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SPECIFICATIONS INSTANT STARTING PERFECT IGNITION Smoother Motor Performance Produces more Power and Pep. Eliminates Carbon, Saves Fuel, Requires no Oiling, n‘or Attention Will last the life of Motor. GUARANTEED FOR 3 YEARS Once Used You’ll Use No Other For Particulars without Obligation Phone Stouffville 4011 ure that about the most annoying thing about housekeeping and making a home is the regular arrival of bills. for Model ‘T’ Fords and Fordsons Some of the young people who are taking upon themselves the vows of matrimony this month will doubtless discover in the not Very distant fut. They appear so regularly and so persistently and sometimes so numer. ously that it is a wonder that someone had not imitated Ellis Parker Butler and published a treatise on “Bills Is Bills,” to laugh over along with his “Pigs is Pigs.” There are many points of similarity between the pigs that is pigs and the bills that is bills. They are similar in the matter of number and increase. Nobody wants either of them, and noâ€" body knOWS what to do with them when he gets them. They are alike in that they come in the most incon- venient manner at the most inconveni- ent times. The historic pigs were unexpected. Bills are never really ex- pected: Of course a person always knows that they are coming some day but that is some day, and something may happen before then, although, of course, nothing ever does. Instead, it seems all at once as though every day were some day and there are all the bills, as unexpected as the pigs. Victoria Square Just plain billsâ€"hard, concrete, ab- solute facts called bills. It does not matter how you treat‘ bills. You may look them in the face or defy them or prophesy all sorts of‘ evil that may befall them. Bills is bills. If you forget them they multi- ply more rapidly. If you ignore them they come again in the next mail If you attempt to dissect them they leap together again into the same dis- turbing whole. One is, for example, often tempted to dissect the plumber’s bill. Suppose he has charged you only $1.50 for putting a new washer in the faucet. It is possible to dissect the bill and find that washers cost five cents a dozen, but the plumber will assert that it took him two hours to put it in, and what a plumber knows, he knows.- It never does any good to look into the ancestry of a bill, either. You may find that while your light bill for this month last year was very close to this month’s bill, the bill for a year ago next month was twice as large and you are only borr- owing trouble. It is, however, well to go prepared to meet bills at any time. Some of them, like the water bill, wait to jump out at you when you have forgotten all about them. All of these, of course, are respectable, legitimate bills. Bills that really are bills are the bills for things that we did not need and did not want. DYNAMO TIMERS There was one comforting thing a- bout the pigs. It is supposed that they were all guinea pigs. There are many kinds of bills as there are things in the world â€" just exactly. And no matter what the variety, bills is always bills, and what is more, they seem to enjoy it. There is nothing more self.satisfied or more self-right- eous than a bill. Perhaps is should be remembered, however, that there is no sense in discussing the question. Everybody knows it, and, no doubt, everybody is trying- to forget it. BIRTH HEINRICHâ€"At Sherwood on Sun- day, June 23rd, 1929, to Rev. and Mrs. E. Heimrich a daughter. The most frequent double play is that from pay window to worker to instalment house. The Conservative opinion in Eng- land is that the hand that rocks the cradle rocked the boat. Another good place for a no-tipping sign is on a canoe. Correct this sentence: “My last fif- ty cases have done well,” said the sur- geon, “because not one of them went back to work too soon.” E. KLINCK, Distributor THURSDAY, JUNE 27, 1929 Bills Is Bills Pigs Is Pigs Ontario Mr. and Mrs. J.B. Doner, of Glen- dale, Calif., are visiting at the home of their daughter Mrs. and Mrs. Ralph Wideman, Elgin Mills, Mr. and Mrs. Doner are spending a few days in Stayner this week. The second annual re-union of the Monkman familSI was held at Bond Lake last Saturday afternoon. Over ninety were present and a most pleas- ant re-union was enjoyed. Brigadier and Mrs. Burton, of Lond- on, were mid-week visitors with their aunt Mrs. Alice Bain, of Richmond Hill. Sunday dinners at Hotel Richmond are fast gaining in local popularity and Mine Host, Mr. Pipher offers a special menu for each Sunday which appears elsewhere in this issue.“ Miss Winnie Moyle, of New York City, called on Miss Moyle, Yonge St. last week. Miss Sylvia Battersby, daughter of the Rev. H, F. and Mrs. Battersby, of Hastings, formerly of Richmond Hill, has been accepted as a nurseâ€"in-trainâ€" 'ing at Nichols Hospital, Peterboro. Mrs. Mylks, of Brandon, Manitoba, is visiting at the home of her son, Mr. W. H, Mylks, Yonge Street, Richmond Hill. Among the outâ€"of-town guests at the Teetzelâ€"Tyndall nuptials on Wed- nesday were, Mr. and Mrs. Wm. Bak- er, and Mrs. J. R. Baker, of Grand Valley, Mrs. S. Baker and daughters, Misses Dell and Marie of Arthur, Mrs. John Prentice, Mr. and Mrs. Victor Prentice, Mr. and Mrs. Delaney, Mrs. Rippon and daughter, Miss Maud, Mr. and Mrs. Leonard Croucher all of Tor- onto and Miss M. Baldock, of Weston. Mr. and Mrs. Hiram Connel, of Tor- onto, Mr. and Mrs. H. J. Winch and Miss May Sheppard motored to Barrie on Saturday last and visited with Mrs. Winch’s brother Mr. Davis. Mr. and Mrs. Chas Conner and fam- ily, of Unionville, visited Thursday afternoon and evening at the home of Mrs. Conner’s parents, Mr. and Mrs. Ralph Wideman. Mrs. M. L. Andrew, niece of P. W. Pearson, M.P.P. for North York and Miss Clark and Mr. Clark Grasse, of the Civil Service Dept, Ottawa, were recent guests of Mrs. H. A. Nicholls and Miss Russell. Previous to his marriage this week Mr, Lou Teetzel was presented with a cabinet of silver by his friends at the Rustic Inn. Miss May Sheppard has returned after visiting for the past week with Miss Rhoda Barker, Headford. Mr. and Mrs. Archie Doner and daughter Mary of Brantford, Ontario, visited Thursday afternoon at Mr. and Mrs. R. Wideman’s. On behalf of his associates in the Ontario Department of Highways Mr. Lou Teetzel was this week preâ€" sented with a handsome floor lamp. The home of Mrs. H.A. Nicholls, Yonge Street, was the scene of a de- lightful farewell party and miscellan- eous shower, when the members of the Girl’s Auxiliary gathered to do honour to Miss Olive Paris whose marriage is to take place‘iortly. The many useful and attra 6: gifts were much admired by everyone. A dainty tea was served by Mrs. Nicholls who is president of the Girls Auxiliary. A- bout twenty guests were present and many were the good wishes which were extended to the bride-to-be. The popularity of Mr. Lou Teetzel who this week joined the ranks of the benedicts was evidenced by a large social gathering held in the Masonic Hall on Tuesday evening, when the honored guest was presented with a beautiful five piece silver tea service by a number of Richmond Hill friends. Mr. J. A. Greene ably performed the duties of Master of ceremonies and af' ter a. sumptuous repast a novel and entertaining program was enjoyed. On behalf of the gathering Mr. W. H. Legge made the presentation address and Magistrate G.H. Duncan made the presentation. Although taken completely by surprise Mr. Teetzel made suitable reply. About fifty guests attended. Mr. and Mrs. W. J. Paris announce the engagement of their second daugh- ter Olive Emily to Mr. W. Schofield Battersby, of Otonabee, only son of the Rev. H. F. and Mrs. Battersby, of Hastings, 0nt., the marriage to take place at St. Mary’s Anglican Church, Richmond Hill, July 17th. Mr. and Mrs. 'H.J.S. Montgomery, of Sherwood, Ont., wish to announce the engagement of their eldest daugh- ter Reba Irene to Rev. N.A. Keffer, B.A., eldest son of Mr. and Mrs. Jesse Keffer, Maple Ont. The marriage will take place on Wednesday, July 17, 1929, at 3 o’clock (standard time) at Zion Ev. Lutheran Church, Sherwood, Ont. Dr. Wilson‘s office will be closed June 30th to July 14th inclusive dur- ing which time Dr. Langstaff will have charge of Dr. Wilson’s practice. Social and Personal Notice MYLKS â€" McTAGGART A quiet but pretty wedding was solcmnized at St. Columbas United Church, St. Clair Avenue, Toronto, on Saturday, June 22nd, when Margueâ€" rite Grace, daughter of Mr. and Mrs. R. J. McTaggart, of Nobleton. was married to Clarence Leslie Mylks, son of Mr. and Mrs. W. H. Mylks, of Richmond Hill. Rev. W. McTaggart, uncle of the bride, officiated and Mr. George Dellinger, cousin of the groom presided at the organ during the en- tire ceremony. The bride who was given away by her father wore a love- ly gown of blue georgette crepe and lace with hat to match and carrying a lovely bouquet of butterfly roses and baby’s breath. The bridesmaid Miss NorineMcTaggart, sister of the bride wore yellow crepeâ€"de-chene and lace and carried butterfly roses. Mr. William H. Mylks, brother of the groom acted as best man. The grooms gift to the bridesmaid was a white gold vanity case, and to the best man and organist gold cuff links. After the ceremony a reception was held at the home of Mrs. J. P. 'Milne, ’7 Glen Road, an aunt of the groom. Buffet luncheon was served, after which the bride and groom left for a honeymoon in Buffalo, Rochester and other Amer- ican cities. The bride travelled in a yellow and blue georgette ensemble with shoes, stockings and hat to mat. ch. On their return they will take up residence in Richmond Hill. GAMES FOR THIS WEEK IN THE YONGE STREET MEN’S SOFTBALL LEAGUE There are only two games scheduled in the Men’s Yonge Street Softball League next week and they are as fol- lows: Thursday, July 4thâ€"Richmond Hill at Aurora and Langstaff at New- tonbrook. Games are called for 7.30 (daylight saving time). NEWTONBROOK BOYS OVER- COME AURORA’S 12 RUN LEA‘D AND WINS BY 19.14 In a league game played on the Newtonbrook diamond last night the home boys defeated the Aurora boys by a score of 19 to 14. The game was the best seen here for some time. The Aurora boys, secured a 12 run lead and held it until the fourth inn- ings when the Newtonbrook boys tied up the works in the fifth and finished with a five run lead. Wilson was on the mound for Aurora and pitched a good game but did not get the support Williams and Proctor were the battery for the winners. RICHMOND HILL BOYS PLAY AT AURORA ON THURSDAY, JULY 4th, AT 7.30 SHARP The Richmond Hill boys will travel to Aurora on Thursday, July 4th, and meet the boys of that place in a leagâ€" ue game. This promises to be a real snappy battle and everybody should TEETZEL â€" TYNDALL Profusely decorated with roses, pebâ€" nies and foliage, Richmond Hill Unit- ed Church was the scene of a very pretty wedding on Wednesday evening June 26th, at seven o'clock, when Zel- la Grace, eldest daughter of Mr. and Mrs. William T. Tyndall, of Richmond Hill, was married to Louis Bruce son of Mr. R. B. and the late Mrs. Teetzel, of Highgate, Ontario. Rev. A, A. Wall conducted the ceremony and Mr. A. Mellecci presided at the organ. The bride who was given in marriage by her father looked charming in a gown of white crepeâ€"back-satin and lace. Her embroidered net veil was worn in cap effect with train flowing from band of orange blossoms and pearls and she carried a bouquet of ophelia roses. The bridesmaid, Miss Marjor- ie Tyndall, sister of the bride, was frocked in dainty peach taffetta with picture hat, silver shoes and stockings and carried a bouquet of sweetheart roses and maidenhair fern. Mr. Ear- nest Carruthers, of Weston, acted as groomsman and the ushers were Mr. Rolph Tyndall, brother of the bride, and Mr. Harry Smith, of Toronto. During the signing of the register Miss Phyllis Glass sang “Until.” Aftâ€" er the ceremony a reception 'was held at the home of the bride’s parents, Mrs. Tyndall receiving in a becoming gown of grey satin trimmed with Si]. ver, grey shoes and stockings and hat, to match. Buffet luncheon was serv- ed on the lawn to about sixty guests The grooms gift to the bride was a crystal necklace, to the bridesmaid a necklace, to the soloist an amber pen- dant, to the organist and bestman shirt studs, and to the ushers gold cuff links. The popular young coup- le left amid showers of confetti and good wishes for a honeymoon in Mus- koka, the bride travelling in a charmâ€" ing grey ensemble. On their return they will reside in Richmond Hill, ST. MARY’S ANGLICAN CHURCH RICHMOND HILL Rev. C. Gray Eakins, M.A., Incumbent 8 a. m.â€"â€"Holy Communion 10 a. m.â€"â€"Sunday School 11 a. m. â€"â€" Morning Prayer TEA DESERT Fresh Goose Berry Tart, Fresh Straw- berry Tart, Ice Gem-n SPECIAL SUNDAY DINNER Hotel Richmond Richmond Hill Dressed Young Chicken Sirloin Beef, Yorkshire Pudding, Pan Gravey Dinner Served from 12.30 â€"â€" 2 June Weddings 7 p. m. â€"â€"- Evening Prayer VEGETABLES Cream Mashed Potatoes New Potatoes Green String Beans SUNDAY, JUNE 30th \V. PIPHER, Proprietor THE LIBERAL, RICHMOND HILL, ONTARIO SOUPS Cream of Tomato DINNER 75c. MILK ROASTS Ontario COFFEE NEWTONBROOK BOYS OVER- COME AURORA’S 12 RUN LEA‘D AND WINS BY 19.14 In a league game played on the Newtonbrook diamond last night the home boys defeated the Aurora boys by a score of 19 to 14. The game was the best seen here for some time. The Aurora boys, secured a 12 run lead and held it until the fourth inn- ings when the Newtonbrook boys tied up the works in the fifth and finished with a five run lead. Wilson was on the mound for Aurora and pitched a good game but did not get the support Williams and Proctor were the battery for the winners. RICHMOND HILL BOYS PLAY AT AURORA ON THURSDAY, JULY 4th, AT 7.30 SHARP The Richmond Hill boys will travel to Aurora on Thursday, July 4th, and meet the boys of that place in a leagâ€" ue game. This promises to be a real snappy battle and everybody should go and support the boys. Game will start at 7.30 (daylight saving time.) Let’s Go Everybody. Be a Sport. 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