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Out of the Question. . “Why don’t you take a wifeyold hap 1” “Oh, I don’t know.” “You must have a, reason.” “Well, the fact is I couldn’t af- iford a 1913 wife on my 1902 salary.” “I had a pain in my left side and flown through my hips,” Mrs. states. “I had headache all the time. My heart was weak, and at times a, pain around it added to my Years. Some days I was hardly able (to walk. "I read of a number of cures of pastas like mine by Dodd’s Kidney Pills, and sent for three boxes. Toâ€" ay I am a well woman, and can do his much work as ever I could.” ' Dodd’s Kidney Pills cured Mrs. Pace because her troubles came from diseased kidneys. Dodd’s Kidâ€" ney Pills always cure diseased kid- }neys, and as ninety per cent. of WO- men’s troubles comes from kidney rouble, Dodd’s Kidney Pills have , ome to be known as Bufferlng wo man’s best friend. Cats Maréhed to Service. When Mulmi Hafid, (axâ€"Sultan of ‘Morqoco, suqoeevied ’00 the Sultan» Ecum Secum Bridge, Halifax 00., N. 8., May 12 (Special).â€"â€"From {Vancouver to Halifax come daily reports of the splendid work Dodd’s Kidney Pills are doing for the sufâ€" fering women of Canada, and this Httle place can show a. splendid cure of its own. Mrs. Orastus Pace, the mother of a large family, was a. sufferer from those aches and pains only women know. Toâ€"day ishe is a, strong, healthy women. lDodd’s Kidney Pills did it. ' , he found the sacred city oi Fez n-fested by rats. Without any 10135 p! time he at once nationalized all 3 cats of Morocco and. issued a mud that ’many thousands of hem should be marched into Fez or wrvzioe. For some time a. law has existed in Hong Kong making it 7 pulson to keep cats in every house, the number varying accord Eim'g to flhe size of the house. , “You are the proprietor and a pharmacist of the first class 2” “Yes, madam.” “And you know your business (well 1” “From the foundation.”- “That is well. Give me two cents’ worth of gum drops.” Your draught will refund money If PAZO D'INTMENT falls to cure any case of Itch- l_n_n', ppqd, Blegging or Protrudmg Piles in When Your E es Need care 11‘1"! Murine Eye Reme y, No Stunningâ€"Feels Father â€"- Young Willoughby doesn’t seem to call on Grace very often of late. Wonder if it’s a, case of dampened andor. Sonâ€"I think likely. He proposed to her while out canoeing, and she threw him .over. ymnard's Llnlmem Cum cargo: In Co's It'd 14 da'ye. '50:; llnard‘o Llnlmant Gum Diphtheria. "What caused that awkward break in the conversation?” “Somebody dropped the subject.” In”! Murine Eye Remeay, No Stunningâ€"Feels neâ€"Acts Quickly. Try It for Red,Weak. Watery Eyes and Granulated Eyelids. Illus- |trated 39ng in eagh __Pa,ckage. _‘__Murin_e_ 1g WOMEN ARE PRAISING DODD’S u‘ KIDNEY PILLS. Nova Scotia. Mother Tells How They ‘- Cured Her Aches and Pfiins, and Made Her 3 Well Woman Again. Murine Eye Remedy 00., Chloago ED. 7. Ffim Halifax compounded by our Ocullswâ€"not a“Pa.t,env Med; Idne”â€"but used in successful Physicians‘ in- ee for many cars. Now dedicated to the Pub- 0 and sold b m glsts at. 260 and 600 or Bottle. Marina 1010 Live 11 Aseptic Tubesr o and we. FILES CURED IN 8 T0 14 DAYS. A Prudent Customer. Wet Grounds. Naturally. to Vaneouver ISSUE 20â€"‘13. Mr. James McComb, of Thornton, Ont., writes: " For eight‘mon-ths I m!- fered from eczema and could get noth- ing to give me relief. I heard of sev- eral cases where good results have! fol- lowed the use of Zam-Buk and decided 00 give this remedy a. trial. Within three days I tell: much better, and within tvm weeks the some were on- tirely cured.” Employerâ€"“Do you know the duties of an ofliice boy?” “I’m afraid not, Jack. I rather think from the way she handled the supper dishes there are going to be breakers ahead.” We should feel pity for the man who is forced to take consequences that he isn’t entitled to. “Well, dear, do you think it is going to be smooth sailing with our new cook ’I’ ’ Ofiice Boyâ€"JYes, {sir the bookkeeper when boss coming.” - “I‘don’t doubt you at all, mai- dam. This isn’t the first time I’ve worn it.” Claraâ€"Well, I half! her I wouldn’t tell you she told me, so don’t tel} her I did. - That [a LAXATIVE BROMO QUININE. Look for the signature of E. W. GROVE. Cure: 3. Cold in One Day. Cures Grip .In Two Days. 25o. Belleâ€"She’s a. mean thing! I told her not to tell you. I cured a. horse of the Mango with MINARD’S LINIMENT. Sil’fieter's, 0. B. " EDW. LI‘NLIEF. I cured a_r_19_1§e__<_)f_a bad swelling by For a; number of, years a- bitter feud existed between the Browns and the Perkinsee, next-door neigh- bors. The trouble originated throng-h the depredations of Brown’s cat, and had grown sofixed an affair that neither party ever dreamed of “making it up.” One day, however, Brown sent by his servant a, peace-making note fer Mr. Perkins, which read :â€"“Mr; Brown sends his compliments to Mr. Perkins, and begs to say his old cat died this morning.” Mr Perkin’s reply was bitter:~â€"“Mr Perkins is sorry to hear of Mr. Brown’s trouble, but he had not [heard that Mrs. Brown was ill.” One of the tallest English peeressea. Claraâ€"Rose told me you bold'her Slat secret I told you'rlot to tell er. - For all skin diseases, eruptions, bolls, scalp sores, etc., Zamauk Is without equal. It is just as good for cute, bums, bruises, blood-poison, piles. varicose ulcers, bad log. inflamed sores, etc. All druggists 1nd stores at 600. box; or post. free tram Zam-Buk 00., Toronto, upon receipt of price. Refuse harmful substitutes sud imitations. “all? Wu tried Zamfiuk Soap? :50. e Dalhbusie. I cured & horse. badly torn by a. pitch fork, with MINARD’S LINIMENYIX MIN'ARD'S LINIMEN'I‘. “Do you know' I’m sure I’ve seen your {Mg somewhere before.” ulnard's Llnlmmt Cures colds. Eu. llnard‘s Llnlmnnt Guru Distamnv. Bathurst. N. B. ‘ III-BUR WEED RES “ EGZEHI Only On. "BROMO QUININE" Those Dear Girls Again. Countess of Pembroke, He Believed Her. One Indication. CHRISTOPHER SAUNDERS. Experienced. Not Heard. THOS. W. PAYNE. r;, wake up I hear the Girls are admitted after they have completed their ordinary edui ca.tion, and the principal rigstrup- Where Girls Get a. Thorough In- sight Into Housekeeping. A German idea, known as the “marriage school,” neatly com- bi‘nevs physical and mental culture, and gives equal instruction in prac- tical housekeepnig and him duties of a hostess. tion i5 in housekéepiné, although, of courage, cultivation oi the mind is not by‘any means neglected: At the commencement, 4 of I the school term the mistress selec‘bs four of the gi-rls whom she expects to take enmire charge of the house for a weekâ€"two servants, a 00ka and a ho‘us-emadd, being regularly em- ployed to do- the rough work. These embryo housekeepers have to rise very early in the morning and see that the servants get through with their duties. The girls have to prepare the breakfast with their own hands, and afterward visit every roOm in the house to see that. they have been put in perfect order. Under the supervision of the mis- tress they have to cook the dinner, attend to the afternoon tea, and latex- on prepame. the supper. Their duties for tha‘day cease by smother inspection of the house, to see that everything in secure for the night. The following week another quar- tette of girls is chosen ; they per- form the same duties. The next week another quamtette is chosen, and so on. Two or three times a week the! guests are invited to dine, and the girls in turn act as hostess. They take the head of the table, cmve the joints and set the ball of cOnvensaution rolling. By way of re- creation there are musical even- ings, ‘walks and bicycle parties. Continually on their feét, the "Peelers" are invariably troubled with coma and bunionswbut not for long, because they know of a quick cure, Putnam's Cox-u Ex- tractor; it cures painlessly in 24 hours; try “Putnam’s,” 250. at all dealers. The man who pays as he goes may not go very far but he always gets there. “I never thought of saving a. cent until I got married.” “But you think of it now ‘1” ' “Very earnestly. but that’s as near as I can get to doing it.” Ioronto. Sample tree If you wrlta National Drug 3 Clgemlcal no. of Canada, lenod, A‘Frlend of the Policeman. 8 Hunter Sm; Davisville. Toronto; Onta- rio.â€"â€"«"My lit-tie girl was troubled with cracked arms and face from the time she was born. They were certainly very much disfigured. The skin was sensitive and cracked and bled, causing much pain by summing. When healing a little 1!: took the form of itching. The trouble made her very cross. When she cried‘ the tears would make in smart and cause more pain. I tried cold cream. . and and. it got bemr only to out again when exposed to the air. She sufl'exed for over three years and I was setting discouraged when I read of Outicura. Soap and Ointment and sent for simples. Outicura. Ointmenit seemed to soothe 11‘. right away. where other ointment: made it burn. so I bought. some spare. I used them for tour Weeks and she has not been bothered since. Her face and arms have never had a. mark ainco. in fact her Complexion in vwondorfull'y clear-:3 (Signed) Mrs. Undorhill. Doc. 11. 1911. Oudcm Soap in bass for skin and hair because of its extreme purity. delicate yet: effective emollient properties. and refreshing trauma. 1% costs but little more than ordinary soaps. wear: to 3. mm- and gives comfort and satisfaction every moment of its use. for toflen. bath and nursery. Outl- cum Soap and Cutlcuru Glut-maul: are sold everywhere. Liberal sample of each mailed free. with 82-1). 8km Book. Address post card Potter Drug & 01mm. Com. Dept. 491). Boston. U. S. A. Skin Cracked and Bled, Causing Much Pain. Was Getting Dis- couraged. Cuticura Soap and Ointment Soothed Right Away. Used Them Four Weeks. Has Not Been'Bothered Since. SCHOOLS T0 TRAIN WIVES. AHMSANIIFABEVEBY ; MUBHDISFIBUHEI] Matter of Thinking. That miserable nervousness and hall’- sick bired-all-theâ€"tlme condition is due nine cases in ten to a clogged-up system. You grow irritable and despondent, you lack ambitipn, energy seems all gone. Surest road to health is by the frequent. use of Dr. Hamilton’s Pills: they will make you feel like' new all over in a short time. Writing from his home in Barcelona, Mr. Frederick G. Mayer states: “I think no one ever suffered as severely as I did for nearly six months. So many serious symptoms were developing as a conse- quence of this evil condition of my sys- tem that I realized I must find a remedy. The strong pills of variou kinds I tried seemed after their first. effects were over to make me far worse and I did not know which way to turn for relief. I saw Dr. Hamilton’s Pills advertised, and the first box used satisfied me. I found a true remedy. Instead of griping with undue activity, Dr. Hamilton’s Pills acted as naturally as if physio had'ibt ‘been taken. I never had to increase the dose and, indeed, within a month ! reduced it, when the system finally acted of its own accord as a result, of_ Dr. Hamilton‘s Pills, I took a dose twice a week only, just to make sure the old condition would not come back.” This choir is one of the historical institutions of Great Britain, and many of its oldâ€"time customs, in- cluding the dress of the boys, are retained to this day: The choir has numbered among its singers such distinguished musicians as. Sir Ar- thur Sullivan, Edward Lloyd, Sir John G055 and Dr. E. J. Hopkins. It is the. right of the head. boy to demand a' guinea. as “spur money” from any officer entering the chap- el wearing spurs. It is said that when Arthur Sullivan was head boy the Duke of Wellington would always come spurred to the chapel, in order that he might have the pleasure of paying the forfeit to his favorite chorister. No other remedy cure: constipation and biliousnese so easily or safely as Dr. Hamilton's Pills; they are an ideal fam- ily remedy for all diseases of the am- much, liver and bowels. Sold in 250 boxes, five for $1.00, all druggiata and swrekeepers or The Catarrhozone 00., Buffalo, N. Y.. and _Kingston,‘0a.nada,. A Simple Home Remedy Now Cures Lack of Energy, Loss of Ambii tion, and 3 Feeling of “Don’t-Care.” Most Economically Dressed Lady in Royal Household. Queen Mary is agadnst extrava- gance in dress on the part of the ladies who are about her. She her- self sets the example of economy in these matters, for she has the re- putation of being by far the most economically dressed lady in the royal houlseihqld. . Her dress bill is said not to ex- ceed the sum of $1,250 a year, and yet the most spiteful person could not, truthfully say that she ever looks dowdy or shabby. She madnâ€" tain‘s that $1,500 a, year is the out side amount than; any woman need spend on dress, though the maids -of honor have an allowance of $8,000 Scarlet cloth is the foundation of this costume. Bands of Royal purâ€" ple between rows of heavy gold lace are the adornments. Old lace ruf- fles are worn at the neck and wrists. These ruffles are so valu- able and so difficult to replace that they are worn only on the most special occasions At other times white lawn bands take their place. The boys must take great came of their suits, which ~must endure three years. The “undress” suits are replaced every eight menths. That Terrible Fatigue Can Be Overcome Choristers in King’s Chapel Are Very Splendid. There are ten boys. in London who every Sunday and on ‘State; ocea- sions wear suits of clothes that in each instance cost sombthing like $200. The lads thusexpenus‘lvely and brfiliently attired are the choris- tel-s belonging to the King’s pri~ vate chapel in St. James’ Palace. When arrayed in their State suits they are truly a gergeous sight. a year for the purpose, that being the sum that Queen Alexandra, in the last reign thought the minimum possible. “Does your wife want to vote 7” "Yes, and I’m almost inclined to give her the ballot.” (‘Why '2” . “Well, that’s the first thing she’s ever wanted since we were married that won’t cost me money.” Jealousy is the offspring of dis- trust. ‘ BOYS’ GORGEOUS COSTUMES. QUEEN’S DRESS BILL $1,250. Successful in Noarly Evan Case. Inexpensive. 9o} ACRESâ€"7 MILES FROM LONDON O 1 market; soil sand and clay loam: brick house; number of outbuildings; an excellent, fruit and vegetable farm. The Western Real Estate Exchange, London. Ont A T ONCE~MEN WANTED TO LEARN Barber Trade. Great demand. Good wages. Twenty to thirty advertised for daxly in VTorontpyapm-q 51096. Can teach ‘ pA_ A-.- T030111». H. w. DAWSON, Ninety Golborne Street. Toronto. Some snaps FACTORY SITES, WITH OR WITHOUT Railway trackage, in Toronto, Brampton and other towns and cities. i. w. DAWSON, Golborno 8t., Toronto. C ANGER. TUMORS. LUMPH. ETO.. internal and external. cured with- out pain by our home treatment. W113 us before too late. Dr. Bellman Medic (‘0, Limlted. Pnflingwnnd. OM GALL STONES, KIDNEY AND BLAD de: Stones. Kidney troubio. Grave}. Lumbngo and kindred ailment: positive“ cured with the new German Ramada!- "Snuol." price $1.50. Another new rema y for Diabetes-Menu“. and nuns cure. I. "Bunol's Anti-Diabetes." Price 8100 from drn gum: or direct. The Banal Mann“ tut us Company 0! Canada. Liml tufln Can: an: Winn Doc. ID- S TAMP COLLECTORSâ€"HUNDRED DIP- ferent Foreign Stamps. Catalogs". Album. only Seven Cantu. Math Stump Company. Toronto. BOILERS um.” Au 5‘11qu 1... u.“ w.~,_- 7011 in six to eight. lvjveeke. Sefidfifor Cata- kpgue. Molar College, 221 Queen East. STRAYED t li a New and Second- hand. {or heating and power urposes. TANKS AND SMOKE S ACKS'. Agents for Shuts. vam Ventilating and Heating aysmxm. ' . POLSON "fl'firnfi‘éfls TORONTO RUIT, STOCK, GRAIN AND DAIRY Farms in all sections 1')! Ontario. from ihe K Ranch Corral swell eyed Pinio Bren-ache with 0. Rome!) non and lightning heels. We have issued I humorous deactifitive circular of this remarkuble bronco with illne- traiions of his antics. Sent free on application to any reader of this paper. This is (he mesi’iumous circular eve! printed in the English lmzulge. More than half- a million eagle: have already been distributed to advertise our famous Pinto Shell glove: made from tough Bronco hides. For a. free c'opy send posiai to HUDSON BAY KNITTING C0- ESIDENTIAL PROPERTIES IN Brampton and a dozen other towns. The Heart ofa Plano Is the Actlon. Insist oh the “OTTO HIGEL” Carma-'3 Expert Clove and II“ lake". MONTREAL *Ul‘ "'ilinfiizn IVI“ Enalnes Ind Sirlpbulldon’ MALE HELP WANTED. STAMPS AND COINS. Plano Actlon FARMS FOR CALI. MISCELLANEOUS.