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After the lastest episode of the Christmas morn- ing romp we are convinced that nothing equals the destructive fury of kids demolishing fancy wrappings. Fond mothers and doting fathers spend hours and hours wrapping presents in new and intriguing fash- ion. Like a swarm of locusts descending on a lush grain field the kids silently and purposefully reduce artistic endeavours to just so much rubble. In a matter of seconds too! Hurricanes, bulldozers and trained demolition squads can make furious assaults on the frail works of man. The efforts of such as these pale into insig- _nificance when compared with the vigour of an eight year old opening a fancily wrapped gift. Santa Claus is lucky! He doesn’t have to Wrap his gifts!! Next year We’re going to try a new scheme. Everything else has gone instant - from potatoes to puddings. So we're going to try for an instant Christ- mas morning. To Limbo with wrapping gifts! We’ll get an arm- load of wrapping paper, tags and fancy bows. Not to use in the usual way but to tear into shreds. The dog can play with the bows for a few days to get ’em into real prime condition. When the family troops into the tree only Santa's unwrapped gifts will be on view. After everyone has ohed and ahed over what the jolly old man has left, each juvenile member will be given a large bag of torn wrapping paper, seals and dog-chewed bows and ribbon. With childish glee they’ll proceed to hurl this gay garbage all over the room. Just like confetti at weddings! nun A vauh out-av IAA\\4 yv..-v--. When the house looks like an annex of the town dump and childish exuberance has worn thin, Mom and Dad have only to shovel out the debris and pro- duce the beautifully unwrapped gifts! What a labour saving device - Instant Christmas Shambles! Even the ribbon, wrapping paper and tag com- panies won’t lobby against this deal. Why should they? They‘ll sell just as much ribbon as they ever did and, if the idea really took hold, maybe they’d aell even more. â€"- .â€".q luv” Viv-n ouuv- By using this ingenious system. Mom and Dad could save endless hours of time and wear and tear on the system! Maybe you think it’s a sneaky scheme but stop and think a minute. How long did it take your kids on the Big Day? And how long did you spend gaily wrapping? Frightening, isn’t it!!! So here’s your chance for next year! Just drop I. line to the Instant Christmas Shambles Corporation - Shambleford, Oregon. They’ll be glad to supply all the tattered supplies you’ll need for a complete Christmas morning. And, so help me, the president, vice-president and chairman of the board all live at our house! - SPORT SPOTS - If the weatherman only co-operates with a goodly supply of cold weather, all the new skates delivered by Santa. Claus should be in for a real workout. The local parks board, with the help of the boys from the works department are busy with outdoor rinks all over town. Ever try flooding a rink on a nice cold night? If you have then you’ll be in a position to appreciate the fine job the works department boys are doing. A, tip of the hat_to you all! So far the kids with the sleighs and toboggans have been kind of short changed but their luck is due for a turn for the better. And that’s a turn for the worst for every motorist we know! - SPORT SPOTS - Spoonerisms anyone? You know what spooner- isms are. That’s when you borrow someone else’s teeth and hardly know what you’re going to say next. A good example is to tell someone you have bacon and breakfast for eggs. One of the nicest presents we got this Christmas was a real dandy spoonerism from the Chatelaine of the house. Recalling a small family discussion that occurred some ten years ago, we were told that. at the time. she was so provoked, that if she’d only been able to drive the car she’d have walked home. You figure that one out! W-“---‘_“-“---.o-l Sometime in the near future you’ll be seeing and hearing advertising for the Ice Revue for ’62. This is the name of the carnival to be presented by the Richmond Hill Figure Skating Club on March 9th and 10th. According to present plans there will be a prog- ram of skating and production numbers to appeal to every taste. Don’t forget the dates, March 9th and 10th. It’s a show that the whole family will enjoy seeing. If you like your hockey fast and tough, then you’d enjoy the play at the Arena every Tuesday night. The Richmond Hill Senior Hockey League is comprised of four teams and two games are on tap on the Tuesday night date. Every game features Wide open play, hard checking and spectacular ice action. Craigie’s Rangers and the Richmond Hill Tree Service Team are leading the league, with the un- sponsored Orphans and Wise Insulation rounding out the» four team loop. Scoring plays are frequent and the action is definitely on the torrid side. You are assured of your money’s worth as a spectator as all players in the league play because they love hockey. Put a bunch of real hockey filberts on the ice and you know that the players are giving of their best every inch of the way. Take a look some Tuesday night and see how exciting it can be, and the cost is negligible. - SPORT SPOTS - FLOORS SANDED. STAINS REMOVED - WAXED We specialize in all types of floors Complete professional work . .Free information, estimates on floors. . Janitor Services and Supplies '3 RICHMOND HILL 1 COMMERCIAL CLEANERS PHONE TU. 4 = 37‘4 - SPORT SPOTS - - SPORT SPOTS - ; episode of the Christmas morn- nvinced that nothing equals the ids demolishing fancy wrappings. ioting fathers spend hours and ents in new and intriguing fash- of locusts descending on a. lush silently and purposefully reduce to iust so much rubble. In a BY RON CRAINB s ashim Best Played Game of Season Sees} gfégiea Tree Service Defeat Cralgles 5 - 31 1:33; 3: In one of the best playedithird Craigie counter was scor-l games of the season. Richmond ed by Fred Disera. assisted by‘ Hill Tree Service defeated the reliable Mr. Stothers. Craigies’ 5-3 in a senior hockey Orphans 10 league fixture on Tuesday of last‘ Wise Insulation 3 week. Both teams were evenlyt Ken Durie scored two of the matched and players of both goals for Wise Insulation. as- sides gave everything they had sisted by John Tosche and Phil to give. A few more games of Butler. John Tasche scored a ‘this calibre would do a great singleton for the Insulators deal to make senior league with assists going to Chapman games a hockey fan's delight. and Tosche. “-1- NHL...“ "mm"! (mm final: fnr Matt Kinnari fired two goals! G for the Treemen with assists on the his goals going to Wells and two Mclnnis. Norm Roberts scored and two in the Tree Service cause. goa? assisted by Mclnnis and Kin- Sta] nari. Gary Smith scored the fifth goal assisted by Nm-m Rob- Ricl erts and Ron Luschner. _ Ere "Wally Stothers scored twice for Craigie‘s assisted by Fred Disera and Bob Wright. Th5 Ladies‘ Curling game winner was Bonnie! (By Ruth Chandler) gorllies. Shirley Hicks and Ruth ay or. The ladies section of the On the second draw Doris curling club had a very suc~ Vance was the high two game cessful two game bonspiel. De- winner. Eunice Boone and He- cember 19. In keeping with the len Parr made up the beam. The season of the year, prizes Were second high two game winner turkeys. chicken and hams. The was Ruth Chandler with Ger- high two game winners on the trude Robertson. Louise Aimone first draw were Kay Helleur, and Vi McLa-tchy. skip, Jessie. Morrow, vice-skip. Third prize went to a high Helen McGowan. second and P. one game winner, Eleanor Webster, lead. Mills. Muriel Savage, Cecile The second two game went Colwell and Helen Jamieson. "'i‘~11â€"évvs’eédfiti two game went to Mia Thornhill, F. Evely. F. Reeds and J. Hopkins. The third two game went to Blanche Smith, C. McRoberts, J. Bowden. and N. Cormack. Fourth prize. a high one Eastslders sawoff. Emily Grimes of Instead of regular league ac- C.F.G.M.-1310 rolled 483 (169). tion last week the Eastsiders Pam Graham wearing Turner staged a Boxing Day tournament Taxi livery tossed a 443 (161). for couples. A field of 84 entries Sandy - Richards of Bunston took part in the play for the Carpentry “came up with 439 twenty prizes and all 84 enjoyed (165) and Alice Patterson of the buffet lunch that followed. Thrifty Shoppers scored 436 The team of Gwen Jackson (177). The team of Gwen Jackson and Arne Skretbe'berg captured the high triple prize with a score of 1320 plus. Lillian Ma- yor and Ross Lewry were se- cond with 1264 with Hilda Leece and Bill Gow third with a 1252 total. Prizes were given for the high single score in the first, second and third games. Ann Bishop and Doug Miller won the first game with 425. The team of Marge Field and Vic Palmer won the second game with 478 and Jeanne Richardson and Charlie Ingles’ won the third game with_ 431. Joan Gow and George Mose- ley teamed up to produce a to- tal of 723 pins in three games to win the prize for the low- est score. Prize for most spares in the first game went to Muriel Ste- ven and George Bardocz with a total of 9 spares between them. Jani Brent and Frank Gilbert put together 8 strikes in the second game to win the strike prize while Non Shadoff and Jeff Royston had 16 open frames in the third game to win a prize. ABC 60 Ball Tournament Entries in Frank Price’s tour- nament are holding up surpris- ineg well for this season of the year. Thirty four bowlers turn- ed out for the action last Satur- day in the hunt for a prize. A1 Richardson won first place mon- ey with an 888. Armi Gagleone finished second with 874 while Norm Roberts drew down third money with an 860 count. The five strike and head pin] pot went begging for a winner again and will be worth some- thing over $30.00 this coming Saturday. Winning this prize pot could help to defray holiday expenses. It's worth shooting for! 1 Richmond Hill Ten Pin Mixed League The C.F.G.M. 1310 team League Manufacturer’s Life The C,F.G.M. - 1310 team Tumbull Groceries beat out Guarnaccio Ltd. by se- Dynes Jewellers ven points to capture first place Allencourt Lanes in the second series. The third R. H. Auto Wreckers series gets under way this week Tom Hughes Shell with playoff positions up for Service grabs. Nutri-Bio Edna Maybury of Rose Gar- Allencourt Pharmacy dens split the top ladies honours Rothmans King Size With 522 (214). Polly Dueffert Dan‘s Esso Service of Rumble Transport also camaCanadian Tire up with 522 (1803 to force theiKent Clothes Come To ......... BUTLER & BAIRD TU. 4 - "25 AV. 5 - 3506 I91 YONGE ST. N. = RICHMOND HILL FINE QUALITY MATERIAL AT FAIR PRICES LUMBER LIMITED For Your Building Materials Pin Putter goals for Wise Insulation. as- sisted by John Tosche and Phil Butler. John Tasche scored a singleton for the Insulators with assists going to Chapman and Tosche. . Gilbert scored four goals for the Orphans. Nowoselski scored two as did G. Doige. Jim Neal and Ralph Sunquist scored one goal each. Standings In Sr. Hockey League P W L T Pt. Richmond Hill Tree Service 8 Cra‘igies 8 Orphans 8 Wise Insulation 8 Fourth prize. one game, was Jessie Wainwright, Isobel Davis, Hazel Barth and Effie Agomb. The fivifiners of the lucky draw prizes were Janet Burns and Mae Ashkanase. Ed Patterson of Turner Taxi had a total of 566 (216) follow-‘ ed by Ted Wilson of Rose Gar-‘ dens with 562 (212), Harvey Dueffert, sparing for Guarnac- cio Ltd. produced a 535 (209) as Ben Pi-gnatelli of G. and G. Hiâ€"Hopes scored 529 (180). Joe Boyer, C.F.G.M.-1310 r011- ed 523 (204) as Walt Bettridge ?f7ghrif»w Shoppers tallied 506 1 J. Pam Graham is enjoying a 161 average to lead the ladies. In second place is Edna May- bury with 155 pins and Emily Grimes is third with 146. Ted Wilson and Ben Pignatelli are ‘tied with 172 averages with Ed Patterson close behind with a 171 average. Allencourt Major Learner Norm Bowen was top dog in league play last week as he scored a 903 (337) for his three game total. Tim Saul finished second with 781 and had a high single game of 398. A1 Allen finished third with 764, follow- ‘ed by H. Jos'lin with 744. Al Ri- lchardson scored 741, Les Kim- ble 726 703. H‘igh score for three games was the 3754 belonging to Allen- court Lanes. High single hon- ours went to Manufacturers Life with a team score of 134.3”for one glamg. Bill Jones leads in the av- erage race with 244. followed by Arne Skrertteberg at 243. Larry Bishop has an average of 237 and Tim Saul has a 236. Stan Shadoff and A1 Richardson own 234 averages, Art McGeachie has a 233 on the go while Jack Shadoff and Jack Stanway are tied at the 231 mark. Team standings in the league are as follows: * P â€" Present and Harold Hewlett S â€" Series 38 104 35 84 29 78 28 84 24 '78 ‘Game Winning Local Hockey Hornets" \Granted Change NorthYk. Schedule Fired 70 Goals In 7 Games League. In seven league games this season the Horâ€" nets have fired seventy goals into the opposing nets while having only seven scored against them. Last week they played two games and won again by lop- t sided scores. This means that every Friday‘ night the Hornets will be free to play stronger teams in Rich- mond Hill. The teams playing 'in Richmond Hill on Friday nights will he the strongest pee- wee teams from the, Toronto Hockey League. In this way the Hornets will be able to play ag- ainst peewee teams of very high calibre and improve their own hockey techniques. In order to fit all these games Coach John Gropp has been able to gain permission from the OMHA to have all home games in the North York Lea- gue cancelled. The Hornets will continue to operate in the North York League but all games will ‘be played on opposition ice. The powerful Richmond Hill Hornets have been slashing through the opposition in the North [ark Georgetown were the victims in an exhibition‘ game and bowed to a 12-3 score. Bolton were snowed under by a 15-0 count in a league fixture last Friday night. This Hornet team is now showing the results of previous years’ work and is the strongest peewee hockey team to represent Richmond Hill. Marlboros (Consumers Gas) 3 Tiger Cubs (Wilson Niblett (Motors) 0 It was a shut-out for Goalie Bruce McGregor. It was a good game but Marlies were just too much for the Cubs. Hal Mur- phy scored two goals while John Fitzpatrick scored a loner. all; for the Mal-lies. Teepees (Macdougall Motors) 1 Flyers (Victoria Lodge) 0 The defense played well in 1this game. and the net minding was superb. Teepes' lone goal was scored by David Smith. Petes (Rumble Transport) 3 Royals (Gormley Sand & Gravel) Captain Wayne Pollrard scored a goal for his team along with Harry Bryan and Eddie Kay. The stick handling was excell- ent. Robert Graham scored Roy- als' lone marker. Jr. Canadiens (Sunnybrook Riding Club) 1 This was hockey as it should be played with both teams play- ing heads up hockey. Jim Ham- ilton scored two of Biltmores’ three goals. Pat Madden scored the third. Canadliens’ lone mar- ker was by Pete Coughlin. 1 Wltl‘l ROAD HAZARD GUARANTEE IS YOUR CAR HARD TO START? Here's What We I: BY BOB ROSS JR. SQUIRT LEAGUE 1 MINOR Biltmtn-e 3 Inspect brake lining and wheel cylinders, add fluid and precision ndjust brakes. fim/ 1373231 50 YONGE ST. N. RICHMOND HILL, 0N1 'l BRAKES 2 ALIGNMENT (By Ron Craine) into the schedule it will be nec- essary to add new players to the Hornet roster. Promising young players from the house league will be brought up to the Hornets for league games. More players playing higher calibre hockey would seem to ensure the Hornets' hockey fu- ture for a long time to come. Up Through Farm System In previous years the Hornets have been building toward the team that is on the ice this year. All the players on the team have been developed by playing on R.H.H.A.. house league teams. The present and past executive members of the R.H.H.A. and the coaches of house league teams can be credited with oper- Goalie Doug Meyers of the“ Sing Alongs. squirt entry in the OMHA, proved to be a stumb- ling block to Aurora sharpshoo- ters. Despite the score Aurora had a good many shots on the Sing Along goal but Meyers proved to be unbeatable. The Sing Alonxgs downed Aurora 7-0. Richmond Hill scorers were paced by John Dunkley and Phillip Clark. Clark scored three goals for the hat trick, while Dunkley scored two. Geraldi Methe and Jim Gordon scored singletons while Larry Young picked up an assist. ‘ The defensive play of Jim} Gordon and Jim Hamilton gave the Sing Alongs a rugged de- fence. Coach Earl Methe has Bruins (Butler and Balrd) 9 Maple Leafs (Halllday Fuels) 3 This was a landslide victory for the Bruins. Scoring for the! Bruins was Brian McGregor with a hat trick. Ian McAlisterk had two, Patrick Madden and' John Bin-ell singles. Leafs‘ goals were by Bob Morris, Darryl Middleton and Howard Cazaly. Ranger (Rotary Club) 5 ‘ Canadians (Mills Roses) 4 ‘ This was a close one with good clean hockey and net minding. Ranger goal getters were two by Terry Hayes. one each for Doug Hannah, Brian Havilland and Peter Bird. Can- adiens, a hat trick for Stuart Nfiholls and a single for Gord S e. MIDGET Trailways 8, ARC. 8 A.B.C. was swamped by a powerful Tmilways Team. Both teams played very well with all the scoring done in the first and third periods. Trailways’ Brian Allen scored a hat trick. Frank ‘St. Louis had two and one each were scored by George M‘a‘hvon, Barry W-ickl‘am. Jim Stewart and Doug Mills. A.B.C. goals were by Leonard Stanley, Douxg Car- ter and Dave Queen. . l Correct caster and camber and toe-in and toe-out to manufacturer's specifications. RESULTS BANTAM 3 BALANCE We balance both front wheels and install necessary weights to manufac- turer’s specifications. ating a w gag-nation The purpose of the R.H.H.A. is to give the best hockey pos- sible to the greatest number of boys. Now the purpose of the league is bearing fruit as the squirt. peewee, bantam and midget hockey teams. wearing Richmond Hill colours, are mak- ‘ing their presence felt in the ihockey world. Goa Richmond Hill scorers were paced by John Dunkley and Phillip Clark. Clark scored three goals for the hat trick, while Dunkley scored two. Gerald Mei‘he and Jim Gordon scored singletons while Larry Young picked up an assist. The defensive play of Jim Gordon and Jim Hamilton gave the Sing Alongs a rugged de- fence. Coach Earl Methe has been able to conclude a deal for the Sing Alongs to operate in the T.H.[L. group and thus pro- vide the team with better op- position. MARKHAM â€"- During the Christmas week-end ten liquor seizures were made by police. the majority involving teen- agers. The police also investi- gated three _accidents FRONT END ALIGNMENT GUARANTY TRUST J . Wilson Berry, President RIetro Toronto Offices DON MILLS CENTRE HI. 7-6453 366 BAY STREET . EM. 6-1531 A ie Doug Meyers Earned Shut Out Company of Canada very sound hockey or‘ THE LIBERAL, Ric WUR WNW EARNS ON TERM DEPOSITS 'After Three Months of Winter Driving, Return Your Car To Us for a Free Alignment Check. If Required, We Will Give Your Car Another Front End Alignment Free. °NLY$8.50 l R. Hill Bantam FlyersWin, Lose Away Games Richmond Hill Bantam Flyers won and lost games by close margins last week. The Flyers edged Georgetown 6-5 in an ex- hibition game and lost a 2-1 squeaker to Woodbridge in a league fixture last Friday night. Jackie Dubkowski paéed "the GQy-Ehgfityw‘i Flyers in the Georgetown game to Rich Chalkli: as he fired home three goals. and Phil Dobbs hmond Hill, Ontarig, Thursday. January 4, 1962 ll DERBOCK CRESCENT Broadloom Hall, Elevator Service, Inter Com System, Free TV Outlet, Private Park with 2 BEDROOM WITH BALCONY $115 2 BEDROOM $110 1 BEDROOM WITH BALCONY $100 I BEDROOM $95 ‘" GARAGES AVAILABLE. For Information BA. 2-4015 â€" BA. 2-2916 BAYVIEW 8. SHEPPARD (2 Blocks East of Bayview To Rean Drive South on Rean Drive To Derbock Cres.) LUXURIOUS APARTMENT BUILDING Opening In ‘62 For Information And Brochure In The New RICHMOND Hlll. GOLF AND COUNTRY CLUB ENQUIRIES ARE INVITED RE MEMBERSHIP Call AV. 5 -5469 Woodbridge eked out a 2-1 win over the Flyers in 3 Fri- day night league game at Rich- mond Hill. The lone Flyer goal was triggered into the net by Gary Charity with assists going to Rich_Chalklin. Doug Acomb Doug Acom‘b scored a pair with Gary Charity notching one.