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I’ll see ye Inter, Bill. I‘m awful sorry I got ye into sich a mess, but P11 fix it up.” And he ran along the rough rock mad to the Markland shoes which squzlched watEr' at everfi step, ank strode into the rotunda The words were hardJ out of his mouth before the plank Â¥n his hands broke in halves. The boat swung round; a curling comber caught her and rolled her completely over, and the two men were thrown out into the frothing water. Luckily, the light- keeper and his men had brought a rope with them, and, grasping it as it was thrown to them, Westhaver and Mathwon were hauled out sputtering, gasping, and almost half-suffocated. The donr was grasped as she came in on the crest of the next wave, and, none the worse, it was hauled above high-water, “Waal, ef you two ain’t had a sesâ€" sion!” remarked the keeper. “I sure thought ye'd g'it smashed on th’ rock out thar’, an' we hadn’t a boat or a thilxg ’ljound here this momin' ” there seemed to be a note'of inefiectfl Frank J’wp dejectedriy into a. ual rage in the boom of the conflicting chair. After a1 he had gone through elements of stone and water. - it was hardâ€"very hardâ€"to have lost Matheson collapsed in a anting the chances of the venture by the mar- heap, “Lord! what a shave! that a row margm of an hour. The swarthy shave!" man seemed sympathetle, and he “Come on! Lay to it,” snarled theISPORe quietly to Tâ€"h? dIShea-Ijtened other, still paddling. “We‘ve 0t t'iy'ourzg fisheTman tWII‘hng the 011 hat shoot her up on that strip 0’ eacniln his hands- afore we’re out 0’ th’ mudd‘le. Go} “Serihor! You are wet? What has to it!” ihappened to keep you from arriving The lighthouse neonle had seen here in time?" The lighthouse people had seen them and were running down to the shore, and with the swell driving them in, they neared the breakers rapidly. “Steady now!" pan-ted West- haver. “Look out we don’t git rolled over in the surf " Frank, with his left arm sti‘ll weakf from his accident, began to feel all in, but to falter in his stroke would be to lose everything. Life seemed very dear just them, and, gasping with his exertions, he snapped huskily, “Keep it up, Matheson! We’re slipping’ it by! Sock it to her! Now! Nowi” The rock spoke again and the boat seemed to swirl in the backwash of hissing froth which swept from the ponderous bulk. It seemed to loom a'lmost overhead, but as Frank looked he saw that they were clearing the danger. One minLte moreâ€"Frank’s heart was pumping like a steam-en- gine now, and his breath hissed through his shut teeth in rasping gasps. “Keep aâ€"goin'!" he croaked. “Keep a-goin’ ” Once more the rock was blotted out. Once more it appeared blacker against the froth of outraged sea, but it was cheated of its victims, and then it roared again there seemed to be a. note‘of ineffect- ual rage in the boom of the conflicting elements of stone and water. - “Come on," he yelled. “Paddle her out 0’ this!” And as he spokej'xe rip- ped up two of the bottom boards of the flooring. Tossing one of the planks to his companion he said, “Lay to it now! We’ll weather it yet. Now, bust 'er heart out! Sock it to her! Now! ow!” And while the surf was thundering in their ears, he shouted encouraging words to the frightened lobsterman, and both paddled with all their strength. The rock was very near now, and 83‘ they rose on the summit of a mightyl swell Frank could see the great black‘ bulk glistening in the faint sunlightl for a fleeting moment, then a giant, upheaval of green water hurled itself: upon the adlamantine pile, blotting it! from View for a few seconds, and with, a thunderous roar which caused the; very air to vibrate the black fangs of 5 the rock appeared through the welter; of froth and white water streaming from it. It was an awe-inspiring‘ sight, even when viewed from safety of a steamer’s deck, but to the, frantically toiling men in the motor-5 boat it appeared as the portals to? Eternity. ] Frank fully realized the desmrate position they were in, but he was not one of the kind to sit down and wait for death, no matter how near was. “Then ye kain': git that engine a~goin’ ?” interrupted Westhaver. “No,” the other shook his head and glanced at the nearing rock. “It's dead an‘ 50’“ w- be."’ copyright by the Mon Book Compm CHAPTER SIXTEENâ€"(Cont’d) inf the Grand Hote “Then ye kain'; git that enginem'clock in_th_e_aff :17 BLUE WATER BY FREDERICK WILLXAM WALLACE A TALE OF THE DEEP SEA FiSHERMEN 15ers W hat, 5 While a. bell boi ran off to delivér gthe message, Fran was the object for :a great deal of astonished scrutiny 'from the guests lounging around. iCaptaln Ring and "some other men :were talking and smoking over in a [corner, and the former stared at ‘Westhaver with eyes open wide in ‘surprise. "le, I be darned!" he ‘ ejaculated. “Who’s that? What’s th’ matter?” Aenquired one of the others. I “Ch, nawthin’,” replied Ring hast- ;ily. “I was wonderin’ how that feller [came here.” The other laughed, showing a mouth of regular white teeth. “That may be, senhor. I am no stranger to this country. I have been a sailor in ships coming into Yarmouth and into An- chorvilleâ€"â€"" “Now I have it!" cried Frank de- lightedly. “Now I know who you are! Sir! Do you remember two little boys comin’ off to an Italian barque one winterfsi day ’boutr ten years ago an' name Wesrthsaver looked up at the other’s faceâ€"it was a strong, yet kindly countenance, and to Frank it seemed to be strangely familiar. “I did not know that you gentlemen would be here until late last night,” answered Frank slowly. “I live a hundred miles from heref-u‘p above AAncxhoryillehan’ I was too late to cabch a train, so my uncle an’ me took a small schooner an’ tried '3’ make th’ passage. It come on t’ blow a bit an’ we lost one of our sails 331' had to run into Brier Is’land ” “And it blew veree hard hast night, and you were out in it?” said the ether: f‘And your engine stopped ofi‘ pression of faces. “Good day. gentlemen,” said Frank. “My name is WestbavePâ€"Captain Frank Wes’ohaver, and I am repre- sentin’ th’ Long Cove Fish Company. I understand you gentlemen are here with a view to receivin’ tenders for supplies 0’ dried fish for th’ Brazilian Government T” v The yefllow man nodded courteously‘ “We are, sir.”r A _ The gentleman made a. gesture of regret. “I’m sorry, Captain, but {.111 de tenders were to befecgivg by noon. “Yes, Brier Island, I know it," in- terrupted the gentleman encourag- in 1y. nk was a little astonished, but continued. “We got there ’bout five lchis mornin’, then I got a motor dory an' came down here as hard as we could, but the engine stopped when we got off Cat Rock, an’ we were nearly hOVe ug on it with th’ swell. We got clear, ut capsized in the surf at th’ Cape. That’s how I got wset.” The page returned in a minute. “Step this wa , Captain,” he said, and Frank was pi obed along the corridor to a room in which two wel‘Ldressed gcntlemen were seated at a table smoking cigars and looking over some papers. One of the Brazilians was an undeMably handsome man of fortyâ€"five or fifty, with a swarthy skin, black, grey-streaked hair, and a heavy black moustache. The other was fat, clean-shaven, and very yel- low as to skin, and his ag- would about rank with his handsomer com- panion's. They looked up when Frank entered and surveyed him with an ex- “Waal; ef ye'd be good enough t’ tell me what ye want, I will be a‘Ule t’ give ye a price.” E'etnées now one of de clock, {and we have nearly g'ivep §e_contrzja;cts out.” The' clerk looked hard at him. “What name p-lgase?" “Tell themâ€" Captain Westhaver of th‘ Long Cove Fish Company wants a few minutes.” _ o'clock in the aft :rnoon. ‘With a- trail of water in his wake soaking into the carpet, he walked up to the hotel clerk. “I want t’ see these gentlemen stayin’ here," shortly. r of the Grqnd Hotel at pgegigely ong The other rose t( be sure I do,” h know 5‘ West-1r awto'nishment on their the Brazilian he said '6 me “Yes, yes! Maxgarheta of Spezzial She‘s my wife now. Well, well. this is curious!" Turning to his wom‘hr- ing compan-inn, he said, “An old friend of mineâ€"Capitan Westhave'râ€"Senbor Ruez. My name is Castromentoâ€" Capitan Castromento, of the Repub- licy} Navy.” The most cmnmJn source of food: in)- fectfion is the unsanitary refring in the home or instxitution. The ice was broken at once, and over the cigars, the one-time Italian sailor and Westhaver went over the incident of the piloting, while Rust listened with a smile on his gumbo-go countenance. “Yes, Canitzm,” contim ued the naval officer. “I left that old tub in Rio Janiero the voyage after, and entered the navy. 1' had doneL naval service in Italy before I went} in merchant ships, and having ren- dered a little service to Admiral Ro- beiro during one of the revolutions, I soon got on to commissioned positions through his influence. Ha. ha! I laugh when I think of that pig of a capitnn on the barque. How frightened he was! And how he hated to pay the ilotage money until your Anchor-ville harbor-master came aboard, and madel him pay. It. was very funny." (To be continued.) Cool Auto Drivep“Why, no. 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