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WWW.’ VOL. LVIV. Funeral Directors - Ambulance Service RICHMOND HILL ONTARIO RICHMOND HILL RICHMOND HILL YONGE ST. YONGE ST. Richmond Hill’s new and up-to-giate Men’s Furnishings and Shoe Store DRS. LANGSTAF F WANT ADS COVER AND DISCOVER A MULTITUDE ‘ OF NEEDS Wright 81 Taylor W. C. SAVAGE R. J. CRAIGIE BILLIARD PARLOR COMPLIMENTS OF COMPLIMENTS OF COMPLIMENTS 0F COMPLIMENTS OF @1119 Eimrm RICHMOND HILL RICHMOND HILL ONTARIO RICHMOND HILL, ONTARIO, THURSDAY, MAY 2nd, 1940. - IN THE SPRING Over my head the wild go The boys on ‘the lot are out f1ies;: , 01d men‘ sun themselves in the ‘ squarveâ€" :_. New spring- bonnets are everywhere; The sparrows are building under the 7* Tilly: “No, I think she scored on her curves.” Billy: “And I suppOSe' he was a good catch.” » Tiliy: “Oh, I hear she 'thl‘ew her- self at him.” ~ = eaves, _ I The maples are sprouting new green I leaves; - f Lovers are musing on last night’s kissâ€" ‘ v '- L. .Would-be poets write verses .‘wlike TIME FLIES As they trod o’er the bald man’s " pate Said the old fly to his son;â€" “I remember way back in Nineteen eight This barren plain was a forest great, With a path where I used to run.” NO ERRORS . Billy: “How did Grace happen to marry that ball player?" \VELL READ By a reading of the Ads I am learning there are scads Of sweet joys I’ll never know If I don’t buy So and So; I’ll be missing all the boats If I don’t eat Bellog’s Oats When I rise up in the mom, And all day I’ll feel forlorn If I do not shave with Bliskersâ€" It’s the blade that coaxes whiskers There’s no car I cannot pass If I .fill with Ethel’s gas; v w”;- : I’ll know all the speeder’s tricks. If I cheese a Blister Sixth ’ ’ If I wish the girls to flil‘t“‘»‘~9‘-"-‘ 1 Must wear a Harrow shirt; If I would be slim and svelt Wear a bracerâ€"not a beltâ€" Should I have a yen to go Where the orange and lemons grew, Aeropla‘nes are always smallâ€" ‘I’ll be there before I start. If at night I want to sleep, And instead I’m counting sheep, \Buy a mattress made by Byron-â€" I’ll not hear the fire sirenâ€"- If tdwork my wife’s allergic Try a Washer made ‘by Splurgic; Never will my best; friends tell ,If I suffer much fromâ€"wellâ€" iAdvertising’s such a wow iThat I don’t read fiction now. Mr. J. Allan Bales, Secretary, Lions Club Box 33 Richmond Hill, Ontario Dear Lion Bales: It is a real pleasure to send you and all Richmond Hill Lions the warmest greetings of the Officers and Di- rectors of Lions International, on the occasion of the spe- cial edition of The Liberal which you are publishing. The Lions of Richmond Hill have made such a splenâ€" did record since they first received their charter that we feel sure every citizen of Richmond Hill is proud of his community’s Lions Club. There are nearly two hundred Lions Clubs in Canada, located in the principal cities and towns, forming a sub- stantial, capable group of men with similar ideas who are making important contributions to the nation’s welfare. In countless ways they are building their communities, and as in Richmond Hill, giving energetic leadership and aid where it is needed. Nor are these Lions doing a job of community ser- vice today and forgetting about tomorrow. Lions Clubs are permanent. They do not do “spot” jobsâ€"here today, and gone tomorrow. Their work has the permanency and extra value of a continuous, strong and intelligent effort. No Lions Club can be judged by one of its activities. It can only be judged by the story of its accomplishments over a period of many years. Its great value lies in its permanence. When problems arise, when the community needs extra help and guidance, the Lions are there. This can ,be said of the Lions of Richmond Hill. They are a permanent institution, a permanent part of the best in civic leadership in your community, ‘ And we are proud of them. this GREETINGS FROM INTERNATIONAL lead the wild goose flies,' on "the lot are knocking A LITTLE NONSENSE (By R. D. L'.) ‘53.! Cordially yours, Melvin Jones, HE KNOWS Lem: “It says hgre thht kiSSing shorteps life.” 3 h ‘ C-lrem: “Yah, sifigle life.” CAME THE DAWN “I’ve never seen such dreamy eyes,” Said‘Ed-gar Allan Bore; ' “You’ve never stayed,” said Alma Wise, “So very late before." Teacherâ€"«Parse the word “kiss”. Marionâ€"This word is a noun but is usually used asacqnjun-ction. It is Zn‘e’ver declined and is more c'dmmon than proper. It is not very singular in that it' is generally used in the plural. It agrees with me. Chicago, Illinois, April 23rd, 1940. I If you want cocoa that’s differ- anf nnnnn that nnntnres the Secretary General. RICHMOND HILL YONGE ST. ALFRED MILLS ROSEBUD CAFE CHOICE MEALS AND LUNCHES PLUMBING AND HEATING COMPLIMENTS OF COMPLIMENTS OF SINGLE COPIES 5c. $1.50 PER YEAR IN ADVANCE RICHMOND HILL ONTARIO No. 44.