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tatarrh Brands You An “Undcsirablc” 'So (Loathsomeris the Disease That Few Will Associate With a (iatarrhal Victim. Poor remedies have given Ca- tarrh the reputation of heng incur- able. But it is curable,‘ easily and quickly, if the right method is em- ployed. Snuffing a powder or oint- ment up the nose won’t cure (Ja- tarrh, neither will tablets, douchâ€" ing, or stomach medicines cures. These treatments fail because they only affect local conditions, they do not remove the cause which is germ lifle established in the lungs, bronchial tubes, and nasal passages. Ordinary remedies do not reach these remote parts, but Cat-arrho- zone does, for it is breathed through the inhaler into every air cell in the lungs, into every air passage in the head and throat. No matter where the Ciatarrh is Catarrhozone will reach it. It kills the germs, heals sore spots, clears the nose and throat instantly. Universally used; pleasant and clean; guaranteed to cure or money refunded. Don’t be an object of aversion to everyone you meetâ€"get Catarrho- zone toâ€"day and use it regularly; it will cure your Czatarrh, Bronchitis, Throat Trouble, spitting and gag- ging. Large size 50c. A11 dealers or the Catarrhozone 00., Buffalo, N. Y., and Kingston, Canada. English Servants Think It N0 Wrong to Steal Things. Food of all kinds, soap, powdered scent, ribbons, coal and firewoogi are looked upon by “daily serâ€" vants” in Englandâ€"servant‘s who work out during the day and sleep at homeâ€"as thei; just perquisites. THEFTS COMMON BY “HELP.” "I find,” writes a householder to a London newspaper, “that my dripping always disappears from the pantry, and although seven bundles of wood are sold for three Eence only six are left in my cupâ€" oard. “In the matter of food the ser- vant usually takes home just what one counts upon for the next day’s use. For instance, if there are six mince pies. which are sufficient to put upon the table, three of them are taken. I am quit-e sure that the servants do not think they are doing anything wrong.” “I gave a dinner party,’ writes “A. B.,” “and there were seven people at the table. Although my daily girl had had plenty of food, the next day I found that as much turkey had been taken as had been eaten at the dinner. ) Most persons vzzith servants who go home to sleep are victims of petâ€" ty thefts, chiefly in the form of food, which their employes take away, not considering that they are thus guilty of theft. “A servant I had recently,” said a business woman, “often would come to me before she prepared breakfast to say there was no but- ter in the pantry. On these occa- sions I had been out all the previâ€" ous evening. I have lab times found little parcels of sugar and tea tied up on the kitchen dresser ready for her to take away when her time came to 'go home. “Many maids do not, look upon the taking of handkerchief‘s and stockings as theft. There are plenâ€" ty of servants who do this’ who woulgl never dream of touching their employers’ money.” Pawâ€"You have to work hard to get a political job. my son, and you have to work hard to hold the other kind. Willieâ€"«Paw, what is the differâ€" ence between a. political job and any other job? Don‘t Cut Y0ur Corns, This Way Better Is Your Trouble Catarrh? It's a fool trick to gauge out come. and dangerous too Don't wmr loose bootsfiremove the corn by applying Putnam's Corn Extract/rm The rosult is magical. This remedy works wonders, eases zthe pain, lifts out the corn, brings comfort and sound feet at once. You buy a 250. bottle of Put- nam‘s Painless Corn Extractor, reoom- mauled by druggista. Paw Knows. England’s premier duke and earl is personally the most modest, not to say undistinguished-looking man imaginable. Born a couple of days after Christmas in the year 1847, he would pass easily for one just turned fifty. A-s Earl Marshal and Chief But~ ler of England the Duke of Norfolk is head of the College of Arms, and has, on high ceremonious occasions, to appear clad in dazzingly gorge- ous apparel; but nothing delights him better than to be able to flout convention, and to Show the most comfortable contempt for ostentaâ€" tion. Slobbs;We]]. sometimes I she suffers and sometimes I she positively enjoys it. 11m- , Ailmcnt. Blobbsâ€"Your wife suffers from nervous prostration, doesn’t she? SlobbSAVVG/H. sometimes I think R110 suffers and sometimes I think Minard‘s Liniment (30., Limited: Sirs,â€"â€"I have used your MINARD'S LINIMENT for the past 25 years, and whilst I have occasionally used other lini« ments I can safely say that I have never used any equal to yours. If rubbed between the hands and in- haled frequently, it will never fail to cure cold in the head in twenty-four hours. It is also the Best for bruises, sprains, “I? ifsfialréor the Best for bi'uises, etc. Take LAXATIVE BROMO Quinine Tablem Druggists refund money if it fails to cure‘ E. W. GROVE'S signature is on each box 250‘ Patron (to very slow waiter)â€" Bring me some salad, ple$e. And you might just send me a post card every now and then While you’re away. A lot of people waste their valu- ablé time in trying to get rid of the useless things they don’t want. Mlnard's Llnlment Cures colds, Etc. Heâ€"What are you going to give Kitty and Jack for a wedding pre- sent? Sheâ€"Oh, I guess I’ll send Kitty the bunch of letters Jack wrote me when we were engaged. Attractive rates will be quoted via variable routes, affording the finest scen- ery. The Los Angeles Limited, leaving Chicago daily 10:16 1) m. for Southern Cali- fornia. the San Francisco Overland Lim- ited. leaving Chicago 8:50 p.m., less than three days en route, provide the best of everything in railway travel. The China and Japan Mail leaves Chicago daily at 10:45 n.m. for San Francisco and Les An- gelesi Illustrated literature on applica- tion to B. H. Benneit. Gr A., Chicago and gorth Western Ryi, 46 Yonge St, Toronto, nt. Complaints are heard on all sides in Paris that tomatoes. melons, cuâ€" cumbers, squashesâ€"nearly every~ thing exc‘eptv potatoesâ€"have be- come luxuries beyond the reach of the vast multitude of working peo- ple whouse daily earnings do not ex- ceed 80 cents or $1. Willieâ€"Paw, what is a stable Government? Pawâ€"When the party in power displays horse sense, my son. Minard’s Llniment Cures Diphtheria. The P(o)ace Maker. ViHage Grocerâ€"What are you running for, sonny? Boyâ€"I’m trying to keep two fel- lers, from fightin’. Village GrocerMVVho are the folâ€" lows ? Boyâ€"Bill Perkins and me Dartmouth SPEND THE WINTER IN CALIFORNIA. T0 CURE A GOLD IN ONE DAY THE PREMIER D UKE. Tailors’ Moang D iet. Tip 10 the Waiter. Duke of Norfolk. A Present. Yours truly, J. G. LESLIE. will be quoted via HE FUUNDJHEM BITT DODD’S KIDNEY PILLS CLEAXED OUT W. F. BLACK’S SCIATICA. He was in an agony when a friend gave him a box. Now he recom- mends them to everybody. Newcastle, N.B., Jan. 20. (Speâ€" cial).â€"In these cold full days, when the chill winds crystallize the uric acid in the blood and cause the pangs of Rheumatism and Sciatica to bring sleepless nights to many a home, a man’s best friend is he! who can tell his neighbui‘ of a sure cure for his turtures. Such a friend is Wm. F. Black, of this place. He suffered from Sciatica and lame back. He was so bad that he could not lace his boots or turn in bed. Dodd’s Kidney Pills cured him and he wants all his neighbors to know iof the cure. “Yes,” Mr. Black says, in an inâ€" terview, “I was so bad with Sciaâ€" tica and Lam-e Back that I couldn’t lace my Shoes or turn in bed. when a friend gave me about a third of a box of D-odd’s Kidney Pills. I started taking them without much faith in their curative powers, and found them all they were recomâ€" mended, Dodd’s Kiudney Pills are no faith cure. They’re a simple but sure cure for diseased kidneys. “Now I am recommending Dodd’s Kidney Pills to all sufferers from Kidney Disease.” Nursery Legend About the Pie 00n- ceals a Real Tragedy. Few people know that the nurs- ery legend of “Little Jack Homer” conceals a real tragedy. About half way Jack Horner be- came ravenous and came to the conclusion that it was foolish of him “to starve while he was the cu‘s. bodian of a. pie. So he broke the crust and put in his thumb and pulled outâ€"a roll of parchments! The disgusted Jack Horner chucked the lot into an adjacent brook. JACK “IIORNER” A REALITY. At the Reformation the chief of an abbey in the West of England resolved to surrender, and in token thereof to send the deeds of the religious house to Henry VIII. at Whitehall. For security’s sake the abbot placed the documents in a» pie dish and covered them with crust. The dish, Without saying a. word about the contents, he gave to; a lout, Jack Hor-ner, with instruc- tions to carry it by road to the King in London. The n0n~arrival of the deeds caused Bluff King Hal to suspect the abbot of contumacy, so his Majesty commanded that the poor cleric should be hanged. “Captain,” said a wealthy pas- senger who was about to take his first trip across the ocoan, “I un- derstand this ship has got several water-tight compartments?” “Yes, sir,” was the reply. “Captain,” the passenger went on decidedly, “I want one 0’ those compartmentsâ€" 1 don’t care what it costs!” Minard's lement Cures Garget In Cows. Try Murine Eye Remec'iy. No Smartingâ€"Feels Fineâ€"~Acts Quickly. Try it fov Red, Weak, Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Illus- trated Book in each Package. Murine is compounded by our 0culists-not a “Patent Med- lcine"â€"but used in successful Physicians’ Prac- tice for many years. Now dedlcated to the Pub- lic and sold bv Drugglsts at 260 and 500 per Bottle. Murine Eye Salve 1n Aseptic Tubes, 250 and 500. Little Cord nlna’s Requosh. Little Cordelia,’s grandmother had an oldâ€"fashioned way of meaâ€" surng 3. yard by holding one end of the goods to her nose and then stretching the piece at arm’s length. One day Cordelia found a bit of ribâ€" bon. Carrying it to her grand- mother, she gravely requested: When Y9"! Ev¢aߢ9§05xe “Grandma, smell this and see how long 11; is.” Murlné Eye Remedy 00., Chicago N0 FAITH BURE I SSUE 4â€"‘13. If Properly Named Would Be Call- ed the “Union.” The Origin of the Union Jack is well-known but it may be surprisâ€" ing to many to learn that the “Union Jack” is in reality a misâ€" nomer, and that, if properly r1a_1neol7 the flag is the “Union.” It can only bé called the “Union Jack” when it is flying from a “jack staff” at- the bowsprit or f-orepart of a ship, and never when it is flown on land. The first Union flag, consisting of St. George and St. Andrew, was decided to be the national flag or Great Britain by James 1. (April 12th, 1606.) In 1801. when Ireland came into the Union, a change was made in the flag, Ireland being reâ€" presented on it by the red saltire of St. Patrick. The other three flags are purely maritime, and ought never to be flown ashore. They had their oriâ€" gin as follows :-â€"“For two hundred years prior to 1864 the British Navy was divided into three divisions7 the Red, the White and the Blue, each having a flag of corresponding color. the white flag only having the addition of a red St. George’s cross. In 1707 the small Union de- vie-e was introduced into the upper corner. In 1864 these divisions of the navy were abolished, but the three ensigns were retained in use, and it was decreed that the Red Ensign should be retained for the merchant service, the White Ensign for the Navy and Royal Yacht Squadron, and the Blue Ensign for ships commanded by officers of the Royal Naval Reserve and certain Royal Yacht Clubs.” An eminent scientist, the other day, gave his opinion that the most wonderful discovery of recent years was the discovery of Zam~Buk. Just think! As soon as a single thin layer of Zamâ€"Buk is applied to a wound or sore, such injury is inâ€" sured against blood poison! Then again. As soon as Zam- Buk is applied to a sore, or a cut, or to skin disease, it stops the smarting. That is why children are such friends of Zam-Buk. Again. As soon as Zam-Buk is applied to a. wound or to a diseased part, the cells beneath the skin’s surface are so stimulated that new healthy tissue is quickly formed. This forming of fresh healthy tissue from below is Zam-Buk’s secret of healing. The tissue thus formed is worked up to the surface and literâ€" ally casts off the diseased tissue above it. This is why Zamâ€"Buk cures are permanent. Only the other day Mr. Marsh, of 101 Delorimier Ave, Montreal, called upon the Zam-Buk Company and told them that for over twentyâ€" five years he had been a martyr to eczema. His hands were at one, time so covered with sores that he had to sleep in gloves. Four years ago Zamâ€"Buk was introduced to him, and in a few months it cured him. Toâ€"dayâ€"over three years afâ€" ter his cure of a disease he had for twentyâ€"five years~~he is still cured, and has had no trace of any return of the eczema! All druggists sell Zam~Buk at 500. box, or we will send free trial box if you send fohis advertisement and a fc. stamp (to pay return postage) Address Zam-Buk C0., Toronto. Your druggist will refund money if PAZO OINTMEN’I‘ fails to cure any case of Itch- ing, Blind, Bleeding or Protruding Piles in 6 to 14 days. 500. Maud (angrily)â€"I can’t tell you what I think of you. A “Money, you know, is man’s worst enemy.” “I suppose that’s why some folks like it for the ene- mies it has made.” The Prussian government has erected at Stettin a building com- posed of imitation sandstone, gra- nite and marble. The sandstone forms the greater part of the exter- ior. The frameWork is of brick, All the blocks, windows frames, sills, columns, roof, balcony and portal ornaments are of imitation stone, and they were so exactly east and numbered that they were fitted to- gether and set with little or no chiâ€" seling. ‘The pressing or stamping of the moulded pieces was done by hand. From three to four weeks were required for drying. The cost is said not to have exceeded half that of natural let-one, and the dur- ability is believed to be' equal. AlicewNo, butvyou have told ev- erybody else. Mlnard's Llnlment Cures Distemper. A WONDERFUL DISCO VTRY. Men are like trees; they grow eiâ€" ther crooked or straight. PILES CURED IN 6 T014 DAYS Now Imitation Sandstone. THE UNION JACK. A Backhitcr. H. w. DAWSON, Ninety Golborno street. Toronto. ‘ Chean and on eaéy terms‘ fie nfiTéémfiBmâ€"n 'Hamiifon EVENTYâ€"SIX ACRES WITH GOOD k buildipga agd qynle orchard: about IFTY ACRES IN KENT COUNTYâ€" Soil, sand and clay loam; buildings in good repair: Close be mfivket and rail- way station. Price two thousand. The Western Real Estate, London, Ont. H. W. DAWSON‘ Toronto ‘ TAMP COLLECTORSâ€"HUNDRED D11?- ‘3 ferent Foreign Stamps, Catalogue. Album, only Seven Cents. Marks Stamp Comnany. Toronto. and faded Suits would look better dyed. If no agent of ours in your town, write direct to Montreal, Box 55. Gold Medalist. Brltlsh Amerloan Dyeing Co. ANGER. TUMORS, LUMPS. ETG., internal and external, cured with- out pain by our home treatment. Write us before too late. Dr. Bellman Medical (30.. Limited. Collingwood, Out. ALL STONES, KIDNENND BLAD- der Stones. Kidney trouble. Gravel. Lumbago and kindred ailments positively cured with the new German Remedy. “Sanoi.” price $1.50. Another new remedy for Diabetes-Meilitus, and sure cure. is “Sanoi‘s Anti-Diabetes." Price $2.00 from druggists or direct. The Sand Ma‘nufaw Vtyring Company of Canada. Limited. Vfinnfpeg. Man “Don’t you think that we should have a more elastic currency?” asked the Old Fogyx U BOILERS WIJA‘LVM --.V v . “It is elastié éngixgh,” replied the Grouch. “Why don’t they make it more adhesive.” DISHBUHED WITH ERUPTIUNS 0N FABE Body Covered With Running Sore Could Not Sleep from ltchin an Pain. Cross and Fretful. rled Fifiy Remedies Without Result. Cured in Nine Days by Cutlcura Soap and Ointment. 30 Champagne St" Montreal, Quebec..â€" " rhave a. flveâ€"yeerâ€"old boy who was Euflfll‘v ing frem what the doctor said was “la. gramllo.” His body was 0.11 covered with running sores. The trouble started with pimples and opened up In“) sores. Of course scratching made it worse. The erup- tions appeared on his face ‘7‘ and disfigured him awfully. SQQ The boy could not sleep at v ‘ . ‘night from the itching and pain, and I did not know what to do with him. It made him cross and frett’ul. If I have tried one, I have tried fifty remediea without result. At last} I got} samples of Outlcura. Soap and Ointmenfi. and after using them two days I noticed a. change. I then bought a. full>slzed cake of Cunicura Soap and one box of Outicura Ointment and I used to give the boy a hot bath daily using Cutlcura Soap freely, and then applied the Cuticura. Ointment. He had euflered three months with the horrible disease be- fore I started to use the Cutlcura. Soap and Ointment}. and nine days after the boy~ was cured and has not been troubled since“, (Signed) E. Cloutier. Dec. 12. 1911. foromo. FREE TRIAL {Effiiiffiffimf Sample free If you write National Drug & GhemIoal Go. of Canada, lenu, Cuticura Soap and Cuticura. Ointment are sold by druggiata and dealers everywhere. A single set is often sufficient. Liberal aampie of each mailed free, with 82-p. Skin Book. Address post card Power Drug 5: Chem. Oorp., Dept. 40D. Boston, U. S. A, Nothing qulle so nice an a beautiful head 0! hair. Let ‘us send you absolutely . free one treatment of Luxurine, if it is only to prove lo you that 1! Color: grey half and makes" grow. stops ltchlng. remo- ves dandruff and makes the hair of man or woman or chlld heavy and beautifully glossy. You have only to send us your address, with 10c. enclosed for malllng and packlng, and we wlll Send you anywhere our treatment, at our own expense. Wm: loâ€"day. Address DR. PROSSE, Dept 2 203 Commisalonor Street. Montreal. New and Second- hand. for heating and power purposes. TANKS AND SMOKE STACKS. Agents for Stnrte. vant Venuilarmg and Heating Systems. POLSON The Soul ofa Pianoisthe Action. 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