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A Scottish student, supposed to be‘ deficient in judgment, was asked by a professor in the course of his examination how he would discover a. fool. “By the questions he would ask,” was the prompt and highly- suggestive reply. fie Was allowed to remain in Bri- tam. The policemen immediately in- formed the authorities, and as a, reâ€" sult VSchiren was sentenced to two years’ imprisonment. He had been in prison two weeks, when he made the wardens drunk, and so man- aged to escape. _’l‘vhe Chair-manâ€"“Suppqsing you were semi; back to Russm, would yog rqtuyn tq'_y9~ur parents ‘2’_’ 7 v The lad repliéd th-ajt he would not repyrn, butwwould commit, suicide. Boy Preferred Death to Living in Russia. “Sooner than go back to Russia, I will commit suicide.” The boy gave the name of Hirsch Schiren, and through an interpreâ€" ter said that he had been on terms of friendship with a police ofilcer in his own country who one day asked him whet-her he would join the army when his time came. .He replied, “May the Czar' be ill so long as I gerve him.” This remarkable threat was utâ€" tered by a, lame Russian lad, aged 18, who appealed before the Alien Immigration Central Board against a local board’s decision to refuse big admittance to England. __ SKIN SUFFERERS Do you realize that to go through life tortured and disfigured by itching, burn- ing, scaly and crusted ec- zemas, or other skin and scalp'humors is unneces- sary? For more than £1 gen- oration, warm baths with “The Memory Lingers" Cuticura $033) And gentle applications of‘ Cuticura Ointment have proved successful in the most distressing cases, of infants, children and adults, when all else had failed. Although Cutkmrn Soap and Ointment. are sold by druggists and dealers everywhere, a liberal sample or each, wlth 32-page booklet on treatment of skin and hair. will be sent. post-rue. on applies;- uon to "cuucuxa." Dept.9M. Boston. U. s. A. It has been said that Post Toasties are the most deli- ciously flavoured particles of cereal food yet produced. It is carefully cooked; treat- ed with sugar and salt; rolled into thin bits ; then toasted to an appetizing brownâ€"withomt a. hand touchingthe food. are made from this hard part of choice selected corn. One cpn render an opinion upon trial. there’s a period when the kernels are plumrped out with a. vegetable milk, most nutri- tioua. Made by Cadmium Postum Cereal 00., Ltd. Windsor Ontario. Canadl. As the corn ripens the “milk” hardens, and finally becomes almost flinty. Post Toasties In the Growth ‘ of corn CURSE!) THE CZAR. old by Grocers. Dancing was originafly a mode of expressing religious feeling. A Cure for Rheumatism.â€"A pain- ful and persistent form of rheumaâ€" tism is caused ,by impurities in the blood, the result of'defective acâ€" tion of the liver and kidneys. The blood becomes tainted by the intro- duction of uric acid, which causes imuch pain in the tissues and in the ‘joints. Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills are known to have effected many remarkable cures, and their use is lstrongly recommended. A trial of ithem will convince anyone of their value. ' Another stupid fellow was gen- erally saved from punishment beâ€" cause his mistakes were so absurd. One day We were floating down the Congo. Near campingâ€"time, as he happened to be bowman, I bade him stand by, and when I called out, seize the grass on the bank to stop the-boat. In a little while we came to a fit place, and I cried, “Hold hard. Kit-angel” The boat’s crew roared at the ri- diculous sight. Nevertheless, his stupidity cost the tired men a hard pull up-river, for not every place was available for a. camp. The natives of Central Africa, are described by the late Sir Henry M. Stanley in his “Autobiography” as being incredibly stupid. He tells, for example, of one native who, with another man, was sent in a. canoe across a, river to fetch acom- pany of men to camp. After wait- ing an hour, Stanley went to the river, Where he found the two pad- dling each in an opposite direction, and blaming the other for his stu- pidity. They were in a passion of excitement, and quite unable to hear the advice of the men, aeross the river, who were bawling direcâ€" tions to them how to manage their canoe. “Flame God. master,” he re- plied, and forthwith sprang on shore and seized the grass with bath hands, While we, of course, were rapidly swept on down-sueam: A retreat rather than a prison is the new institution which has been raised at Evreux, on the road from Paris to TrouvilI-e. It is ovoid in form. much in appearance to that of a large castle, and is surrounded by a. wall over 30 feet in height. Each has his own cell with ham- mock bed, washing utensils and a table for books. The eel-1s are light- ed by electricity and heated by radiators. The authorities have not forgotten the spiritual needs of their hostages. Dr. J. D. Kellogg’s Dysentery Cordial is. prepared from drugs known to the profession as thorâ€" oughly reliable for the cure of cholera, dysentery, diarrhoea, griping pains and summer oom- plaints. It has been used success- fully by medical practitioners for a. number of years with gratifying re- siilts. If suffering from any sum- mer complaint it is just the medi- cine that will cure you. Try a. bottle. It. sells for 25 cents. “Exceeding the limit?” cried Dawson. "Why, Judge, your roads around here are so 1‘0th 8. man couldn’t go faster than ten miles an hour without endangering his life.” “That’s the p’int,” said the Justice of the Peace. "You was exceedin’ the limit 0’ safety and we find ye guilty of attempted suicide. Ten dollars, if you'please.” Instances of the Stunidity of Na- ' tives of Africa. It is situated on high ground overâ€" looking the town, and to say the least prisoners should have a very comfortable time. The consideration of the Ministry of Justice for the welfare of the prisoners is seen by an electric bell at the head of each hammock, so that the detained, if he be taken suddenly ill, can communicajze with his guardâ€"London Globe. Since 1900 the price of bacon has increased by nearly forty per cent. Electric Lights, Books and Bells in Case of Sickness. Keep Mlnnrd's Llnlment In the house. LUXURIES FOR PRISONERS. LOFTS TO LET. Weary Williamâ€"“You condemn us tramps, but there’s one thing we must get credit for.” Mrs. Stingeyâ€"“Whatfis that? Weary Williamâ€""You don’t hear us in- dulgin’ in labor disputes.” Ethelâ€"Certainly not! I don’t care for Jack any more, but my feelings have not changed towards the ring. To have the children sound and healthy is the first care of a mo- ther. They cannot be healthy if troubled with worms. Use Mother Graves’ Worm Exterminator. SHE ADORED THE RING. Maudâ€"When you broke the enâ€" gagement, of course you returned the diqmqnd ring he gave yet}. ED. 7. Howellâ€"Why don’t you run for office? For Sprains and B_ruises.â€"â€"-Theré is nothing better for sprains and oontusions than Dr. Thomas’ Eclec- tric Oil. It will reduce thoswelling that follows a, sprain, Will 0001 the inflamed flesh and draw the pain as if by magic. It will take the ache out of a, bruise and prevent the flesh from discolorihg. It seems as if there was magic in it, so speedâ€" ily does the injury disappear under treatment. Nay-borâ€"“I say, Subbubs, have you a foot-rule over there 2'” Sub- bubsâ€"“Yes; one my wife made. It is: ‘Use the doormat before enter- ing.’ ” Nayborâ€"“Oh, that won’t dol That’s a. two-foot rule!” Ask for Minard's and take no other. Powellâ€"If I did I would have walk back. . There are burglars in the house, John.” Ministerâ€"“Well, what of it? Let them find out their mistake themselves.” MINARD’S LINIMENT is the only Lini~ Inth asked for at my store and the only oneflwer keep for sale. Gabeâ€"How did Jones get tbghind the bars? ., '. ' Steve~â€"Spent too much time in front of them. “Wéll, if you’re sure they’re off the same pig, I’ll take three of them,” replied the young wife, meekly. ’ A young Wife recently went into a,_ provision shop and addressed the 1) “Yes, ma’am, replied the man. “There are ten of those hams hang- ing uputhgre n‘qw.” A Pill that Proves it" Value. â€"- Those of weak stomach will find strength in Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills, because they serve to mainâ€" tain the healthful action of the stomach and the liver, irregulariâ€" ties in which are most; distressing. Dyspeptics are well acquainted with them and value them at their proâ€" Pleasant Bay, 0. B. “I bought three or four hams here a month or so ago, and they were _f_i_ne. Have you any more of them ’2’ ’ ‘ ‘Yes, mnard's Llnlmont used by Physicians. per worth. They have afforded re- lief when other preparations lave failed, and have effected cures in ailments of long standing where 9ther medicines were found unavail- mg. Jinkééâ€"“No, ‘ her own hats.” sthman thus : Rinksâ€"“Where does Perkins get so much money to blow? He isn’t wealthy, is he ?” Jinksâ€"“No” but his wife makes All the péople use _it‘ Minister’s Wife -â€" “Wake up! OFF THE SAME PIG. JUST HIS LUCK. HAPPY MAN. BARS. HARLIN FULTON. ISSUE 24â€",12Vlflnar". Llnlmont Lumborman's Friend. Pat was strolling along the quay- side as a big ship was about to sail. “Sure,” said Pat to the captain, “could you find me a job ’1” “Just the man I want,” said the Captain, and so Pat joined the ship for the first time in his life. It was a, fine night and they were in midâ€"ocean. The captain all at once noticed a man {all overboard and shouted to Pat: “Throw a buoy overboard.” Pat seized a bright-eyed youngster standing by and threw him into the sea. “I did not mean that boy: I meant a. cork buoy.” “Sure,” said Pat, “how do I know whether he comes from Cork or Tipperary?” Holloway’s Corn Cure takes the corn out by the roots. Try it and prove it. Teacherâ€"Willie; give three proofs thg’gwtihe v1qud aqtually is round. Act. III.â€"The horse breaks five men. NEVER MIND WHAT PA SAYS. And the rest of us buy beef on the rodf. . The packers buy beef on the hoof. Act I.â€"Five men break a, horse. Act II.â€"They enter th‘e horse in a rave. Willieâ€"The book safs so, you say so, and ma, says so. Try Murine Eye Remedy. No Smartingâ€"Feels Fineâ€"Acts Quickly. Try it for Red, Weak. Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Illus- trated Book in each Package. Murine is compounded by our Oclflismvâ€"not a“Patent Med- icine"â€"â€"but used in snow 3f!” Physicians’ Prac- LIce for many years. Nu (Indicated to the Pub- lic and sold bv Drngglsts at, 25c and 500 er Bottle. Murine Eye Salve in Aseptic Tubes, 2.0 and me. Murine Eye Remedy 00.; Chlcago Men to"! Em. fleet? Bare Protect â€" Preserve â€"â€" Beautlfy Samples and Booklets on Application JAMES LANQPMHR 8: 00.. 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