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An Englishman and a Scotsman, both commercial travellers, were bragging about the firms they re- presented. “You may judge of the extent of our business,” said the Englishman, “from the fact that we spend £215 a year in ink for our correspondence.” “That’s nothing,” said the Scotsman. “My firm saves twice that amount yearly by not dotting its ‘i’s’ and not; crossing its ‘t’s.’ ” Billâ€"“How’s his business going 2”_ Jillâ€"“Like clockwork.” “Why, I heard he’d failed?” “So he has. They’ve just wound up his busi- ness.” Welsh miners’ agent, and veteran member of Parliament. ' ALONG THE LINE ' 0F U.N.U.,RAILWAY Naturally Mrs. Lloyd wants other suffering women to know how she found a cure, and Dodd’s Kidney Pills will do for other sufferers just what they did for Mrs. Lloyd, make new women of them. .DODD’S KIDNEY PILLS WORK WONDERFUL CURE. “I was sick 3,11 over when I startâ€" ed to use Dodd’s Kidney I’ills, Rheumatism, Lumbago and N011- ralgia adding to my sufferings. But Dodd’s Kidney Pills helped me almost at once. After taking eight boxes I was completely cured.” “I was so weak I could hardly ‘Walk around,” Mrs. Lloyd conâ€" tinues, “I suffered from female weakness and kidney trouble. My heart troubled me so that at times I would almost pant with the palpiâ€" tations. I was treated by the docâ€" tor, but he could give me no relief. Ard'beg, Ont, March 18 (Special) â€"â€"“Dodd’s Kidney Pills have done wonders for me,” so says Mrs. Ed. Lloyd, wife of a well-known farmer living on the" line of the C. N. 0. Railway near here. “The Memory Lingers” 111's. Ed. Lloyd, Weak and Worn and Wracked with Pain Found Relief and Cure in Dodd’s Kidney Pills. Surprises Pleases Served direct from pack- age with cream. For Breakfast. Lunch or Post Toasties Som ething Extra Good Canaqidn Postum Cereal 00., Ltd., [IN/"Windsor, Ontario. Canada. A SCOTSMAN BLOWING. MR. W. ABRAHAM, M.I’. Sold by Grocers Supperâ€" Satisfies Ilnard'l lemont Mr Ian uverywhen He never grumbles at his wife Nor has to hook the waists she wears; He lives a peaceful, happy life, Absolved from all domestic cares; When he gets home at l a.m. No terror lingers in his heart; Contentment dwells with both of themw They live a thousand miles apart. Hollow Handle Carries Cleansing Fluid to Bristles. No longer will it be necessary to carry a bottle or box of tooth wash, ‘or tooth paste, when you goaway ,from home. All you will need will the. your tooth brushâ€"that is, if it is the tooth brush devised by a Geor- gia. man. This little implement has a. hollow handle and a hollow brush frame with slits on the under side. The handle, which has a screw cap at the outer end, is designed to contain the cleansing preparation, whether fluid or powder, and the flow of this stuff into the brush frame is controlled by a valve. When the fluid is allowed to run the frame it trickles down the brisâ€" tles and the brush is all ready for use without a drop of the prepara- tion being wasted. With the hanâ€" dle of this brush loaded and a clean j collar ‘a man is ready for a trip. ‘ Mrs. S. Smith and Mr-s. J. H. Teakle, of 73 Brock Sh, Branrtford, who knew of the above accident, and what followed, write: “We certify that these facts are true in every detail.” Many a man uges a crowbar for the purpose of prying into the af- fairs of others. T0 CURE A GOLD IN ONE DAY Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablets. Druggists refund money if it, fails to cure. E. W. GROVE'S signature is on each box. 250. Mothers should know that for burns, cuts, scalds, bruises, eczema, piles, and all skin diseases, there is nothing to equal Zam-Buk. Zam- Buk is obtainable from adl drug- gists and stores 500 box, or Zam- Buk 00., Toronto. “To make quite sure. that all was right, however, we called in a, sec- ond doctor. He said everything was going along splendidly, the scalds were healing and the little one would soon be quite. recovered. Then we told him five were using Zamâ€"Buk, and he said we could use nothing better. Zam-Buk worked a, complete cure.” Mrs. Albert Sawyer, of Midland (Ont), says: “While living in Brantford last winter my little son spilled a, vessel of boiling water over his neck. He was terribly scaJded, and we immediately called in a doctor. The treatment did not 36cm to 'give the child ease or heal the terrible scalds, so after a, week’s trial we got some Zam~Buk and ap- plied it. It gave the. child ease al- most immediately, and after a, few days’ use the scalds seemed to be getting along finely. Doctor Agreed Zam-Buk was “Best Possible Treatment.” They’re ainly wee bit secrets That keep. life’s inglc bricht, They maun be winter’s fuel An’ simer’s ‘sunshine licht. I’ve keepit them frae, neebors, Nae frien’ hes iver speired, I ken they’ll a’ gang Wi’ me Afore a soul hes heird. Hooch ay! the, warl’ no cares. â€"Mac Mactavish. They’re ainly wee bit secrets, An’ yet my hairt ken‘s weel H00 aften they’ve bin needed Tae licht some gloomy spell. They vmak’ an auld man hopefu’, Though ivery time fer years I’ve placed a rose on Jean’s grave It’s leaves were moist. wi’ téars. Hooch ay! the warl’ no cares. They’re ainly wee bit secrets, An’ yet nae but or ben- O’ my m‘em’ry, hes yin That’s half sae prized as them. They’re wi’ me when I’m lonely, An’ loom up when I’m glad; There’s naething else sae cheerfu’ When life’s ni'chts are maist sad. Hooch ay! the warl’ no cares. As iver sécrets gave. Hooch ay! the warl’ no cares. They’re ainly wee bit secrets My sweetheart telt tae me, An’ so they’ve a.’ bin rooted Doon deep in memory; The warl’ no cares fer g’reetin’ Aboon the little. grave Whaur sleeps as pure 8. lassie BABY TERRIBLY SCALDED. FOUNTAIN TOOTH BRUSH. MAKING HOME HAPPY. Relieved by Zam-Buk. WEE BIT SECRETS. ED. 7 “I am disappointed in this seed catalogue.” “As to how?” “I don’t see any improvements in beets o’r tomatoes. These look like 1911 models to me.” Why buy mixtures known as alum baking powder when you can just as well, and at no more expense, get Magic Baking Powder? The ingredients are plainly printed on each package. See if this is on the others. All Grocers are au- thorized to guarantee that “Magic” does not contain alum. One of the greatest trials a girl has to encounter when she marries is that she has to discharge her mother and depend on a. hired girl. Minard's Llnlment Relieves Neuralgla. Many a. true word is :spoken by mistake. To Men Who Live Inactive Lives. â€"Exercise in the open air is the best tonic for the stomach and sys- tem generally; but there are those who are compelled to follow seden- tary occupations and the inactivity tends to restrict the healthy action of the digestive organs and sickness follows. Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills regulate the stomach and liver and restore healthy action. It is wise to have a packet of the pills always on hand. Sisterâ€"So Willie Jones kicked you, did be? And did you kick him back? Bobbyâ€"No, I didn’t. If I had, then ’twould have been his turn again. No matter where you go, you’ll find some one anxious to separate you from your hardâ€"earned wealth. An Oil That is Famous-Though Canada, was not the birthplace of Dr. Thomas’ Eclectric Oil, it is the home of that famous compound‘ From here its good name was spread to Central and South Amâ€" erica, the West Indies, Australia and New Zealand. That is far afield enough to attest its excel- lence, for in all these countries it is on sale and in demand. l The merits of Bickle’s Anti~C-onâ€" ‘sumptive Syrup as a, sure remedy for coughs and colds} are attested by scores who know its power in giving almost instant relief when the throat is sore with coughing, and the whole pulmonary region disordered in consequence. A bot- tle of this worldâ€"famed Syrup will save doctor’s bills, and a, great deal of suffering. Price 25 cents, at all dealers. Try Murine Eye Remedy. No Smartingâ€"Feels Fineâ€"Acts Quickly. Try It for Red, Weak, Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Xllus< trated Book in each Package. Murine is compounded by our Ocullstsâ€"not a“Pubent Med- icine”-â€"bm. used in successful Physicians’ Prac- tice for many years. Now dedlcated m the Pub- lic and sold I) Dmggists at 260 and 60c Per Bottle. Murine Eye alve 1n Aseptic Tubes, 2.x: and 600. The lace trade of France is said to afford employment for 200,000 persons. Even a forgetful man seldom for- gets about that $5 you owe him. Ialnard's Llnlment Cures Burns. EM. When Your Eyes Need care Try Murine Eye Remedy. No Smartingâ€"Feels Murine Eye Remedy 00., Chloago “Yes,” replied the inconsiderate and obstinate passenger. “And all I have to say is that the man who wrote that sign was no prophet.” Prisonerâ€"“I kin prove an alibi on data night.” _ Lawyerâ€"“What were you do- mg 'l “Don’t you see that sign ‘No smoking’ 2” asked the car conduc- Lawyerâ€"“You are charged with steaming the chicken on Thursday night.” ?‘ljisonerâ€"“I wuz eating de chick- Z7) A BRIDE’S TRIAL ON THE PLATFORM. NOTHING NEW CLINCHED. ISSUE 13â€"12 When a man wins $5 on a huge race he is apt to tell everybody he won $50~except his wife, who would want to spend it.‘ Mlnard‘l Linlment Cures Dandrufl. Corns cannot exist when Hollo- way’s Corn Cure is applied to them, because it goes to the root and kills the growth. Matrimony transforms the poetry of life into an itemized expense ac‘ count. Your druggisb will Vreifmrld Jaimie} if'PX'ZVd BI‘JT- AIIEN’l'fzuis to cure_av|y case of Itching, Blind, Bleeding or l’x‘otrudmg Piles in 6 to 14 days. 500. Mr. Crawfordâ€"Keep the kid quiet! Mrs. C.â€"AH right, my dear. I’ll give him his drum and tin Whistle. anunm “AIUEL’v. u. 1-,, Jud)“ uu, w.. I have handle INARD'S LINIMENT during the past year. It is always the first Liniment asked for here, and un- questionably the best seller of all the different kinds of Linimont I handle. Minion Byidgei G. R, May 50, ‘02‘ “That cart made an awful noise in thg‘packAgairden last night.” “Yes, Either. I mxpvpose that since he ate the canary, he thinks he can sing.” - A Remedy for Bilious Headache. ~â€"â€"To those subject to bilious head- ache, Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills are recommended as the way to speedy relief. Taken according to directions they will subdue irreguâ€" larities of the stomach and so act upon the nerves and blood vessels that the pains in the head will cease. There are few who are not at sometime subject to .biliousness and familiar with its attendant evils. Yet none need suffer with these pills at hand. Sheâ€"“He is the most popular man I know.” Heâ€"“Yes; he never tells the truth about anybody.” No other emollients do so much for pimples, blackheads, red, rough and oily skin, itching, scaly scalps, dry, thin and falling hair, chapped hands and shapeless nails. They do even more for skin- tortured and disfigured infants. Although Cuticum Soap and Ointment are sold by drugglsts and dam-rs nvt‘rywhere. a liberal sample of each. with 32quc booklet on treammenh or skin and hair. will be sent, pushfree, on applica- tion to "Cuticura," Dept. 8M. Bosmn. IL H, A CUTICURA Soap andomfment KEEP THE SKIN CHAR puss CUBED m a T0 FILLED WITH MUSIC A WISE MAN. NEIL FEEGI‘J’S’bN 14 DAYS. if PAZO ()I‘JT Protact 7": Preserve-~~ Beautlfy Samples and Booklets on Application JAMES LANGMUIR 8: 00. 1374‘; Bathurst Street LANG-MUIR’S CREOSOTE Shingle Stains Cm be done perfectly by our French process. Try iL Momreal, Toronto, Ottawa and Quebec- CLEANING LADIES’ WALKING on ourmc sun‘s [gunman 372E253 Pdriflco 00., Bridgoburg, out. PURIFIGO “3.1501” CURES GANGEMND TUMOR. 00D POSITIONS WAITING FOR young men as Telegraphers, Station Agents. Freight and Ticket. Clerks. We qualify for any Canadian railway. Regu- lar railway books and forms in school. Free Book 18 explains. Dominion School Telegl‘aphy. Toronto. H UMBOLDT, SASKATCHEWAN, WANTS This Spring. settlers for 4,000 free bonlesteads. Best mixed farming terri- tory in West. Also improved farms $15 to $30 per acre. Write commissioner. Board of Trade, Humboldt. HAVE MANITOBA. ALBERT\. SAS- katchewa‘n and British Columbia. lands, both improved and unimproved, in quarter, half or whole sections, also in larger lots up to five hundred thousand acres. If thinking of investing in Wash orn lands it is to your interest to consult 1 city water in house, stable. hen- house. orchard and small fruit. two blocks from London street railway. soil gravellv 10am. good buildings, one and a, half miles to London market. Will exchange for farm. The Western Rea! Eats“. London. ‘ ANGER. ETDMORS‘ LUMPS. em. I!) terna‘ aw) exumul, cured withoul am by 0’}! name Ircatmeub. Write us efore too )am. Dr. Bellman Medical Co- Limited. roiling-wood. Ont. 'Phones: Maln 6990, Park 527. H. DAWSON, Toronto. UNDRED AND FIFTY ACRESâ€"WITH _ good house; two barns; ten acres orchard; in County Peel. A real snap. A. dred and ninety acres on St. Joseph’s Island, with fine house. up-to- date barn and outbuildings. Owner wish!» to devote his time to other business, so will sell cheap for qugck sale. Full par- ticulars furnished on application. K} St. Catharines Districtâ€"Fifty acres, thirty of which are planted; Elegant House, also Cottage and fine outbuildings. Will be sold on easy terms. 1- ORTY ACRES â€"~ ST. CATHARINES â€" Bungalo and Cottage and good out- buildings. Thirty-four acres planted in fruit. and a money maker. The owner wishes to retire and anxious to sell. n. in Noi'foik Cofinty; six am un-to-date house; new‘ bank barn desirable property at, a bargain. a N IDEAL FARM OF TWO HUNDRED acres in County of Wellington. with fine brick house: good outbuildings; can be bought on easv terms. P of Simcoe, with Hfidred’ heron 'aoaa Timber; 20 acres apple orchard; good Frahme House; two Barns. Can be bought riq‘ t. 1 Near St. Catharinesi Brric'k Hoiise; Barn; twenty acres plantedx Cam be bought very reasonable. No child should be allowed to suf- fer an hour from worms when prompt relief can be got in a simple but strong remedy â€" Mother Graves’ Worm Exterminator. Niagara River, well planted. Revenué 191]: dnearly ‘thirty per cent. on price as e . and outbuildings; near Teeawater. ONE HUNDRED ACRESâ€"GOOD HOUSE A first-class farm worth the money. WENTY-FIVE ACRE FRUIT FARMâ€"- Near St. Catharines; Brick House; Botts~â€"I see that electricity is playing a part in agriculture. But what crop would flourish most un- der electric lights? OUR HUNDRED ACRES IN COUNTY of Simcoe, with Hundred Acres Good H. w. DAWSON, Ninety colborne Street. Toronto. ' 4 ORTY ACRE FRUIT FARM~NEAB Niagara River, well planted. Revenue As a special introductory offer we will send a beautiful hand-painted View of Niagara. Falls wilh eat-h 10c. packagu containing: 10 Ehb‘l-PI‘ or other Emboxwd Post Cards. Send 100. 10-day. Overland Marchandise 60., Dept. 262, Toronto. Britifsh_Amario§.n Dyeing Go. TON SCALE GUARANTEED. Wilson] Scale Works. 9 Esplanade. Toronto. Mottsâ€"Wild oats. ACRES! F_RAME CQT'I‘AGE, N O SUNSHINE REQUIRED. AY and FARM SCALES. Wilson'l Scale Works, 9 Esplanado, 'l‘m'nnlm NE on: THEVBEST FRUIT FARMS IN UNDRED AND FIFTY-SEVEN ACRES BEAUTIFUL FARM OF TWO HUN- MALE HELP WANTED. F R E E MISCELLANEOUS. County; six acres fruit; new bapk ba_rn; a, very I. , leEted TORONTO