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“You can if you know how to orâ€" der,” replied the sad, sarcastic man. “If I want something cool I gas]: for a cup of hot coffee, and if I {Want something warm I asked for Iced tea.” “You never get what you want in the restaurant,” said the irri- {table person. The most magnificent bowl of punch the world has ever seen was robably that; provided by the Eight Hon. Edward Russell, who, when commanding his Majesty’s forces in the Mediterranean in 1691, entertained 6,000 guests at Alicante, where a. large marble fountain was filled With the liquor, the ingredients being: Four ho‘gsâ€" heads of brandy, a, pipe of Malaga wine, 2,500 lemons, twenty gallons of lime juice, eight hogsheadxs of water, five pounds of grated nut- megs in weight, 300 toasted biscuits and thirteen hundred weight of fine white sugar. Owing to its intimate connection with rum one might easily have imagined that punch originated in the \Vest Indie. In fact, however, it actually came from the East Inâ€" dies and the name is said to be de- rived from the Sanskrit "Pansâ€" cha,” five, on account of its five ingredients -â€"â€" arrak (afterward rum), tea, sugar, lemon and hot wnter. Prm’ided by a British Office-r for Entertainment of Guests. Some of the papers have recently devote-d attention to the origin of punch, that famous seventeenth century drink which has long lost its popularity in England, though it still survives to some extent on the Continent. a short. time 51’0" I could see that he was improving, an In six woek ’ time hmwas entire] cured. He had an ered about six weeks ore we tried the Cuticum Soap and Ointment. althoupah we had tried several other th s and octora too. I th k the Cut! n - media: will do all that is c aimed for t m and a great dell more." (Signed) gal-sinuoble Tubman, Dodson. Mont.. Jan Cuucun. Bow and Cuticum Ointment sold by dru in an dealers cverywhere. Send to Pot of Drug Cher. 00:11.. 56 Columbus Ave., Benton, U. 8. ., (or n “bud he. umplo of each. with 82-3. booklet. 'About seven years ago plm lea broke out all over my face and neck. hen they would first come out they would be big and red, then after a while they would tum whlte, and matter would come out. Sometimes they would Itch so I could hardly sleep. I was ashamed to go down street. my race looked so bad. I went to several doctors and got medlclne. whlch did me no good, and bought ointment. selves and patent medicines. but none of them would cure my face and neck. A Mend advised me to try Cutlcura. Olntment. I got on? box. and it took th pimples away etore had 1. all used up. can say it In a. wonderfu remedy. Any wager wh‘o lass pimples should use Cptlcura “When my baby boy was six months old, his body was completely covered with large sores that seemed to itch and burn, and cause temle suffering. The erupflon began In pimples which would open and run, making large sores. His hair Came out and flu er nails fell 03, and the sores were over he entire body causin lime or no sleep for bub or myseff. Greg scabs would porno ofl' w on I removed Ins shirt. We tr ed a rent Ipany remedies but nothing wou help 1m. an a. friend Induced me to try Cutlcura. Soap and Ointment. I used thg_Cut_icu;B B'oap 99d Oiqtmept but sufferer wh has pimples should use Cuticura Ointment they w: t a sure cure. I never ad any soap equa to Cutlcum Soap.” (Signed) Aylmet Matters, Parkhfll, 0nt., Dec. 24. 1910. Tried Everything but Did It No Good. One Box of Cuticura Ointment Took Pimples Away. Pim les 80 Bad 3 Was Ashamed §nres Ml Over Baby's Body W; " mute” m.- 5? 5130;111:315 all shah}; pc on rut Mm than peth mom. Wm winmmmmu nonylnll IM‘WH' mm: at uni quick: growth of ma mun. My Aggy mac’s. ,o-qnm- {WW5 , d “:38! out “$11-53: a." (hum.i omillions or o m: u 0 P0 2mm“ ennui-uni mwr “In: tho’ Must)“: ’V ilk lay msmflymoylu its min-gallium. wry mm" or mocha-or kxmu thh lineman to ‘1le you hit on dxgcrhnu. me. use mm a (re-flo- w! m. by Q: 25" , 92. “m, 4:173"?! Hemâ€"“153m? cs 7 nhhfléfloéofludm mm! mm W!» manhunt, when M m to W ML I on twenty n of rcqu M of "lam mm was?» no: you to tumor. our palm" cur-nun. to: an! 4’! Au. Dumas. Wflilll men "OI t0. leM A x.- 1“ By Iain. “INTERNATIONAL FLY WAY” A FOUNTAIN 0F PUNCH. SUMMED UP HIS CASE. INTERNATIBNAI. FLY WAT Prevents the Tremendous Loss lrnm Hits SAVE YOUR 8700K uh at: All 7 aim Mrs. Gothamâ€"Don’t you think those doughnuts are an improve- ment on the last ones I made? Mr. Gothamâ€"Oh, yes, dear; the holes are larger. 1 “Next time when you meet me, don’t cross the street, but greet me with eyes that betoken love! Do you understan 2” And the unlucky culprit, cringing beneath the vigorous blows of the royal walking-stick, promised that he would not fear but love the king. “Afraid of me!” shouted the monarch. “I don’t want my sub- jects to be afraid of me, but to love me. I will teach you a lesson I” and he began to beat; the man with his cane, cyying out: The poor fellow began ’00 tremble, and stammered, “Becauseâ€"you are â€"â€"the king, ,and Iâ€"am afraid of you.” An eccentric monarch was Fred- erick the Great, whom his subjects call-ed “Old Fritz.” One day, in passing along the streets of Berlin, he noticed that a man left the side- walk as he approached and crossed over to the other side of the street. The king called him back, and ask- ed why he had dorie so. A little lad was desperately ill, but refused to take the medicine the doctor prescribed. His mother fin- ally gave up. “Oh, my boy will die, my boy will die,” she sobbed. Presently a voice piped up from the bed. “Don’t cry, mother. Father’ll be home soon and he’ll make me take it.” Corns and warts disappear when treatvd with Holloway’s Corn Cur-e without leaving a scar. KING WHO WOULD BE LOVED. Billingsgabe Market, London, has in one year received nearly 200,- 000 tons of fish, about one-third of which arrived by water. Mlnard'a Llnlmem Cures Golds. Etc. A Powerful Medicine.â€"â€"The healâ€" ing properties in six essential oils are concentrated in every bottle of Dr. Tho-mas’ Eclectric Oil, forming one of the most beneficial liniments ever offered to the use of man. Thousands can testify as to its powâ€" er in allaying pain, and many thouâ€" sands more can certify that they owe their health to it. Its wonder- ful power is not expressed by its cheapness. Beet sugar to a total of fourteen mlllion tons is produced every year. “Do you mean to say that you flirted with your wife all evening at the masked ball and didn’t know her 1” “That’s right! But she was so deuoed agreeableâ€"how was I to know her ’1” Cucumbers and melons are “forâ€" bidden fruit” to many persons so constituted that the least indul- gence is followed by attacks of cholera, dysentery, griping, etc. These persons are not aware that they can indulge to their heart’s content if they have on hand a bottle of Dr. J. D. Kellogg’s Dysen~ tery Cordial, a, medicine that will give immediate relief, and is a sure cure for all summer complaints. "Where do all the people who have automobiles get the money that is necessary to afford them?” . “Many of them don’t.” Mlnard’s Llnlmont Gurus Distempar. Sillicus~â€""Do you believe in long engagements 1” ‘ Syfiicusâ€"“Surel The longer a man is engaged, the less time he has ’60 be married." Try Murine Eye Reine! . No Emmi!) -â€"-Feels Fineâ€"Acts Quickly. t It for e ,Wcak, Wave-w Eyes and Gran“ need Eye] d5. Illus- tratcd Book in each Package. Murine is com ounded 1) our 09 I 15 “Patent Mod- ielng’hâ€" bub uslad in sv‘gesssfa iciana‘ Pru- W 1.100 for y guts. its bo‘ he Pubâ€" ic and so) 175” rugglsu at, a. £00 1300“. jump Hye‘ “Lin Abepclc Tubes) 0 9nd 500. Are Coming from England for the Canadian National Exhibition. Two famous bands from England will make the musical attractions at the Canadian National Exhibition this year something long to be re- membered. The Scots Guards Band from Buckingham Palace, the third of this famous brigade of bands brought across the ocean by the Exhibition people, will alter- nate on the main band stand with the Beam 0’ Th’ Barn, which all lovers of band music recognize as Britain’s best brass band. Two such musical attractions have never before been brought together on the continent. Whon Your E es Need Gare Try Murine Eye Remeyy. No ensuingâ€"Feels Murlné Eye Remedy 00.," Chicago TWO FAMOUS BAND S. OFTEN THE CASE. ONE WAY. Husbandâ€""Apple stealing, I think, my dear.” Wifeâ€"~“John, what is original sin 1” During the past thirty years over three million oxen have been re- ceived at the London cattle markets from America. Mlnard's Llnlmont Gum Dlphtherla. A Mild Pill for Delicate Women. â€"The most delicate woman can unâ€" dergo a. course of Pavrmelee’s Vegeâ€" table Pills without fear of unplea- sant consequences. Their action, while Wholly effective, is mild and agreeable. No violent plains or purgings follow their use, as thou- sands of women who have used t‘hem can testify. They are, thereâ€" fore, strongly recommended to wo- men Who are prone to disorders of the digestive organs than men. Willieâ€"Paw, what is tact? Paw-â€"Tact is thinking that a, man is a, liar when you are afraid to tell him so. using. The effect was magical; in five hours the pain had ceased and in two weeks the wounds had compleme healed and my hand and mm were as well as ever. Gentlemen.~1n June, 98, I had my hand and wrist bitten and badly mangled by a vicious horse. I suffered greatly for sev- eral days and the tooth cuts refused to heal until your agent gave me a. bottle ot.MINA_I§D’S LINIMENT, which Irbezran St. Antoine. P. Q. MLnaqi's Linilpenj 00.,7Li3niibed. “Where can I get a. drink in this town '2” asked a travelling man who landed at a little town in the oil region of Oklahoma of the ’bus drivâ€" er. “See that millinery shop over there?” asked the driver, pointing to a building near the depot. “You don’t mean to say they sell whiskey in a, millinery store?” exclaimed the drummer. “No, I mean that’s the only place here they don’t sell it,” said the ’bus man. Scotland lost over 9,000 of her p0- pulation during April last by the drain of emigration. Mlnard's Llnlment Cures Garget In Cows. The Pill That Brings Relief.â€" When, after one has partaken of a meal he is oppressed by feelings of fulness and pains in the stomach, he suffers from dyspepsia, which will persist if it be not dealt with. Parmelee’s Vegetable Pills are the very best medicine thaw can be taken to bring relief. These pills are specially compounded to deaJ with dyspepsia, and their sterling qualities in this respect can be vouched for by legions of users. A young couple in Berlin are re- sponsible for the following adverâ€" tisement in one of the Berlin news- papers : “Wantedâ€"A governess who is a good stenographer, to take down the clever sayings of our child.” Remember that Zam-Buk is at the same time healing, soothing, and antiseptic. Kills poison instantly, and all harmful germs. It is suit,- able alike for recent injuries and diseases, and for chronic sore-s, ul- cers, etc. Test how different and superior Zamâ€"Buk really is. All druggists and stores at 500. box. Use also Zamâ€"Buk Soap. Relieves sunburn and prevents freckles. Best for baby’s bath. 25c. tablet. If so, rem-ember these factsâ€"Zam- Buk is by far the most widely used balm in Canada! Why has it beâ€" come so popular? Because it heals sores, cures skin diseases, and does what is claimed for it. Why not let it. heal your sore? PAW KNOWS EVERYTHING. HAVE YOU A BAD BORE! ORIGINAL SIN. THE FIRST. Yours truly, A; E. _ROY! ISSUE 32â€"’12 Carriage Maker. So valuable is the lemon in the prevention of scurvy that the Eng- lish shipping lEWS require every ship in the foreign trade to include among its supplies a sufficient numâ€" ber of lemons so that every sailor may have a, daily allowance of one ounce of lemon juice after being ten days at sea. Peevish, pale, restless, and sickly children owe their condition to worms. Mother Graves’ Worm Exâ€" terminator Will relieve them and restore health. A good umbrella, properly taken care of, dried open every time it is used, will last for 10 or 15 years; but one that is put away wet or point down in a, hall stand jar will not last more than a season. Man persons will s»de a. wet umbrc la in a, sink or wash basin, which would not he so bad if they would only place it point up so that the air could get to the part to which the water drains. The right thing to'do is to open or hang it somewhere that the dripping: will not do any damage. Thu lets the air get to every part of it and it will soon be dry ggain. At this time of year, when there is more or less rain, it pays to be careful of your umbrella. A wet umbrella. should never be rolled up, nor even placed in an umbrella fair point downward, because that al- lows all the moisture to run down to the point. where it cannot get any fresh air and it will soon rust the ribs and rot the cloth. Is guaranteed to keep Fllos off yourcattlo $2.00 PER GALLON Dilute with 4 gallons of water. 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