The will has not been opened yet.” I 'got bathed MENT, I consider MINARD'S LINIMENT the BEST Liniment in use. _ I got my foot badly Jammed lately. I bathed 119 well With MIEARD’S LINIâ€" day. ca, on. “Every Sunday night for two years '1” “Yes, sir.” “Well, I want to know what your intentions are 1’ ’ Tako tLAXATIVZB BBOMO TO OUR: A COLD IN ONE DAY fr 3% uinina Table“. at: rut-mi money if it hi I to euro. E. w. E‘s signature I- on nah box. 260. “Young man”â€"it was her father who spokeâ€"“you’ve been calling on Hilda prettyfegular, haven’t you '1’ Motherâ€"“Johnny, you said you’d been to Sunday s'chool.” Johnny (with a. far-away look)â€" “Yes, mamma.” Motherâ€""How does it happen that your hands sm_ell of fish '1” ‘ intentions are 1’ ’ “Why, sir, my intentions are b.011- orableâ€"but remote.’ ’ uAAwu J u..- _-_.._._ Johnnyâ€"“I -;35}riéd home the Sunday school paper, an’ the outâ€" side page is all about J onah and the Whalg. fl MODEE WOMAN’S PRISON. “Yes, sir. End "it 7 waive, 35 Gel] 7 5; e§rer7fiéit HIS INTENTIONS. Yours very truly, ‘ T. G. McMULLEN. FISHY. ACRES township of Aldborough, County Elgin, soil sand and clay loam (ram. house numbpr of outfbuildiugs, 5 miles £0 Dub- ton. Willjxcpange for _I_ma_ll suit“.er (any. _Tho WHOICE DELAWARE FARMS, mil-fl (J climate, near best markets, sizes. Many bargains on easy terml. Catalogue free. Edward C. Wilson. Donn Delaware. Weston-h Real Es"me Exchange, Limited, Lon- don, Ont. GENTS WANTED.â€"$5.00 a. day emu. No experience needed. Ball! on sight. Absolute necessity to (tuners: Do" work of thirty men. Pays for itself in one hour. Write to-day. MODERN“ EACH- INERY 00., (Dept. 5), Sarah. Ont. z - GENTS WANTED. â€"- Experienced ' atents only, for five new noun!” lines; good salary and commissxon. An BRITISH CANADIANilNDUS'l‘RIAL C - PKNY,’Einii£édf'2§§illBé1-Z Bife’éiffittiiii. IF you are looking for the best PREMo IUM proposition in Canada. one th,‘ appeals to everyone. up 1y to SELLER , Advertising Dept.. 228 A bert St... Ottnwn. qIGNS of every description. Advert“- L‘d ing signs a. specialty. Write , for Booklet. Thomson, the Sign Man,0nllia. nt. [Vié‘éi {1E GGB FOR. HATCEING. Red Gag; Buck Eyes, White, Intred Roe I. Black Minorcas. Write Geo. Pollock, Milt/on Heights, Ont. ASKA’I‘OON'S district-has never known crop failure even 111 most adverse seasons. Hence the prosperity of our Eng- hsh speakmg a ricultural community. Hence the fact t at Saskatoon’s popula- tlon has jumped from 113 to over 16,000 in less than seven years. We have lots of land. Why not keep the famil togetho by getting some for yourself an the boyl For all information, wnte Commissioner, Board of Trade, Saskatoon. Saskatcheo wan, Western Canada. L systemâ€"constant practice -â€" careful instructionâ€"a. few weeks' complete com-Io â€"tools free. Graduates earn twelve to eighteen dollars weekly. Write for catn- l_ogue._Moler Barber College. 221 Que-I DYEING 1 ' CLEANING! Edit; 7 Toronto. C ANGER, TUMORS, LUMPS. etc. In- . ternal and external, cured withou‘ paln by our home treatment. Write us before too late. Dr. Bellman Medical 00., leited, Collingwood, Ont. “BRITISH AMERIGAN DVEINQ'GO." Look fro;- ggent in your town, or I'ond direct. Montreal, Toronto, OLtawa, Quebec. Mrs. Dobsonâ€"“Susan told me she saw Mr. and Mrs. Hobson go- ing to church this morning. I wonder What’s the matter ’l” Mr. Dobsonâ€"“Why, either Mr. Hobson has had another attack of heart trouble or Mrs. Hobson has a new hat.” '“POWDRRAINI” ARM SCALES, special price. Wilson'l Scale Works, 9 Esplanade. Toronto. 'You’ll Save Both Times and ' Moneyâ€"as .Well as a. Good Deal of Trouble it You Use AValuable Easin applied, gives you a. hard parmanont finish that. will wear for yams. Send for Color Cardâ€"and full particularpâ€" Ploase mention this paper. gifiemedy ** forCatan‘h. 12Vaseline Remedies mTubes. Camphor Ice. Mentholated. Carbolatedhmphorated. WhitaOMon‘mcfiapsicum étcEachforspecial pumose's‘: ’ Write forFreeVaSelineBookto Cumsmnhm Colaâ€"“l mo cub» mm The Powdrpaint‘ Co. TORONTO ‘ LL KINDS OF FARMSâ€"Fruit farm I specialty. W. B. Calder. Grins y, TON SCILE, s ecial price. Wilson'- Scale Works, splanade, Toronto. EARN THE BARBER TRADEâ€"ngW FARMS FOR RENT AND SALE. >Tho Soul Of a Plano lathe ' Action. 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